* Posts by John H Woods

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Beaten blokes HATE the women who frag them in online games

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Re: Credibility

"I believe PLOS One is an 'open' journal that allows you to publish anything so long as you pay the fee. So long credibility!" -- Banksey

"PLOS ONE takes the hard work out of publishing. There's no stress waiting to find out if your article meets subjective acceptance criteria. As long as your work reaches a high technical and ethical standard, PLOS ONE will publish it - and make it freely available to a global audience."

This is not quite "anything" it just relaxes the peer-review requirement, similar to arxiv.org. It's not that one should immediately discount anything that's written there, but that one should be sensitive to the context.

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Jeep drivers can be HACKED to DEATH: All you need is the car's IP address

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Re: $5k per car, or...?

"I can believe this level of incompetence though. I am leaving my job working with 'med-tech' because the software standards I experienced made the rushed code for a mediocre game look like NASA code. The software profession tolerates a lot of idiots." -- GameCoder

The trouble is that software is not a "profession" -- it is a job. We don't need to regulate everyone, but probably those who develop safety critical systems, and possibly those who develop any internet facing systems, should be qualified and/or licensed to do so -- not so much to stop developers misrepresenting themselves, which is fairly rare, but to prevent corporations' simply choosing the 'lowest cost resources' for development, skimping on testing (i.e. avoiding any realistic or significant testing at all) and simply shrugging their shoulders when things go wrong.

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Oi, #tubby! You are what you Tweet, boffins find

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Interesting ...

but not too surprising, as it seems to match the trend in general conversation in my experience. Perhaps there's a correlation between what people post and what they say in conversation 1.0?

Pedantic note: can we please talk about "sugary" rather than "soft" drinks when talking about obesity? Very many soft drinks have negligible calories whereas some of the non-carbonated ones (including pure fruit juice and milk shakes) are highly calorific.

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Ashley Madison invites red-faced cheats to bolt stable door for free

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Re: Odd modus operandi

"This isn't a Hollywood movie and most people aren't cosy with Mafia types, so that's all rather a bit far fetched don't you think?" --- Amorous Cowherder

He did say "a few dozen" let's say 3 dozen - that's one in a million users might know (or indeed be) "someone useful" Doesn't seem too outrageous to me ...

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More Apple Car mutterings: Cupertino slurps more autobiz brains

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Re: Name

"Really it isn't an orange you know." --- Eddy Ito

Good job, who wants to have a segmentation fault when driving?

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Ashley Madison hack: Site for people who can't be trusted can't be trusted

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Re: Using words too lightly

"Terrorism - the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce" -- Chris W

That's a stupid definition, where did you get it from? It would make a mugger a terrorist.

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Spamquake subsides: less than half of email is now processed pork

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Re: Phishing

"Oh, and spammers, please never learn how to spell. That would make your trash a lot more difficult to filter." -- Pascal Monett

There's a theory they do this on purpose as per this pdf: you think you're screening them out for bad spelling, but actually they're screening you out for critical thinking.

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Being common is tragic, but the tragedy of the commons is still true

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Re: 5000 years

"Wages go up. That is what happened with the Black Death...." -- Tim Worstall

... I did hear that this is what led to the invention of the pub, as workers pay was so improved that they had both some free time and spare money. So it spawned a whole new industry ...

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Horrifying MOCK BACON ABOMINATION grown in BUBBLING VATS as ALGAE

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Re: The horror, the horror

"Ate it in China, most organics are considered foodstuffs there." -- Arthur the cat

""If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." -- HRH Prince Philip the Duke of Edinburgh (at a WWF meeting in 1986)

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Sixty-five THOUSAND Range Rovers recalled over DOOR software glitch

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Re: As I've commented previously

I can understand a car engine not stopping immediately when the key is removed, but I cannot understand why such a vehicle would lack a non-defeatable stop switch. I cannot think of any piece of remotely heavy machinery that does not have a big red STOP button on it (isn't it a legal requirement?)

