* Posts by John H Woods

1596 posts • joined 14 Nov 2007

Skin colour's irrelevant. Just hire competent folk on their merits, FFS

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Ethnic Origin:

African --- aren't we all?

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CAR? Check. DRIVER? Nope. OK, let's go, says British govt

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Re: Interesting ethics ahead

"A driver faced with a child walking out from between two parked cars will subjectively "do their best" to avoid a collision. Whatever the outcome."

I think the computer will do the same, only better and faster. The passenger is in a metal box with a seat belt, and airbag and a crumple zone. The driverless car is also likely to be tootling through the town slower than the wetware. In the end, hitting a child who has stepped out between parked cars is always the drivers fault - you were going too fast for the conditions.

The instinctive response of a human is often to swerve into oncoming traffic --- the very worst avoidance strategy, whereas immediate maximum straight line braking is much easier for a robot.

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hi tech saviour of fading historic asset

"But seriously, driverless cars will allow people to be more sociable in more rural areas." --- Dave 126

Interesting, perhaps the highest tech we have will save our country pub?

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Worried you got PINK EYE when you shook hands? Doctor Google will see you now

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Re: Kudos for that JKJ ref

Just reading your comment had me laughing as I remembered the incident of the comic song.

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Swedish National Font marches to the sound of whalesong

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Words on flags ...

We could do with some words superimposed on our flag, even if it is just THIS WAY UP. Bloody annoys me when I see it upside down, not quite sure why (probably growing up in the bosom of the British Army of the Rhine). Or just stick that Welsh Dragon on it, that'd make it a bit more obvious, as well as giving them a proper place on the flag. But, for goodness sake, keep those responsible for the London 2012 logo WELL AWAY.

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Boffin the boffin and his boffinry pals in double dwarf super-prang alert

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Re: Boffin schmoffin

dsuden: "What is this unending fascination the Register has with the term, "boffin?"

It is a recurring in joke shared with the regular readership in a similar style to those which appear in Private Eye

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WATCH IT: It's watching you as you WATCH IT (Your Samsung telly is)

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It'll get even worse than that ...

... these things will be shipped with data SIMs eventually, so even if you forbid WiFi they'll be looking for a way to get onto the network.

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Smartphones don’t dumb you down, they DUMB you UP

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Re: GIF

A double? I see yours is a LARGE ONE!

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First look: Ordnance Survey lifts kimono on next-gen map app

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Re: Openstreetmap and Osmand

I find Maverick (Pro) a very good [Android] application for consuming the OS Explorer maps. For a few quid, you really can't go wrong (although there's so much in the free version that I only coughed up to support the developer, rather than get any more features).

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O2 notifies data cops 'for courtesy' ... AFTER El Reg intervenes in email phish dustup

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plus form addressing

Although some companies incorrectly forbid it, it's worth using unique email addresses of the form username+companyname@emailprovider, e.g. jhwoods+O2@live.co.uk. The email turns up in the normal address box but you can still see the original address that was used and incorporate it in filters etc. If you start getting phishing emails with +companyname in the to: address, it's a pretty safe bet your details came from them.

It's possible that smarter scammers will trim the +form, but in practice I've found it a useful technique to determine who is sharing emails. However, in this case, the presence of PUK codes (who else do you ever share those with?) is pretty much a slam dunk, isn't it?

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UK not-spot deal: When we said '2017’, we meant 1 DAY BEFORE 2018

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By 2017

If someone promised me something by 17:00, and I didn't get it till 17:59, I would be a lot happier with an apology and an acknowledgement that it was an hour late than I would be with them trying to tell me that not only did they actually mean any time between 17h and 18h, but that everybody knows that's that what it means.

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New claim: D-Link router exposes unprotected config controls to web – DNS hijackers, ahoy!

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Sale of Goods Act

(IANALBIPOOTI) If I had one of these, I would be sending it back to the *seller* for a refund or replacement. We need to establish that routers that have vulnerabilities like these are simply not fit for purpose; any more than an ostensibly secure door lock than can be opened with a bit of judicious jiggling.

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BY JUPITER: The science behind Friday's Solar System light show

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Flash

Just uninstalled it. Make your minds up guys! :-)

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Apple CEO: Fandroids are BINNING Android in favour of IPHONES

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Re: "Only 15 per cent of iPhone 6 customers have upgraded from other iPhones."

You should hang on to YOUR MISSUS for dear life. Small hands.

