* Posts by paulc

770 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Oct 2007

Top guns doomed as US Navy demos first carrier-launched drone

paulc

They don't really need carriers either

Just launch these babies off catapults like they used to launch Hurricane fighters off merchant ships for convoy protection. At the end of the mission, have them fly into a big catching net (deploy a brake chute at the right moment).

The Reg puts Vulture inside the Large Hadron Collider

paulc
Coat

machines that go ping?

where were they? I was brought here under false pretenses...

RAF graduates first class of new groundbased 'pilots'

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Thumb Up

Long Service & Good Conduct Medal...

AKA the 15 years undetected medal...

I has one...

Apple files patent for iPhone with wraparound display

paulc
Mushroom

I so wish they still had the "working model" requirement for patents

ie, you can't file the patent unless you also provide a working implementation of said invention...

Facebook to filter angry comments in site tweak

paulc

Impossible to follow conversations in comments anyway

I've seen plenty that have no obvious order to how they're displayed at all... it's not possible to easily find replies to your comments in posts that have attracted quite a few comments on them... basically FB is NOT fit for purpose...

Movie, TV ads annoying? You ain't seen nothin' yet

paulc
WTF?

you honestly believe they'll leave DVDs & BluRays alone!!!

poppycock...

this technology gives them the means to stuff DVDs full of region specific ads and recyle the ads every year as they re-release it in slightly different packages...

They ain't gonna let this opportunity slip past...

we already suffer "unskippable" trailers and other rubbish in DVDs...

LOHAN slips into tight rubber outfit

paulc

Re: Polystyrene? Bubble wrap? Aerogel?

popped bubble wrap and ruptured polystyrene STILL has structure that hold things apart and the air that has gone is replaced by vacuum... a far better insulator with the only mode of heat transfer from one side to the other being conduction through the plastic and radiation across the vacuum... bubble wrap and expanded polystyrene have the additional mode of convection inside the cells...

all in all, popped bubble-wrap and ruptured expanded polystyrene will still have a very good insulation figure...

I'm not sure aerogel will deconstruct as it is an open celled structure in the first place so the air will be replaced by vacuum...

in fact, aerogel was exposed to open space in the Stardust spacecraft as a trap for particles from comet Wild 2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stardust_%28spacecraft%29#Sample_collection

paulc

Bubble Wrap & Space Blanket...

to wrap around the body to keep the heat in...

or if you want to go high tech low mass insulation, use aerogel...

Microsoft: Office 2013 license is for just one PC, FOREVER

paulc
Mushroom

Better still...

"So what are honest customers to do if they need to use Office on more than one computer, or if they plan to buy new PCs before the next version of Office comes out? Anyone who has been following the latest Office launch should already know Redmond's answer to that: those customers should skip the retail version of Office 2013 and get Office 365 subscriptions instead."

I have a better idea... dump them when it comes to the bitter point when the machine breaks down... Invest some time into using LibreOffice in preparation and only use Office for those few things you can't quite do yet in LibreOffice...

Brit robot programmers banged up for £500,000 tax evasion

paulc

Re: Meanwhile...

turnover, then they can't use dodges to make the profit vanish into offshore shell/parent companies

Review: The ultimate Chromebook challenge

paulc
Linux

OK, now how easy is it to wipe the Google cr@pola off?

and stick a sensible Linux on instead?

Canonical unveils fondleslab-friendly Ubuntu 'experience'

paulc
Mushroom

I just want to run Ubuntu on my tablet...

not putz about with a layer on top of Android or futzing around using a dock... I want to wipe Android off a tablet and stick Ubuntu onto it full stop... the hardware should be capable of doing it... so what's stopping them?

Ask Google this impossible question, get web filth as a reward

paulc
Stop

according to my parsing...

the "-4^(1/4)" is mathematical symbology for minus 4 to the power of 0.25 and is a perfectly legal term to have in a search string...

