* Posts by kissingthecarpet

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Google cracks open Android's closed development

kissingthecarpet
Linux

Could they do a 'Fedora'

& have a bleeding edge community OS that no phone maker would use, but I could download & install it on my phone? Are there any FLOSS phone OS's in existence now?

Nokia latest to feel wrath of Jobs

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Headmaster

Achilles heel

That is all

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Jobs Horns

Let's see

an independent/disinterested 3rd-party testing various similar phones. So far it's all just PR

NZ government makes software 'unpatentable' (for now)

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The obvious choice

Software being unpatentable is the normal, obvious way to go. Software patents are a crazy idea. They're the sort of thing the Mafia would invent - only a country like the US would adopt them. I cannot see how patenting software enhances innovation or competition, in fact it has a chilling effect - look at all the FUD surrounding GNU/Linux.

The worst thing about them is that, contrary to what some posters seem to believe, its not about patenting an application & its specific source code(copyright & licensing protects that). Software patents can be for say "a method of updating computers over a network" or something vaguer than that. You don't have to write a line of source code.

Its just a scam.

Vista-hating Microsoft throws poo at Apple's iPhone 4

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Gates Horns

I expect

Darth Vader didn't have one either.

Computer grads can't even get jobs offering personal services

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Flame

Rubbish

Your comments are not even true. A decent CS grad will have spent most of their time learning to program, or learning about the algorithms behind the code. Are you trying to claim that most programmers are not CS grads? The course you're describing sounds like some dodgy post-grad "How to be an IT manager" crap or something.....

The Reg guide to Linux, part 3

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Happy

How very,very true

I quote "APT, is the best, ... It makes Control Panel | Add and Remove Programs look like a sharpened rock tied to a stick."

I LOL'd.

Debian FTW

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Linux

Steam is coming to Linux

Steam & (AFAIK) associated games are being or have been ported to GNU/Linux. I think the release is imminent

Terror data handover seriously flawed

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Unhappy

2 Things

One - What do you mean by the "begging question" - are you one of those half-literate types who think "begs the question" means "ask the question" ?

Two - Re: "Too right" etc - I refer you to Pastor Martin Niemöller's famous quotation . Google it if you've never heard of him.

Sun slips nips onto iPad

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FAIL

Why an age restiction?

The Sun says its a *Family* newspaper, I thought. I'm sure Mums everywhere love it when their 10 year old open the Sun & says "Look at the tits on that!" (Note: in Sun world all women are "it" or "that" never "her" or "she")

Steve Jobs fears Nation of Bloggers

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Headmaster

Can't remember that last time

I saw "peddling" spelt correctly on the net - its always "pedaling" as in bike. I feel it shows the user of the word isn't sure about the meaning of it.

Computing smart-scope gunsight for US snipers

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Headmaster

Thank you

for not writing "begs the question" as so many would have(and do)

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FAIL

Armchair generals

are rather sad people in my experience. You killed anyone recently, PirateSucker, eh? Because you must be a sniper judging by your closing remark.

Supported the last Iraq debacle too, didn't you?

Your remark about "The Middle East" for example - the UK & US have been "befriending" Saudi Arabia for decades - a country exactly like the one you describe, so why haven't we adopted their ideas yet? For the same reason they haven't adopted ours - they're not us & we're not them. Do you really think that "we" declared war on Germany in '39 because they were " being thoroughly unpleasant and murderous"? No, "we" declared war on them because of international treaties(same as WW1). If they'd stuck to being "unpleasant" to countries that weren't in any treaties or not worth cash to us, then "we'd" have done bugger all (like the US did until their interests were threatened - if they'd had a more right-wing pres at the time, we'd probably be speaking German now)

Remember when "we" loved Saddam Hussein? Until he thought that "us" not doing anything about his murderous genocidal activities meant that he could invade Kuwait. Or how about Darfur?

"We" do 1) most of the time, except when "we're" forced to do something.

Mozilla and Opera call for Google open codec in HTML5 spec

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Headmaster

Nobody suggested that

in the article -did they? . Before you read between the lines, read the lines :-)

'Draw Mohammed' page removed from Facebook

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FAIL

Grow some balls

At least use a nick, AC (note the last word of your adopted name)

Make Isle of Man drugs paradise, says Jagger

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Pirate

Funny place to try that

because the IoM has an infamously draconian attitude to drugs, even raiding teenage parties on the off-chance of a spliff being smoked(see Private Eye back issues)

Google open sources $124.6m video codec

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Happy

Big PR Win

Surely the PR must be almost worth the money, & after all they did get On2 for the cash, not just 1 codec. Also Google make so much money already they don't have to make a cash profit on everything they do. There are other ways to run a business than Ballmer's

Shock! Facebook cycle-slut smutvid is adware front

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Headmaster

Took me a while

to work out what "tackers" were. Must try harder (C-)

Exam board deletes C and PHP from CompSci A-levels

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WTF?

