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Michael Dell declines to eat his Apple (humble) pie

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He was right, based on the information he had at the time. Subsequent information doesn't change that.

Steve Jobs took a risk and it paid off but it was a *big* risk. The sort of risk that either makes you a billionaire or leaves you wandering the streets in the tattered remains of your last suit. He was right too. They were both right, it just depends on how you look at it.

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Apple iPhone 4S

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Made it work... by redesigning the antenna to avoid the problems highlighted with the previous one. Problems they denied were ever there.

A failed design gets replaced and that somehow justifies denying it was a failed design.

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You must be new. The only editorial line The Register seems to have is "barbecue the sacred cow!"

And long may it stay that way.

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Genetics and technology make Columbus Day a fraud

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To be, or not to be.

Hm. Not to be.

*BOOM*

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In the frozen north, people didn't celebrate the winter solstice. They feared it. They feasted because they might never see the sun again, and they did everything within their power to convince the gods to bring it back.

Ok, so maybe it was a n excuse for a piss-up, but it wasn't a celebration...

It was, however, the main festival of the north-europea pre-christian calendar. All that dancing around stone henge in the summer is a modern invention, a creation of ppeole too pansy-arsed to do it properly. The *original* pagans did it in the winter. Naked. And then they killed things. bring back that good old-time religion I say!

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Not only that, there are regular finds of deep graves and the ruins of farms under ice on what is now permafrost. Permafrost is not easy to dig and nobody in their right minds would try to farm grain on it, let alone dig a six foot grave.

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OMG! Berners-Lee has an iPhone

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When IIS came around the web was already well established enough that it wasn't going anywhere, so the market was able to bear a license fee, which would only ever take a minority position against free alternatives. With Gopher, unless I'm misremembering, there wasn't the same entrenchment, WWW was already there to compete and there wasn't any alternative to the licensed server. So it died.

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Big Brother

The intro for that series remains ever apt.

Where am I?

On the internet

What do you want?

Information.

Who's side are you on?

That would be telling. We want information, Information. Information.

You won't get it!

By hook or by crook, we will.

Who are you?

The new Social Media.

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And it sort of breaks dwon there. Oh well.

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An ode to rent-a-nerds and cable monkeys

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An ode may rhyme, there's no rule that says it *must*.

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Where am I going tomorrow? My 'leccy car charger wants to know

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@AC

It's true. The issue is energy density, something that fuel cell, hydrogen and battery advocates always either ignore or prefer not to talk about.

Currently the most efficient form of energy storage for road vehicles is petrol simply because it packs the most energy into the smallest space without the need for expensive, dangerous active storage facilities. Hydrogen can leak from even the most perfect of seals because it's so small and requires extreme compression to achieve even remotely the same energy density as petrol, which then requires expensive and dangerous cryogenic storage. Hydrogen fuel cells are marginally better but still suffer the same basic storage and transport problems as hydrogen. Batteries? They're largely dead weight. Look at the average battery powered car and you'll see that they're essentially useless. People complain about a phone that lasts less than a week, how will they act if they have to "fill up" their car every day? I'd only have to fill my car every day if I was doing a daily commute all the way from lands end to john o'groats.

The only solution I can see is artificial petroleum produced in some sort of high intensity centralised facility (ie not one that requires the use of vast tracts of arable land and food crops). Everything else seems to be a waste of time and effort with very little energy returned on energy invested, especially given the fundamental rebuilding of a large chunk of our infrastructure and economy that always seems to go along with them.

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Nanotubes, sulfur expand battery storage

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It's the long and curly outer coat of the Lesser American Lingual Sully. The Lingual Sully (Soliens Lingua Destructor) also known as the Typographical Sully, the Dictionary Eater and the Vowel Vermine, is a tiny mammal approximately seven eighths of an inch from nose to tail, covered in tightly wound fur often referred to as "sulfur", which is capable of expanding by some thirty thousand times, making the Sully appear to be a huge elephant in the room. Its primary habitat is libraries, where it has a peculiar habit of eating ink from the pages of books, leaving a trail of misspellings and typographical errors in its wake. By "sullying language" in this way it earned its primary name. It is also sometimes referred to as Websters Muse.

Related Species

S. Apostrosplatidown (aka Grocer's S'ully)

S. Dinkum Justii (The Australian Sully)

S. Puerlargum Innitii (The Essex Sully)

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Boffins fear killer gamma death blasts from space

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I don't get sunburned any more!

Perhaps we should invent a giant hat for the earth. :)

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You're kidding, right?

Our ozone layer isn't "totally hosed", it's still almost entirely there and it is constantly replenished by higher frequency electromagnetic radiation interacting with O2. But never mind that, you're apparently claiming that an "intact" ozone layer would prevent a gamma ray burst from doing anything to us?