Journo says Elon Musk apologized for Tesla battery fiasco

paulc
Mushroom

Basically still not "Fit For Purpose" as a replacement for Petrol/Deisel

All the whinging from Elon Musk just advertises this fact even more... Streisand Effect in action...

LibreOffice 4.0 ships with new features, better looks

paulc
Stop

Embedded Visios?

How the heck do you get it to open up embedded visio files using visio? Currently clicking on a visio just brings it up as a picture instead of the embedded object it really is...

we use embedded visios and Jude diagrams a lot in our software documentation...

LOHAN teases with quick flash of spaceplane

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Thumb Up

don't forget...

the "This way up", "Other side up" decals on the wings... plus the playmonaut needs a blister/window...

Big biz, expensive beancounters write UK tax law, says senior MP

paulc
Mushroom

Burn the tax codes and start again...

Calamity Brown made it far to complex... it needs to be destroyed and replaced with a system SO simple that there are NO loopholes available...

Flat rate income tax, flat rate internet VAT based on where the purchaser is located not where the hypothetical box office of the multinational corp is "located", NO sneaky paying royalties, IP fees to the offshore based unit to minimise the actual profits of a specific operation in a country (Starbucks, Microsoft, you know you're guilty). Very simplified allowances to be offset against profits/income before applying the flat rate income tax...

Microsoft blasts PC makers: It's YOUR fault Windows 8 crash landed

paulc
Linux

No choice in PC World...

It's Windows 8 on your windows box/lappy or an Apple box/lappy.

No windows 7 machines at all... no Linux boxes either unless you count the stealthy Linux lurking on the routers, printers and smart TVs

Mind you, was able to get my daughter a very decent 15.6 inch display laptop with 6G RAM and DVD writer drive for only £299; pity she could only have Windows 8 on it... I got her start menu and proper desktop back using a third party download...

We trust computers to fly jets... why not trust them with our petabytes?

paulc

Three finger salute...

there's even a three fingered salute for some mission computers... a combination of three hardware switch inputs that will never normally occur together to be used in the event of it freezing. Monitored on the hardware level in simple logic circuits and will force a cold restart when they occur.

Amazon-bashed HMV calls in administrators, seeks buyer

paulc

Re: Wonder how much tax HMV paid

forgot VAT, which HMV were billing UK customers at 20% and paying to HMRC at 20% while Amazon etc. are billing customers in UK at 20%, yet paying to Belgium at a much lower rate and pocketing the difference...

Review: Mio Cyclo 300 cycling satnav

paulc
Mushroom

Re: Cycle routes?

What is most annoying and results in them being disused is the stupid tendency for planners to do the cheap option and put cyclepaths on the normal pavements and expecting the cyclist who is supposedly going in the same way as the main road is to have to stop and cross EVERY flipping sidestreet... the sidestreet traffic should be giving way to cycles... not the other way round.

We always do things on the cheap in this country and then they wonder why it isn't working properly...

The best e-readers for Christmas

paulc
Mushroom

bleeping LoveFilm...

Amazon will only stream it to Kindle Fires... My Galaxy S2 is perfectly capable of handling the stream, but Amazon won't bless it... won't work on Linux either as it needs DRM and that doesn't work on the Moonlight client...

Slash A THIRD off Surface RT price or it's toast, Microsoft told

paulc
Go

come on, pull the other one...

"Channel partners have been "clamouring" to get hold of a Surface device, James Akrigg, Microsoft's head of technology for partners, told us."

Rubbish, no one wants it...

Littlest pirate’s Winnie-the-Pooh laptop on the way home

paulc
Mushroom

Re: Over reaction as usual

which is why they want to make copyright infringement a criminal offence... then the police have to get involved... and us taxpayers have to cover the costs of the police doing the copyright owners dirty work.

paulc
Mushroom

Re: @tkioz -

to defend this, you have to go to court which costs loads of money... fail to turn up, they are awarded the judgement by default...

