203 posts • joined Tuesday 30th October 2007 13:26 GMT
That's most of the History curriculum b*ggered, then...
Example from https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/national-curriculum-in-england-history-programmes-of-study/national-curriculum-in-england-history-programmes-of-study
*the development of Church, state and society in Britain 1509-1745*
Renaissance and Reformation in Europe
the English Reformation and Counter-Reformation (Henry VIII to Mary I)
the Elizabethan religious settlement and conflict with Catholics (including Scotland, Spain and Ireland)
the first colony in America and first contact with India
the causes and events of the civil wars throughout Britain
the Interregnum (including Cromwell in Ireland)
the Restoration, ‘Glorious Revolution’ and power of Parliament
the Act of Union of 1707, the Hanoverian succession and the Jacobite rebellions of 1715 and 1745
Try researching that lot with the filters for weaponry, racially insensitive language, political bias, religious intolerance and sexual misconduct switched on...
"It's all a ploy from Cardiff"
And hence the pavement outside our exchange, in a small (pop 2,100) market town in mid-Wales is already marked up for DSLAM and PCP cabinets, due for deployment in March next year according to the rather lovely map at http://www.superfast-cymru.com/where-and-when
Yes, the rollout of FTTC in Wales required a bung of £200 million to BT (http://wales.gov.uk/newsroom/businessandeconomy/2012/6778963/?lang=en), but the same would only buy rather less than 2 miles of HS2 or about 2% of an Olympic Games, and I know which will affect my household more...
Re: Reality Vs. 3 billion.
"...reality will come crushing down..."
Like the reality that, out of the 350 million images A DAY they claim are flowing through their servers, a fairly massive number are highly likely to be illegal in most jurisdictions, and sooner or later some publicity-seeking politico is going to go for the obvious headline...
"with a more recent increase in trips to Wales"
Llanfairfach, 1973, "The Green Death"
Jon Pertwee, the Brigadier, Giant Maggots...
First episode to actually scare me sh*tless (or so I'm told; I was only 4 at the time)
Re: I have a question for these morality crusaders.....
Happily, TV has also taught us that almost any crime, no matter how convoluted or how long ago it was committed, can be solved in less than an hour* by using a montage sequence / holographic reconstruction / 'reformed' serial killer / psychic consultant or almost anyone with OCD.
(*except in Scandinavia, where it takes approximately forever, but with better backing music)
Not just cultural; there was a lovely interview on Radio 4 about a decade ago where an RAF pilot was struggling to reconcile his flying missions over Iraq to protect Kurds (the 'no-fly-zone', if you remember) from the same airbase where Turks were flying to cluster-bomb them (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurdish%E2%80%93Turkish_conflict).
Turkey also still fails to recognise the Armenian Genocide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_Genocide), the event which the word 'genocide' itself was created to describe...
Re: TV is Already Bad Enough, Even Apple Cannot Make It Worse
I don't get all this TV-hatred. Why not choose to watch things you like (for me, almost any BBC2 popular-music documentary or BBC4 history programme, for example, which, together with Radio 4, entirely justifies the 40p that the Beeb costs our household a day), and ignore the rest as just not being to your taste?
Multi-channel television is like food; consume the bits you enjoy and don't wander round the supermarket complaining about all the other stuff* on the shelves, 'cos that makes you look like a nutter.
* such as anchovies. and peanut butter. and relish. and prawns. and those olives that have those bits of pepper in (I mean; why do they even do that?). and bovril. and coleslaw.
and if we're doing quotes, '"don't get high off your own supply" goes back at least as far as '83, in 'Scarface'
Frank: "Lesson number one: Don't underestimate... the other guy's greed!"
Elvira: "Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply. Of course, not everyone follows the rules... "
Can't think what they were referring to, though, as no-one could buy drugs before Tor/Bitcoin, could they?
Re: Stupid design
Damn right; an unbelievably bad form factor to house an external drive, and one which leaves it absolutely guaranteed to terminaly malfunction if knocked over while spinning (I've had three brought to me after such an occurance). Despite this, they are almost always to be seen balanced on their thin end just inches from the owners mouse-hand. For a designer to look at something with the shape and mass of a 3.5" HDD and then choose to box it like this almost beggars belief (and the new case seems to have 'feet' on the narrow end, just make it even more likely that it will be orientated in its most vulnerable position). Outstanding...