TRWTF

As they say on thedailywtf.com when faced with an example of bad VB - "The real WTF is that they used VB"

Pascal - Yes

VB - NoNoNoNo

SAP buys Sybase - but why?

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Gates Horns

MS SQL Server

Perhaps worth pointing out that MS's SQL Server was based on Sybase's own database & they still share a lot of similarities in SQL syntax,underlying architecture & internal protocols. Their versions of SQL are both called T-SQL(Transact SQL). Owning a cross-platform pet enterprise quality SQL DB (that has lots of Java support) , will surely reduce their reliance on MS, improve optimisation & integration & give them a bigger profit margin to play with, if their customers aren't put off by the "not MS" tag.

So maybe it's about MS as much as Oracle - I'm no expert though, so all this is probably rubbish

City Police still using Terror Act to bother photographers

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Unhappy

What makes you think

he'll get any money? Don't be daft. He'll be lucky not to get his house raided & his computers nicked

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Terminator

I'm suprised

you didn't also come out with "one bad apple..." etc. You a pig then? Or got a relative who's in the filth. If not, does the sight of a copper's truncheon give you the horn? At best they are a necessary evil.

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FAIL

If anyone here

thinks the cops will get better under a Tory govt must be too young or stupid to remember the last lot. The cops will get a lot worse before they get better. Tories think cops can do no wrong & that the sun shines out of their large & spotty arses. If this isn't you & you voted for them, you've been mugged.

Election losers? Our clapped-out parties

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Unhappy

Its obvious

that the public's political views are far more diverse than they were in say, the 50's/60's, when Labour v Tory really meant something, the Unions were large & powerful & the Tories were people like Home the Skullman. Proportional voting of one form or another is the only way to re-engage with politics. Many smaller parties deserve some seats, and the big two need their wings clipped. For all the Tories supposed hatred of big govt. they still like the idea of "strong" govt. which is exacly the same in reality. Consensus needs to be forced upon the political class, as the only way they'll ever get anything done. Also a multitude of views would break down media influence, as politics would become more about issues, than tribal support.

The problem now is that the public don't fit into a handy box. Most people are a mixture of left & right wing.views. New Tory have tried to come off fiscally conservative & socially liberal, no doubt a popular stance - but they're not really - Back To Basics, here we come (again) - in fact I fear that for many people, the Tories will actually be a distillation of the worst of New Labour & Old Tory. Ugh!

Microsoft defends death of free video in IE 9

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Flame

Software Patents

one of the most stupid & potentially dangerous ideas ever conceived. Patenting software is identical to patenting mathematical concepts. If they appear at all workable, its because the software industry is in its infancy. Their wholly negative effects are now emerging.

Microsoft's Linux patent bingo hits Google's Android

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FAIL

Just shows how software patents

are just a way for lawyers to buy Ferraris. Only in America.....

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FAIL

So

judging by your nick, you are a supporter of a political position that originated in nineteenth-century Britain in opposition to proposals for the disestablishment of the Church of England, that is, to remove the Anglican Church's status as the state church of England, Ireland and Wales.

And I thought my nick was a bit silly

Netherlands raises €2.7m on 2.6GHz

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WTF?

The price paid for 3G was

100% insane. AFAIK there was no minimum bid (though I know next to nothing about the process), I just can't understand why they all bid so much.

Boobquake fails to destroy planet

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Have a look at her blog as well

e.g. The thing about the Christian anti-porn rally was entertaining

Jobsian drones shackle gamer with 'lifetime' iPad ban

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Terminator

I haven't seen one of his posts for ages

There's a sad wannabe who calls himself aManFromMars1 who posts sometimes, but I ain't seen the real thing for months now. If I'm wrong & that's really him, then he's gone way downhill

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Oh dear

It is the same guy - what a pity......

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Jobs Horns

It's widely believed

that one has a "right" to buy something from a seller. Some years ago (OK, many years ago) I worked in a garage when there was a tanker driver's strike. The proprietors issued 'regular' customers with a card so they could buy petrol, but refused passing trade. Loads of non-regulars went mental when I told them they couldn't have any petrol. They all said "You can't do this, it's not legal, I've got a right to buy petrol if I want" - they just didn't get the idea that the petrol belonged to the garage & if they didn't want to sell it, they didn't have to.

I must admit it was pretty funny saying 'No' to them & watching them get their knickers in a twist ( I was 15)

Broadband boss: 'The end of freeloading is nigh'

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Terminator

Isn't BT's crap infrastructure

the fault of old Thatchler. I was under the impression that BT offered to fibre the whole of the UK in exchange for a monopoly for a few years, but she told them No. Throughout the Tory 80's & 90's they were too interested in making a quick buck, instead of investment in infrastructure.