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Twitter ATTENTION SEEKERS can now blab to each other IN PRIVATE

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Joke

Re: Dear Claire,

#weirdo

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Hoaxer posing as GCHQ boss prank-calls PM Cameron

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Re: Two very different incidents

"You have to assume that anyone with an agenda already knows the phone numbers of most of your workforce" -- NumptyScrub

Agreed, but I don't think that being aware that serious actors already have this information should cause one to drop one's guard -- I doubt the person who provided the number thought it through and decided, well, all our enemies have the director's personal number anyway, so what's the harm? Giving away a personal detail like this is symptomatic of an organisation inadequately defended against social engineering attacks.

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Two very different incidents

It seems to me that it may not be that big a deal that someone fluked a call through to the PM, as long as he's smart enough not to be social engineered (is he?). But the handing out of a mobile number, whether classified or not, for any employee, let alone a senior one, is a serious security breach. You try phoning my company (a bit of Googling will tell you who it is) and I will be absolutely gobsmacked if they give you my mobile number, job title or even confirm that I work there.

We expect GCHQ to be at least as resistant to social-engineering as major corporations, don't we? What really worries me is if the disclosed number was used to enable the second incident - did DC see a caller ID which initially led him to believe it was the director of GCHQ?

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Thailand: 'The nail that sticks up gets hammered down'

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Re: I respect this ...

"It would be interesting to hear the author's view of how repressive and intrusive UK legislation and proposals are vs. Thailand."

It would be interesting yes. But I've never been a sucker for the fallacy of relative privation ("it's so much worse in Thailand, so what are we complaining about"), and I think we need to be clear that, inasmuch there are 'nuances', these should not exist at the level of the IT professional, however senior or experienced. Judge says surveillance on those people there, IT professional says OK. Anybody else says surveillance on those people there, IT professional says NO.

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I respect this ...

"I would have been obligated to spy on and report on my customers, monitoring their communications for “sedition”, and I found the prospect of that intolerable."

... but I wonder if you've been following the UK news whilst you've been away?

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Ex Machina – a smart, suspenseful satire of our technology gods

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"Next: the sphincter-tightening terror of tensor calculus." --- Destroy All Monsters

Ah, yes the method of steepest descent can give one the willies --- especially if one is in a complex plane (like an Airbus a320)

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Oi, Aussie sports fans! Take that selfie stick and stick it

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Re: I don't watch much TV.

"What is a 'selfie stick'?" -- Bleu

A selfie- or narcis-stick is a (usually telescopic) handheld monopod to increase the field of view available when taking a selfie. As for whether you need one, you may find this flowchart helpful

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SURPRISE! Microsoft pops open Windows 10 Preview build early

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Re: Boot

"My laptop does that all the time. It's Linux Mint and it's called a "feature" :D"

It's not Mint, it's GRUB. And it's easy to configure to, amongst other stuff:

1) autostart an entry after n seconds

2) default to the last started entry

3) not show a menu unless requested

Sounds like you need (2) and (3) - a few minutes work with a search engine will tell you what to do.

[Edit: you can use the tool grub-customizer if you don't fancy editing the config file]

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'Linus Torvalds is UNFIT for the WORKPLACE!' And you've given the world what, exactly?

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Re: How bad is Torvalds?

Linus says: "Go stick your head in a pig"

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Sly peers attempt to thrust hated Snoopers' Charter into counter-terror and security bill

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Here comes defeat ...

... not only in the long term moral sense of 'defending our way of life by throwing it away' but also in the tactical sense of enabling teenage basement-dwelling jihadi-wannabes to entirely paralyse the security services simply by generating false leads --- without having to do anything remotely approaching the level of donning a vest.

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Dot-com is dead. Long live dot-com

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Re: Something is odd in these stats ...

... and something is odd in the bar chart. Sure the data looks "logarithmic"*, but that graph ain't. (and if it were, of course, the data would look linear).

*yeah, I know, this way round it's an exponential decay. Although without some curve fitting there's a number of distributions this could be.

[Edit: a closer look at the text suggests the author could have meant that industry bar charts have to be logarithmic or otherwise they'd look like this. I think it could have been a bit clearer - perhaps the inclusion of one of the mentioned logarithmic graphs would have been helpful?]

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Lies, damn lies and Wikipedia: Murder suspect NOT a Plaxo founder – ex-staffer

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We worked with some Vietnamese ...

(actually they were very good, but that's by-the-by)

... most of them were called Nguyen! I think some estimates are one third to forty percent. For comparison the top British surnames (Smith, Jones, Taylor, Brown) together make up about 3% of the total.

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Netadmin wanted for 'terrible, terrible, awful job nobody wants'

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Where's the flipping money?

I'll take a horrible job for $$$, a moderate job for $$ and a brilliant job for $: so would most people.

