* Posts by NukEvil

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Assange: 'iPhone, BlackBerry, Gmail users - you're all screwed'

NukEvil
Mushroom

The answer to your question to Assange:

But first, let's take a quick look at recent history. Say, around 2008-2009, somewhere around there. Remember when all those big American corporations and banks were about to go down the crapper? Companies such as GM and Chrysler, and banks such as Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Remember what happened to those corporations and banks? The American government deemed those corporations and banks "too big to fail", and ordered the general populace to participate in a massive bailout or two so those corporations and banks wouldn't go under.

By all accounts and rights, those corporations and banks should not exist today (or at least, not as we know them). Your "capitalism-initiated market punishment device" didn't work the way it was supposed to, because the government needed those corporations and banks to survive, and so intervened in the "market-driven natural order of things" and propped up banks that allowed un-payable loans, and gave economic CPR to corporations that paid their CEOs multi-million yearly bonuses. And the banks are still giving out bad loans and the corporations are still paying their CEOs massive bonuses and flinging their top executives around in private jets (or otherwise in first class). It doesn't matter that the banks and the corps have more or less paid back the loans the government issued to them. The problems that caused the issue to happen in the first place have been given a green light and condoned by the government that issued them those loans from that bailout.

Now think what will happen when a big, national telecorp is on the verge of imploding because their users/stockholders decide that they don't want to be monitored with the verbosity that the government wants. If that government deems that telecorp "too big to fail", you will start hearing the word "bailout" being thrown left and right (or at least a word that means the same thing as 'bailout', and questions of 'Is this really a bailout' being asked by the talking heads on your television). Market regulations and laws in general mean NOTHING to a government that sees its own mortality inching ever closer to its end. The national telecorp will be shielded from the wrath of its users as the government orders its civilian population--including said users--to pay the costs of running said telecorp. Neither the users nor the rest of the population will have a choice.

Belgian telcos ordered to blockade Pirate Bay

NukEvil
FAIL

You must be a 'Merkin. Because if you weren't, you would know that different countries have different systems of government, and therefore, different ways of enforcing their laws. Sure, the police enforce the law in your country, but it's probably totally different in Belgium.

Scotland Yard Four cleared - on phone-hacking

NukEvil
Black Helicopters

And yet...

...you will still do nothing about it.

SpaceShipOne designer produces hybrid flying car

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Tinted windows?

Why does just about every "concept video" show a "flying car (LOL)" with tinted windows. I thought the FAA made tinted windows on aircraft illegal? Or is that just for the larger aircraft?

In any case, try again, human race.

BOFH vs PFY: There can be only one (on the exes chit)

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Sounds familiar...

"Oh and before anyone says "If you don't like it don't read it", I didn't know I was going to dislike this story until I read it..."

So kind of like a Microsoft EULA, then?

Thumbs down because I kinda feel the same way about this episode.

Boffins take REMOTE CONTROL of HUMAN HAND

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I know what I'd use it for...

Quit hitting yourself.

Quit hitting yourself.

Quit hitting yourself.

Quit hitting yourself.

Quit hitting yourself.

Quit hitting yourself.

Quit hitting yourself.

Thumbs up because, well...

Cornish cow plucked from jaws of death by Navy chopper

NukEvil
Flame

ding!

Didn't read the comment I'm obviously replying to because it has Mr Brush's name at the side. However, I would imagine that it goes something like, "I'm an idiot with a predisposition to prejudice and xenophobia. Obviously I can't be bothered to not waste everyone else's time with my existence because I am shit."

Where's the troll icon? Eh, forget it; I'll use the flame.

WW2 naval dazzle-camo 'could beat Taliban RPGs'

NukEvil
Black Helicopters

Whooooosh........

There it went.

Helicopter, because that's the closest icon I could find that depicts what AC's tongue-in-cheek statement did over Pete 2's head...

Student accused of posting bogus coupons to 4chan

NukEvil
Stop

"Sellers of lock-picking tools don't get prosecuted for burglary."

Yep, and websites providing torrents to downloads for free, copyrighted software never get prosecuted for internet piracy.

Oh, wait...

Google location tracking can invade privacy, hackers say

NukEvil
Stop

Interesting...

My router location is in there...within a couple hundred feet. Despite me not having, nor ever owning, an android phone. Which means that either:

1) Someone ELSE with an android phone just happened to drive by my house

2) Google used their street view vehicles to grab the location data

Both of which, as has been said before, are wardriving.

BTW, I'm from a very rural part of Florida.

Turkey bans Google Blogger over pirated football feeds

NukEvil
Troll

Football...

That would take to mean real football, and not that flopper soccer "sport", then?