Of course, you have to guard against accidental presses (I do recall an account of a noob, leaving a datacentre with a co-worker and being asked to 'get the lights' pressing the STOP switch!) but nevertheless ...

BTW, quick shout-out to all the old fogeys who remember what a BRS reset is ... or a Molly guard!

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Satoru Iwata, Nintendo chieftain and gamer titan, dies aged 55

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According to the Graun ...

... he said, at the 2005 Game Developers Conference:

"On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer."

Such a shame he hit Game Over at only Level 55. Let us hope he continues to be an inspiration.

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Download Festival face scan: You’re right to be annoyed, said UK surveillance commish

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Re: Today - faces, tomorrow - thoughts

"Hell, let's be honest, they just don't want the proles thinking, full stop. Far too dangerous." -- Tony S

"The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable." -- H L Mencken

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What do you MEAN, 'Click on the thing which looks like a Mondrian?'

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Re: Knowledge != Knowledge

"All across society people have instant access, via their smartphones to almost the sum total of the knowledge of the human race but it doesn't seem to be helping much." -- Phuq Wit

What amazes me is people's reluctance to consult this information. Cabbies who don't use their Sat Navs; people posting nonsense on Facebook when a 10 second search would have told them it was a hoax; people unable to learn basic concepts when a world of YouTube tutorials exists ...

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Re: Anyone been tempted?

"Sorry for the swearing but I really wonder why anyone puts text in error messages as the otherwise literate cannot possible read more than one word of it, it seems." -- AC

It's not alone, but Lotus Notes in particular is rather good at popping up completely empty error messages, with nothing but an OK button -- perhaps a red X icon if you are lucky.

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Sorry, say boffins, the LHC still hasn't sucked us into a black hole

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Never mind more than a curiosity...

... if you could create a nice small black hole in a nice stable container, you could chuck mass in it and harvest energy given off as Hawking radiation. It would be the ultimate waste processing facility - the waste is gone for ever and the energy extracted from so doing, if you feed it just fast enough to stop it evaporating, approaches the theoretical maximum.

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Re: How would we know?

This is testable - in a solipsist manner: all you have to do is commit suicide - or not - based on a quantum event (e.g. make yourself a Schrödinger's cat). At a 50% chance of not making it out of the box, by the time you've done it 5 times, it's starting to look like it's true. By the time you've survived it 10 times, it's probably true. By the time you've done it 30 times, the chances that it's false (providing your set up is correct) is about one in a billion.

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Black and Latina boffins regularly mistaken for janitors, study finds

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I remember ...

... a brief stint working as an assistant to a brilliant maths professor, whose research was groundbreaking, who could teach as well, and speak about 10 languages. She also had long blonde hair, even longer legs and was quite happy to wear make up.

In two weeks, I lost count of the number of times people asked her if Professor **** was available, whilst nodding in my direction. Not a single person asked me, the assistant, if the professor was about.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Uitsmijter

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Can I suggest ...

A nice quiche, b̶o̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ prepared beforehand and blasted in the microwave (or not) when required. I've always been told that "Real Men don't eat quiche" but since it's basically bacon & egg pie I find this somewhat confusing.

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Biologists gasp at lemur's improbably colossal bollocks

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" ... equivalent to grapefruit sized on human chaps"

Maybe it has just had a vasectomy?

"You may experience some discomfort ..." they told me. They didn't add "... if you're very, very lucky ... mwah hah ha ha"

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Silly Google's Photos app labelled BLACK PEOPLE as GORILLAS

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What neural networks think ...

Check out this Google Research Blog where they get some insight into what ANNs (artificial neural networks or "AI") have actually learned by feeding them random noise or images of clouds and (simplifying here) "asking them" to identify buildings or animals.