Probably not Flash, but may well have been Shockwave; the full version of the installer STILL installs other software by default (either Norton Security Scan or Chrome at the moment, but it varies over time).
Re: I'm setting up a rival service!
"intimate details of your sordid sex life"
Isn't that what Tumblr is for?
"So are they saying here 1-in-5 applicants knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who once went to a radical Mosque somewhere?"
Presumably particularly true if you're trying to recruit young male Muslims, who by definition would be the most useful assets to acquire. Kind of like trying to sign up young male Catholics in Belfast or Derry during the '80s and then rejecting everyone who ever lived in the same street as / went to school with / was related to a Provo...
"if we get a generation where everyone has naked pictures of themselves floating around the internet then perhaps we won't get quite so hung up about nudity"
except that quite a lot of that generation are under 16 when they take those pictures, which potentially makes the 'producers and distributors' and anyone 'in possession' of them guilty of very serious offences...
Re: I'd quite like a WiiU, for the kids,
"...for the kids..."
And there's the problem; "kids", plural. The great thing about multiplayer on the original Wii was that each kid could have access to an identical (and not ruinously expensive) controller. With the U, Nintendo lost that selling point and left parents like us imagining the fights which would ensue over who gets their hands on the 'real' Gamepad, and who just gets 'the stupid sticks'. Add in the fear that the (very expensive) pad would get broken in one of said fights, and you end up with a 'family' console which only looks suitable for adults...
Yup; it's all about easy and cheap remote-controlled internet consumption on that big, non-SMART, living room screen (i.e. whatever was £399 from Argos/Tesco at the time).
"For those few homes without a laptop next to the TV, and there aren't many left... then yes, there's a convenience factor.".
Really? I've NEVER been in a British family living room where a laptop was plugged into a TV, but then perhaps Andrew and I inhabit rather different social circles. Sky / Freeview box and DVD or VCR (remember those?), certainly, XBox/PS3/Wii probaby (though often relegated upstairs), BluRay or PVR possibly, but never a laptop. Even now many typical cheap lappies don't do HDMI-out, or don't have the welly to drive a big display if they do, and anyway, the Sky remotes don't work on them and who wants that kind of extra exercise? It's a long way from the sofa...
At least the GoogleDongle (tm) works by talking to an app on a phone which a lot of people already own and use. I'll be tempted myself, once our lovely SCART-only CRT finally accelerates its last electron into a phosphorescent layer (try and tell the young people today that and they won't believe you).
Re: Make VPNs legal?
"Those recommendations suggest Australia:
Educate Australian consumers and businesses on how to circumvent geoblocking and what it will mean for their rights"
such as the 'right' to bypass that pesky Government-mandated pr0n filter the Aussies seem so keen on?
(a definite candidate for nomination in this years Claire Perry award for Clear Logic On Technology)
Re: Children are getting far more access to pornography ... and it's not doing them any good at all
Well, when I was a teenager, porn was either softcore UK magazines, the occasional smuggled A5 glossy (always handy for French and Germany vocabulary practice) and, later, grainy VHS of assorted Europeans weeing on each other, which we assumed was a cultural tradition of some kind and may have explained the failure of town-twinning schemes throughout the 80's. Now our intertubes can deliver Brazilian transsexuals fellating ponies at 16Mb/s to screens which can be held in one hand, I think we can safely assume that (outside of certain Dutch retail outlets) there's at least the potential for rather wider availability and variety in most homes than in those days.
As to the harm it's doing, I think that's probably harder to say, but at the very least we're setting up future generations of boys with largely unrealistic expectations, possible inferiority complexes and likely lower fertility rates owing to confusion about what gets inserted where. I'm rather more worried about the effect on the girls though, as they're the ones who are going to have to explain the difference between fantasies acted by professionals and the emotions involved in real-life interactions to those (often quite literally) misguided males...