PARIS in 89,000 ft climax

NukEvil

No rotation?

If you force the balloon/main payload to not rotate, you stand a far smaller chance of getting the plane in camera view after it separates, as you'll force the camera to look in more or less only one direction--which will most likely be the ground. Rotation is not only desirable, but essential if you want to have video footage of anything but the ground...

Anti-piracy lawyers' email database leaked after hack

NukEvil

meh...

Why waste a perfectly good ship?

Koran-burning 'pastor' loses website

NukEvil
Coat

No title for me, thanks.

Learn how to spell before calling other people idiots.

...yes, the one with the spelling dictionary in the pocket.

US authorities shutdown websites accused of movie piracy

NukEvil
WTF?

Wait a second...

'“Criminal copyright infringement occurs on a massive scale over the internet, and reportedly results in billions of dollars in losses to the US economy. That translates into lost jobs and real hardships for ordinary working people,” said US attorney Preet Bharara, in justifying the action.'

"Criminal copyright infringement"?? Sorry, I always thought that copyright infringement was a civil offense; not a criminal one, in the U.S.

Guess I was wrong...

Missing Soviet nuclear electrocar FOUND ON MOON

NukEvil
FAIL

Shadows...

Possibly because all the "other" shadows you're seeing are INSIDE craters, while the shadow given off by the rover is on the OUTSIDE of the rover...

Swedish Pirate Party membership numbers sinks

NukEvil
Flame

Let's get this over with...

"I am entitled to get something that doesn't belong to me for free!"

"You're ruining creativity by not paying for crap!"

"Copyright infringement isn't a criminal offense, it's a civil one!"

"I don't want to pay $12.95 for a CD when I can just download the one song I actually want for free!"

"Why should I pay for something not worth paying for?"

"If you don't want to pay for it, then don't get it!"

"*sob story about how I got screwed over by the entertainment industry via malware/spyware/viruses/etc, so I feel that I don't have to pay for anything else*"

"How can they count it as a lost sale when I wouldn't have bought it anyways?"

"*random comment about funding terrorism by not paying for a DVD*"

and on and on and on...Now that all that's already been said, you tards can come up with some original content, right?

Police send Reg hack CRB check database

NukEvil
FAIL

Not new at all...

Actually, I do believe that this sort of 'fail' has been going on ever since, and even before, the word 'fail' was first incorrectly applied as a noun on a message board somewhere.

Death row inmate claims allergy to lethal injection

NukEvil
FAIL

@Re: must contain letters and/or digits.

I totally agree. That sentence is missing a comma, and it may also be considered a run-on sentence by some grammar nazis. Totally unacceptable in a comment thread.

Ubisoft undone by anti-DRM DDoS storm

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meh...

http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20100219

I stopped buying/playing PC games after Sony's rootkit debacle a few years ago. Never again...

Feds open school spycam probe

NukEvil
Boffin

No to MAC address

Nope, MACs can't be used in this situation because once a packet traverses a router, whatever MAC address that packet contains is stripped and replaced with the MAC address of that router interface. So once a packet reaches its destination, the MAC address contained will most likely be an interface on the closest router.

The reason why you got a "free ride" on a network is because both you and the machine you were spoofing were behind the same router, and that machine had valid credentials. I used to do it all the time on the wireless network of the university I graduated from.

I'm thinking it's similar to what LoJack (CompuTrace) does. Once a laptop is turned on, the software inside automatically contacts a known server (assuming a working internet connection), and gives that server its network information (external IP, etc). Then, it's just a matter of choosing which IP address to "spy" on. Or something.

US must redesign killer hot dogs

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Hmmm...

Sounds like a really great idea. Apart from the fact that those breathing channels would more often than not be filled with mayonnaise, mustard, and/or ketchup. I wonder what inhaling mustard does to the lungs, hmmm?

Street View catches Finn with his pants down

NukEvil

Hey!

I have a swing just like that in my backyard!

Except it's creme-colored...

BOFH: Key performance undertakers

NukEvil
Coffee/keyboard

BOFH on a Wednesday??

That can't be good...where's the yuletide cheer of breaking the hallowed tradition of posting BOFH episodes on a Friday?

Keyboard, because there was something about a keyboard in this episode...

Top cop's 'stop stopping snappers' memo: Too little too late?

NukEvil
Coat

http://photographernotaterrorist.org/bust-card/

I like the part where it says that a constable in uniform is entitled to remove her outer clothing...

You can see a nice, graphical representation of someone doing just that in the accompanying icon...

German shoppers slug it out with salami

NukEvil
IT Angle

Translation needed...