The identification is, without the G-word, one of dark skinned higher apes and, on a naive level, this is not really a failure: the gorillas, the chimpanzees and the bonobos are our closest living relatives. And by close, I mean really close, on a deep genetic level. The connotations of the word are terrible, but that is because of centuries of human racism, not because ANNs (or Google) are "racist". The reason white people aren't identified as such is because we are the mutants who lost our ability to produce large amounts of melanin, resulting in a very obvious visual difference: one which, to ANNs, can appear much more significant than it really is. In fact, it just means we can tolerate cooler climes somewhat better and intense sunlight a hell of a lot worse. They'll have pulled the ANN now, but I'll bet that a 'negative' of a group of white people would also have produced the same result.

Where other visual indicators are more significant, the ANN picks that. Note that, despite the subject not being white, the last picture in the tweet is correctly identified as being one of a graduation.

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'Please, choose to be a good citizen and DON’T ask Siri about 9/11'

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Re: Silly people

"The one true date format is YYYYMMDD and always will be" -- Crisp

+1. But it confuses the hell out of bureaucrats and is impossible on many forms where they have specified the order for you. Both UK and US formats should be abolished - they are both sufficiently prevalent that, in the absence of other information, they are ambiguous 132 days per year (>36% of the time).

However, has anyone tried the ISO 8601 date on Siri? It still ends "oh nine one one," after all.

<pedant>I would perhaps replace "always" with "for the next nearly 8000 years"</pedant>

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Ahem ...

... don't want to be too Pecksniffian about it, but surely when one's car is ambushed and the driver held hostage that is a serious and frightening situation and probably, even if one is something of a celebrity, does not deserve to be compared to merely having been supplied with the wrong brand of bottled water?

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Who wants a classic ThinkPad with whizzy new hardware? Lenovo would just love to know

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Re: It is already there

"I've been looking at the gaming laptops for a replacement for my TP W701. "-- elDog

Have you looked at the possibility of using an eGPU?

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GM's cheaper-than-Tesla 'leccy car tested at batt-powered data centre

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Re: What a horrible paint job

"That paint job is a standard issue for most prototype cars (it's used in one form or other by BMW, JLR, etc) - I understand it's designed to make it difficult to perceive the actual outline of the car" -- Jeff Clarke

Confirmed --- I live just down the road from Gaydon and there are plenty of Jags, Aston Martins, and Range rovers to be seen with these striking line-disrupting paint jobs. Most of them go past so fast that you wonder whether the camo is strictly necessary....

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Britain beats back Argies over Falklands online land grab

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Re: How about a swap?

"spanwegian" - love it; weirdest sound I ever heard was fluent Arabic with an unmistakable strong Scouse accent ...

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Online gov services are mostly time-wasting duplicates, says EU

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Enter your email address / telephone number AGAIN to confirm

"WHY?" -- 1980s_coder

+1. I just hold CTRL and press A C I V which normally does it but it's still very annoying!

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Blurred lines, as consumer tech swallows delivery of BIG IT

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Re: Wrong premise

"The problem is 'qualified professionals' who are adamant that CLI is the only way to configure a switch, powershell is the only way to send instructions to Windows, SQL Plus is the only way to control Oracle etc etc. " -- RonWheeler

Of course you can do all those things with a GUI; automating such an approach across multiple instances is a bit of a trial though :-)

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Ecobee3: If you're crazy enough to want a smart thermostat – but not too crazy – this is for you

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Re: Does it really save that much?

"Your heating bill is driven by the heat loss from your house. The rate of loss is set by the standards of insulation, but if you see those as set, then your heat losses are proportional to the delta between inside and outside temperature, multiplied by how long the heating is maintaining that difference." -- Ledswinger

Sorry Ledswinger, I do understand the physics, but I'm still not convinced. Say at 5℃ outside, your house, at 20℃, is 15 K hotter. You drop the thermostat to 15℃ when you are out. Eventually, your house will get to 15℃ and your heat loss rate will be two thirds of what it would have been. But, until it gets to that temperature the reduction of your heat loss is less than a third. And when the heating goes back on, it has to work harder to raise the temperature of the house.

