Re. Hey, i resent that: Oops
As per editorial policy at "The Organ of the Party Committee of the Communist Party of Viet Nam, Ho Chi Minh City", Saigon Liberation, http://www.saigon-gpdaily.com.vn/, i should've writ, "... SighGone, Việt Nam..."
Just for completeness and edification's sake, i should've writ, "... a slapstick session on the Đồng..."
GBP 1.00 = Việt Nam Đồng (VND) 32,311 or so.
Source: Saigon Liberation