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10 posts • joined Thursday 8th November 2007 12:55 GMT

Ste Mansfield

new stuff  

In BBC devs Doctor Who movie script

Alien

I wouldn't care what it is as long as they came up with some new characters/bad guys/assistants. Russell T Davis really needs to get his hands of the show and let someone else write for a change. Plus "their worst threat ever?" - it's going to be the daleks again isn't it?

Ste Mansfield

London Lube Station  

In Screeching rails close London Tube station

Paris Hilton

Could they have commendeered Pairs Hilton from her BBF show, got her to straddle the tracks and push her along a bit to get things going

Ste Mansfield

Ha Ha  

In Polish Spitfire shoots down BNP

Happy

Pretty straightforward I think. The BNP should visit the job centre and see how many lazy b**tards stay on the dole rather than get a job. Migrants are only taking jobs that are available coz they don't want to do it. "Three bowls of rice a day" - I'm sure minimum wage is higher than that these days. Ignorance, pure ignorance. In a government where we are not allowed to smoke where we want to, we let these racists run for office. Stupid.

Ste Mansfield

Quality of pre-expedition information  

In Expedition to probe cavern lake 3km beneath Antarctic ice

Linux

I like the fact that the USA have a 4 minute CGI extravaganza just for talking about spacesuits, but when the Brits have a go....here's some nice pictures by Quentin Blake.

Classy

Ste Mansfield

Idiots abound!  

In LibDem cheeky boy rides to Segway's rescue

Stop

Quote from Lembit's address:

They are almost impossible to fall off. When I investigated the accident record, I found that one President George W. Bush did fall off one. Segway experts analysed the photographic footage of his misfortune and concluded that the probable cause of his accident was that he had not turned it on. Gentleman journalist Piers Morgan ridiculed Bush for that, and then fell off one as well.

HA!

Ste Mansfield

shed your load  

In California Highway Patrol rounds up queens, workers

Happy

For a minute I thought this was a horrifying story of how amy winehouse loses her entire wig collection :)

Ste Mansfield

can we trust the dutch....  

In Dutch fire up petrol-pumping robot

Paris Hilton

....not to abuse this as another sexually pleasuring device. I'm sure it won't be long before it's true usage will be brought to the foreground.

Ste Mansfield

Beeb really has no imagination  

In Rose Tyler beams back into Doctor Who

Stop

Oh dear, it looks as though the last spark has finally died at the BBC. If using washed up comediennes wasn't enough to ruin a great series, they've finally done it. Can they not come up with some new ideas other than bringing back old characters, aliens and celebrities to boost their viewing figures? No. Clearly not. I think Sample said it best with "I didn't realise that the writers strike had hit the UK."

Ste Mansfield

A wind up  

In Florida cops issue shock 'Butthash' warning

Dead Vulture

This apparently is a complete hoax aimed at the drugs enforcement agency. They believed it and now they have shi...er egg on their face. Who'd want to inhale day old shit anyway? You might as well just get a bottle of Buckfast and get shit-faced that way.

Ste Mansfield

So proud of my home town  

In Camelot pulls scratchcard amid numerical anarchy

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I may be getting confused with the confusion. Camelot say you have to find a lower number than say -8. And the woman thinks that -6 is a lower number, even a lower temperature. Is she thick? -10 surely would be the lower number. Surely Camelot should have told her to stuff it.

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