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PEAK LANDFILL: Why tablet gloom is good news for Windows users

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Re: The Reviewer is Great

>> I always move the Taskbar to the side on widescreens

Me too - you can also make it fairly wide without losing usable space, meaning that you can actually see enough of the window titles to know what each taskbar button is. Useful if you have more than 1 window of the same type (RDP, MS-Word, etc) open.

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iWallet: No BONKING PLEASE, we're Apple

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Well ...

We use cheques moderately often. You can give them to kids for birthdays and xmas, especially if you're posting. You can give them to the farrier, the (equine) dentist, the (equine) back expert and the yard manager. I'm guessing it's about amounts - a tradesman who's going to bill between a few hundred and a grand a day probably doesn't want that knocking around in his van/home all week.

In fact, I don't even like having 100 on me in cash, and none of the aforementioned people are set up to take card payments, so it's often the best option. Not to mention the fact you can always say "I don't suppose you could hold that and cash it next week?"

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Trying to sell your house? It'd better have KILLER mobile coverage

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Re: Ahh.. I remember

I still have that situation: my work phone, on the No-2 Notwork, will ring whilst I am at my SOHO desk, but to get satisfactory call quality I have to run upstairs to the bedroom to answer it.

Result: being rather to the left on the fat--fit spectrum, when I'm working at home, I'm always out of breath when I answer my phone. Then they ask me to look at a mail they've sent me and I say "oh, my laptop's downstairs, let me run down and get it ..."

I wonder what my clients / colleagues / boss must think.

. . . John

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MH17 -- SA-11 / BUK complexity

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@small cog

thank you very much, this is certainly food for thought.

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MH17 -- SA-11 / BUK complexity

Hi all,

I keep reading that it is unlikely a rebel group could have used this system to brink down MH17 without 'expert help' - presumably the Russians,

Now, I have no idea, but is this true? My military expertise is limited to taking out a few tanks with a Javelin on CoD4, so I have no idea. Are Javelins really that easy to use? Although I would think not, I am tempted to assume that many of these weapons are as easy to use as possible - no time to RTFM in a war. And I generally think that the complexity of a system does not always make it harder to use, often the reverse, because the whole purpose of the complexity in some cases is to assist the human operator.

Can anyone enlighten me? Or amusingly ridicule my naivety in the comments? Thanks in advance.

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Bad back? Show some spine and stop popping paracetamol

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May not work for you but ...

... I suffered with some back pain - clearly not anything like as bad as some of the unfortunate commentards above - and found only one thing that helped me (which may, of course, be a placebo):

an inversion table. Got it in ASDA for 50 smackers. Looks like a bit of bondage equipment (in fact my wife humiliated me and amused the entire aisle by loudly announcing "Honey, we aren't going to be using that for what you think we're going to be using it for").

Adjust to fit your height, step on (you might need an attractive assistant to start with), fasten your ankles in and rotate. You can start off just very slightly past horizontal and build up to hanging fully from your ankles if you want to go all the way (only a minute or so). I used to get off feeling an inch taller and suddenly pain free, as if it had just been switched off. And I say used to, because now I don't use it at all, as I no longer feel the need.

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Yorkshire cops fail to grasp principle behind BT Fon Wi-Fi network

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Re: WTF Do you lot think the police should do?

Ridiculous argument. When you spot a pickpocket, you know you've witnessed a crime. When you spot someone reading El Reg on a tablet, you don't know that you have. Although I'm almost sure there will be some legislation along shortly to correct that ...

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Re: I have to defend the police here...

I don't buy your defence. Surely if the police are to be allowed the authority to send out letters about WiFi hotspots they should have someone who is either

a) aware of the FON service

b) aware of the Google service.

I see so many instances of failure of (b) - people stuck at the unconscious incompetence state of knowledge - they know so little that they little know how little they know. Recent example: an MP's claim that the "writing is too small" in Office 365.

As it is, without a clarification about the FON service, the letter is misleading and a waste of public money - now THAT should be an offence.

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Games industry set for $5 BILLION haircut, warn beancounters

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Real Life

"I went outside once. The graphics were awesome but the gameplay was terrible"

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Motorist 'thought car had caught fire' as Adele track came on stereo

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My favorite pointless distracting matrix sign ...