At first, I was wondering why a 35-year old woman was fighting a 75-year old man over a trolley...

Then, I realized the article was referring to a shopping cart.

IT icon, because, even though there are a lot of definitions for a 'trolley', none of them have anything to do with IT...

LHC starts beaming Saturday: Collisions Dec 3

NukEvil
Paris Hilton

LHC Photo

Am I the only one who thought at first that the pic of the inside of the LHC on this article looked a lot like the mouth of the kraken in Pirates of the Caribbean:Dead Man's Chest?

Paris, because I'm sure a certain body part of hers looks the same way...

BOFH: Hammer time!

NukEvil
IT Angle

Episode 14, 2008

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/18/bofh_2008_episode_14/

""No, you're right, Platinum is the best option" the PFY responds. "With Gold support we can probably help you with phone numbers, but Platinum support would get you my cellphone number and my firsthand knowledge of the way the coffee was made and what potential problems might arise - determined from our extensive logs of previous coffee drinkers. We also have an in depth knowledge of the various mocha ingredients - which may have contained traces of nut, I'm not sure."

"Neither of us has a nut allergy," #2 blurts."

Somehow, I seriously doubt that the PFY was talking about peanuts...

IT, because no one else bothered to comment about it...

Launch your own satellite for only eight grand

NukEvil
Flame

Sounds like fun...

...and, at the end of the orbit, you can hopefully watch your $8,000 burn up.

Flame, because, well...it's obvious.

Boffins: Gigantic crustacean sperm is 'viable strategy'

NukEvil
Unhappy

With my luck...

...mine would turn against me and start eating me...

Hydrogen-powered two-seater car unveiled

NukEvil
Coat

@Re: Looks nice but it is NOT GREEN

"Build the damn nuke plants already, then truly green cars will be actually possible."

*chuckle*

Stargazers peer into the 'Eye of God'

NukEvil

Definitely looks like a cat's eye...

I'm in ur galaxy...

...watching u masturbate!

Pirate Bay prosecutor tosses infringement charges overboard

NukEvil
Flame

I seem to recall an earlier copyright case...

...where that whole "making available" doohicky wouldn't stand up in court...can't remember the case number, tho...

Flames because it takes fire to sink a pirate ship---not legal documents...

MoD orders £3m anti-friendly-fire 'Combat ID Server'

NukEvil
Stop

Or, better yet...

...hack into the server while you're at war with the UK and flip all the friendlies to enemies and vice versa...

2TB drives arrive down under

NukEvil
Flame

From BOFH 2008 Episode 4:

""A REAL computer has ONE speed and the only powersaving it permits is when you pull the power leads out of the back!" I blurt. "In fact, a REAL computer would have a hole in the front to push trees into and an exhaust pipe out the back for the black smoke to come out of.""

The flame icon, for obvious reasons...

Boffin seeks $300,000 to build eight-wheel 230mph EV

NukEvil

@ its so ugly.....

Yeah, kinda reminds me of the pet that's so ugly, yet you just have to love it...

Oh, and do they intend for both the driver and passenger to drive it simultaneously? The steering wheel seems to be in the middle of the console...

NASA announces 'name the inflatable Moon tent' compo result

NukEvil
Heart

@Dave

You think so? I know about people who have been exposed to space for very short periods of time, but I seriously doubt they were exposed to explosive decompression, with NO time for them to equalize the pressures in their bodies to that of space. Even in so-called "controlled" exposure to space, blood tends to seep from capillaries in the wrists, etc...so I can imagine how it must do when all the outside pressure is taken away very suddenly.

The heart icon because, in these circumstances, it probably explodes as well...

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Inflatable tent with no atmosphere?

Sorry, but no. I'd require an atmosphere, ANY atmosphere, or at least anything that'll be able to stop a reasonable amount of space junk over a reliable period of time before going on a lunar camping trip. Especially since the smallest mishap would almost certainly result in you getting blown away from your tent from the pressure difference (if not already dead from whatever hit the tent), and then having parts of your body explode from the other pressure difference (full bladder, whoops), followed shortly by your death as your eyeballs explode, your lungs rupture, your skin flakes off from radiation, your stomach acid eats you, your brain gets squeezed to extinction, and your blood seeps out in a massive cloud of...red stuff.

At least, with an atmosphere, you'd have less chance of your body forcibly going everywhere...

Motor quango thumbsup for satnav speed restrictions

NukEvil
Paris Hilton

Question:

What happens when your vehicle and the vehicle in front of you, both equipped with this speed restriction technology, enter into a slower speed zone? Won't the car in front slow down before your car does? I'd hate like hell to rear-end someone else because their car thought they were going too fast...

Paris, because I'm sure she likes being under someone else's control...

Crash survivor Twitters from burning plane (false)

NukEvil
Coat

"twittering"??

Seriously? First "googling", now "twittering"? Has the English Language reached the point where we just make up words now?

Oh, wait...

Mine's the one with the dictionary in the pocket. Back on the burning plane...

McCain campaign sells unwiped Blackberry for $20

NukEvil
Coat

Minor difference between US and UK...

The US sells its data. The UK gives it away for free.

Mine's the one with 2 unencrypted CDs, several unencrypted thumb drives, a few SD flash drives, an unwiped blackberry, and a wallet missing $20 in the pockets...

BOFH: The Christmas party

NukEvil
Go

Paintball markers? Soooo 90's...

Some people tear down their lawnmowers/old cars/golf carts and build paintball assault vehicles out of them...

A link to a main paintball site:

http://www.armoredfistpaintball.com/

A link to a bunch of pics of paintball assault vehicles:

http://forums.warpig.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=7

Looks like fun...sort of...

Leeds Council loses kids details

NukEvil
Flame

Not news...

"“We take issues of information security very seriously..."

Now where have I heard that before? And how many times?

Flame because sooner or later, you know that someone is gonna get burned over the massive volumes of data lost by all levels of government...

Firefox hits 20% share as testers tickle 'pr0n mode'

NukEvil
Joke

yeah...

...looks like I'll be giving this a few "test tickles" myself in the near future...

Microsoft faces second 'black screen' lawsuit

NukEvil
Paris Hilton

@ John PM Chappell

Wrong, and here's why.

There is NO contract agreed upon--implied or otherwise--that tells you you don't "own" something when you buy anything. If you buy a vehicle, you do not agree to ANY CONTRACT WHATSOEVER that you're only "licensing" said vehicle, and that the maker of the vehicle can, for example, turn off your vehicle's radio if you don't have a driver's license (whether you have a license or not, the thing that detects whether you have a license or not can't be wrong, right?)

Therefore, what happens when some n00b goes out, get's a proctological examination, and buys a copy of the latest version of Microsoft Windows, reads the EULA, decides he doesn't agree, and tries to return the software? That's right, the store won't allow him to get his refund, because he needed to OPEN THE BOX and INSTALL a small piece of the software on his computer to read the EULA in the first place! They'll only allow him to get an exact copy of the same crappy software he's now trying to get rid of in the first place. And since he's aready installed a piece of this software, no matter how small, he's effectively "used" the "non-transferrable" "license", so therefore, under the terms of the EULA, he won't be "legally" able to return it, or even exchange it for something other than an exact copy, anyways! I quoted legally, because of what I'm about to type:

EULAs that demand implied concent upon a condition that inevitebly occurs before you are able to read them (i.e., installing the software) are illegal under the Digital Millenium Copyrights Act. You should read up on it sometime.

Paris, because, well...proctology.

NukEvil
Flame

Hmmm...

Let's see what happens when the world's largest country (population wise) demands that Microsoft change their illegal methods of spying on the users of "its" software.

I say "its" because legally, it's not really a copy of "its" software after someone else has bought it off a shelf.

Trigger-happy Welsh cops taser sheep

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Flame

Urmm...you're not supposed to 'tase' a sheep...

....you're supposed to get a big stick, and poke the thing until it moves.

Flame because even though I've never tasted it, I'm sure that fried sheep would be nice.

Servers buckle as Congress rejects $700bn Wall Street bailout

NukEvil
Paris Hilton

@ a small matter

Only $7 trillion? Try over $10 trillion...

Paris because I know some of you would pay at least that much to do her...

'I can see dinosaurs from my back porch'

NukEvil
Flame

An astute observation:

Most of the commenters here arguing "against" creationism have posted anonymously, while more arguing "against" evolution have posted openly.

Oh, and a large piece of the "theory" of gravity has been disproven. Something about the photons from our sun being bent around the "gravitational" pull of the moon during a solar eclipse (you know, that thing about mass being the principal factor, and since photons have no mass, well, there goes that part of the theory). Not saying that gravity itself doesn't exist, I'm saying our understanding of it is wrong. Here, to prove my point, I'll insert a seemingly random equation: F = GMm/r^2.

Flame because that gives off photons too.

US Army unit deployed to home front

NukEvil
Jobs Horns

If I were a betting man...

...I'd bet a dollar that this deployment will be directly in relation to the "emergency/attack/disaster/economic kablooie" that is scheduled to occur around the end of the year, due to the political crapout that Bushy Boy wants to implement so he can stay in power longer.

I couldn't find a Demon Bush icon...

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