30 posts • joined 24 Oct 2007
We need an organisational chart showing the hierarchy at the SPB - including the boffin count!
It's been a long morning so far, not helped by reading The Dilbert Principle on my way to work & concluding I'm doomed...
Re: My Message
See this : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2653449/The-shocking-car-safety-ad-hijacks-cinemagoers-mobile-phones-exactly-distracting-text-message-be.html
'fraid it's the daily fail but still worth a watch...
The Turtle Moves!
Didn't kids used to use BBC micros and Logo years ago to make a robotic turtle move around the classroom?
An introduction to a sort of BASIC and you got to make it do something cool
Or am I too old? <sigh>
Thought we banned that "word" years ago. Yes, I'm going to be 60 next year. Yes I also want a Victor Meldrew icon. No, I don't want anything made by Fujitsu.
Thank you and goodnight.
mind you - you might just end up with orange fur and very long arms....
Re: The fault is in the theory not in the search
Aaargg! my brains is leaked outa my head..
getting in the box with the cat - or not...
Re: Do they
look out for the one that looks like Yul Brynner - hell! they all do!!
A walk down memory lane...
OK I'm game - and probably completely wrong too!
1. Early Bloodhound?
2. looks like a Thor tip but the body's wrong
3,4,5,6 sharp pointy things that go bang
7. Canberra PR (7 or 9, can't remember)
8. I should know this but can't remember & am going to kick myself when someone tells me!
He's a Ron Jeremy look-a-like
if you squint in the right way.... No?
the grubby mac please...
Age & Cunning
will always triumph over youth & exuberance!
someone who gets involved with cunning stunts, sometimes in (on?) a tandem....
We would have to change the bulb for a swirly thing alert sir...
I thought you sniffed it through a £5 note...
regulation size truncheon?
What?... What?... oh, OK - I'm going....
RE: Telegraph Poles
As it's Virgin I believe they are considering tilting the light traveling down the fibre optic cables, by means of prisms, based on their work done with wobbly trains..
bidders with less that +5 will be removed
mind you, who else would bid on the world's largest lunatic asylum?
Up the Peoples Front of judea
waiting for the deluge of comments quoting lines from the film...
I think the moderaterix should thwough them to the floor....woughly!
wrinkled green muppet?
I find your lack of faith.....disturbing
I'd like to nominate AC @ 14:44 for FOTW - A worthy contender who shows promise, once they get over the cautious use of capital letters....
license? - 'twas lifted by a pirate, me hearties Ahaaaarrrg!
remember Sept 19th...
@ryan et al
we have seriously got to get a troll icon in here.....
til then : Have A Nice Day (smiley!)
Press the button! press the button!
and then a Delorean with Emmett Brown inside will appear inside the tunnel & ask for directions.....
Green for Go icon - just for the hell of it..
Data-A-Tron (TM) aka the Tragic Roundabout
I vote for the NHS to mislay something (no, not a soggy foot either - b*st**d! me beer shot out me nose when i read that!)
thumbs up for a damn fine idea....!
An Electrifying Article
mine's the insulated jacket with the melted gloves please....
Try Scotland - we still use them here.....
I have to confess to changing passwords at the end of the year & having a moment of (mild) panic when I came back from holiday.. but then remembered the name of the git in personnel that installed 180solutions toolbar on his pc & it all came flooding back!
Thumbs up, cos it's all working (at the moment, anyway!)
amanfromMars - subverted or not?
he (it?)'s starting to write amost English & the Use Of Caps is less! - I wonder if the black helicopter men have found hi... hey! who are you? how did you get in he................
You've set him off again! - pass the dried frog pills to AMFM someone....
I claim my £10!!
amanfromMars almost made sense there! - wonder if he (it?) has been upgraded/got at?
I just checked my primary WSUS server & I see that WDS (windows Desktop Search) V2.6.5, 2.6.6 & 3.0.1 are all classed as plain "updates" & are all set as "no approval set" - meaning that I don't have to worry about it springing up when I'm not expecting it - is someone being a little cavalier with the auto-approval thingy?
I work in the public sector & even when you remind the mpeg storing, CD ripping loon who just installed the 180solutions toolbar "cos it looked cool" that they signed an acceptible use policy, they just complain of harrassment. I'd like to show them what real harrassment is - BOFH style!
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