Re: There is an upside
"Parents will NEVER be able to stop teenage boys insatiable desire for pron."
Very true. What they WILL need to do, however, is have an even more tricky conversation than our parents did with us. Never mind the 'birds and bees', it will have to cover one birds two bees, bi-bees, older birds with younger bees, BILFS, beehiving...
Or possibly something on the lines of; "Son; it's entertainment, and frankly the chances of you ever finding anyone who will actually do that sort of thing with you are rather less than finding an articulated lorry that will turn into a giant sword-wielding robot. Sorry about that. Now go wash your hands."
Re: I like how they state .....
and in the first instance, the convicted person had a recording of a segment from "The Last House on the Left", presumably recorded via Sky (judging by the reference to "when it was repeated on the +1 channel" made during the case).
"As the 47-year-old was found guilty of April’s abduction and murder, it can be disclosed that when police first searched his cottage last year they discovered he had recorded the rape scene from the 2009 remake of The Last House On The Left.
Bridger, from Ceinws, who hoarded hundreds of images of child pornography, recorded the scene where a young teenage girl is raped by a leader of a gang in front of his gang-mates, who hold the victim down while she is attacked.
He recorded the same scene a second time when it was repeated on the +1 channel an hour later.
Bridger’s own barrister Brendan Kelly QC described the scene as ‘distressing’, while prosecutor Elwen Evans QC dubbed it ‘significant’ for the case.
She said Bridger had watched the rape scene ‘not long before’ whatever happened to April.
April’s body has never been found, despite the largest search operation in the history of British policing.
‘This is not just the playing of a rape scene on television,’ she said during the five-week trial. ’That particular rape scene had been recorded twice. A deliberate action to capture the most distressing aspect.’
A major corporation allowing subscribers to choose to view violent sexual content in their homes? Perhaps Mr Cameron should
"...lay down the law after taking charge of a drive to end the stream of vile and extremist material...". His intervention is in response to a campaign by The Sun to halt the flow of filth.'
Now, if only Number 10 knew someone who had some influence at BSkyB...
Re: No need to ban porn
Surely "knee jerking" will be on the filter list too?
"can you imagine the planning permission headaches with this"
Given that yesterdays meeja was also covering an apparently seriously proposal to permit a private company to compulsory-purchase and demolish a minimum of hundreds, and perhaps even thousands of homes for an airport expansion, I shouldn't think planning controls would be a huge obstacle to a strategic defence project...
Re: It's not DNS
Does "Home made burm" trigger the filter for terrorism, or pr0n?
Re: DNS look up
Yup - last couple of generations of BT Homehub haven't had DNS as a user-available option, even under 'Advanced' settings, for at least 2 years:
"With regard to the way we work with DNS, for security reasons the Home Hub will not allow its DNS gateway address to be changed" - BTCare Community Mod (dated June 2011)
Re: Revolutionise what?
Just you wait; PRISM is due to uncover the location of the Al-Qaeda Navy any day now
(right after the NSA is done choosing the coolest fly-in transitions for their PowerPoint slides)
Re: Here we go..
"why the Internet is some special case that shouldn't be covered by "real world" laws is something I just don't understand"
But "child porn and hate speech" are culturally defined, NOT global absolutes, and the Internet is, well, global, so which "real world" laws" do we apply?
What the UK defines as "hate speech" is constitutionally protected in the USA. Images defined as "child porn" in the UK are available in Japanese news agents. Meanwhile Sky broadcasts films which end up fuelling murder (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2332571/April-Jones-murder-Mark-Bridger-watched-violent-slasher-film-rape-scene-obsessed-child-porn.html) but apparently that's OK because it wasn't viewed via the interweb...
I don't know how this all gets dealt with, but simplistic thinking doesn't help.
(Sorry about using the DM URL there; the same story was in all the others, but it's always worth it to bring up the sidebar of shame alongside whatever issue they are currently being disgusted by)
Re: What about the apps?
I'm assuming this will have the on-the-fly binary translation
'cept where this doesn't work. I'm typing this on my San Diego, but I'm having to use Dolphin instead of Chrome because G00gle borked Chrome on Intel Android with their last release and it hasn't worked since, and the iPlayer app has never worked at all...
