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Apple to flush '£37bn' down the bog if it doesn't flog cheapo slabtops

Youngdog

What insight!

As someone who has already got a Logitech Ultrathin Bluetooth Keyboard I have to say its a great idea in principle - however I wouldn't buy one as, er, I've already got a Logitech Ultrathin Bluetooth Keyboard.

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Singapore decides 'three strikes' laws are too intrusive

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Re: There must be an ulterior reason ..

No ulterior motive required - just an understanding of realpolitik out there

Singtel, Starhub and M1 were all spawned from the national telecoms one way or another and Temasek Holdings still has fingers in all the pies so making ISPs liable is in not in the Governments interests. Allowing overseas copyright owners to extract money from the population under the government's noses is also undesirable - it undermines their authority and suggests Sing's house isn't in order!

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Wookiee! CHEWIE'S BACK in Star Wars Ep VII – blab Hollywood 'sources'

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Title is required blah, blah, blah

"offspring of original stars Han Solo, Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker"

So the hero/heroine will be a six-fingered Jedi?

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Improbable: YOU gave model Lily Cole £200k for her Impossible.com whimsy-site

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Lamont - the value of celebrities

To paraphrase something I heard recently and won't forget - "When celebrities start demanding their cocaine is ethically sourced, then I'll start listening to what they have to say"

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Satisfy my scroll: El Reg gets claws on Windows 8.1 spring update

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Re: Rationalization over Reality

Well paint me blue and call me Susan! I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh wait - update edit. Still lose a full monitor. Not good enough sorry.

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Re: Rationalization over Reality

Dead h4rm0ny,

While you are being so kind as to reply to correspondence could you please advise me as to the best way of informing someone with 9.2 million pixels of display running up to a dozen apps showing rapidly changing real time information that any frustration they encounter when their Desktop suddenly disappears behind a load of tiles or is obscured by a full-screen browser session is actually their own fault for not 'getting with the times' and cannot be blamed on the default behaviour of the OS.

Ta Muchy

Y.D.

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Facebook ditches TOP SECRET email service. Did YOU know it had one?

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Re: Why redirect?

Agreed. Now I am going to start recieving spam sent to an account I didn't want or need so not to inconvenience the (very) few people who actively used their FB mail. Thanks Mark. No really.

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Microsoft asks pals to help KILL UK gov's Open Document Format dream

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Re: Gedankenexperiment

From my experience there isn't any continued divergence. What tends to happen is an equilibrium is reached where formatting is broken under both MS and FOSS suites in equally annoying and inconveniencing ways

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Does anyone here have any figures for Office versions in use?

Cos I think "the vast majority of citizens and businesses already use OpenXML as their preferred document format" is in fact a porky-pie going by the number of Office 2007 and 2003 installs I see

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Toshiba Encore: The Windows 8.1 tablet that might catch on

Youngdog

Re: C:\> autoshill.bat

Ah - that explains the downvotes on my previous comments!

You are more than welcome to peruse my previous posts and decide if I am a shill (though my comments regarding Win8 in Enterprise space might leave you with an unreconcilable mental schism).

Do note that you are able to do this by virtue of me having an account here for a number of years and not being a cowardly anon.

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Re: Bay Trail Goodness

Picked up a T100 to replace the wife's aging Dell Inspiron and very impressed with it. The Bay Trail CPU and Flash storage makes the full Office 2013 very snappy and the touchscreen is also winning me over to 8.1! I got hold of the US model with 64GB so apart from the KB layout my only gripe is the UK market is stuck with the 32GB version

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Robots demanding equal API rights? It's just a matter of time

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There is absolutely no way this can ever go wrong

So your toaster gets an alert after a keyword search flags a tweet from your account that reads 'I bloody love breakfast me'. After camparing the post's date against its own sensor data it then contacts your Smart Meter to confirm there is no sensor/clock error and Toasty McToast-a-lot wasn't actually in use between 7:00am (the alarm clock setting) and 8:00am (activation time of the burgular alarm) on that day.

It then responds by reaching out to your Cool-IT 3000 and tells the fridge to add Peanut Butter, Strawberry Jam and Nutella to your weekly shop based on the 'People who ordered Brown Sliced also....' recommendation from the Ocado website.