Signs like "M1 closed after A456"

I know the junction I'm getting off at; I know roughly how far away that is; I do not have an encyclopedic knowledge of all British Roads. The only way I'd know anything about the A456 is possibly if it was the road I was taking at the junction I was coming off at.

So "M1 closed in xx miles" or "M1 closed after Jxx" please.

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US judge: YES, cops or feds so can slurp an ENTIRE Gmail account

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Re: What is the point of a warrant?

>> So with encrypted traffic either party can decrypt it, or its no good.

Not sure you meant to put that ... only the receiver has to be able to decrypt it. If they find a mail from me to you in my "SENT" folder and the content is encrypted with your public key (and I wasn't dumb enough to keep the plaintext), the only record of the content retrievable without the private key is what I (claim to) remember sending you.

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Banning handheld phone use by drivers had NO effect on accident rate - study

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>>Bear in mind this is a US study. US cars are mostly automatic and therefore easier to drive.

... and a lot of their lanes are two cars wide! Should have seen the face of a US colleague when I was driving him down a country lane and a car came the other way. "What?" he shouted, "this is a one way road!" I assured him it wasn't but he really couldn't understand how a road only wide enough for one vehicle could have two-way traffic.

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Cave pits, ideal for human bases, FOUND ON MOON

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Re: Probably not that big a probe needed

>>Targeting it so it goes right down the pipe is likely to be pretty tricky however.

Probably have to turn off the targeting computer on final approach.

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Forty-five years ago: FOOTPRINTS FOUND ON MOON

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Message Garbled ...

... what he actually* said was "Good luck, Mr Gorsky".

* FSVO actually

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Child diagnosed as allergic to iPad

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Negativity?

Actually, it is sheer stupidity to use nickel in an item that is going to be in prolonged skin contact; jewelers have known this for years. Remember, we're talking premium product here, so there's no excuse.

As for the negativity, there was barely a mention of what happened at WWDC because it was extremely boring - if you think there was 'genuinely interesting tech news' at this conference, please - just tell me what it was, because I must have slipped into a coma during all the self-congratulatory emptiness.

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Female! ex-Yahoo! coder! says! female! boss! fired! her! for! refusing! sex!

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Sexual harassment?

... sounds more like sexual assault to me.

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UK.gov warned: Small biz bods 'blunted' by broadband bumbling

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Re: Obvious reason is obvious...

I've heard of a businesses in a local industrial park using a microwave link to the home of a conveniently located employee to get round BT's apparent habit of holding SMBs to ransom regarding connectivity. Not sure how that plays with the Ts&Cs but it does look like there's a bit of mickey taking going on, so I can't blame them.

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'The writing is TOO SMALL': MPs row over Parliamentary move to Office 365

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relative degrees of shamefulness ...

Not knowing how to zoom -- a little bit shameful.

Not even suspecting that zooming is possible -- a little bit more shameful.

Speaking authoritatively as if zooming isn't possible -- breathtaking!

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The final score: Gramophones 1 – Glassholes 0

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Re: So right about the record player.

>>map data was built in and didn't need a data connection.

Check out OSMAnd, it's surprisingly good.

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LG unfurls flexible SEE-THROUGH 18-inch display

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Re: Patent This!

"Volumetric Displays" where a screen rotates (often illuminated by laser) already exist: I've seen one used for molecular model display. And I'm pretty sure I read about the concept last century.

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BT slapped down by BSkyB over O2 broadband 'switch off' porkies

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Re: Act of Desperation!

I would just stop paying if I had a 10kbps connection, contract or not. If they wanted to prove that <256kb/s is 'Broadband' they'd have to get a judge to agree with them before I paid up.

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Computing student jailed after failing to hand over crypto keys

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I still want to see ...

... RIPA vs the claim that "it's actually a big block of random numbers that I use for statistical / mathematical / cryptographic purposes".

What if someone had downloaded the Wikileaks 'insurance' file? You don't know what's in it, and you don't have the keys - can you just prove it has the same hash as the published file? Or is it an offence just to possess it?

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Oh SNAP! Old-school '80s Unix hack to smack OSX, iOS, Red Hat?

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Re: Typos can also cause problems.