Bull.

We aren't talking a dribble of light here, we're talking the entire output of the sun hitting us in moments. The ozone layer wouldn't stop a tiny fraction of that. In fact it'd probably be blown away in the first second.

Just for once, look past the sort of petty vindictiveness that tries to blame humans for everything and realise that the universe is far bigger and more powerful than we could ever hope to comprehend.

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"Well, they currently have *no* ozone, "

Wrong. They have a reduced percentage. The ozone "hole" is not a hole as you seem to believe, it's a thinning, like the hair on my head, or the credibility of your posts each time you make a new one. Still there, not as much as before, and it's highly variable as well.

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TomTom ties up traffic with Top Gear

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There comes a time in a man's life when he has to bear left and take the next exit, but that time has, sadly, long passed for you. Son, you better slow down, maybe make a u-turn soon and get back on the road to your destination as soon as you're able. Okay.

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Joiing presumably thousands of others who have asked the same question...

No Stig option?

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iPhone 5 a no-show at Apple's 'Let's talk iPhone' event

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It's not a bug!

It's a creature!

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@irons

Given the way its "family" has been treated by apple...?

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22,000 'freetards' escape Hurt Locker piracy suit

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FAIL

@G Wilson

And you seem to be struggling with the concept of irony and satire.

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Check your machines for malware, Linux developers told

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@AC

Logical fallacy. They may be writing some part of the kernel, that doesn't mean they know jack about securing it.

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Ecclesiastical judge tells church: Let there be Wi-Fi

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They're usong churches because they're a convenient tall tower that's usually close to the people that these wifi schemes are meant to serve. It's why a ot of steeples also gave phone masts installed - they provide coversge wthout fhe mast being a visible eyesore.

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New flash RAM tech promises 99% energy drop

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@Dick Emery

Of course not! We have to get through duotronic "tape"-reading behemoths first.

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Don't forget.

IBM still has that racetrack memory on the go. I quite like the idea, it seems very scifi.

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MS denies secure boot will exclude Linux

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How often?

Well, lets see, in the last several months I've booted various family computes from a USB drive several times, and from a CD numerous times as well, to either repair an existing installation or to install something new. I do it quite regularly. A lot of people do it quite regularly. More than enough to make something like this a huge problem.

As for importing keys, surely you can see this renders the entire concept pointless? If you can import keys, so can other people. In that case all you have is a needlessly complicated additional step to getting a working system. It's rather like government bureaucracy in that respect.

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Memo to open source moralists: Put a sock in it

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Facepalm

What is this, BENEATH a steel SKY?

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Verity's secret shame revealed

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Or swedish. The wife's name was over 30 characters long (not including spaces) before we married and, due to Swedish conventions for naming, she kept her surname as a middle name with mine tacked on the end. Believe it or not, a 40+ character name with accents is not something you can just brush off as an edge case. It's very common.

We've had no end of trouble with idjits who can't comprehend a slightly foreign name. She's been called all sorts of things on paper, from minor misspellings, to using the wrong name as her first name, to the unforgettable Mr Omordlinap in one case... it's fun waiting to see each new permutation.

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Google's Native Client goes live in Chrome

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Windows

Well, no, jave uses bytecode, it's *completely* different! Buggrit!

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Winter for webOS, winter for Droid, but springtime for iPad!

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5 minutes on google

http://sondreb.com/blog/post/showdown-of-slate-tablet-pcs.aspx

O course, given the entire complaint by apple is about *design*, there are also plenty of design examples about that predate the ipad. Apple did not invent this look, they followed an existing trend, so take your smug attitude and get off your high horse.

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Got a non-iPad tablet? Weirdo

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@404 harder to crack, too...

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Why Android houses should give Google the 'fork you'

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Pedal Stool

That some sort of unicycle without wheels?

I think you'll find it's pedestal. As in, the large lump of stone often found between a statue and a plinth.

Plinth, incidentally, is the sexiest word a woman can say. Try asking a woman to say it sometime and watch their face. Magic.

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Apollo 17 Moon landing: Shock revelations

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oh. my. god.

Seriously?

pop quiz. how many photogr0hs were released for publicity puposes? how many were actually taken? IF you are a real photographer and not just an idiot with a camera you will know that they will have taken hundreds and used perhaps a dozen that turned out well enough. the "perfection" issue is only an issue to those ignorant about photography. I'm not even going to dignify the rest with a response.

photographer. right.

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Hologram Live

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What a world that has such noble titles in it

Answer: why not?

- the general

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Green energy and jobs will cripple the UK economy

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TITLE

Because insulting your ideological opponents is so much better than addressing their arguments.

