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1293 posts • joined 14 Nov 2007

Google adds handwriting to mobile search site

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Re: Palm Pilot

I can still Graffiti faster than I can swype or type on a virtual keyboard...

Me too - hence I downloaded Graffiti Pro from the Android Market and use it as my input device. It is almost perfect - just needs configurable shortcuts and a way to switch to speech recognition quickly (rather than switch the input device back to keyboard and press the mic button on that)

Should see people's faces when I am texting :-)

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Ten monster tellies to suit all budgets

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How about TVs vs projector review?

You can get a very decent 100" projector setup (including a decent screen) for under a grand. Some of the new ones have fairly bright pictures, and a side by side comparison with TVs might be useful.

To me, over 2k pounds is clearly into home cinema territory - the only way I would have a TV of this value is if I won one in a competition. YMMV, of course, but I'm a projector enthusiast so even if I just had 500 to spend on a new "telly" I'd get a projector.

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UK ISPs promise punters 'full' and 'open' internet 'access'

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Quantitative Specification required...

... or the specification is worthless. If you manage some class of traffic down to 1 Byte per second, you have effectively blocked it.

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UK Border Agency to create 'national allegations database'

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Re: Low Yeild

UK Conviction rate for rape is high ~ around 60% or so. The 'low' ratio that gets quoted is convictions to complaints of around 6%. Other crimes are not reported in the same way or their clearup rate would appear even lower.

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Google Nexus 7 shipping cock-up enrages fandroids

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Re: It is a bit rubbish...

Just go and get it from Tesco. When the pre-order arrives, send it straight back. You don't have to have a reason to return products you buy mail order (although you may have to pay return postage).

I got mine --- well my son's :-( --- yesterday, despite being addressed to Gordon House.

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Microsoft picks October 26 for Windows 8 launch

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I hope it's fast...

you wouldn't want to release software called W8 and have people complaining of ... err...

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I think you'll find...

... that a lot (or at least some) of people with negative comments about Win8 have tried the betas, so it's not that they are 'so clever they already know' -- they have some foundation for their current opinions.

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Expert: EU Microsoft competition fine could reach $7bn

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Re: What a ridiculous situation

Callam,

1) you said you didn't think MS was a monopoly

2) others said you didn't understand what constituted a monopoly

3) you replied with some dictionary definitions of monopoly containing the word 'exclusive'

4) such definitions are not equivalent to the legal definitions, so they are not relevant

5) I'm still not sure you understand what a monopoly is in terms of free markets and the laws which apply

6) Megaupload is not relevant to this case, unless you simply want to say that laws have been abused or misapplied in the past. I don't think anyone would argue that point, but I certainly would argue its relevance.

7) The fact you dispute that MS has harmed consumers is

a) based on your own personal opinion which may not adequately describe the entire situation

b) again, not really relevant.

I think what you are trying to say is that MS should never have been found to have been abusing a monopoly position, because either (a) they aren't a monopoly and/or (b) they didn't abuse being one. It's a bit like saying you disagree with a sentence that someone has been given, because it is too harsh, and when you are challenged on that, saying you didn't really think they were guilty in the first place.

As you can imagine, such a form of argument is rather frustrating, which is why, I believe, you have had some short-tempered responses.

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Re: What a ridiculous situation

Callam, mate, at this point you should probably go and read up on what a monopoly is rather than continue posting your opinions. We will be glad to debate the issue with you once we think you understand that fundamental point.

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Judge: Apple must run ads saying Samsung DIDN'T copy the iPad

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Re: Bizarre

It's no more bizarre than insisting a newspaper retracts a false allegation. What is bizarre is that you think a judgment insisting on such a retraction is equivalent to allowing the complainant to defecate on the defendants' vehicles.

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He's not asking them to *promote* Samsung - he's just insisting that they correct the public impression they have given, by media statements and highly visible lawsuits, that Samsung have copied the iPad.

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Compare the Market loses .XXX smut-squat appeal

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WHAT!

I thought it was a REAL meerkat. Thanks a lot for spoiling that for me.

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Britain: A nation of txt addicts who prefer Twitter to phoning mum

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Re: anothr slow newsday...

...indeed. And I love the widely reported interpretation that we are now 'texting more than we are phoning'. Maybe there are more texts than phone calls, but many text exchanges are multiple texts, and most phone conversations carry more information than texts.

I'm also not sure why the drop in voice should worry the mobile telcos that much - don't they have a much higher profit margin on text?

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Wikipedia failing to recruit any new admins

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Re: Used to edit there...

I agree - the admins are often plonkers. My last ever wikipaedophilia edit was to change a minor typo where someone had written that induction hobs had to meet 'minimal saftey standards' for impact. I changed it to minimum and it was immediately changed back. The admin, who was either thick and/or not a native English speaker insisted the terms were synonyms and that there was therefore no need to change them. I pointed out that if he were correct, there would have been no need to revert my changes, but to no avail.

