60 posts • joined 9 Mar 2007
Obligatory Lexx reference
Give rhe devil his due .,,
As error messages go, that text is far more informative and helpful than most we get now. And we can't blame him for the BSOD itself.
Stephen Fry partly muzzled
Only partly? Well, it's a start, I suppose.
Re: Now its official
Yup - the politicians said Bitcoins could only be used for evil and, for the first time ever, they've kept their word!
Re: re: you're going to draw up rules on the use of devices while operating machinery
Rule 1a. Unless said device is part of the controls of said machinery (think GPS, instrument landing systems on yer average airliner - safer to use the devices than not)
Still using Motion Computing LE 1600 daily
I think I may have posted about them before (!) but even with the extended battery making it a bit porky it's still better for me than a laptop. Slot it into holder at work - instant dual-monitor system with mouse and keyboard. RDP into it at home while it's charging - using 2560x1440 monitor for multi-document work. In meetings or on a train annotating documents with the pen - fast, intuitive and convenient. Get knocked off a motorbike with it in a rucksack - it survives, albeit a bit chipped at the corners.
Works for me - on a daily basis.
"Dead Steve Jobs actor becomes PRODUCT ENGINEER at Lenovo"
I didn't know that Ashton Kutcher was dead. So why are they employing him and how did he give
an interview a soundbite if he is dead?
How much import tax
will she have to pay on it as it's made from a mixture of US and non-US materials and wasn't assembled in the USA? And will NASA levy delivery charges? Could be a bit expensive. Brilliant present though
Since it will result in the high-speed release of a smallish communications unit
Re: BAD IDEA!
The Psion Organiser II shoulder holster was a good solution to the problem of a very heavy device weighing down jacket pockets. Though it did raise eyebrows when I went to buy a new suit and a bit of extra size in the jacket. And it was a bit embarrassing when the strap peeked out from time to time. But it was very comfortable.
round we come again ...
... to my 7-year-old Motion Computing WinXP tablet. Wheel now totally reinvented.
Re: On the subject of ATMs
"they should line up several ATMs at different heights"
Move to the big city - that's very common in London.
And the want us to trust them
by handing over our citizens with Asperger's Syndrome who would of course be perfectly safe with them ... yeah, right.
Re: Useful for Work
Quite agree. I might have found a lighter-weight replacement for my ancient (7 years old and still going strong) and much-loved Motion LE1600 running WinXP Tablet Edition.
Rev 13:16-17 a bit closer?
(16) It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, (17) so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name
So much for e-commerce then. If I believed in a literal interpretation of Revelation I'd be feeling very very uncomfortable. More so, later, when someone suggests implanting it in the hand rather than wearing it on the finger. Fortunately I don't. At least not yet.
It's obvious that from the number of cases that hit the headlines - plus quite possibly the smaller that ones don't - that the current measures and fines are not working. So I approve of the ICO getting involved in prevention rather than sitting on the sidelines dishing out fines which don't seem to have any effect and just squander my Council Tax.
I'm not sure that they can completely turn round the culture of not taking people's personal data seriously enough which seems to be prevalent in many cases, but I think it's better than doing nothing.
Re: Why the heck .....
Hmmm ... according to the Data Protection Act:
(3) Personal data shall be adequate, relevant and not excessive in relation to the purpose or purposes for which they are processed.
(7) Appropriate technical and organisational measures shall be taken against unauthorised or unlawful processing of personal data and against accidental loss or destruction of, or damage to, personal data.
Epic fail on both perhaps?
Re: Damn, that is brilliant!
Agreed. Apart from the fact that chocolate is a basic human right, this is the kind of stuff that restores my faith in the humanitarian possibilities for technology. This is what we should be doing: using technology to overcome disadvantage.
Only in Japan ...
that's it, no more to say.
Possibly involving ballistic mobile phones? Do tell!
Clever of the Swiss
... to taper the minute and hour hands slightly - nay, subtly - to avoid them being largely rectangular with a curved bit. It's as if they knew years ago that the rectangle (with a curved bit) was going to be patented, so they made their plans to avoid that particular battle.
... is is as cool? At least, to a High Court Judge?
A tablet that's as useful and easy to control as my 6-year-old Motion Computing Windoze tablet - well worth the wait </irony>
But it is lighter and thinner and has a better resolution, so I'm interested
Re: Ageism much?
Completely agree, Chris. Until I read the opening couple of paragraphs on this report, I (naively, it now seems) was unaware that at the age of 55 I had one foot in the grave and the other on a bar of soap. Do I risk telling my 82-year-old dad that he's past it, IT-wise? Even though he was developing software in his 70s? That's if he can lift his head from his PC for long enough to listen.
Kids of today ... <rolleyes>
Re: The pee-powered car?
They just captured the energy earlier in the (water, barley, hops, yeast) -> beer -> urine pathway, that's all. So it should be more efficient ... of course if they could capture it earlier still - say, plough up all the fields of barley and cover them with solar panels - and we'd be spared the whole tedious process of getting outside the beer and converting it into urine.
Re: Ode to Joy
Scanjet Plus came with instructions (and API IIRC) to program the tunes yourself - dead cute
Re: Was just about to post the same.
Ditto - who says the English judiciary have no sense of humour?
Android Market disappeared this morning - no Google Play. Rebooted x2 - still zilch.
Somewhat disgruntled Galaxy II fanboi here.
... not the new technology, but the fact that existing, working, reliable tech is only a couple of orders of magnitude less dense than this exotic new stuff. I really am impressed.