Nice phone though, and a corker for £100 PAYG.
Re: "tumblr"? What's that?
I quite admire Tumblr in its dedication to return the World Wide Web to its original intended purpose, which was, of course, the acquisition, cataloguing and dissemination of lovingly curated collections of pr0n.
Or so I've heard, anyway...
Re: The politicians love this
" I'd prefer them to use one of these rather than a $100 handgun they buy from a street gang."
Or a legally-held Bushmaster taken from home at no cost.
The whole 'printable-gun' outrage is pure diversion from the simple truth that all the mass shootings in the US (and historically in the UK too), have been carried out using conventional commercial weapons, usually legally acquired by either the perpetrator or a relative (see the list at http://www.nycrimecommission.org/initiative1-shootings.php)
We can reasonably assume that not many of the other 14,000+ firearms-related homicides in the US in an average year were committed using a downloaded weapon, either...
Re: Trumpet Winsock
"the delicious sound of your modem beeping, screeching, wailing"
As I recall, the wailing was mostly that of the user when someone picked up another phone somewhere in the house, usually many minutes into the download of a whole megabyte...
Re: Standard TV Sucks
Slightly embarrassed to admit that it took me a while to notice that every episode of "24" was actually only about 48 minutes long when watched via Netflix. I guess "19 Hours 12 Minutes" would have been a less snappy title...
*edited to replace maths fail*
Re: Video conferencing?
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Re: Fingers crossed...
"the norks are crazy as a bag of frogs"
Way, way crazier than that. Try the translated output of the Korean Central News Agency, available daily at http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
"The responsibility for this grave situation entirely rests with the U.S. Administration and military warmongers keen to encroach upon the DPRK's sovereignty and bring down its dignified social system with brigandish logic... We formally inform the White House and Pentagon that the ever-escalating U.S. hostile policy toward the DPRK and its reckless nuclear threat will be smashed by the strong will of all the united service personnel and people and cutting-edge smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear strike means of the DPRK and that the merciless operation of its revolutionary armed forces in this regard has been finally examined and ratified."
In the same bulletin:
"In such numbers as female quintet "On High Hills and Rough Roads in This Land", male solo "We Will Never Forget" and dialogic poem "Daily Increasing Pleasure of the People" the performers sang high praises of the boundless reverence for Kim Jong Il, who pursued the original Songun politics, leading the army and people to victory and demonstrating the dignity and might of the country.
Some numbers gave audience deep impression as they helped the audience look back upon with deep emotion the life-long devotion made by the Generalissimos who dedicated themselves to the country and the people as well as the loyalty and persevering fighting traits displayed by the preceding generation.
In numbers like mixed chorus "Masters of This Land Say" and female solo "People Are Always Single-mindedly United" the performers sang of the ardent reverence for the dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un and reflected the will of officials of the Union of Agricultural Workers of Korea and agricultural workers to devote their all to the prosperity of the country true to his leadership. "
Probably not available on iTunes, sadly.
Where do I sign up?
"this review will no doubt draw the usual flak from libertarian yahoos who seem to object on principle to any product even partly inspired by the need to try to reduce the all too obvious causes of climate change"
For that line alone, sir, a beer.
Re: What is so compelling?
"Sure it has a lot of sensors"
Still missing, though, are the breathalyzer, mass-spectrometer (for avoiding that Ben Fogle spiked drink moment, with secondary use as a coke/ketamine/ecstasy quality tester ), and (to tie up with certain 'specialist' apps) a penile turgidity cuff fitting; after all, the damn things have vibrated for years...
Samsung please note; I'd prefer $s to Wons.
I've had the frustrating experience of TWICE moving into new-build properties and have BT insist that the buildings postcode does not exist when I've tried to have a shiny BT-branded master socket enabled with a telephone circuit. Makes you wonder how their engineers managed to find the place in order to screw the sockets to the walls.