This is demanding money with menaces... the menace is that the court costs will cost a lot of money whilst paying their lower demand makes the problem go away...

This sort of legal attack using the courts to fleece people of money should be outlawed...

Xboxes stay on sale but may cost Microsoft money in Google case

paulc
Mushroom

the point of the investment...

"Those $12 Billion you paid for Motorola are turning out to be a great investment, right Google? First fire most of the staff and now the patents are worth pennies."

not really... the main point is that others who are hostile to Google don't own/control those patents now... just think, they could be owned by one of Microsoft's non-practising entity shell companies that they use for arm's length attacks

Forget fluorescents, plastic lighting strips coming out next year

paulc
WTF?

I still find it amazing...

that the replacements for incandescent lights contain all the circuitry in their bases to convert the AC into the required supply for the light... surely it would make far more sense to have a decently specced conversion unit that then runs the required supplies to the lights and thus removing all the excessive gubbins that currently gets sent to hazardous waste landfill because of the mercury in the tube... then the mass going to landfill will be far smaller and far fewer resources are required to manufacture the bulbs themselves...

if people went onto LED lighting for their homes, then the lighting circuits could be plain 12V DC.

Bash Street bytes: Do UK schools really need the Raspberry Pi?

paulc
Stop

Re: I am Legend of Coders!

"There is a reason we have Rolls Royce jet engines built in Britain and Nike trainers made in China - it's something to do with the skills needed to do the job and the value of the finished product."

bit behind the times here... engine production is being outsourced now to plants in Poland... I suspect engine servicing and engine testing will be going the same way as well...

Rolls Royce Derby is being slowly but surely outsourced...

NASA's Mars rovers feel effects of TITANIC DUST STORM

paulc
FAIL

Rare?

I wouldn't consider them to be rare...

Patent troll sues just about the whole tech biz over 4 years

paulc
Stop

tell them to get stuffed...

Shared Seed??? what about "code" of the day/hour/minute combined with time of the day to ensure channels hop in synch in secure radio systems? The also used "shared" keys for encryption/decryption of data transmitted over these secure data links... IT'S NOT NEW... I've been using Crypto Fill Guns for loading codes into systems since the early eighties...

anyroad... I believe there's loads of eggheads in secret government departments that could easily find prior art used in secure government comms between parties...

How IT bosses turned the tables on our cushy consultancy gigs

paulc

Get yourself into the security cleared jobs market...

There's no shortage of work for those of us who have achieved the right security clearances... can't outsource or insource those jobs...

Meet the photographer who brings Google Street View INDOORS

paulc

Show Homes?

What happens when said show homes become real homes?

Publicity Stunt of the Week: Ten bizarre phone insurance claims

paulc

Re: Tedium

sounds a bit like the scene in the film "Man Of The House" where Tommy Le Jones rings the suspects phone and the cow starts ringing...

Panel production problems may stop iPad Minis getting into fans' mitts

paulc

from what I can tell...

it would be my Arnova 8c G2... which came at the bargain price of £120 with Wifi only, no GPS, no bluetooth, no proper USB port (doesn't support USB On-the go so can't plug a keyboard into it) and only an 800x600 display...

I can run Angry Birds on it with no problems in response... also damn good for reading de-DRM'd ebooks so Amazon can't remotely wipe my Kindle App books...

PS. we need an "Android" icon...

Black hole spews out 2-million-light-year-long stream of WTF

paulc

'kin huge Mach diamonds...

google them... some nice images

The hoarder's dilemma, or 'Why can't I throw anything away?'

paulc

So the caption didn't give it away then?

"How's about that then?"...

US climate-change skeptics losing support

paulc
Mushroom

Brainwashing the young...

they've been steadily indoctrinating them in the schools for the past ten years and this is why the belief in man made global warming is so strong over there...there is no science to back it up, just faith and constant denial of the true scientific process... get them while they're young and malleable and you can shape them any way you want...

