* Posts by Not That Andrew

1055 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Nov 2007

Brit inventor Dyson challenges EU ruling on his hoover's energy efficiency ratings

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Dyson make hoovers, just not Hoovers, it's not rocket science.

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Re: Hoovers???

Actually, in the UK Hoover lost their trademark because it became a generic term, so you can quite happily and legally hoover away with your Dyson, Miele or Henry. You can even hoover with your Hoover. I have no idea of the grammatical correctness of your actions, however.

Expert chat: The end of Windows XP and IE6

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Re: I'm sticking with XP. If it ain't broke...

I hate to sound like a Linux fanatic, but if that's all he does on the computer, he sounds like the perfect customer for Linux.

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I'm surprised that those 7 year old machines don't have Vista drivers available that work with Win7. Whoever does your purchasing should be shot.

Android adware that MUST NOT BE NAMED threatens MILLIONS

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Re: And yet....

The problem is, that mentioning the word "care" in the same sentence as Google is that it implies that they understand the concept.

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Re: MUST NOT BE NAMED

The King in Yellow, you mean?

TWELFTH-CENTURY TARDIS turns up in Ethiopia

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Re: Geography Lesson

Actually, most Nigerian scams seem to originate scams from anywhere but Nigeria these days.

NSA using Firefox flaw to snoop on Tor users

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Re: Some criticial inaccuracies about Firefox

They were using the ESR version which is reasonable, but never bothered to update it, which is not.

Apple's new non-feline Mac operating system, OS X Mavericks, ready to go

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And don't forget that by default it saves changes to the new file to the original as well, so remember to untick that option.

Samsung denies benchmark cheating, despite evidence

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As someone said long ago on Usenet, the only thing benchmarks are useful for is to tell how fast the computer runs that benchmark.

Hackers just POURING through unpatched Internet Explorer zero-day hole

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Re: opera lol

Actually, it isn't even that. It's a slightly customised version of Chromium, covered in Opera branding. There is more original code in basic Webkit browsers like Midori and QTWeb.

Facebook allows full personal data ransack with Graph Search

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Shouldn't that be content-free ad network?

Valve aiming to take the joy(sticks) out of gaming with Steam Controller

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Re: Sorry...

There should be an icon for missing the joke

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Re: Sorry...

I think you will find it was Dr. Breen's voice actor who died.

App Store ratings mess: What do we like? Sigh, we dunno – fanbois

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Re: The Register contacted Apple but have yet to receive a reply.

Yup, ever since the "Jagwire" incident.

Microsoft relents: 'Go ahead, install Windows 8.1 on clean PCs'

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Re: No preservation of data during upgrade?

I see some people reading this thred have issues with irony and sarcasm.

Windows 8.1: Microsoft's reluctant upgrade has a split-screen personality

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Re: "I had to resort to googling to find out how to turn off Windows 8"

Strangely enough, I prefer using the mouse, so I assumed there would be an obvious way to do it using just the mouse.

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Re: Meh.

You're warped, but unfortunately we will have to get used to TIFKAM, or switch to Apple or Linux

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Considering I had to resort to googling to find out how to turn off Windows 8 when tried it, it sounds like a recipe for disaster.

TWO can play this 64-bit mobile game, says Samsung, crossly

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Re: Forget 64 bits, and fix the 1 bit that's broken - the battery

Considering by the number of aftermarket battery packs for smartphones out there, I would say a considerable number of people would be delighted if the phone weighed twice as much out the box.

Torvalds: 'We're not doing Linux95 … for a few years, at least'

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Re: Suicidal Squirrel?

I'm pretty sure the noble haggis is Scotland's national animal

Google swaps out MySQL, moves to MariaDB

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So? Even Slackware has dropped MySQL.

NORKS fingered for APT on South Korean think tanks

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Re: Fleas on the Backs of Fleas

It does when you've got a black budget you want passing without question.

Four ways the Guardian could have protected Snowden – by THE NSA

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Re: How about strapping a micro-SD card to a homing pigeon's leg?

I remember reading (here?) that a tech outfit in South Africa trialled this (using USB sticks) and concluded that the bandwidth and reliability was better that the local telecoms monopoly.

UK mulls ban on tiny mobiles to block prison smugglers

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Re: Esoteric physics

That's true, but surely you wouldn't be using one big-ass jammer but a whole bunch of smaller ones, which should make that problem smaller, I would assume.

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Re: Wouldn't it be easier...

This was what I was wondering, and I was about to post about. it's a sad reflection on our government that their first reaction to any issue is legislation. Cell phone jammers are not exactly esoteric devices.