Isn't technology marvelous?

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London's King of Clamps shuts down numberplate camera site

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@ T.F.M. Reader - Shared Space

I am all for it - Exhibition Road at 30mph feels like The French Connection. Only sticky wicket I can see is the assumption that drivers (and pedestrians) are right minded people who will be more careful when faced with uncertainty. In the same way that our continental cousins tend to become gregarious when drunk rather than unruly like us Brits, our reactions to different stimuli can vary depending on cultural norms. What works for the Dutch might not work over here!

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Apple Schill-er: 'I was shocked - SHOCKED! They went and copied the iPhone'

Youngdog

Re: Pathetic lawsuit

Are you talking about the Nokia 7770 by chance? Tell me how the iPhone copied it tell me how. If not - bothered

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Re: Pathetic lawsuit

I suspect the two who voted you down did the same to me. I'd rather be honest and disliked than popular and wrong. Have a like from me.

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Re: Pathetic lawsuit

While copying is a serious accusation it is pretty clear the direction the Android UI and Samsung handset designs both took changed radically after the iPhone's launch

http://m.technobuffalo.com/2011/10/27/android-before-and-after-the-iphone/

http://www.zdnet.com/samsungs-case-against-apple-is-bogus-heres-why-7000002075/

It could be argued that the new tech you mention available at the time allowed them to rethink their original ideas but it does seem pretty obvious where they found thier inspiration.

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Xbox One site BELLY-UP in GLOBAL Microsoft cloud catastrophe

Youngdog

Re: "You really are becoming the replacement Eadon"

It could be worse - if Gates hadn't been so 'meh' about the Internet in the early days the whole thing could have ended up running on WINS. It's to their credit they realised they had to stop flogging that dead horse

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BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK

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Re: Ha, the pitfalls of the cloud-based strategy

With a bit of forethought you could have just timed moving the drives into the spare chassis you had in the equipment room smartly - quickly enough to be still seen as Superman with a screwdriver and but not too long as to become the person to blame for allowing it to happen in the first place. Remember kids - make it look too easy and you won't get thanked half as much as you should!

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Apple's secret 12.9-inch MONSTER needs a good fondle, say biz sources

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My first thought too Mr Crapbeans

This screen could be for the rumoured OS X Tablet they are working on in a bid to snaffle up the thumbprints of Apple users who don't just consume

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Singaporean sites protest 'licence to print news' laws

Youngdog

Ah! The TR Emeritus...

....formerly known as the Temasek Review. An open and free news sheet that chugged along for a few years before it was, rightly, shut down for posting the sort of Hate Speech that would make even the most ardent BNP send-em-all-back knucklehead blush!

The problem with giving Singaporeans free speech is what they do with it - visit any of these 'news' sites, find a story about some foreign sort and within moments you will be informed that Chinese girls are all whores, all Indians smell and Ang Mo (whiteys) are taking all the jobs and screwing all their women.

The problem, of course, is that without immigrants building skyscrapers, cleaning streets, nursing their kids, serving them food and doing all the other jobs they consider beneath them or are just incapable of doing the country would be on it's arse in months.

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BBC suspends CTO after £100m is WASTED on doomed IT system

Youngdog

Re: TV License

I find it ironic that your display name is drawn from a radio series commissioned by, yes, the BBC

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Industry execs: Network admins an endangered species

Youngdog

Piffle. And annoying piffle at that.

Yes, we all know the end-game is to eliminate the meat-bag. Nature of the beast and no news there.

What I resent, however, is being told this by people in MARKETING! How come these bottom-feeders are allowed to have 'a salary that goes up with inflation every year' - why won't GoogleAds make you redundant? Or better still some sort collective epiphany that leads you all to suddenly realise the pointless vacuity of your existence and makes you do a proper, useful job instead that involves helping people or actually making stuff.

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Lego X-wing fighter touches down in New York's Times Square

Youngdog

Re: Surely there's some armature?

I wish I had one if those steel straps - I remember snapping my very long red-flat (fnarr fnarr) clean in half when convinced myself (about age 6) that I could build a Lego Skateboard. Though it did spur me on to develop more innovative building techniques like The Chap's.