It's all ego with these guys, there's no arguing with them.

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Giant super-laser passes 500 TRILLION watts

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Re: So what does American spelling of LASER stand for then

'-ize' are perfectly acceptable in English, a fact not always recognized by the dictionaries that accompany software. A quick scan of e.g. Jane Austen will confirm that the original English spelling was usually 'z' and the Americans simply kept it - it was the Brits that morphed to 's'.

I'm a bit puzzled that you think that Americans 'tend to spell' laser with a Z - do you have evidence for this?

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UK snoop system had 1,000 COCKUPS - including 2 duff cuffs

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Yes, me too - that's a huge number of requests. Fishing expedition rather than investigation, I fear.

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UK's web super-snoop powers could be extended to councils

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Re: Disgusting

"I'm sure I can remember a day in my childhood where I believe UK citizens may have actually had rights"

I can remember a day in my childhood, at JHQ Rheindahlen, when I realised why we were prepared to risk nuclear war with the Soviets rather than allow them to roll their sick authoritarian society over Europe. A few decades before, millions of people had given their lives to prevent a different sick authoritarian regime doing the same.

Why are all our governments obsessed with deploying the machinery of totalitarianism?

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Web snooping bill an 'odious shopping list of new gov powers'

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Hypothetical...

Let's say we discovered (Hogwarts Style) magic; there would be no limit whatsoever to the amount of surveillance you could do. Where would our politicians draw the line?

This is the question that should be asked of every Home Sec, prime or cabinet minister: If it were possible to intrude entirely into the lives of every citizen, how much do you think is appropriate?

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Can neighbours grab your sensitive package, asks Post Office

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Relive your youth ...

Miss playing thunder and lightning? Relive your youth by becoming a DHL delivery driver, ringing doorbells and running away!

(Thanks to TopTweets)

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Being a skinny is much more unhealthy than being fat – new study

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Re: BMI is garbage

ITYM waist measurement should be less than HALF height LOL

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Texas Higgs hunters mourn the particle that got away

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Re: Enough bickering you lot...

Theme park? Film set? Brand new kind of sport? You might be on to something.

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Re: ... Pluto

Basic knowledge is not subject to the whim of a committee; our understanding of the solar system changes. In this case it was not some discovery about Pluto (OMG it isn't a planet after all) but a discovery that there were quite a few objects out there with just as strong (or weak) claim to be called planets.

So there were three choices

1) regard "planet" as meaning "things we used to call planets"

2) keep the existing notion of planet and accept that we have many more planets in our solar system

3) formalise the definition of planet causing there to be (one) fewer planets our solar system

Imagine if we'd found not just the Higgs but a brand new unexpected boson. Would it be sensible to change the definition of boson to "bosons we had discovered (or anticipated) up till 2012"?

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The touchscreens that push back, thanks to Brit hi-fi boffinry

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Re: Pedantry excused

A la recherche du timbres perdu?

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HTC bags UK win in patent war with Apple

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Re: Take note america!

David138: "Thank god the UK justice system works....unless its deporting Terroists."

... or punishing twits ... or not punishing multi-gazillion pound fraudsters. But this is a jolly good result.

I'm interested that Apple felt able to say what they said afterwards . If I'd taken someone to court for shoplifting and, on the basis of the evidence, the case had been dismissed, I think it would be frowned upon if I were to come out and say "See, it just shows people can steal from me with impunity".

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Who runs UK? 'Tories, Lib Dems and Google' says Labour

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No, but...

Labour may not be able to take the moral high ground, but possession of that notional landmass is largely irrelevant: if my fat GP tells me I need to exercise more, it is a bit of a cheek, but it doesn't really invalidate his argument.

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Twitter exposes Gov't requests for user data

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@skelband

"I can't imagine what you could fit into a Twitter message that would be subject to DMCA takedown notices."

I'm guessing URLs to copyright content?

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US federal boffins insist that mermaids DON'T exist

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Great Big Sea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FM9UyBQELc

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Jaw-jaw no more-more as calls fall down tally of phone tasks

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The Germans already have ...

"Handy". I've also heard "Smartie". Both of these seem a bit infantile.

Increasingly my kids refer to tablets and phones - at least the ones that can't be called iPads, iPhones, or Blackberrys - as 'droids, which sounds a little better to my ears. But I think El Reg got there first with 'Slab'.

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London cops order Julian Assange to turn himself in

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Re: Technicalities

+1 paralipsis

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Apple patent may foretell an end to iPhone autocorrect Tourette's

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Dics too big

The main problem with autocorrect, imho, is that the dictionaries are vastly huger than the optimal size. After about 3 autocorrect muff-ups I swyped 'this is ridiculous' only to end up sending 'this is Tuscaloosa'.

Similar problems with spellcheckers in word-processors or browsers. It's much better to question a new word (with the option to add to the user's personal dictionary) than to consider it a correctly spelt obscure or archaic word. Only crossword-solving dictionaries need to be big.