However, last time I looked at the contractor market I was offered day rates significantly below what I make as a permie.

Recruiters: if you want a smaller number of people to do what would ordinarily be the work of a larger team, plan to spend 80-90% of what you'd need for the full team. Less than that and your small number of people will create an even bigger problem, very quickly indeed.

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2015: The year of MAD TV science, but who can keep up?

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Re: That sound you can hear ...

"as the gaming community is usually the one that pushes for higher-res stuff, but we're already OK " --- Daniel B.

You forgot the word 'console' :-) The main reason I'm cheering 4k is I can see the horrible drawn out "1080p is good enough" era coming to an end.

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Your anonymous code contributions probably aren't: boffins

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Re: Hmmm....

"Also, what about the case where someone is maintaining code and has (sensibly) decided to stick to the original coders style?"

-- or copied and pasted a good example from the net?

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Facebook: Yo 'people'! Zap fake news on our giant ad farm, would'ja?

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I just message people ...

Something like (politeness adjusted up or down depending on context):

"Sorry, but you've been had - that is a false story from over <N> years ago <link>. If you want to avoid getting had again, check these: <link> <link> <link>" [Usually snopes, hoaxslayer and google].

It also helps to educate people about the 'blue tick' so they don't think it really is Range Rover giving away a brand new Evoque to a random 'liker' that says what colour they want.

The third time I have to send personal messages like these, I block or unfriend. Over time, my feed has cleaned up nicely!

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Facebook worth more than Portugal? Hell, it's worth a LOT more than THAT

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Re: A tax on business.

"Given that Facebook has taken 10% of my employee's productivity - then I need to employ an extra 10% of staff to get the same job done. Of course 1% of this would be re-taken by Facebook and so on."

You need to employ an extra ~ 11.1% of staff. It's the same percentage problem you get when sellers have a "no V.A.T." sale and people (often the sellers themselves!) think this means 20% off.

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Increased gov spy powers are NOT the way to stay safe against terrorism

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Where is ...

... the upvote article button?

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'It's NOT FAIR!' yell RICH KIDS ... and that's a GOOD THING

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Great article but ...

... I'm still on the lookout for a replacement phrase for "chicken and egg", as this particular conundrum hasn't been one since about 1859 :-) Any suggestions?

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Scary code of the week: Valve Steam CLEANS Linux PCs (if you're not careful)

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What is the best practice here?

Apart from expressing the fact that the script writer was a total jerk - I could forgive it if it weren't so clear they realized it was dangerous and couldn't be arsed to do a 10 second google to see how to phrase it - I'm like to know what people recommend here. Removal of backup devices or media is obviously good, but what are the additional strategies here to defend against executables you want to trust, but not completely?

Back up to tar files (preserves permissions and owners), which themselves are owned by 'backup' and/or not writeable? Run such executables as a different user? Chroot them?

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Don't use Charlie Hebdo to justify Big Brother data-slurp – Data protection MEP

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Re: ISIS needs to hire a PR flack

"I'm barely able to contain my snickering contemptuous mirth."

Honestly, that's a pretty disgusting thing to say. Are you sure that the implicit superiority expressed in your post is justified? You seem to be a pretty poor kind of a human, to be frank.

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Hooker beating: What if you read the Bible AND play GTA5?

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Player morality

Haven't had time to play GT5 but I remember GT4 as a highly moral game. You could do immoral things, sure, but that was up to you. Murdering prostitutes for money is certainly possible, but that arises as a consequence of open-world gaming with detailed supporting logic; I got to 100% without murdering a single prostitute.

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The future looks bright: Prepare to be dazzled by HDR telly tech

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Re: A difficult problem to solve

As a projector user I already find the currently fashionable habit of cutting to white rather than black; (and minimalist slogans on a bright white background) rather uncomfortable. Looks like watchers of regular TV will soon be joining me in shielding their eyes.

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Snowden files show NSA's AURORAGOLD pwned 70% of world's mobe networks

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Re: T3C??

You'd better tell the World Wide Web Consortium they've got their name wrong.

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Eat FATTY FOODS to stay THIN. They might even help your heart

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Re: This is what is being taught

"Colleges, the health industry and athletes seem to have cottoned on quite some time ago." -- Bassey.

In fact, I remember a highly respected nutritionist (one of the WHO senior advisors at that time) at Oxford Brookes telling me that the link between the plasma markers and what one actually ate was embarrassingly weak, and when added to the uncertainty between the markers and the diseases, pretty much left you with nothing more than "eat sensibly and exercise sensibly" - the same advice, as he pointed out, that has served people well for thousands of years. This must have been about 25 years ago.

