* Posts by Stjohn Roe

11 posts • joined 30 Jun 2008

MS and Samsung tout interactive table

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Facepalm

And then i thought space invaders

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Amazon.co.uk takes on Tesco

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But they have Franks hot sauce!

While the standard variety has been on the shelves of my local supermarket for a wile, I have been looking for the Franks and Lime for ages, order going in. This stuff is great and justifies a visit to the USA by itself.

For the beer and wine i will stiil shop at lidl.

BTW Googled a couple of weeks ago and could not find a suppplier.

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Controversy rages over robot vasectomy reversal in Florida

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Dr Wayne Kuang

Just try saying that quickly

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Boffins: Stress of family Xmas can cause fatal diseases

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Alert

Pass the sloe gin

Mother and mother in law in the same room, unconsciousness is the only answer.

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H Ross Perot Jr fails to grab rhino by the horns

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FAIL

Fail

Good lord, this is appalling

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Powered robot suits make debut on Tokyo streets

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Grenade

Humanoid Control Project

Oh please, geriatric robs off license and delivers booze to teenage hacker!

BTW: Will they do them in black?

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El Reg to launch space paper plane

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Boffin

A good op for SQL injection

I like "Vulture '; truncate table story;" or something in the same vein.

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Hacks and IT workers boozing themselves silly

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As an I.T. type in a major media organisation

I think that I should be allowed both quotas and a couple of days off.

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JG Ballard — 1930-2009

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Unhappy

RIP

Probably one of the most important authors in my reading history. Low Flying Aircraft, The Day Of Creation, Concrete Island, and the many others, have all informed my dreams of the future that we live in.

RIP JGB

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Scientists ponder future Moon mission activities

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Coat

but of course

we must dump nuclear waste up there and wait for the explosion that knocks the moon out of orbit and starts it, and the crew of the moonbase on a journey of discovery and adventure.

Oh, and we need Eagles

Mines the one with moonbase alpha stencilled on the back in a futuristic font.

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Mars suitable for growing asparagus

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Irrigation

So that is what the canals were for.

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