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15 posts • joined Tuesday 6th November 2007 01:07 GMT

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

Good to know...

I'll make sure to get high off some other dealer's supply.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

New spin on an old prank?

I guess this is the new burning paper bag with poop in it.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson
Meh

Another roll of the dice?

What's an extra few million in lawyers fees if you can try again for that billion dollar jackpot...

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson
Unhappy

Well this is certainly a blue ball moment...

Now we will never know if Intel was giving discounts to OEMs for not using AMD chips.

Unless of course Intel begins or continues the practice after this agreement...

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson
Grenade

Re: It's the lies that are the problem

It's not "many" Americans, just the loud assholes. They are a small minority, albeit an VERY vocal one. It's still entertaining to watch though, like watching a man hit himself in the nut with a hammer while he is complaining nobody is doing anything about it.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson
Black Helicopters

It's a magic show

Something tells me that someone sneaked in and entered "password" on the computer with the fancy do-dads while the cameraman slowly walked and typed on the computer in the other room.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

clown car?

He wouldn't happen to be a teacher at a clown college would he?

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

I say...

we just give Dave and Jon each a 5th of whiskey and toss them into an arena with miscellaneous blunt objects before this devolves into some boring Peewee Herman-like "I know you are but what am I!" crybaby fest.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson
Unhappy

new banned worf for El Reg

'Fanboi"

Seriously. If this keeps up we will all start spelling like an AOL chatroom full of 12 year olds.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson
Jobs Horns

@lemme guess

iFail.

The Nokia nGage has the support of EA behind it and it flopped miserably.

Hmmm... inGage?

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson
Happy

Let's have the government help.

We just need to convince lawmakers that only basement dwelling nerds who would even know what IPv6 is look at porn and "force" all porn sites to use IPv6.

By the end of the year, 95% of the internet will be using IPv6. The elected mouth breathers get their feel good "thinking of the children" law and we get a slightly less goofy network protocol.

Everybody Wins!... sort of.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson
Thumb Up

Awsome!

Now we can have some high tech homeless people now!

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson
Unhappy

@ Good!

What's the matter Dana? Did they make fun of your furry balloon fetish webcomic?

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

@ Seriously

Wiis do in fact have a fan. A quiet one, but a fan none the less.

Smitty Werben Jueger Man Jenson

@ Err....

I think the "unspecified hacking techniques" are what the police say when they couldn't find the flashy graphical hacking programs they see in movies.