12 posts • joined 8 Nov 2007
Theft of Services
I made a copy of your key said Palm, now I can enter your home anytime I want. However, I'm not a thief, I leave coins on the counter for everything I take., the only things I am borrowing is your time, reputation and fame.
Maybe the kid made himself an ass
Maybe the kid made himself an ass by putting a relatively delicate electonic device in his ass pocket. So embrassed by such a moronic act and now needing a playem, he needs money from somewhere,
PowerPoint For Music
This is like PowerPoint for the Musically Deficient. Up to now, we had to nap trough PP presentation in self-defense. Now we will have to stick knitting needles in our eardrums to escape the agony of all our musically inclined f*iends.
Ginger nut me not!
Ginger is nay a nut. Really it is a root and this is even better as an euphemism, as it is implied that it is not a scrotal blemish, but a mark of the root.
Should throw out the entire count and and make it mandatory that when votes disappear, the winner is to be determined by a fight in a mud filled pit with a minimum of two alligators per contestant as personal attendants.Such brawls will either fixed the missing ballots problem or enhance it if no one likes the candidates.
Hide the collection
A great idea to hide my porn collection in the shed, now where did I put the cloaked porn?
It's named Windows 7, so that they can deep 6 the previous version, when it comes out. Of course by the time it does comes out, they have stuffed it to the size of a Zeppelin with lock-in protocols for cloud computing and cloud sailing.
effect as cause?
Maybe they were already jihadist and decidet that engineering was the more useful course of study than sociology. They want to be effective bombardiers (engineering) not bombastic missionaries (sociology).
What can you expect from kiddie korn acts. They somehow have to keep things popping or else the audience will realize how tasteless it all is. This is the worst stage presentation I've seen, the production values are simply not there, otherwise they might have produced an intermediary set piece for the Montana-Miley transition.
Wii! I am now a Mii!
It's interesting that things changed from the first person plural "Wii" to first person singular "Mii" so quickly
Republicans stealing votes
This is just Republicans trying to enable vote-stealing.
Funny the Blackberry has no valid claim to having a "real" keyboard. So the whole argument presented by Mr Blackberry is fatuous.
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