9 posts • joined 8 Nov 2007
Why does a dog...
... lick its balls? Why does a 10yr old try and light his farts? Because he can.
90% of the male population has tried at some point, most of us knew the risks but were young enough to think we were invulnerable. The only ones who didn't, were the "swots" who claimed it was because they knew how "dangerous" it was. In reality, the just didn't have the balls...
Did I try it and did it work? Yes and No. But at the age of 10 I hadn't discovered the delights of 10 pints of Stella and a kebab - that had to wait another 5yrs.
Here's a thought...
If the IRA (Catholic) were trained by Gaddafi and the PLO (Muslim), does that make the Pope a supporter of a Terrorist Organisation?
Send him to Gitmo immediately!!!!
Mine's the one with the nomex lining...
Since when has paranoia been a requirement for a Police Officer?
I'm a member of an organisation that delievers blood and other urgently needed medical supplies out of hours for the NHS. We rely on a supply of ex-police and ex-ambulance bikes for our use, as they come ready kitted with "Blues & Twos" ready for use. All we have to do is change the decals.
If this numpty's suggestion is made a paranoid reality, then we're screwed, as kitting the bikes out from scratch costs a small fortune - that is if they don't ban the purchase of the kit as well.
As an aside, anyone who remembers the "IRA Troubles" of the '70s must think this paranoia with "Muslim Extremists" as making a mountain out of a mole-hill. Perhaps it's just a way for certain members of certain organisations to keep themselves "gainfully" employed?
"majority of voters apparently support the 42 day legislation"
... said a hack from the Sun. Must be true then.
‘Aussies deploy bovine facial recognition’
"If the system doesn't like the cut of an animal's jib, it bars entry."
Now we just need one that works with Sheeple.
It could still exist....
... it's just so secret that even DARPA doesn't know that 'Aurora' has been flying for some time now.
Hat, coat etc
Seems perfectly reasonable to me...
... they should just count themselves lucky it wasn't Judge Jefferys -they would all be hanging from the gibbet by now.
If only this was what she actually said...
"What taxpayers in the United Kingdom really need and want are better railways and roads, not a useless Identity Card System... The Goverment is poised to spend billions of taxpayers' money on a system without any realistic assessment of its costs and benefits... The government must stop this folly and endeavour to come to its senses."
One can dream...
I live in Yeovile....
.... so can I have a half million quid so I can leave. Please. Pretty please?
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