28 posts • joined 25 Oct 2007
This is a difficult balance. Some compliance departments insist on testing on anonymised data - guaranteed to either fail proper validates or fail in live when real data hits the validates (or both). The better the anonymisation the worse both problems get. If you match anonymised data to big data sets then it becomes hard to leave any value in anonymised data without it being breakable. You want Post Code for geografic analysis? then what other data won't sometimes identify individuals. Still, better have one of my favourites:
Nothing wrong with lifetime plans - you just have to charge enough up front and then hold adequate reserves to cover future costs. You mean they didn't? Then it becomes a Ponzi scheme and very close to fraud.
Of course if it does look to good to be true then it probably isn't true.
The "Pink Market"
Bought a pink laptop for my daughter when she was at school - they have survived surprisngly well. Does my daughter still choose pink? Only to upset the lads.
Selective crowd control
This must be really encouraging if you have a pacemaker
Re: One asumption too many?
So to continue the logic, being a facebook user means you can avoid jury service.
That is the first reasonable argument in favour of joining facebook that I have seen.
Remember - you saw it first on El Reg.
A power limit of 13 Amps? Just up the input voltage get as much power as you want.
Surely I am wrong
Does this mean that if you deliberately store information so you can't disentagle one individual then you can't be forced to disclose it? No, I can't believe any organisation would stoop so low.
So to summarise you have the right to see any information about you except when a company hides behind an expanding set of exemptions.
Must upvote the comment from Thesheep
If people would refer back to the earlier El Reg article they would realise just how fortunate these people were with their payoffs and stock options and the cover for the losses on selling their houses and
Oh sorry, you mean, those aren't the standard redundency terms but surely? You can't mean that only applies to the CEO
Solve 2 problems at once
Suspend LOHAN horizontally below baloon, have the rocket jet aimed at the string. (That's just a question of having the rocket forward and above the suspension point). Ignite rocket, as LOHAN starts it swings on the end of the string till it is pointing upwardsish at which point with a bit of luck the string burns through.
Does require using just one rocket but two will be a disaster - different ignition times, different burn rates and different out of fuel times almost guarantees an erratic flight path.
I think this solution bundles an unreliable release mechanism with dodgy orientation at launch but it is cheap.
Flames icon for that powerful rocket effect.
Half baked - no it could make sense
If you have various power sources providing power not when you want (nuclear - always on, solar, wind, wave at any time) then you use the fuel cells to meet peak power demands and any offpeak surplus gets plowed (inefficently I agree) into a useful fuel.
Love the idea - fingers crossed about practicality, long term reliability, manufacturing cost etc.
re: it's no joke - new keyboard needed
Superb - best one liner for a long time
"while a search committee led by Claflin trolls for a new". Is that a sort of pressgang? Does it dig deeper than trawling?
I like the new management style - we need a new CEO, send out the trolls.
How different is the density of dumbbell iron from ordinary iron? or is the dumb in the wrong place.
Physics v Marketing
What chance does the education system have when we get:
"The Ampera and the Volt are essentially one and the same too"
I suppose the marketing deartments turned down the Watt car as a name?
Games Theory v Justice
The cost of cooperating with the investigation and defending against a court case has to be set against the cost of settling early. It is not a question of guilty or innocent, it is a balance of costs and probabilities. If we are acquited (insert probability) what do we get, if found guilty (1 minus previous probability) what would the punative fine be? Now stack up against the cost of the payoff. Take least cost option.
Of course the probabilities would be affected by what they know of the evidence available. that just affects the size of the swing between the choice of settling and going to court.
IMHO the gap between the punishment if found guilty and the cost of settling out of court distorts any conclusions about guilt or innocence.
Probably better to settle early as it keeps the money from going to the lawyers (on both sides).
Surely with the 'itanic under discussion they should be abandoning ship (women and children first) before they hit the iceberg?
Come on, where has the Register's style got to?
"Following successful trails with various train companies" I thought trains used rails not trails.
Coat ready for the next station.
Delusions of accuracy
What sort of sense does it make to quote the end points of an approximate range of nearly 300,000 to an accuracy of 1.
"the estimated 573,639 to 857,366 innocents whose DNA profile is on the National DNA Database (NDNAD)"
Lies, damned lies and journalistic nonsense.
Appears to be patched
Behaviour likely to cause a breach of the peace
This needs stamping on - in due course (following the American pattern as we seem destined to do) somebody will film the police acting outside the law and post it on the web. Next step is a riot (think "Rodney King") so a determined police crackdown on photographers will prevent a riot. Nothing like preventive policing </end sarcasm>
RE:Missing the point - Len Goddard
Spot on - science works through scepticism - to knowingly exploit that for personal gain against global damage - that is exactly the crime that has been commited
I am glad that these feet were wearing trainers as these are well known to provide excellent support and to enhance the biomechanical function of the foot - good choice. Professional opinion provided by my wife.
SP3 - mine now works - 4th attempt
I have a HP Pavillion with AMD chip. It went through the reboot process. I did the research (after the mandatory swearing and row with wife) and there is existing info about intelppm on the MS website - they describe it as an unsupported configuration.
Eventually I used the Recovery Console to disable Intelppm and all is now well.
So HP sold me a machine with a crap installation - they deserve all the grief they get.
Microsoft didn't bother to test on an HP machine with an AMD CPU or to put in code to check for unsupported configurations - what sort of test plan is that?
I don't think that AMD deserve any of the grief - shame that they are getting it. I bet Intel are loving every minute of it.
NO - NO stop I take it all back - Intel paid HP and Microsoft and it is all a cunning plan to increase market share - we need either proof or counter example but it is a great theory. The arrival of the black helicopters is all the proof I need.
Re:A little off topic but...
The 2 fingers are those a bowman would use to draw the string back. Hence around the time of Agincore the French would amputate those fingers from any English bowman they caught. So this particularly English gesture was used towards the French to indicate "You haven't caught me and you are likely to get an arrow through you shortly as a result".
Not that the English like a good grudge or anything.
Switching the attack from the man you are chasing to the man you can catch still strikes me as unacceptable. I first came across the concept in Fahrenheit 451 so what has it taken, 53 years for SF to become standard behaviour.
7 plus 1
I think we should be very worried about this technology - it is obviously essential that the effluent goes through a tank with 7 plus 1 sides. Terry P should be told.
They really expect to pick out the yellow dots?
The way my colour print head gets clogged up the date would probably be 3 centurys ago and some other printer would get fingered.
re: Couldn't they be demoted?
Nice thought, but how long before botherders started selling denunciations "we can lower your competitors page rank".
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