Yep, I had the same, rm *>o. Your file wasn't empty, it contained a newline!

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Is there too much sex and violence on TV?

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Re: People don't mind sex and violence as much on TV...

>>F*ing wall to wall Big Brother, TOWIE and HoneyBollockBoo. FFS.

I appreciate the sentiment, but would advise you to look harder and record, and to use on-demand. Really I never watch live TV - it's just 700 channels of rubbish. But 10s of hours of good quality television is broadcast per week, plenty to keep you occupied: you just have to find it, and you wont find it by channel surfing the dross that is being broadcast at any particular time.

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Top ten car gadgets: Get your motor running with new shiny-shiny

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Thanks for finding the mount ...

... a cheap smartphone will do the rest. My almost disposably cheap LG Optimus 3 can just about run a map app (Google or OSM offline), a radio app (Jango or TuneIn+) - or music off the SD card, a dashcam app (Autoguard BlackBox) and a wifi hotspot simultaneously. It does need a high current USB cable tho :-)

That's less than £50 for the phone, less than £20 on apps and less than £30 on mount and cable -- the dedicated hardware is increasingly unable to cut it against the vast economies of scale applicable to landfill Android.

The only thing I need to add when driving older vehicles is a cigarette lighter bluetooth receiver with a 3.5mm output which, in extremis, can be plugged into one of those fake cassette things when the car doesn't even have an audio input.

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Future Apple gumble could lock fanbois out of their own devices

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"It's actually a very good idea and something I've been looking forward to for a while."

No need to look forward to it - I've been using Tasker on Android to ensure that my screen lock is disabled whenever my phone can see my local wifi. I have no problem with the 'idea' at all, but patenting it is a problem, it isn't nearly novel or non-obvious enough.

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Journal that published Facebook emoto-furtle study: Proper boffins get CONSENT

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Hardly anyone has mentioned that ...

... the research was also crap: for instance they were using automated emotion scoring of posts using tools (LIWC, I think) that are only considered reliable for longer texts.

It seems a shame to make such a massive ethical cock-up for such a weak result. Or maybe it's just karma.

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Power BI: Office 365 just got more intelligent

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Re: Wikipedia? Really?

"There are good reasons why academics and professionals don't use Wikipedia"

I think you are confusing 'use' and 'cite'. Citing Wikipedia as a reference is almost as stupid as ignoring it entirely. By all means, treat it with scepticism - but you should everything with scepticism. I have even had to deal with people quoting papers as having authority because "they are proper scientific papers in Arxiv" without seeming to realise that they are preprints (and therefore have had possibly less peer review than if they'd been in Wikipedia).

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What a whopper, LG: Feast your eyes on this 77-inch bendy TV

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more excited about the gamut than the pixels ...

Don't really understand the value of 4K on 77" - my kids have HD projected onto 100" and you can't see pixels at an appropriate viewing distance. Colour gamut - and perhaps frame rate - is where the quality will be most noticeable for anything but the vastest screens.

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BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS

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Re: Bane of my life

This pdf about how "Shadow IT" (notably Excel) harms business is now nearly a decade old. Yet I still work with many clients who suffer the debilitating disease.

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US Supreme Court: Duh, obviously cops need a warrant to search mobes

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Re: cant this be solved

In the UK you would be committing another offence by refusing to reveal the password.

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Freeze, Glasshole! Stop spying on me at the ATM

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Re: I prefer the infra-red camera trick

Possible countermeasure - heat keypad to 37C.

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'World’s dumbest' suspect collared in Facebook sting

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Re: Elephant in the room

"Why didn't he knick the PC?"

ITYM "nick" unless perhaps it's lingerie theft.

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Study of Brit students finds TXTING doesn't ruin your writing

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My teenagers ...

... all use full english, and so do their friends. In my experience it is those in their 40s, who were in their 20s when txt spk was necessary, who still use this antiquated form of message compression.

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Brit bank Barclays rolls out voice recog for telephone banking

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Bad news ...

... for friends of Alistair McGowan

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iFind: Critics slam Kickstarter campaign for miraculous battery-free phone finder

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Re: Bah!

They worked fine - if you remember their purpose was to part idiots from (other people's) money.

