53 posts • joined Saturday 20th October 2007 01:38 GMT
Title should be..
Who Flug Dung reports...
only if you...
Then we all have power over... Just by ... we have changed it.
Then what was it?
Sonic MyDVD and I still use it. Simple and works like a charm. Roxio uhh!
DivX. Stoopid me puchased that encoder package. Takes over 3 hours to encode 45 mins of video using a 3.4 Ghz HT machine. Cannot read all formats it is supposed too (and DVDs). The DivX "crowd" were of no help. Now I just .iso for free! 15 minutes tops.
Floppy to the rescue
I live on a small South Pacific Island (Samoa). Had to bypass use of a printer that went down on a 10 year old NT Server. A replacement printer (or any) was unavailable for a couple of weeks.
Hey copy printer to file then to floppy. I have a similiar printer at base, rename file .prn, copy .prn /b LPT1. Viola saved by the floppy.
3D wireless mouse app
Point and click your fingers. (3 axis) Might try that...
Sure no problem while it is still sitting in the packaging. I have used IBM 1 million hour MTBF SCSI(1) drives. Lasted about 10 years @ 6x24x51x10=73440 say 100K hours (being optomistic). Opps... of by a factor of 10.
Not bloody likely
Cracked me off man, I.m still laughing!
Oldies and Goldies
I remember the the original prisoner well most of it anyway.. Black n white TV and enough chemical stimulation untill the TV turned into colour. It all made sense then...
Blakes Seven again tonight.
also leave out
They also leave solder out as well. Our $US 3500 NCR POS laser scanners one AC input lead to the PC board was not soldeed on all our PSU,s causing arcing and intermiitent use. Had a QC sticker on them chinese bricks tho.
No Sir you are nor going senile and yes fake acks or polls was standard procedure 20 years plus ago. We used it for low speed ie. 2400bps to 9600 for Quantel intercountry Nz to Australia terminal conections. I fnot the delay would have caused the end user to go off the deep end...
I use a desktop every day at work oh and servers too...
Sorry we got no radiators here in the tropics the neareset coconut tree is used-)
Tiger direct wanted to charge me $50 US to ship a video board here to American Samoa via the United States Post Office. No thanks, another retailer shipped it for 12 dollars (the correct USPS charge). Bye, bye Tiger.
ounces in a liter?
My guess (unedumicated) tis a problem with gravity or in this case lack of. Apparently worked really well on Terra. Did they not have the same problem with HDD's up there in the first days?
Oh well back to the underater drawing board.
Prefer my piss to be brown/amber and fizzy. .
Time for the Pub.
Government jobs anyone...
Have not noticed any where in the world retrenchment of Goverment positions quite the opposite in fact . In the private sector oh yes, silly private sector doing inane things like growing food, manufacturing ,selling etc. that will teach them.
In the pocket is a job for life card.
Have diamond coated glass on our POS Grocery scanners. After 10 years of use you can barely see a scratch on the glass.
BOFH take that!
Bloody idiots and their tats... Made my day! LOL!
"May they live in interesting times" