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North Wales Police says the law is what they say it is

Tim Blair
Megaphone

Ho surprises..

According to ACPO (association of chief police officers) guidelines and the Anti-Terrorism Laws the police cannot prevent you taking a photo unless they have clear reason that is connected with a crime. Further they can not seize/interfere with a camera, memory card or film without a court order. This could easily been seen as interfering with / destroying potential evidence.

I'm just an amateur photographer of 36 years experience an I'm fed up with recent changes in police attitudes that breach my legal rights.

And I'm a biker../.

And yeah MCN SUX

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US record industry wins $1.92m from file sharer

Tim Blair

USA USA USA USA!

Bigger Fatter Thicker

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Sony takes on iPod Touch with Walkman X

Tim Blair
Go

apler fanboy alert

After shelling out on an 80gig iplod that was always dodgy, could not get fixed, ended going "clack clack clack" after 14 months and being constantly being stunned by the piss poor itunez... it's in the bin and i preorded a 32gig one of these

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Israelis' invulnerable, 60-tonne robot bulldozer force to double

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MS puts up $250K bounty for Conficker author

Tim Blair
Unhappy

Fess Up .....

It was me dude. can I have the reward? I need to buy "try again 7" to have any chance to fix vista....

Fek wish I still had the brains to go Linux..

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Seven Japanese poisoned by blowfish 'nads

Tim Blair
Pirate

Huh??

Sounds a bit fishy to me. I'll stick to crack thanks...

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2008's top three touchscreen phones

Tim Blair
Jobs Halo

jebus fone?

Fek that, get a cheap PAYG nokia from Argos and a cheap Eee pc. MUCH more for MUCH less. Of course the jebus freaks will say I'm an infidel for free which makes the deal all the sweeter...

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New trojan in mass DNS hijack

Tim Blair
Go

ERRR?

opendns.org seem way on top of this kind of crap and can filter out loads of other sh*t for free (pron, nasties adware sites etc..). NO i don't work for them, just a very impressed user....

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Sikorsky announces first flight of 'X2' triplex supercopter

Tim Blair
Unhappy

Lynx?

ever heard the racket counter rotating prop's make ?

I'll have a Lynx thanks

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Scientists unravel galactic spaghetti monster

Tim Blair
Happy

pasta-tastic

mmmmm!

someone pass the Parmigiano-Reggiano and the grater... GODTASTIC!!!

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US judge says University can ignore Christian course credits

Tim Blair
Happy

test..!!!

please will that god thing prove his existence by killing me in the next 10 hours (going to bed) {jerkin the gherkin)

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Tim Blair
Unhappy

fek this god squad shite

please ban these retarded posts

send them to a jesus/mac site

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Tim Blair
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WHAT?

"bigotry is alive and well on the godless side of the fence just as much as it is over here on the godly side"

"over here on the godly side"

What god? the god of abrham/ibrahim who tried to kill his son? did you vote for bush?

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Tim Blair
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are you godophiles real?

if you believe your god is omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient. head down to the local cancer wards and shut your fat ignorant gob's up and hear the sound of a little child screaming to death as their cancer metastasises into their bones. you tw"ts worship the worst paedophile in history.......

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Dog off the menu at Olympic restaurants

Tim Blair
Paris Hilton

snake anyone?

Can you still get a snake skinned alive and cooked at your table?

If not I'll head for the penis restaurant...

ph, cause she's so thick I could tell her she hasnt't yet worked off that $69bill' I lent her at at king Tut's 90th birthday bash

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Tim Blair
Pirate

MucTastey

Hot dog shir?

Can I have a chilli dog?

Certainly shir, I'll get fidoo out the fleege....

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Bus-spotting paedo terror bust: Shock CCTV image

Tim Blair
Unhappy

sad but true...

god help you if your Irish, even worse if you've got a chair leg in a carrier bag you've taken to be fixed! or your a Brazilian who's late for work!

I've been into photography since I was 9 (43 now) and just last week was mobbed by knuckle heads for taking a landscape photo across a park to 2 massive tower cranes. "HIS FOWTO WIN KIDZZZ" after about 10 min's they admitted the nearest kid was 200' away and behind me and invisible to me!

And I only had 2 shots on my camera of the 2 cranes framed between trees...

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Cardiff 'copter coppers give chase to UFO

Tim Blair
Paris Hilton

mheeeeeeeh

can't beat them welsh mountain shrooms...

Most likely an "unfornicated fluffy object" sheep love can do strange thing to welshie..

paris hilton because she's to dumb to say no

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Welcome to Las Vegas - Home of the technology superpower you've never heard of

Tim Blair
Happy

WOW!

WOW! with a setup like that you might even get a decent frame rate in Crysis!

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Rogue MP3 Trojan streaks across P2P networks

Tim Blair
Happy

crapmadona.mp3.trojan.exe

jebus told me crapmadona.mp3.trojan.exe would start the rapture and save the world (well the god squaders anyway, who cares about normal people) pwaise the lard!!!

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Tim Blair
Happy

rotflmao

*.exe hahahaaaaaa

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Lords linger over extreme porn definition

Tim Blair
Pirate

"explicit realistic extreme acts"

"explicit realistic extreme acts"

fekin hell I'll have to stop using my web cam to record them special moments

another idiotic law when there's one already..

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Carphone Warehouse cleared out of 8GB iPhones

Tim Blair
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who cares?

if i wanted a jesus brick for a grand i'd get praying. idiots please cue here

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Apple blocks cheaper UK iPod sales

Tim Blair
Jobs Horns

fekum

with buggyrama clunky itunes and unstable stupid ipods i'll never buy another

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Pregnant man to hit Oprah with ultrasound

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Apple grants Windows PCs the right to run Safari for Windows

Tim Blair
Jobs Horns

so what

Who cares?

Herpes is free and has unlimited distribution rights....

Still don't want it though..

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MPs pile pressure on ISPs over Phorm

Tim Blair
Thumb Up

encription?

Why not use encryption to connect to an anonymous server in somewhere like Canada? I've managed to shift some data traffic already and I think phourm/spyware would have a hell of a time getting at my data.

any "big brains" out there who could give us tips on encrypting ALL data traffic?

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Israel won't buy US laser cannons to defend borders

Tim Blair
Pirate

why bother lead's cheaper?

why bother when you can average an 80/1 kill ratio and bulldoze all the houses in the way of the latest ultra Zionist "settlement". Yeah stick um in camps and kill them because of their race/religion... that makes sense (to an idiot)

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British youths think Churchill went to moon

Tim Blair
Pirate

So what?

most people think the thatcher's are human and tony blair wasn't a clone

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US auto-emissions cleansed in urine-tech shower

Tim Blair

urr?

you've got to be takin the piss......

mind you they used it back in the day for every thing from gun powder to dyeing and more.

I'm full of it, 10p a pint anyone?

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Mega-mortuary creaks open its doors in Westminster

Tim Blair
Pirate

Unemployed

I was going to be a pathologist...

But they say it's a dieing trade...

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BT admits misleading customers over Phorm experiments

Tim Blair
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why work when you can steel?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7301379.stm

"A spokesman for BT told BBC News: "Provided the customer has consented, we consider that there will generally be an implied consent from website owners."

so they are going to ask them then???

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Vatican updates list of mortal sins

Tim Blair
Unhappy

kiddy fiddler?

does vatican law still ban sex with women and hide sodomising alter boys between services? If in doubt move'em about and send all records straight to the vatican to dodge disclosure laws. sadly this is no joke......

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Schools warned of chilling 'Strawberry Meth' menace

Tim Blair
Pirate

@You CAN Disguise...

real amphetamine sulphate? not a chance. the tom-cat piss smelt's a real give away...

ahh those were the days..

anyone know a good antipsycotic?

it's all down to the banned precursors old chap....

essential oil anyone?

don't even think about playing with ephedrine and drain cleaner, many better ways to cook up death...

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Tim Blair
Unhappy

eer?

prefer raspberry myself, smokes cleaner...

anyone know where I can get a new left handed spanner/screwdriver set?

and some new piston return springs to tune up my car?

nice to know the smartest and sharpest are guarding or security...

(unless you an innocent Brazilian/Colin stag/Stephen kishco/stitched up "pub bomber"/etc etc etc.......)

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US dairyman inaugurates bovine biogas plant

Tim Blair
Happy

sniff sniff

sounds like a load of shit to me...

I'll get my coat...

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Bill Gates chuckles at Google Apps

Tim Blair
Stop

billy boy..

billy boy? mmmmmm? the man that though the web was some kind of fad? who thinks someone with 2 or more brain cells will shell out over 250 squid each for a buggy os and bloated office collection when better is out there for free? where did dos come from? 95, most of 98, ME (hahahaa) vista anyone?

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Microsoft cuts Vista price

Tim Blair
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ebay?

why not let market forces decide?

ebay?

50p sounds about right....

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Vista SP1 kills and maims security apps, utilities

Tim Blair
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@Anonymous Coward

"Can't remember the last time anything I installed from Apple did that. Funny old world really!" err? is this the first time you've worshiped at the church of st jobbie for a few years? (fekin god squadders) Still think there are no security issues? have you got a fixed IP ad..? would you like to post it? (god the good old days with 95 and eary 98) how much will your ipone cost this year? build a high speed mac for a few hundred squid? I think all cults should be banned, they take all your cash, make you delusional and try and convert/preach to the innocent

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Virgin biofuel jumbo trials won't use algae

Tim Blair
Happy

hot air?

couldn't branson be cloned and all the hot air and methane be pumped into the engines?

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Microsoft goes open source - almost

Tim Blair
Unhappy

vista? macrip?

microsoft wants us to bend over and open? where's the news in that? bill steve and st jobby the flower.. (sorry) cash pot men. finding jebus and selling their souls to save the world would be better news..damn! they've already sold out to the great god capitalism..

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Unseen 'Marilyn Monroe' nude snap wows US expert

Tim Blair
Pirate

YUCK!

Madonna with no kit on? I'm gonna be sick....please god don't let it sing/mime...

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MS showcases Red Ring of Death Xbox 360 at expo

Tim Blair
Happy

johny giles anyone?

i fixed my red ring of death with some cream from the chemist.. have to watch them hot curry's though...

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Miami cops trial 'hover and stare' ducted-fan Dalek

Tim Blair
Go

hungry!

will it go to the takeaway and pick up a 4 pack on the way back?

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US declares 1400-mile Pacific sat-shoot exclusion zone

Tim Blair
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history for the ignorant

"Yes, the well-known inability of the American military to hit anything is what caused Hitler to successfully invade and conquer Britain back in the day, isn't it?"

err right? when was that? why was that? what did the yanks provide and when did the UK manage to finish paying them off? what did the usa pay for the jet engine? the merlin engine? that computer thing? and we get mac Donald's "friends" and W bush killing 100,000's of people. bring back Ronald Reagan, at least his dementia was bad enough that Nancey would see a clairvoyant to make major policy decisions.. bush coldn't think what to do for 15min's when told in public that 2 planes had slammed into the world trade center buildings. can he go weewee on his own?

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Tim Blair
Happy

Dixons/Pcworld

Maybe they should have bought an extended warranty?

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Tim Blair
Pirate

friendly fire?

lets hope there's no British troops around for them to kill....

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Steve Fossett dead: Official

Tim Blair
Unhappy

RIP dude

what a loss. a great man. I still can't believe he's not going walk out the desert some day after living on sand and cactus juice. the world is a lesser place

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Fermented fish symbiotically pollinate model's hardwood feet

Tim Blair
Happy

mouldy fish?

don't know about you but when we're wasted around here we get a curry..... mmmmm!

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HTC Vista UMPC to hit the UK within weeks

Tim Blair
Gates Horns

hahahaa

best advert for an eee i've seen...

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