Still, it was unparalleled success compared to my Lego kite....

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The BOFH is BACK: And it's cloudy with a 90% chance of beatings

Youngdog

I always blow my top at...

...the old 'I didn't get the email' line.

Please, I'm an IT sys admin - don't bullshit a bullshitter. Just don't Ok?

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Microsoft and pals: Save the global economy by NOT ripping us off

Youngdog

After careful analysis of the issue I need my phone...

...to call BULLSHIT!!!

Really? REALLY??? How on earth can you compare ROIs? Who the feck is paying for pirated software? And as Mr Wharram astutely noted the impact to GDP is the same if you spent the difference on Bacon Butties - and more if the local breadable vendor complies with the spirit of the countries tax laws!

This desperate, weaslely (and no doubt expensive and time consuming) report is just an insult to our intelligence. Nice to know what MS, Adobe et al really think of their customers...

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Happy 23rd birthday, Windows 3.0

Youngdog

Re: Infamous Filemangler?

I've still got a version of NT4's FileMan.exe I use to solve locked file problems under XP. Why that functionality was never included in Explorer is just one example of how MS earned the 'we know what you need more than you' reputation.

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Are biofuels Europe's sh*ttiest idea ever?

Youngdog

Re: Are biofuels Europe's sh*ttiest idea ever?

Living in SEA I can tell you that Palm Oil is an absolute blight in this region. It has caused environmental damage, endangered species and displaced thousands who have lived in regions it is grown in. Now driving through Malaysia (although as dangerous as ever) is just a dull voyage through hundreds of square miles of the stuff. It isn't even healthy enough to put in food!

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Reliant on Dell for PCs? Start looking around, says Gartner ball-gazer

Youngdog

Delayed or improperly or incomplete fulfilled orders?

The cutover from the Tx500 to Tx600 Precision line was, quite frankly, a f***ing joke.

Saw this written in the wall months back - they do not seem to give a toss about their Enterprise Workstation line anymore.

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No UK date, no biz disties: Will Microsoft cock-up the Surface Pro too?

Youngdog

Looked good...

.. until I saw the spec - if this is going to be an Enterprise PC replacement then 4GB isn't going to cut it. Reading the article and with (admittedly, not my own) money to spend I drifted off into a fantasy land of a managed wireless LAN where people were using a GPO controlled enterprise suite while happily downloading fart apps but if they have to page (even to an SSD) I'm not interested.

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Raise a beer: Titans of tech fill out 'Worst CEOs' list

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Re: Finkelstein old-fashioned, irrelevant?

Hey, don't diss the Fisch! He may have had some wacky ideas about the church but still remains the greatest proponent of the game ever - and helped expose Soviet collusion in rigging world tournaments!

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Re: I like wearing suits, although the opportunity rarely presents itself.

It isn't just about projecting an outside image - I find that being fully suited and booted makes me more self critical about my professional behaviour and tends to make me 'raise my game' (urgh, I can't believe I just typed that phrase.)

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British boffins 3D print electrical sensors

Youngdog

Yes but..

..can it print me a cup of tea?

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'Look, isn't there some way we can get Julian out of here?'

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Youngdog
WTF?

Really?

There isn't a garden? A balcony? A window that opens even? Please, can someone familiar with the ground enlighten me.

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Facebook's IPO was a disaster? RUBBISH, you FOOLS

Youngdog

It was a complete success...

...for FB and the CM consortium who put it together. IPOs for a company like that go one of either two ways - both lead to a metric fuck-tonne of cash for the company and some high-fives and easy money (large or small) for the Banks who assisted. One, however, leads to the buyers getting shafted. IPO's exist to create capital - not make shareholders rich.

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Classic game 'Elite' returns … on Kickstarter

Youngdog

Two pages of posts...

...and no IOSers have mentioned GoF2? What is the world coming to!

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Why is solid-state storage so flimsy?

Youngdog

RE: OK, I'm starting to get that "cold sweat" feeling here..

I am very sorry Mr Walker and also very sure that if we met we would get on famously. However, a single dock NAS is the stupidest shiny-shiny ever invented.

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Yale finds second diamond planet

Youngdog

Re: Why are they all different?