So if your temperature drops to 15 quite quickly, your have more serious problems that your thermostatic control. And if it drops quite slowly, your house is so well insulated that you may as well keep your heating on. You probably don't want to drop your temp by much more than 5K, not just because your heating has to work harder, but because you don't really want to temperature cycle your house and its contents by much more than this on a regular basis.

So, a themostat thats 5K lower when you are out can save you money, but maybe not as much as it seems. But these things have to be even better than that - because their opportunity to save you money is only when you are out and you didn't expect to be. And the most common scenario I see quoted for this "late home from the office" is only going to be a few hours of cooling. Finally, there is only a very brief period in family life when you are all out, or all in at the same time, so unless your the kind of office worker who thinks the spouse and kids should shiver along with you when you're stuck in the data centre, I just don't think the maths adds up for most situations.

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Does it really save that much?

Going out on a limb here (having no central heating at all, I don't know) but does it really make much difference turning the temperature down when you're out? Surely that can only be the case if you really need to buy some insulation? Or perhaps even shut the windows.

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Why is it that women are consistently paid less than men?

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Re: Next question...

"You could say that it's discrimination against parenthood. I would cast it the other way around, that people discriminate more about work when they are parents." -- Tim Worstall

I agree. I was never keen on working more than my contracted hours for no additional reward before having a family; when you do have a family (or even just a significant other), additional time that you give your employer, whether for free or for additional payment, doesn't 100% belong to you -- so you have to be even more careful.

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Next question...

... does this mean that, in some sense, there is 'discrimination' against parenthood and, if so, does anything need to be done about it? Entirely open question, just seeking opinions ...

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Nasi goreng pattaya

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Re: Incredibly stupid question!

There's a difference between "left over" rice and that which has been "left out". I'm happy to keep rice till the next day when it has been cooled, covered and refrigerated. But eating last night's takeaway rice when it's been on the counter overnight, no chance. Bacillus cereus food poisoning is very unpleasant and rice is both cheap and quick to prepare: the reward to risk ratio simply does not justify eating day-old rice for most people, even if you'd be fine 90% of the time.

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FLICK my FLINT and SNIFF my TREE on the streets of Naples

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Re: Wacky Idea

@armyknife it is certainly the case that doorstep sellers in the UK have the same old collections of stuff. You even see the same weird items (car window escape hammer and seat belt cutter?, 'amazing' super scissors which can cut 2p coins [i.e. bog standard angled blade serrated steel sheers]).

My guess is that these people are at the bottom of various pyramids, or at any rate, simply selling anything they think they can sell which makes them a reasonable margin - it's just two steps up from begging (the next step is washing windscreens at traffic lights) and I think you are correct that the principle reason for the weird item choice is poverty.

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The world .sucks at a minute past midnight on Sunday

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Re: Does anyone even use these additional add ons?

I managed to snag itsnotexactlyrocket.science for free but I have to agree that the whole gamut of these additional TLDs really doesn't add very much beyond dollars to the pockets of the undeserving.

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At last, switching between rubbish broadband providers now easier

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Re: When did it become a thing for illegal behaviour

Thanks, guys; I googled 'slamming' *facepalm*

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JavaScript creator Eich's latest project: KILL JAVASCRIPT

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Re: And so the wheel turns

Indeed ... as a lifelong Smalltalk afficionado I find many modern programming language developments very pleasing ...

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Disk is dead, screeches Violin – and here's how it might happen

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Re: Let's make this interesting

"If the goal is not reached by that date, they must perform a dare. I'm thinking everyone in the company must shave his eyebrows off." -- Bucky 2

Maybe we can let the company off for being optimistic and blowing their own trumpet. But this is an excellent idea for application to Gartner and the other f̶u̶t̶u̶r̶o̶l̶o̶g̶i̶s̶t̶s̶ analysts!

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"... less unfriendly to the environment (less materials ..." -- Greg D.

Two more advantages: durability (especially useful in laptops) and power consumption (useful in laptops; probably unimportant in the desktop PC; but significant in datacentres)

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Employees love their IT departments (almost very nearly true)

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A little knowledge ...