I think my smartphone has Carrier IQ on it.
Now pay attention
"16.5 inches for we plebes"
*We* plebs are not happy with the mere 16.5 inches for *us* plebs. Have you noticed the difference?
... the eye can't detect individual pixels ...
Most people over 20 couldn't detect individual pixels at far lower resolutions, and for oldies like me it's the size of the display that matters so I don't have to keep fishing out my reading glasses to check texts and emails ...
Having suffered from lazy DBAs in years gone by who banned the use of apostrophes in names it seems to have reared its ugly head again. A few days ago I tried to register my mobe for my bank's inclusive insurance deal only to find that I'm not allowed to use my real name. When I asked the telephone "help"-line bod about this he confirmed that apostrophes are illegal. I asked him whether the bank did much business in Ireland but he seemed unable to comprehend the question.
For shame, Barclays, for shame.
... and have been for a long time
I have a 2005 Motion Computing tablet in daily use. With stylus: after all, I learned to write with a pencil and this is no different. Going to board meetings with all the papers on it is so convenient - the others have 1-2kg files. Also I have the papers from all the past meetings, with my annotations, to hand. My colleague who trialled a fondleslab could read only and went back to dead trees pretty quickly.
To use it for content production is a breeze - I can pop it in its desk stand and use keyboard and mouse or remote desktop into it while it's an a drawer, or if I have to type on the move there's an on-screen handwriting converter thingy or small bluetooth keyboard that I can use. Like Novatone, I can do practically anything on it that I can do on the desktop (except Half-life, which I tried once!) including office apps, developing with Delphi, and 'desktop' mapping software that doubles as a handy satnav on a 12.1" display. Plus Winamp and VLC (12.1" screen, remember?) for long train/plane journeys
It's also been in a rucksack twice when I've been dumped off my motorbike by tw*ts in cars and one corner is held together by sticky tape. But it still works, and still gives me 8 hours on a charge so I can work all day.
Who needs fondleslabs? Some of us do real work.
My way ...
... because everyone who can't sing does that one.
Met please take note
To the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, Sir Paul Stephenson.
Dear Sir Paul,
Please will you do the same as Norfolk and institute a one-day clampdown on users of mobile-phones and laptops/iPads etc in London? Your conviction stats would go through the roof. And while you're at it, please can you get that truck driver who was reading a newspaper on his steering wheel last week and nearly flattened me?
Or if that's too resource-intensive, would you like to ride pillion with me (or one of your own officers) and just take a look for yourself at the proprtion of drivers using devices that take their attention away from the road? It may change your mind.
Wait until Service Pack 2 before buying this car!
... if it's got anything Microsoft in it!
Paris - because when she drove through East Texas the average IQ of the state doubled.
This morning I must have woken up on a different planet
I know I did because I read a positive story in El Reg on an NHS IT subject.
< I'll get my scrubs
Thought-provoking and well written. Unfortunately I hold out no such hope for any Hollywood version.
As a "religious zealot"
(presumably that's how Kurgan would view me) I can't understand his/her point. Growing artificial livers seems OK to me: no more against God's will than artificial knee-joints, coronary artery bypass surgery or public health measures to prevent disease (the field I work in).
I think his/her comments say more about him/her than about the subject of this article.
Icon? Couldn't resist! Who'd have guessed - a God-squaddie with sense of humour. How unstereotypical!
As a nu-jingoist ...
I find myself in the odd position of agreeing with David W (an American perhaps?). Though I still have reservations about the 'Team America World Police' thing which is pervasive even though the splendid Mr Obama (for so he is) has changed the White House's direction on this issue. I look forward to the same change in the general population's mindset (with more hope than expectation).
... or it didn't happen
Remember Tomorrows World?
They were always a few years behind the times, too. Chiltern Railways have had these for ages ... and very convenient they are, too
@ac 28th May 2009 00:41 GMT
"Ever broken the SATA connector off?"
No. I once broke off a SCSI disk-to-motherboard ribbon cable connector though. Spending 3 hours re-soldering at 2am it taught me to be very careful with all connectors.
I beat Ollie so there!
I emailed our beloved Moderatrix - oddly enough, google sites were not flegged as hazard, juet everyone else ...
... I though it was because I had googled for a recipe for coq-au-vin ...
Paris for obvious reasons
And Mercedes also make...
Bendy-buses. And what do bendy-buses and laptop batteries have in common?
Anyone see a trend?
I, for one, welcome our new incandescent teutonic overlords.
<<- for obvious reasons
Sheer poetry! AC (Thursday 31st July 2008 14:24 GMT)
"Maybe, in the grey, grey, gloom of midsummer, with the nostalgic stupor of the French, the passionless precision of the Swiss and the Teutonic "Vorsprung durch Technik" just a one-armed dog paddle and a quick jog away, your heart is an insulated plastic cool box within which lies the sogged leftover meat paste sandwiches of regret, but down here, where even the deepest winter is a glory of sunshine and blue skies from horizon to horizon, our Eskis are packed solid with frosty bottles of home-brewed opportunity. Slightly hoppy with an afternote of malt and new hope. Have one. Theres plenty to go around."
Forget FOTW - can we have a mention for the best prose? Give this guy a job on the Reg!
I can uninstall Firefox - every part of it, as far as I am aware - from my PC. Can the same be said of IE?
so that's what it looked like..
I used to use one of those back in the 70s via Teletype/tape/card from a remote site. Never knew what the beast looked like though - it could have been vast ranks of slide-rule wielding pixies for all I knew. So 30+ years later, I know. Thank you, Reg
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