Well, gee, that was an impartial and unbiased article.
263 posts • joined 15 Nov 2007
Yeah, um, how far......?
How far, really, is it going to get?
Ok Windows doesn't stand a chance, it blows away like chaff in the wind against any serious security hack. But major servers don't run on Windows.
OSX fares a little better with its BSD heritage, but it too isn't tooo hard to smash into. But major servers don't run on OSX.
They run on Linux.
They run on open-source software that has an entire world's worth of security experts and security theorists probing into its every chess-move.
There will always be holes.
It's just... there might not be all that many of them, in the end.
A challenge, but it's being taken up
Technology is two-edged, always. But here, I'm talking about the edge faced by the intelligence agencies, and corporate-owned "governments". It can fight back.
There are now strains of Android (let's just quietly ignore the hipster with the head shaped like a fruit trying to get our attention in the corner, and let's laugh at the random collection of ones and zeroes holding the four-colours flag as it gets kicked mewing and drooling out the door, shall we) that have Google's caring-sharing life-sucking tentacles removed, and have been hardened in other ways.
Ubuntu is becoming a popular handheld device OS.
There are homegrown efforts coming up that use other software, and indeed other hardware than the (cough cough) "major" brands do.
And online, the problems with TOR are being analysed out of the way (the entire paradigm sucks, because...), i2p2 grows and grows (...really, both endpoints need to be encapsulated within a network in order to be safe) and "illegal" - let's use the correct term: alegal - radio networks just keep popping up and refusing to be mole-whacked.
It's very annoying (for the surveillance sycoph... community), but some things are, albeit slowly, getting harder to find out, not easier. Bit like the MAFIAA discovering the public don't like being ripped off and neither do musicians.
Of course your standard thickhead won't care (and will continue using their real name on Facesucker, etc), until somebody dies or something big happens. But after that, suddenly they'll be on their car roofs beating their chests. FORTUNATELY, there will actually be tech there waiting for them with open arms.
Re: Is he still there??
<quote>"It seems like all this is based on the assumption that he's still there and hasn't been sneaked out in a diplomatic package (which the plod wouldn't be able to open - and they can be any size http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplomatic_bag)"
If they tried that could cause a bit of a ruckus. For example, from that Wikipedia article:
"It may only contain articles intended for official use"
If there's a suspiciously human-sized diplomatic bag come out of the embassy, the UK government would have reasonable suspicion that Ecuador were violating the Vienna Convention by using diplomatic cover to break UK law, not a good thing to do. The government just says "no problem, we'll just seal this bag shut, nice and airtight, and wait a few days, then you can have it back. Unless you'd like to tell us that there's someone inside?"</quote>
Ego shipped separately.
These people are
Surely that picture was for a special occasion, e.g., a press conference?
What's the chick's name in the photo? Come on....
Sorry are you talking about specifying the noun, in Arabic?
For example: 'Anza Ackbar!' - 'Goat is great!' - NOT correct.
It needs to be 'Al Anza Ackbar!' - 'Goat is great!'
Re: United Islamic Cyber Force
50 Shades Of Towel
Come on the great South, we're rooting for you
When the hell is South Korea just going to annex this bunch of clowns. China has already washed its hands of them, Russia couldn't care less, and the populace of the North will welcome it ecstatically.
Counting down.... counting dowwwwwn.....
Re: Malcolm's not THAT stupid is he?
I've often wondered. For a member of the Liberal party he seems to be quite remarkably with-brain, a very rare thing in that group indeed. But mainly, I have just been waiting for him to emerge from the wings and stab the other clowns in The Rich Peoples' Party in the back and take its throne. Stay chooned...
Disgusting behaviour by the airport security apparatchik. An enquiry should happen, whether it reports or not - this should be high news.
But yes - don't let some little turd in a uniform compromise your data. Encrypt it on a hidden volume behind a guest account. OR, store your data client-side encrypted online somewhere, and grab it after you've got where you're going - this is what govfuckwiterments have reduced us to.
Fortunately while they are busy slamming each others' dicks in the door and snorting cocaine, they physically can't legislate the laws of mathematics.
Re: Funnily enough...
Yes! I liked that bit too - where the ORIGINAL Roy Batty turns up, and he's a complete special-ops nutcase. And he HATES the replicant version of himself that spared Deckard, regarding it as a cheap copy. The scene in the book where he breaks Holden out of hospital really does deserve to be filmed, though it would probably be the only good bit of the film.