Because stars are basically chemical element spewers. All precious metal and a lot more things higher up the periodic table than hydrogen and helium are naturalyy created when stars are either born or just exploded. I'm now asking you if a god would bother with the whole mucky process on day 4.

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Re: Headline for tomorrow

Love that - my first thought was DeBeers must be s******* themselves

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Dolly the Sheep creator scientist Keith Campbell dies

Youngdog

Err, might be to soon but...

...why don't we just clone him?

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Apple weekend iPhone 5 sales miss forecasts

Youngdog

Put me down for a 'meh'

The only thing the 5 release did for me was to finally give in to my corporate overlord's 'suggestion' that I trade in my 4 for a company 4s. Compatible peripherals and cheaper ones in future to boot!

Saw my first one in the flesh today and it had the unfortunate luck of being owned by someone who I've never really had a lot of time for. As soon as he said the screen 'looked better' I began my informed response that lasted 5 minutes and finally got around to that, while it was slimmer, it was overall about the same size as my 4s in its Mophie pack just slimmer - until 'How is the battery life anyway?' ended the conversation there and then.

Yes, I've seen the benchmark tests that rate it as 'off the scale' but when using it didn't really notice any difference.

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Titans of tech: Why I'll never trust 'em

Youngdog

Re: Business is king.

Speaking from just my own experience then there are measurable performance benefits in Win7 64 over XP64. It all depends on your users requirents and application suite but for me the re-write that brought in the DWM has had a huge effect.

More apps opening without conflicts, overall lower CPU usage. None of my userbase use 3D or intensive rendering but a lot of apps with very large amounts of GUI object created/destroyed - these apps were (proprietary or in-house) developed in isolation so never tested against each other to play nice (I inherited this situation by the way!)

In my experience it comes down to a few things - take the time to understand the technology under the hood down to a component (for hardware) or a platform (for s/w) level and don't let shiny shiny distract you from your users best interests so you choose the right tool for the right job.

Also, vendor relationship is important. My technique is to not trust a word they say unless a) you have shared a meal with your rep and, more importantly, seen them shit-faced at 1am in the morning and b) gone to them with a real or imagined 'crisis' ( and yes, I have made a few up) to see what sort of response you get. It pays to get a measure of someone before you start giving other peoples money to them.

Just my 2 cents.

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Microsoft: It was never 'Metro,' it was always 'Modern UI'

Youngdog

Re: Darwin prize - yes a repost but but I need to say it again..

I showed our MS Account Manager our high-end users - staff with over 9.2 million pixels of desktop real estate and running up to a dozen apps...

Me: How exactly would these people do their jobs on full screen metro apps?

Him: Well, obviously it looks like you have a requirement for a more traditional Desktop...

Me: That you disabled in the last Win8 release

Him: ........

Me: So why would I move away from Win7?

Him: ........

Unless there is a Corporate edition that allows Modor UI to be disabled this OS will be as welcome as dysentery on a submarine....

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Apple, Google and Amazon sneakier than BANKERS and OIL FIRMS

Youngdog

Of course Banks are transparent

As an old boss at one told me 'our only product is trust'

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Climate was HOTTER in Roman, medieval times than now: Study

Youngdog

Be a climate-denier or tree-hugger..

...why don't we all just get together, hold hands and say it together - we have ufck-all clue how this climate thing works

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Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes

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Slightly off topic I know...

...but sorry girl I have to disagree - although a real game changer in comic book terms a far superior aged incarnation of Wayne/Bats can be found in the Waid/Ross classic 'Kingdom Come' series.

Best Bats ever? Loeb/Sale 'The Long Halloween'. And that one isn't even up for discussion.

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Ten... freeware gems for new PCs

Youngdog

Re: Hrm

Read your post and had to ask - how many of us here (or know people we work with who) insist on calling it "C-C-Cleaner" when it blatantly isn't called that!

Great little utility but unfortunately was blacklisted in my corporate environment due to its ability to uninstall software that the in-house Client Management system had marked as un-uninstallable - he he

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Cisco complains to the EU about Microsoft/Skype deal

Youngdog

Interoperability?

Microsoft already have at least 3 products that can support video chat - and they are completely incompatible with each other!

You have two hopes getting them to play nice with another company's app. And Bob's dead.

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