Ubuntu devs to get 15-min code review, full SDK love – Canonical

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Re: Wtf? Who wrote this?

And if your application is a classic QT or KDE one that doesn't use QML? Or a GTK+ one? What then?

Brazilians tear strip off NSA in wake of Snowden, mull anti-US-spook law

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Re: The US Gov Bureaucrats have chosen their course

I'm pretty sure it'll only stop sometime after the Chinese start exerting their economic and political muscle against the US . Hopefully the ending will be the US in political and economic chaos, rather than an exchange of thermonuclear weapons.

Snowden journalist's partner gave Brit spooks passwords to seized files

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Re: spanner

Serious? Do you really think even a fraction of those 70,000 stopped were terrorists or had knowledge of terrorist activities. No, the authorities were just fishing. And what exactly is knowledge of terrorist activities, anyway? I vividly recall several bombings during the 80's, does that make me suspect?

The sheer number of people stopped "just in case" makes it self evidently an abuse of power. You may be happy to like in a police state, but I'm not.

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Re: DanDanDan spanner

Considering what I've read about the problems the courts have had getting interpreters since the Government farmed out the interpreter services to the lowest bidder, I'm inclined to believe the Grauniad.

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Re: spanner

Do you think it's OK that people are stopped 70,00 times a year under Section 7? Perhaps the Grauniad was hoping for an incident like this, to highlight that horrifying abuse of power.

Microsoft warns of post-April zero day hack bonanza on Windows XP

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Re: Would love to upgrade our customers...

Windows 8 with Classic Shell installed and Metro effectively disabled is perfectly useable, if occasionally annoying.

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FAIL

Don't be a retard. Not fixing a bug is not the same as sabotaging your system. You are the one sabotaging your system by running obsolete out of support software.

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@John Tserkezis Re: Holy Crap (TM), I have to give my 2c worth here.

Well said. And I myself can't believe the level of idiocy displayed by some of the commentators here.

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Re: 4+ year old hardware

Are seriously saying that Win 7 won't run adequately on hardware like Intel Core 2 Duos and Quads? or older AMD Opetron and Phenoms? granted, you might have to scrounge up some RAM to make sure the the machine 2 GB available. But Win 7 will run perfectly in that sort of hardware.

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Actually, Win 7 runs surprisingly well on most hardware running XP in my limited experience. I've tried it on an Athlon XP system and it ran fine (although it did have 3 Gb of memory).

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FAIL

What a pity you couldn't didn't read the comments.

Sisk: "Gimp works as a direct functional replacement for Photoshop"

Me: "GIMP is not a direct functional replacement for Photoshop."

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Erm, GIMP is not a direct functional replacement for Photoshop. For one thing it STILL doesn't support CMYK, even though GEGL makes it possible and there is a plugin that kinda does it by exporting to CMYK. It's more than good enough for you and me, but not for a graphics professional.

Fear the JOBZILLA! 150ft STATUE of Steve planned 'lest fanbois forget'

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@Jake

Dunno why people are downvoting you, he was a human with human foibles and failings. have an upvote.

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Re: Oh dear.

Nah, this is just some conmen looking to rip off obsessive Apple fans.

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A little googling reveals that $30k could get you a custom life size bronze statue, depending on the foundry and complexity of the work and as far as I can tell, excluding artists comission, which will be hefty. You still need the site and planning permission and obviously designing and building a base and erecting a statue costs money.

So if they are thrifty and lucky they might do it with $50k to $70k. However as they don't seem to have the sort of idea that two minutes of googling would give you, so they probably will end up with a garden gnome in a turtleneck.

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak disses Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs

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Re: Another Steve Jobs Movie?

From what I understand, Pixar was successful because he knew he knew nothing about the movie industry and was generally willing to listen to advice and usually take a back seat.

Xbox 180: Microsoft scraps mandatory Kinect policy

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Re: This sorta reminds me of..

Or when a developer announces plans for a 20 story tower block, so they can get away with a 10 story block, 6 stories higher than the usual height it the area.

Chrome, Firefox blab your passwords in a just few clicks: Shrug, wary or kill?

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Re: Settings... Advanced

I agree, but it really shouldn't be hidden under advanced settings.

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Re: Not concerned..

While the feature has been available since Win95 actually, Windows has _never_ encouraged users of the desktop version to create multiple user profiles. If that were the case it would require you to create a separate admin account and user accounts during setup instead of just (since 2K or XP IIRC) requiring you to set up one account and silently giving it admin privileges. Which I suppose beats 95 and 98's way of just dumping you into what passed for an admin profile on those glorified DOS shells and expecting you to set up passwords and booting to the login screen yourself.