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Dutch firm passes the world's first e-spliff to the left hand side

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Re: So how does this work?

No idea whether it work, but maybe adding a bit of PEG400 to the PG/VG mixture would help with solubility issues?

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Microsoft ups OneDrive storage, slashes prices to match Google Drive

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Re: 2Gb file?

>>How many legally obtained files do you have that are over 2Gb?

A TrueCrypt container? A zip archive? Home video? There's dozens of possibilities.

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D-Wave disputes benchmark study showing sluggish quantum computer

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So are these D-Wave boxes fast ...

... until you observe them?

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Finding the formula for the travelling salesman problem

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Re: Factorial, not exponential

Correct. If f(n) is n! / a^n, then think about what f(n+1) is -- It gets bigger by a factor of (n+1)/a and therefore the growth of the factorial increasingly exceeds that of the exponential as n increases.

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Internet of Things fridges? Pfft. So how does my milk carton know when it's empty?

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Devil's advocate says...

... containers don't need to be smart if it scans in and out and the shelves have weight sensors. If it knows that you have taken a 1pt carton out, it got 595g lighter, and when you put it back in it only gets 205g heavier again, then it knows you've used 390ml milk and that you have 178ml left.

But I think it's more likely that your supermarket could tell you than that your fridge could: "Hey, John, you used to buy 2pts milk a day and one box of Cap'n Crunch a week but you haven't bought much milk recently, do you need more?"

This approach is still fallible, of course: "No thank you, Tesco, now that my sons are teenagers I just have milk piped from the local dairy. And when we run out of cereal I have to call Eddie Stobarts"

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POND SCUM shine a path to more efficient solar cells

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Re: Evolution works

Yes - but the flip side means that very efficient solar cells may be hard - there's always been a lot of evolutionary pressure on photosynthesis, but it's still not that efficient.

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How practical is an electric car in London?

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Re: Identification problem

"surely this would require all electric cars to have a BFO "E" stencilled on the bonnet in flourescent paint"

No, it would be done like the Congestion Charge in London - number plate recognition and checking in a database of those who've paid.

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CIA rendition jet was waiting in Europe to SNATCH SNOWDEN

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Ruined it ...

Matt, you actually made sense in your previous post and presented a cogent argument. In this post you have reverted back to ad-hominems against everyone with whom you disagree. In contrast, there is some pretty decent conservative / (sometimes quite far) right-of-centre writing on El Reg, what with Tim, Andrew and Lewis, and they generally present a coherent view with which one who holds a differing perspective can engage -- and even in some cases be persuaded.

You are of course right that this is conjecture. However, your statement that this conjecture is "based on the paranoid dribblings of Internet wannabees" (whatever they are), along with your terms "Sheeple fantasies", "A$$nut" and "Snowjob", adds very little to your argument - I would say it detracts from it.

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Low-ball Salary Offers

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"We're offering £250/day"

"No problem, do you want me to work mornings or would you prefer afternoons?"

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Fed-up bloke takes email spammers to court – and WINS PILE of CASH

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"

+form addressing is a very good tip, and I came here to say that too.

However, an awful lot of web forms regard '+' as an illegal character. Thank goodness for 10 minute mail.

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You've got two weeks to beat off Cryptolocker, GameoverZeus nasties

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Re: "encryption"

"compression followed by XORing with a 32 bit secret which is sent in plaintext by the server"

Wow, that is truly weird, after all the apparent effort in setting up botnets and C&C servers. So I'm guessing you would only need one unencrypted copy of any of the encrypted files, use a few different compression algorithms on it, and you'd soon have the key, even if they'd sent it securely.

I'd have paid up or given up, as I'd have been expecting to crack AES256 or something of that ilk.

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Clicking links ...

Now, I'm probably going to risk downvotes here but ... I firmly believe you should be able to click a link without worrying. Otherwise what is the point of QR codes? URL shorteners? The reason why clicking some links causes problems is because there are still far too many vulnerabilities in browsers.

I should be able to point a pdf reader, graphics program, word processor or *browser* at any input whatsoever in perfect safety. The fact that I cannot tells me that software writers have been pissing away their time tweaking the interfaces and adding nice-to-have features rather than addressing the real purpose of these programs.

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