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* Posts by pete

9 posts • joined 29 Oct 2007

Oz cops cuff Jungle Jane pump-and-dump perv

pete
Coat

I suppose...

I suppose you could say that he was pretty hard up.

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Cows can't detect earthquakes: Official

pete
Coat

oh, goodie

this means the cows won't detect me, either...

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Ex-Verizon techie cuffed for 5,000 'chat' line calls

pete
Paris Hilton

Gives a whole new meaning

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Minute Man".

Paris, for obvious reasons... Mine's the one with the case of Trojans in the bulging pocket.

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Academic wants to 'free up' English spelling

pete
Alert

Did he mention...

Did he mention lappy and mobe by any chance?

This fellow's plan would fail dramatically here in the US also, and for the same reasons. Thankfully, I was raised with a love of literature. So much, in fact, that moving my book collection involves hiring a truck (lorry).

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Women turn on to a throbbing Maserati

pete

True, only too true

A sad but true tale indeed. Here in north east USA my sister took her driving lessons --Lo! These many decades ago! -- in a 500+ bhp beast of a Chevrolet, back when such was considered normal. The thing had a tone that still gets my blood moving.

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Welder in DIY penis enhancement nut mishap

pete
Happy

Somebody, anybody...

Give this writer a raise!

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US hackette ponders jub-powered iPod

pete
Paris Hilton

@Hazel

You'd be surprised at what some of us lads endure, if one prefers boxer shorts instead of briefs. (no size given nor required)

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Creative threatens developer over home-brewed Vista drivers

pete
Linux

Hello...

Hello, I'm Dr. Sbaitso. Please feel free to talk about anything that is on your mind, anything at all.

Er, mine's the full-length black leather duster, I'll be going now...

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Oz barmaid fined for crushing beer cans between jubs

pete

Bummer.

The cops must have a hard job.

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