(Icon = Tebbit)

eBay shill bid scammer convicted

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FAIL

What an idiot

If one is going to do that, surely one would a) use a different internet connection if possible, and b) not use a nick that contained the same name( probably best to pose as a different sex).

Difficult to detect then, I would think - unless I'm being stupid & missing some obvious flaw in my reasoning.

Man coughs to sex with donkey and horse

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Don't think we have them

Statute of Limitation is a US thing I think. In the UK there's no time limit AFAIK.

This reminds me of the case where this guy was shagging a goat in a field near a railway line, and a train came along & stopped right opposite him. "Mummy, what's that man doing?"

He was quoted as saying "I don't know what my mates are going to say" like anyone would admit to knowing him after that.

Tory £12bn public sector cuts proposal would claim IT scalps

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Grenade

Best we can hope for is a hung parliament

Literally.

Microsoft roasted for Office 2010 standards FAIL

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Gates Horns

Even if

they won't remove it, they surely could suspend it or similar. The whole OOXML affair has to be one of the most pathetically obvious MS dodgy schemes they've ever hatched. The mob who run the Office business unit are still on the EEE's * it appears

* Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

MS sees Windows 7 leap, but XP workhorse refuses to die

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Gates Horns

and don't forget

the guy who says he's using the private browsing feature to buy his wife a present - yeah,right.

Although maybe his wife likes the same porn or sex toys as he does - although looking at him, he's probably into something scary.... like something unspeakable involving Steve Ballmer and a chair

Mammoth patent troll holder snags smartphone threat

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Stop

Broken?

a) Do you really expect all journos at a news outlet to have a unified line? I don't want or expect that to happen

b) Don't misuse the word "schizophrenia" again. It doesn't mean "split personality", its a horrible, debilitating mental illness, that's about as funny as carcinoma of the brain, i.e not very

MSI tells 97,000 customers to 'Read The F***ing Manual'

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Headmaster

Shibboleths?

I do not think the word means what you think it means(look it up), and why did you spell existent correctly & then apologise & misspell it.

Actually, I'm a Grammar Revolutionary Communist - we're always having streetfights with the Grammar Nazis

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Headmaster

Not Nationwide, not the 70's

It was a Panorama report , broadcast on April 1st 1957. It was a big deal at the time, because in 1957, no-one had done TV april fools jokes. Especially on an authoritative (at the time) programme like Panorama, which was presented by Richard (father of David & Richard) Dimbleby, who was a current affairs god in those days, and believed 100%.

'spaghetti tree hoax' gave me over 5000 hits on Google.

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Headmaster

Whilst true

your example is rubbish. RTFM is not a abbreviated word, is it? Its a *phrase* which hasn't been abbreviated to RdThFckngManl like your example.

A better example would be say TCP for Transmission Control Protocol.

An acronym has to spell another word from the initials, like say LASER for example, which I think was the point you were failing to make

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Exactly

"Outsource all their thinking to support" - spot on. We support some people like this, although they don't usually do it again if they have to speak to my boss, who can be breathakingly sarcastic in a very irritating way, for example sp-eak-ing ve-ry sl-ow-ly or just talking louder and louder over them if they try to interrupt. Though not to anyone who pays the bills :-)

Man gets 30 months in prison for taping nude sportscaster

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Re:Ruff

I went to school with a bloke like you - any woman short of "perfect" (whatever that means) was denounced as a "pig" or "dog" (& regardless of looks would always refer to them as "that" or "it").

The funny thing was, he was fat, spotty, greasy with a horribly obnoxious personality. In the 15 years I knew him, he never came close to kissing anyone, let alone have a girlfriend or any sex.

Of course, you're not at all like that are you? I'm sure you have to go out in disguise to avoid the mobs of beautiful women hunting for you. Grow up FFS

Lads from Lagos pose as US troops to snare unwary ladies

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FAIL

Wouldn't it be funny if

someone shot your Mum & Dad in the face... Oh it wouldn't? I thought you like jokes about killing innocent people

Times websites want £1 a day from June

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FAIL

Crack more like

or maybe they've damaged their Shatner's Bassoon from taking too much clarkie cat

'Switch to Century Gothic to save the planet'

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Good excuse to ban serif fonts

like Times Old Old Roman. All that curly shit belongs in the century before last.

Verdana's OK for screens, but why print almost anything off ...... ever

(PS I hate Comic Sans as well)

Microsoft, 'open' data, and the curse of open source

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Headmaster

@sleepy

I upvoted your post - but "embrace, extend, extinguish" does sound better than your new version - you've gotta have alliteration in a catchy slogan :)

Hidden Windows 7 costs worry upgraders

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Gates Horns

Re:software doesn't wear out

If your future is Linux, you might still want to give Bill a halo, but I bet Ballmer wouldn't like you one bit...

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Full set of cartridges?

Or are they special low-capacity ones that they just supply with new printers? They certainly do that with toner carts that come with new printers.

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