35 posts • joined Tuesday 13th November 2007 14:45 GMT
All this talk of binning the cut crass, rather than dump it in the compost bin surely we could utilize the composting process on board to produce heat and therefore power?
Over to the Bi-chemists for the technical stuff.
No that's it why...
Why the TLA avalanche?
Why does every government and IT setup seem to want to drown us in three letter acronyms.
Is that so there is less to type in the inevitable report into the failure of the computer system that was wrongly specified and commissioned to do the job.
Wonder if they get much spin on the balls at ping pong?
You Tube Anyone
How long before a video of this arrives on youtube after being left in the airport lounge, or baggage hall. No doubt someone in the government will state that lessons have been learned again! Perhaps the naked rambler should go on a flight and see if he gets picked for a pervscan?
Why should it just be the men that are running scared, didn't the Sparky woman in charge of the Tas, try zapping the "other woman" but managed to miss and hit the gallant gent by mistake?
So you plan to go abroad, and the only thing you take is the bit of plastic that fell out of the government cracker?
Surly it would have been prudent to have taken a passport as back up, just in case, god forbid, the muppets in charge of this country messed up?
So will we be able to use all the nice proprietary sharepoint stuff firefox handles badly at present...
A single browser would be great but at present we have to stick with IE, Firefox, Chrome and Opera.
All these have good and bad features but none, with out a shed load of add-ons and customisation, can stand alone.
But will it run ITVPlayer?
Still waiting for that fantastic content to be available in Linux... Oh well back to watch ashes to ashes on the iplayer
How can a video of such a fun thing be so dulllllll.
Mixing self driving cars with laser guided bombs where is the rock music, the flashy voice over by a gravel eating jar head, where are the scantily clad beach babes on the side of the road.
I must be on the wrong site.
Perhaps we could stick one to the side of a US killbot, I want copyright on I-suicide-bomber
Mr Angry from Surburton
So where do I write to commend Mr Clarkson, I here all the numbers banded around the amount of complaints, what about the hundreds of thousands of normal people that thought it was a funny throw away comment. Did Dads army and 'elo' 'elo' get this kind of negative press?
Not exactly Instant Messaging is it... 40 year round trip time, even BT can do better than that!
Theft by finding
I am just getting on the phone to the rozzers, to report those theiving b@stards that come round every 2 weeks and steal all the black bags I happened to forget were out side my house. Just think what those bags have seen!
Its not green its black?
No, no, I’ve got it from the back of the door already...
Length of Tash
I believe the facial hair issue is to do with the snug fit of the oxygen mask, more fuzz equals greater chance of asphyxiation. Lucky for us the jolly Brit fly boys don’t need that overrated oxygen stuff to maintain air superiority!
How was she getting paid, if she didn't even have a valid pass from the cleaning company? Is such voluntary work (Slavery) a new policy from the gov.
Clearly they are being proactive in their Freedom of information responsibilities!!!
"Please note that the MOD Counter Terrorism Science and Technology Centre is part of the Ministry of Defence and is a public authority to which the Freedom of Information Act 2000 applies."
Has the el-reg noticed what areas the CT unit is looking to boost investment in!
"In FY 07/08, the CT Centre is focussing its attention on exploiting 3 key themes, namely “Social Network Analysis”, “Understanding Terrorist as Groups Or Individuals” and “Information Exploitation”
I wonder if this is part of the project.....
Surley after the "Turn it off, then back on again" rule, isn't the next most important mantra in IT to "Deny physical access to the server"
I know where my remote hosting centre is and who runs it, I also know that my server is locked in a cage.
How can I trust Google to store my business information, when I don't even know the location of the servers, let alone what miscreants have access.
Mage is spot on, use VPN to connect to your secure server, sitting in your secure data centre, to access your secure data.
Customs and Excise anyone...
Tools for the job
Would a builder, slag of a spade because he was using a trowel? Computers are a tool, M$ is good for certain tasks, UBUNTU for others, even MAC has its place.
How about keeping an open mind and using the tool that's appropriate for the job, instead of acting like a tool.
Do these numbers include people like me that have to run Windose for work stuff but use Ubuntu of a live CD for everything else. Best of both worlds, I get to play with Linux and still get paid for my real work.
"They'll know which side to reattach it"
That's OK as long as the surgeon operates with the guy laying on his front!
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