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Bury council defends iPads for binmen

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even that much?

When the councils were set up, they had one, single job and were called local water authorities. The one thing they did ws manage water quality and supplies in that order. Everything else was handled by parishes, incorporated towns and all the little councils that have been slowly but surely erased. Perhaps we should go back to that instead? One advantage is, they wouldn't have a big enough budget to splurge surplus on iToys. They'd also have to be more responsive to local problems rather than spending all their budget on follies and bridges named after the council leader.

also, I'm starting to think we're like the Hitchens brothers. Only more sane.

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London borough in miracle £250m IT deal

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This is just a press release.

I'd expect this sort of credullous parroting of government 'news' from the graun, not el reg.

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Google's anonymity ban defied by Thomas Jefferson

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You realise the irony of your post?

I hope you do.

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Seven lessons from the HP Touchpad fire sale

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Eh?

I use my wok all the time. It's a good all-round pan for cooking anything that needs a bit of frying first and it distributes the heat quite nicely. Marvelous thing.

You may be surprised to find that some people buy things because they actually know what they're going to use them for.

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Google dumps TV flop on UK

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Useless?

I wouldn't say that.Honeycomb 3.2 is actually very good at being a laptop OS on my eee pad. It even recognises mouse-over events in the browser.

Were it possible, I'd be tempted to chuck a copy on my old toshiba just to see if it worked. I expect it might, but until google opens up the relevant bits again it's unlikely.

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Sorry, no.

TV here is just as crappy as TV there. You only get the bits considered to be the very best, we get the full flavour shite in every shade from white to brown to that weird and disturbing ruddy-black stuff that you should probably go and see the doctor about.

Our news is the same as yours too. Especially the BBC, who have even abandoned vox pops in favour of reporters interviewing each other in nice safe studios.

What I'm trying to say is, your tv isn't uniquely awful. Sorry.

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Samsung SH100 14Mp Wi-Fi compact camera

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OHMIGOD! It looks just like my camera!

Nikon had better call in the lawyers, Samsung is at it again!

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Woman in strop strip for Bermuda airport customs

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Re: democracy and such

I've been itching to answer this one all day but I've been a bit busy.

Democracy is not just elections. Democracy is, at it's base, holding those in power to accountin order to limit their ambitions to serving the people. A mere election is usually the most efficient way to choose who those in power are going to be but it is not the essential element of a democratic system of government. The House of Lords, prior to being stuffed with government-appointed stooges and tripped of its ability to prevent the cabinet exercising untrammelled power, was more democratic than our current "system".

When a democratic system comes apart, it becomes mob rule and a sort of soft totalitarianism (fascism is actually the merging of state power with private capital, with the state totally directing the use of capital without actually taking ownership, but who's counting?) but by dint of that failure it stops being democracy - those in power are no longer held to account, the system no longer prevents their excesses but encourages them. A functional democracy prevents mob rule.

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Vogel's RingO iPad mounting system

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One of my odd little fantasies

Having wall-mounted docking stations for a tablet computer so I can drop it somewhere and use it to control or play back a upnp audio system. It just feels so star trek somehow.

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'Apple is not going to change,' new boss says

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Dana W might be half right.

If it's tossing kernel panics so regularly then there's probably a hardware issue behind it, and it's most likely the ram. My *buntu box was panicing almost daily until I found out it had duff ram in it. Worth running memtest to see.

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Perhaps...

Perhaps he took, it down from its pedestal under the soft glow of display lights and actually used it.

But, then, macs crash whenever I go near them so I know I'm not exactly impartial about their reliability.

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Apple after Steve Jobs is still Steve Jobs' Apple

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WIndows? Pah!

Put android on it.

OkI'm done being silly. Put debian on it.

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Windows Phone may be cheaper than Android - Inq boss

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Worse still...

They dropped the one thing that would have really differentiated them. Twice.

Still hugging my n900. Poor thing feels so abandoned even months later.

Wouldn't surprise me if a few of these manufacturers are investigating the possibility of MeeGo now.

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Why not? Woked for Steve Jobs.

You can't use an iphone without setting it up in itunes first. What's the difference?

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Sulphur-loving microbes might be oldest life

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Boffin

Possibly...

On the other hand, given a number of inorganic processes can also produce microscopic spherical and tubular shapes, I wouldn't jump to any conclusions.

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Who the hell cares about five nines anymore?

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@Martin 71

Hell is a profanity, though not a blasphemy, and by strict definitions not a swear as it doesn't invoke but merely names.

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HP's WebOS mess: When smartphone assets go toxic

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Wasn't that SCO's argument as well?

I recall they got a sound thrashing after trying to prove that headers were copyrightable.

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