Re: Not one but two
We had a very nice but extremely stressed OR engineer arrive for a mid-morning job in Machynlleth, mid-Wales. His next appointment (as dictated by the master 'puter at Openreach) was in Oswestry (50 miles east, 1.5 hours driving time if roads are clear, 3+ hours with roadworks, tractors, caravans, wind-turbine transporters and straying sheep), and the one after that was in Barmouth (60 miles west from Oswestry, 30 north from Machynlleth). Even before he left us, there was clearly no way the third job was going to be possible before that customers site closed, but there was apparently no way to change his pre-set schedule to visit them first, then head east and finally return to base after office hours. All OR's estimated travel-to-site times are apparently based on a 'national average', which round here is about as useful as a 4G handset down a slate mine...
Re: Interesting times ahead
And, most importantly, will it have Half-Life 3 (or possibly HL2Ep3) bundled as an exclusive?
That way they might sell more than a handful of the things...
Re: "vandalism of government property"
For those (hopefully) few Reg readers who don't know it already, can I direct you to the masterwork that is 'Watchbird' by Robert Sheckley?
Should be required reading for all those in the drone/robot/AI business...
Re: @ Tim Jenkins
Only when my Steam games all run on it ; )
But seriously, my reply was to a post pointing out that Microsoft inflicts hundreds of millions of potential (or actual) botnetted PCs on the world because of their refusal to patch 'illegal' installations of XP. If, (as I suspect) most of the owners of 'legal' XP SP3s are unlikely to wipe-and-reinstall with a free operating system or Windows 8 (no application or settings migration from XP to Win8, remember?) come April 2014, this 'dirty' pool will only grow larger until natural attrition finally kills off the last of the XP hardware, which could take a while*.
*My 'best' XP box is a 4GB 2Ghz Core2Duo Thinkpad, very low mileage and about 4 years old, but running a 13 year old OS because it's an ex 'business' model and shipped with licence downgrade rights from Vista. I'd fully expect it to last another 4 years, but the OS effectively self-destructs in about 420 days...
Re: Microsoft should change their policies a little bit IMO...
Not to mention the April 8, 2014 end of support for all those perfectly legal, fully patched and completely functional XP SP3 boxes out there (three in my house alone), which will then be wide open to the "all-but-inevitable attacks criminals will unleash against the OS once the flow of patches ceases." (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/04/07/windows_xp_two_years_until_support_ends/)
Re: If your names not down your not coming in..
"...one nuclear power station provides as much power as 3,200 industrial wind turbines, without the environmental damage..."
Mind you, the ex-residents of Pripyat and Fukushima Prefecture may have a different opinion...
Not such a good thing if FTC arrives in your area. Being close to the exchange makes it more likely you're on a pair coming from the exchange itself rather than a nice upgradable green cabinet (BT refer to this as an 'exchange only' line), which means your only hope of better than ADSL2+ is FTTP that may well not be on offer. Apparently something like ten percent of all households are likely to be in this situation, and it's emerging as a major issue in the whole scheme.
Also worth noting that this generous offer is for their 'Option 1' broadband product which has a 10GB pcm volume limit and £5 / 5GB 'excess use' charge, but you'd have to refer to their website to discover that 'feature' as there's no mention (aside from the product name) on the multiple mailshots we've had promoting it. At our current household rate of data consumption, that defines 'free' as about £35 data + £10 line rental pcm...
Re: Reg hack uses site to raise beef with BT?
With a little digging online, you can find a Qwest (American ISP) firmware for the HGV2700 that runs more stable than the BT-stock and gives you US-strength wireless too. Be aware, though, that these 2-Wire units have a known issue (which I can confirm from personal experience) of failing to download single files of 2GB+ in size.
Not so dusty
The Wii attached to our 12-year-old TV (by component leads) is our main media consumption device; the kids use it for iPlayer and me and the Mrs are currently watching Breaking Bad S4 at one a night via Netflix , having just got through all the available Sons of Anarchy (even the completely bogus Oirish episodes). After that, I fancy Californication, and then perhaps Skins. In fact, now she's not zombied out in front of Downton, I don't think either of us has watched any 'broadcast' television for ages, and if it wasn't for Juniors Cartoon Network addiction we could probably do away with the Sky subs altogether.
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