They refuse to accept the evidence that the Earth is now entering a cooling phase.

Boing Boing and Slashdot are particularly filled with true believing warmists...

Naughty Siri breaks law by listing Chinese escorts

paulc
Stop

Story? What Story...

users ask about escorts, get information on escorts...

a real story would have been them censoring the results and having Siri come back with something like "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that" ...

Windows 8 'bad' analyst says Store is a weakness

paulc

Re: differentiators

not all Android tablets support USB on-the-go and just have the absolute minimum USB slave interface...

Sacked British RIM staffers to get minimum legal payout

paulc
Mushroom

Re: At least Canadian severance is ...

"In UK you get 1 weeks pay for each year worked between 22 and 40 . and 0.5 weeks pay for any other years. Tax free upto £30k."

that's discriminatory and downright ageist... it makes it even cheaper to lay off the experienced older staff and the young fresh intake from schools. I can't believe that is still the actual requirements now that the age discrimination ban part of the Equality Act 2010 came into effect on the 1st of this month...

Galaxy Nexus cleared for sale by US court

paulc
Alert

the iPad name...

Apple didn't innovate that name... do some googling... they had to buy the company that originally had an iPad on the market so they could get the rights to the trademark.

Office for Android and iOS to ship by March 2013?

paulc
Mushroom

Obviously the hardware has caught up enough then

to handle the bloat of MS Office...

GDR...

All the other Office suite vendors for IOS and Android must be quaking in their boots now the 800lb gorilla has decided to join in the fun...

Microsoft plans midnight launch for Surface

paulc

Re: Shhhh! - you'll ground the suspended disbelief!

When I was back in the military, we never ever used 00:00 hours for exactly this reason. It was 23:59 until just after when it became 00:01 in the next day...

Ubuntu 12.10: More to Um Bongo Linux than Amazon ads

paulc
Mushroom

abandoned ship when they started pushing Unity on people

and removing means for changing how desktop customisations worked. When I found I couldn't tell the screensaver to use a different directory for the slideshow images and the gnome developer had a smugger than thou "we know best" attitude when it came to bug reports. Gnome using a registry was also a major fail for me...

Ran off to Mint Debian with LXDE and rolling updates... none of that praying the update works every six months or finding it was better to wipe and do a fresh install after having a borked upgrade.

Guardian's Robin Hood plan: Steal from everyone to give to us

paulc
WTF?

typical...

can't figure out how to monetise their web content, so they want to tax everybody instead... yet another dinosaur industry destined to go the way of the buggy whip makers if they fail to innovate their way out of their trap... THEY have to make US want to actually pay for their content... Either bring in really sensible very low micro-payments or else charge a suitable low subscription fee... The Times blew it when they made their subscription cost ridiculously high... in fact they were giving it away with hard copy subscriptions and people still didn't take it up in great numbers...

Brit turns Comp Sci coursework into $100k glad-rags search biz

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Thumb Up

wow...

someone has actually coded something like the App that Penny and Sheldon were trying to create...

Toyota kills city 'e-car for everyone'

paulc
Mushroom

cheap electricity?

"Cheaper electricity will increasingly favour plug-in hybrids over other types, and over petrol- and diesel-only vehicles."

won't happen in Blighty as the beggars will find some way of taxing you for it...

Ten external battery packs

paulc
FAIL

Re: amprere hours

ampere hours is a unit of energy capacity... a very standard unit... it gives me enough information to know just how long it will last at various demand currents.

Virgin Media STILL working on fix for SuperHub corrupt downloads glitch

paulc
Happy

So glad...

I disabled wi-fi from the super hub and just carried on with my normal router hooked up to the superhub and effectively using it as a modem...

Microsoft bod dreams up 'Star Trek holodeck' games console

paulc
Mushroom

Re: idea patents

oh please bring back the prototype requirement for patents... you know, where they actually had to provide a working device in order for the patent to be granted...