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Ten excellent FREE PC apps to brighten your Windows

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My $0.02

In addition to many excellent suggestions (thanks) in the article and the preceding comments, perhaps I could just mention Emacs; the UnxUtils collection of native (not cygwin) core utils; the whole of the rest of the suite that ProcessExplorer belongs to (Autoruns, Handles, Sysmon, PSservice etc). Also something for mounting ISOs is nice (I use VirtualCloneDrive), and on the subject of disks, I love WinDirStat and its graphical representation of how storage is used (roughly equivalent to Linux's Baobab). And is it just me that loves Q-Dir as a Windows Explorer replacement?

I also like to have a few extra command-line binaries like sha256sum, base64 etc.

(Probably just me, but I always have GnuPlot, GeoGebra and a free Smalltalk development environment - such as Squeak or Pharo - as well)

And - not an application, but any windows system I use, first thing I do (ok, after installing a Dvorak keyboard YMMV) is to put the task bar up the left hand side, with small icons, so you can actually read what the windows are! And what else are you going to do with all that horizontal space when the vertical resolution doesn't allow 2 A4 sheets side by side?

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Chromecast video on UK, Euro TVs hertz so badly it makes us judder – but Google 'won't fix'

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Re: "Never noticed the problem"

Some people don't. I was in a TV shop years ago when 100Hz was new and a couple came in asking which where the 100Hz TVs. The salesman went to find out, and I just pointed out the ones I could see. "You know a lot about TVs?" they asked? "No - I can just see which ones aren't flickering" I did wonder why, if they couldn't, they wanted a 100Hz TV.

Judder, audio and video artefacts are similar. They drive some people wild, and others barely notice. But -- it's still completely unacceptable for Google to manufacture an international product that only works properly in the USA. It doesn't cost less in the UK because it is less suitable - you'd have a good argument for taking it back as unfit for purpose (IANALBIPOOTI).

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'Snoopers' Charter IS DEAD', Lib Dems claim as party waves through IP address-matching

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Re: It's not nesessary the evil

"But imagine that somebody killed your relative ..."

Stupid argument, I'm suprised you're not ashamed to make it. I was going to explain why it's stupid, but I'm sure you're too stupid to understand, so I won't bother. Perhaps I'll just ask whether you would like government/police operated TV throughout your house? No? But what if somebody killed your relative?

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I need a password to BRAKE? What? No! STOP! Aaaargh!

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Re: I've only come to comment...

I, too, really laughed out loud. So much so, that I drove my Audi into a marked police car.

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UK's non-emergency police and NHS Vodafone systems go titsup NATIONWIDE

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Re: RAC too.

"Anyone else would have fitted the spare and carried on..."

Since you appear so interested: I attached the tube of Tipp-Ex thoughtfully provided by Audi; attached the 12V inflator as instructed; and it all blew out of the tire all over the road. Obviously there are other circumstances that could have been impossible for a driver to even attempt a repair.

If you are *really* interested, the situation was complicated by the fact that it is a company car, operated by Lex, whose 24 hour line goes straight through to the defunct RAC number. So I can't just call the AA, tell them the RAC are tossers and that I want to change membership. I can't have the car towed by A N Other contractor as I have no authority to do so, and no-one to contact to get that authority. It is a cabriolet, in the middle of nowhere, at 02:00 on a freezing cold winter night. I have two phones on two different networks, a blanket, water, chocolate. I think the idea that I was unprepared is ludicrous - my only mistake was giving the RAC so long to answer the phone before calling a cab, but I knew it was going tobe more than £100, and hard to reclaim (it was -- actually, I still haven't got it back).

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RAC too.

I had the misfortune to have a blowout 5 minutes into a 4 hour RAC outage earlier this year. They blamed 'Vodafone'. I told them I thought it was pretty unsatisfactory, given that their entire business model is answering the phone and dispatching patrols that they didn't have a backup.

For instance, I could have tweeted them my location. At least they could have announced their outage on their website and I wouldn't have waited several hours before giving up and calling a taxi. I was also amused that they told me 'coordinates don't work' when I told them my location.

Still, before I ramble off about that, my point is this: what is all this single-point-of-failure nonsense and could it possibly have anything to do with 'corporate cost control' being all the rage rather than an emphasis on achieving the business' publicly stated goals?

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Leaked screenshots show next Windows kernel to be a perfect 10

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Re: Windows 7 is too blame

"Actually we do need a new filesystem"

Perhaps we just need to use, or allow the use of, the well-established modern ones - like ZFS.

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Now Uber can take EVERYONE for a ride

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Playlist

How about Meat Loaf: "Life is a Lemon (and I want my money back)"

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