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23 posts • joined 7 Nov 2007

Wolfram Alpha - a new kind of Fail

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I asked first!

Allowed that during final touch-up a "select" few might advance a question, I pondered what answer might prove to be most useful to myself and humanity. The question? Will I be the Village Idiot? The answer has not been forth coming, I suspected it brought the system down until I started getting emails detailing where to blog on about "it's" wonders. Oh well, it's off to the interview.

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Sarah Palin's words get data mined

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Coat

twits

Being a "yankee" in the Deep South, I get the accent. I also get the, "when ya all leavin? now the rest of "all ya all (read the World) is chiming in with the same homily? All I can say is it's not contagious, it's genetic.

my coat please..........

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Ex-Navy SEAL and nanny 'Otter' does bird over Broadcom

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Coat

Rephrased it

Actually I'm putoff by the former Navy Seal who is willing to be tossed in jail. Who is now a mercenary. And just so ya'all don't think I'm compleetly a dumb bell wasn't it the "Bard" his self that said a coward dies a hole bunch o' times, but the brave guy dyes once; course now he was quoting Julius Caesar who I have it on good authority was one of his roomies back in the hood. While on this train of hokeyisms let me just say prior to the next stop, that I personally enjoy being able to pretty much come and go and say whats on my mind, and yes things are far from perfect and no I haven't done a much to make it better, the thing is, I'm free and I am thankful and no amount of money could entice me to trade it. Next stop, where that coat?

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Scott
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Why?

A Navy Seal like any member of the military offers themselves as the sacrificial element required to fulfil the MISSION; done within the framework of your Country you are a Patriot, outside of that your an idiot.

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Teacher's head explodes due to Wi-Fi, mobe radiation

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Coat

Umm...April Fools?

My coat just burst into flames!

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Transgender man prepares to give birth

Scott
Coat

Wait for me

I don't have a comment about the story, it's just since everyone else had one that I felt lonely.

I'm leaving now.

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Wombat rape ordeal turns NZ man Australian

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What a bum!

I hope the wombat didn't suffer any injuries in this needless tragedy.

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UK's biggest meteorite impact rocked Scotland

Scott
Paris Hilton

Remember to forget

The sound of all their voices echoed down through eternity; Serves those dumb squatters right! This is just the beginning of the end hhrrmmpphhh! who did those bacteria think they were anyway! an amoeba or something!?!

PH because who else?

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AJAX patent threat to giants under the hammer

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Friend of the Court

In support of the argument against this patent, large legal departments will bring every possible action they can against it. Eventually those with deep enough pockets to support them will "win" the others will be held in legal ransom they cannot pay. The sad truth is many formerly productive, growing companies discover patent mining and enforcement (a term I use loosely)is a wonderful way to make money without producing a product and it's associated liabilities. Many people are surprised to learn that those big towering corporate headquarters are filled with patent attornies.

Imagine icon of me hanging a moon

over there next to coat rack.

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British youths think Churchill went to moon

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Paris Hilton

What's a moon?

One of the greatest minds of the last Millenium; I suspect his foresight into what matters preserved more then a nation. If Walt Disney wasn't so busy spinning in his grave he'd grab more then a couple of throats...What were the other questions on this "test"?

Why can't I select more then one of these things?!?

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Adobe pulls bug-riddled Photoshop update

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Coat

Adobespeak?

My foray into the abyss (Adobe) began innocently with the product bundled with a Umax Powerlook 2000 scanner (bless her heart) Photoshop Ver. No.3.....yep, thats right! that was so long ago when you picked up your land line and called for help an actual human answered the phone after 3 rings who in turn spoke in a clear english...well maybe not english she was american, voice asked if I was using the Mac version. When I said windoughs 95 she explained through apologies for the Buggy nature of the porting and they were working on an update...Which was a LOT nicer then I was treated for asking Minolta why the RD-175 digital camera software would give me a blue screen notice telling me the 386 kernal sprout died.. Well I've got to toddle off to brisk game of shuffle board, where is that coat? oh! sorry I'm still wearing it.

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IBM dreams of optical chips with tiny light pulse device

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Coat

Eye can't c

My browser never lets me c the pictures so will that optical "thingy" that shaves 4000 angels @ a time have 4000 blades? and what happens to all the shavings?and...........sorry, mine is the one with coffee all over it.

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Why you should care that Jimmy Wales ignores reality

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Paris Hilton

Buy bye,

As the internet becomes completely irrelevent as a useful tool i.e. search engines? ya, sure they are, it pleases me to see the Emperor,Great Wizard, etc.etc. standing behind the curtain is some self serving snippet of what filled the Moors ditch. Before the word "content" was transformed into meaning "bells and whistles" web sites apoligised for adverstisements or GFB the popup! Soon the Internet will be Televison.

Paris=the sixth word above

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DARPA seeks $750m for hypersonic roboplane testbed

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Black Helicopters

Hey look over there!

Of course the Aurora's development is not exactly published like Intel's road map for processors is; what do you want them to say it's for?

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Boffins: Antimatter comes from black holes, neutron stars

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Paris Hilton

I want to be first!

So then this is about "snatching" ?!? P.H.? angle?

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Mass web infection leaves researcher scratching her head

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HMRC mislays 1.5kg of Bolivian marching powder

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Boffin

This reminds me

Wasn't there a monkey that chased a weasle?

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Space brains resign over efforts to attract ET attention

Scott
Paris Hilton

Eye,aye......

Rules are always broken. That energy can wiz or wobble about my noggin until a concept or realization developes AND it can be explained to conclusion doesn't mean a damn thing. Until the blinders are pulled back and we allow ourselves to see the bigger picture nothing changes except our ignorance.

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Megan's Law snafu fingered in rapist's murder

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FINGER it out

So it's not good to be a rapist of any one, of any age. Might get your name published in a list that some "Sick-O" parent will see, and kill ya.

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AMD anoints Accelerated Computing chief

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Annointed Chief Makes Claim

AMD's newly "annointed" Accelerated Computing Chiefs first announcement herald's AMD's GPU/CPU operating at the unheard of speed 1239.532 googalplex. In a related story it's reported all the GPU/CPU processing speed is required in order to count it's clock cycles.

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Rosetta spies nightlife on our sleeping planet

Scott

If you squint and cross your eye's while looking at this....

You'll look pretty darn silly! and it still looks like bird poop on the windshield.

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Chinese boffins in copper nanotubes acronym outrage

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Coat

Gosh Doggy!

So if I can discover the "next" element and name it and then make nano tubes I can have a VULVA! I'll be in the lab...

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Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

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Paris Titilates Rawandans, Engulfs Japanese.

Japanese scientists clone Paris Hilton every Country on Earth to receive Goodwill Ambassador; )

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