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12 posts • joined Thursday 8th November 2007 12:26 GMT

Peter Richard
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Theft of Services

I made a copy of your key said Palm, now I can enter your home anytime I want. However, I'm not a thief, I leave coins on the counter for everything I take., the only things I am borrowing is your time, reputation and fame.

Peter Richard
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Maybe the kid made himself an ass

Maybe the kid made himself an ass by putting a relatively delicate electonic device in his ass pocket. So embrassed by such a moronic act and now needing a playem, he needs money from somewhere,

Peter Richard
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PowerPoint For Music

This is like PowerPoint for the Musically Deficient. Up to now, we had to nap trough PP presentation in self-defense. Now we will have to stick knitting needles in our eardrums to escape the agony of all our musically inclined f*iends.

Peter Richard
Alien

Ginger nut me not!

Ginger is nay a nut. Really it is a root and this is even better as an euphemism, as it is implied that it is not a scrotal blemish, but a mark of the root.

Peter Richard
Pirate

Voter's revenge

Should throw out the entire count and and make it mandatory that when votes disappear, the winner is to be determined by a fight in a mud filled pit with a minimum of two alligators per contestant as personal attendants.Such brawls will either fixed the missing ballots problem or enhance it if no one likes the candidates.

Peter Richard
Unhappy

Hide the collection

A great idea to hide my porn collection in the shed, now where did I put the cloaked porn?

Peter Richard

LZ 129

It's named Windows 7, so that they can deep 6 the previous version, when it comes out. Of course by the time it does comes out, they have stuffed it to the size of a Zeppelin with lock-in protocols for cloud computing and cloud sailing.

Peter Richard

effect as cause?

Maybe they were already jihadist and decidet that engineering was the more useful course of study than sociology. They want to be effective bombardiers (engineering) not bombastic missionaries (sociology).

Peter Richard
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Kiddie Korn

What can you expect from kiddie korn acts. They somehow have to keep things popping or else the audience will realize how tasteless it all is. This is the worst stage presentation I've seen, the production values are simply not there, otherwise they might have produced an intermediary set piece for the Montana-Miley transition.

Peter Richard

Wii! I am now a Mii!

It's interesting that things changed from the first person plural "Wii" to first person singular "Mii" so quickly

Peter Richard
Pirate

Republicans stealing votes

This is just Republicans trying to enable vote-stealing.

Peter Richard

Real Keyboard

Funny the Blackberry has no valid claim to having a "real" keyboard. So the whole argument presented by Mr Blackberry is fatuous.