As a general rule, K W Jetter sucks pus in hell. He's regarded as a contemporary/disciple of Philip K Dick but I can never work out why - Dick's stuff is genius, Jetter's is utter shit.
Deckard's not subject to those rules - at least according to K W Jetter.
After I got out from under the spell of Prometheus, and realised it was a total piece of excrement, I wanted to leave some of my own excrement in a suitable vessel - so that the director would get to appreciate it, up close and personal, you understand. They NEED to think of these audience facilities!
Storm of brown
No, no it will be shit.
This is a piss take, right? This IS a piss take...... right?
And both of them stay crap
Regardless of their relationships, both their browsers continue to s*** me.
Chrome is so utterly bereft of features that it reminds me of Apple's garbage ("Let us think for you... even though we're hipster idiots.") But gee its flash bindings work nice!
And Firefox, with all its configurability and plugin ecology is a PIECE OF BLOATED PIGWARE that uses up nearly a gig of RAM when it's doing *nothing*. And its flash crashes if you breathe.
Would that the two clouds of nerds (or... herd of clowns?) could get together and produce the One True Browser, instead of urinating over their respective audiences.
Re: Australian media drops ball
Word. Oh sorry, icon. No, wait a minute, link to video (bought from a syndicated site).
The aussie media is particularly hilariously bad. And Media Watch - which gets it right 99% of the time - just aint big enough to embarass the whole shebang.
Sorry... what's that you say?
Adobe Reader I understand - I occasionally have to fall back to it when I'm not using Okular.
But, what's that other thing? I've never heard of it.
Good but Beware
Glad to see this inspired the inevitable usual dickh... intelligent commentary.
Whilst this approach is a GoodThing[tm] - the bastards should pay their fair tax share - anything that starts to look like World Government stirrings makes my blood chill. A Gordon Brown or Tony Abbot at the head of a world parliament.... kinda makes the nuclear exchange threat of the 60s pale into insignificance.
You can pay for anything you want
Apple never really came up with anything. You can get any gear you want - if you are prepared to pay for it. You always could.
The iPod was a perfect example of Jobbie's marketing insan... genius. Take an mp3 player, moronise the interface (and call it 'funky'), then add an 80G surface-mount spinner. Isn't this wonderful? And it only costs you $800! Just don't drop it.
The MacBook Air - we'll make it so thin that nobody can make a DVD-ROM drive for it... cos, you know, those things are like so dead, man. And they did die, true. About 5 years later. But then there's a little thing called heat-dissipation, but thats ok nobody cares about that. In the meantime, we are so sorry about your scorched testicles, Sir, but they were scorched by Steve so you really should be grateful. Give us $4500 for the new one with less Ball-Scorch....
Decades ago, in the luggable era, Hewlett Packard (I *think*, it may have been somebody else) made a luggable that you could throw over a wall onto concrete. They built it for the military, and it was one of the first devices with 'drop-sensing' that would park the spinner, and all the internals were gel-packed. It cost $30k.
Anything you want. Gimme yo dolla.
More reasons to shoot cyclists
Since the clown-clothed, space and privacy invading, jumped-up t*rds will no doubt use it, hopefully the gear will remain a bright, vivid orange. Makes the little bastards a lot easier to sight up...
How the hell do you install the Linux one? If you've got root anyway then it's game over.
F**** Apple and f***** old computing shyte
I am not unique in this - I am an old, very experienced, still perfectly functioning software developer. My dreams are written in Python (it's more efficient than the old way).
And, I hate old computer hardware, ok? I can't stand it. It bores the living piss out of me. People who get enthusiastic about it generate a boredom field that ages concrete by millenia - they are dangerous, don't let them near bridges.
If it's seriously old - like valves-and-mercury era - then that's a different story. That stuff was space-lab frankenstein-lab evilgenius-lab glorious blinkenlicht power to the oversploog! But mainly because it looked really cool, quite apart from any boundaries it pushed.
Old, clunky and stupid plastic boxes, full of step-wise evolutions of green, crappy circuit boards, are your anus, frankly. Pants. Duff. Boring and spew.
And if it's APPLE, ooooooowwwwrrr, then it can REALLY get stuffed (down the curbside drain, with a roight goid kickun....)