... may be a dangerous thing*

The key thing, as per the Dunning-Kruger effect, is that what makes "a little knowledge" dangerous is a lack of realisation (usually, but not always exclusively, on the part of the holder) of its exiguity. If one really knows how little it is (i.e. one is aware both of a wider context and one's own relative ignorance) a small amount of knowledge can be quite useful --- not to mention being an unavoidable step on the path to greater knowledge!

Who wouldn't rather support a user with some knowledge rather than none? It's only once they think they know more than they do that you really start to have a problem. I certainly encourage all the family and friends I support to learn as much as they can about their systems before they call me (even if it's just writing down error messages rather than saying "it's broken").

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* Yes, I know it's not the original quotation. I was once humiliated in a meeting when I said I had only a little knowledge of the area but I thought I might have an idea, to be rebuffed by someone saying "Well, as Francis Bacon said: 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing'" --- you know the sort of guy I'm talking about. What I would like to have said is "Well, I think you mean Alexander Pope, and I think he was talking about a little learning rather than knowledge, but I think you've both made your point and proved it". What I actually managed to do was to stammer out my idea whilst blushing like a halfwit. It was wrong, but the two people whose opinion I really respected told me it was a good idea, so that was some recompense.

"A little Learning is a dang'rous Thing;

Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian Spring:

There shallow Draughts intoxicate the Brain,

And drinking largely sobers us again."

--- An Essay on Criticism, Alexander Pope

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Zionists stole my SHOE, claims Muslim campaigner

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Re: "El Reg was unable to contact Mossad for a comment"

Expect to see a bit more focus on fibreglass cars in the motoring section ...

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Sun's out, guns out: Plucky Philae probot WAKES UP ... hits 'snooze'

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Re: Cost of launch

"Is anyone seriously looking at Arthur C. Clarkes space elevator ?" -- JimmyPage

Short answer: yes

It's not entirely Clake's idea, and actually dates in some form from late 19th Century. Kevlar, IS2R would be strong enough to build one on the moon, but not on earth -- but carbon nanotubes may eventually make it feasible.

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Re: Great news, get dressed up for it !

My brother did his research and bought me a copy of that shirt. I shall wear it tomorrow. Hopefully no-one will be offended!

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Best breaking news on a Sunday ...

... since I can't remember when

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Intel inside: Six of the best affordable PC laptops

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Re: Affordable?

Sorry if I'm boring people with the repetition, but you can get best of both worlds --- my son has an 16GB i7 ThinkPad from ebay -- cheap and hard-to-break. It has a small SSD dual booting Linux and Win7, and the content goes on a 1TB Hybrid HDD in a CD slot caddy. All that cost under £350.

For £100 he got a Village Instruments eGPU box and put a £150 desktop GPU card in it. Now he has a boring and not particularly thief-attracting box that he can take to lectures and lug round the campus, but when he gets back to the dorm he plugs in the eGPU (via PCI-Express slot) and has a very acceptable (for < £600) gaming rig.

You can actually get the eGPU output back onto the laptop screen (although it halves the frame rate --- although we're still talking Black Ops 2 on decent settings at nearly 60fps), and the box isn't too unportable to say, take on holiday. But given that gaming benefits from other not-very-portable items (full size keyboard, room to move a mouse, larger monitors) I'm really not quite sure why the eGPU scene isn't busier ...

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Wikipedia to go all HTTPS, all the time

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Joke

Everybody's doing it ...

... El Reg will be next!

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PHILAE WAKES UP!

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PHILAE WAKES UP!

... according to a report in The Independent, amongst others.

[Edit: The Register also seems to be awake]

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Why is that idiot Osbo continuing with austerity when we know it doesn't work?

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Re: What the...?

"England voted and chose steady hands and smart minds over vacuous left-wing ideas."

Smart minds read articles fully and respond; vacuous idiots mistake obloquy for exposition.

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