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Dixons and Best Buy start selling Google Chromebooks

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Re: The case for the defence

"Don't much care whether I buy this stuff on Amazon, John Lewis, Dixons or PC World/Currys"

Probably doesn't matter as much as whether you buy it in a shop or by mail order. If you do the latter, you can send it back if you don't like it, even if it works perfectly; if you do the former you may find you have to argue your case unless the item is faulty (or sometimes, even if it is).

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Ministers consult public on 'opt in for smut' plans

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Re: At the same time lets

Richard Rae: "You shagged without a contraception, you have a kid you TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ITS EDUCATION!"

More than happy to. If the government will let me.

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'Inexperienced' RBS tech operative's blunder led to banking meltdown

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FAIL

{in}experience of ONE person...

... is not a good enough reason for this fiasco.

Consider: "a lone terrorist hacked the system / posed as an employee / whatever and caused a banking crisis affecting nearly 20m people for nearly 2 weeks"

Even if the poor bugger had done it ON PURPOSE there is NO EXCUSE for what happened next. It is a system failure on every conceivable level and therefore the ultimate blame must absolutely lie with management.

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Chess algorithm written by Alan Turing goes up against Kasparov

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Miek...

... be fair! There's a difference between writing pseudocode before you go to the computer and writing it before the bloody thing has even been invented :-)

BTW: match is at http://www.chessvibes.com/reports/garry-kasparov-versus-alan-turings-1950-chess-program, worth a look.

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Resistive Ram cache to make Flash fly, say boffins

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Re: How much does RRAM cost?

There's a million square cm in 100 square m. So your chum reckons you need a zetabit to "fully describe every atom in a human body"

IS2R there's about 10^26 atoms in a kilo of meat, so around 7e27 in a body. A zetabit gets you about 1 millionth of what you need for 1bit per atom, which is hardly enough for a "full description" (say, which element it is, and its 3D coordinates at a sufficient resolution). Even 100m x 100m wouldn't be enough - I reckon you are going to need 6e12 cm^2 - 600 square kilometres - just to get a bit per atom.

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DDR 4 sets the pace for fast memory

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Not much need ...

... to correct you either, because you were almost right - certainly close enough to make the point.

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Boffins program peripheral visions for ultra TV immersion

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How long until...

... we get themepark style air blasters capable of battering one with hot air full of the smell of burning?

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All that 3D stuff gives me a headache http://xkcd.com/880/

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Users still slack about passwords: Trustwave

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Re: Intentionally Weak passwords

Check out #4 in " 8 Websites You Need to Stop Building" http://theoatmeal.com/comics/websites_stop

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RBS IT cockup: This sort of thing can destroy a bank, normally

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Re: It's amazing

"We the voters must take responsibility of our part in this"

What - because we are too gutless to start an armed insurrection? Democracy - certainly as practiced in the UK - does not give you anything like the fine-grained control we need to prevent this sort of behaviour.

1) Politicians are not bound to stick to manifesto promises - in fact, they are almost bound not to.

2) Politicians are increasingly self (career) oriented, rather than state and/or society oriented.

3) The FPP system restricts the choice of government to two parties, both of which behave similarly in this respect.

I could go on. I believe in free-market capitalism, though I admit to being a bit of a small-L liberal. The problem we have had is that we will allow industry (e.g. 1970s British car industry) to go to well deserved oblivion, then we distort the market by preventing the banks from doing the same. This prevents them from doing proper risk analysis, because it us who bear all the risk, despite the fact we have no real means of relieving ourselves of the burden of doing so - nobody we can realistically elect will allow us to.

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Office printers spew reams of garbage as 2-year-old Trojan runs wild

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Re: mandatory...

@A J Stiles. Cool - can you tell me what this means? WHOOOSH!

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Turing Machine brought to life with Lego

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Re: Sir

Officially a 'posthumous pardon' is not applicable - he was convicted under the (bad) laws of the time, and pardons are reserved for people whose convictions are found to have been wrong, rather than whose prosecution is.

But I can't see why they can't find some official form in which they could apologize for ruining his life, and prematurely depriving us of a genius who played no small part in ensuring the continuity of our own state.

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Amount of meat we eat will barely affect future climate change

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Re: If God had wanted us all to be vegetarians...

... he wouldn't have made animals out of meat (by Jo Brand, IS2R)

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EU boffins ponder robot copters that carry people but no pilots

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Re: Or just use buses

Cheaper for whom? I live 4 miles from Stratford-upon-Avon on a main road. There is a bus stop outside my house. It is covenient, true, but It is cheaper for me to drive my daughter to town in 4.6 litre 4x4 than it is to buy one adult and one child ticket.

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Python wraps its coils around the enterprise

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In other news ...

... Smalltalk has yet to be bettered ...

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Ten... celeb headphones

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Re: Why?

I'll tell you why - the very same reason that even the rubbish reg articles are worth a look - the comments are priceless.

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