Re: thermoplastic turds
" whizz-whir desktop 3D printers that produce a range of useless, multi-coloured, thermo-plastic turds."
spot on. really sums up the whole thing.
apart from some level of initial prototyping , possibly.
You guys are ignorant fuckheads. I know that makes me sound like a yank but... you've driven me to it. Keep reading and researching. You are espousing the 3D-printing view from about 1995. It's not 1995 anymore. No, really, look out the window.
Mmmmmmmm, no. It's actually getting there VERY fast. You have some more research to do, Sir, but it's ok if you do it after the weekend.
Re: Been through this
They'll have a committee of 20. And a budget of several million, most of which will go up noses, into the deserving hands of ladies of the night, and to the building of some damn fine patios.
Any idea that Big Brother could be organised enough to be a long-lasting threat is rapidly dissolving in kafka-sillywalks juice these days.
Nevertheless, when this goes belly-up can I sue them and take ownership of their lives? C'monnnn.....
Re: @Alfred2 Lessons will be learnt
"Over the weekend, The Independent carried three articles about online bullying (and 'grooming'), within which a former Government spokesman said that the internet was becoming too dangerous for children and that the Government needed to get tough on 'the industry'.
This feels like an initial massaging of public opinion to enable acceptance of restrictions.
One idea mentioned was to use Australian legislation about online bullying as a reference model. So, look to Australia as inspiration for future UK government attitudes and legislation of the internet."
Oh god, please don't! We are a nation of 90% dickheads down here, we can't help you! In fact, we have been fearing idiocies like The Ring Of Steel making its way down here.
Re: good job they are doing this in Canada
In those there parts, it would shoot back.
Turnbull needs to pay ME...
...for having to watch his offensive head on my screen and listen to his bullshit. And the same goes for his party and the Liberal Party Lite (the ALP).
What's this "Googleplus" thing? Is it like the Red Cross?
...surely is just to remove their 'products' from all hardware, everywhere, and replace them with linux based ones?
Right, so it's just more guesswork bollox
Right, so it's just more guesswork bollox and in the meantime there is nothing actually wrong with TrueCrypt.
Nobody has addressed the elephant in the room - has AES256 been compromised? (Correct answer: no, it hasn't). TC is just a file-system handler built around AES256's one-way functions.
So, carry on people, nothing to see here (yet).
Oh and read this:
So long as they don't accidentally make 'Quantum Of Solace' all should be well.
We are a nation of dickheads.
Hello... hello. IS this thing on....
Mr. Orlowski, I love you.
This is really a bit.... sad.... overall. The rozzers have resorted to this. Can't be long before they (rightly) give up entirely and go after corporate tax frauds and other rapists like we pay them to.
Holy crap - behold the might of public memory! I'd nearly completely forgotten about old Whitedyed Man there!
Players still buy Xboxes? Since Nintendo now call ALL the shots (and nobody is laughing anymore), Redmond is rapidly going down the gurgler, and Sony are busy shooting their balls off from every possible direction... I'm starting to find Xbox stories rather quaint.
Australians play Uncle Sam's pink oboe
Don't believe any of the old bollocks and hype about Australians being stand-up, defy-at-all-odds, revolutionaries - none of it was ever true, it was all propaganda, smoke, hot-air and bullshit, always.
As a nation we LOVE to bend over and take it right up the colon from the lowest, highest, or in fact any bidder.
You're a dickhead.
A New Era
I for one, welcome our new Linux Installing Overlords.
This is TOO FUNNY. Like I say, I am counting down to Google buying M$, I am surmising they will make an offer, even if it is only an industry gesture, later this year.
But can you honestly imagine. No I haven't the energy to type it, just imagine nothing but SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM and more SPAM, security leaks, completely mis-attributed information, and total system outages. Like Windows.
Re: I guess thats
Oh GOD did you HAVE to remind me of that episode......
Agreed. This has been script kiddies and armchair beardstrokers attacking badly secured webservers so far - BIG. DEAL. But sooner or later somebody in there might actually attack something more substantial, though if they are smart - egos are traditionally the letdown of the real hacker - they will tell nobody about it.
Speaking from Oz....
Speaking as an Oz. It really nice to see CSIRO develop some gonads for once. Their greatest tragedy was Mortein (whatever its known as overseas) - basically the chemical system upon which all fly sprays are based. CSIRO invented that. Then.... gave it away. At least this time they're going after the prize. Go boys.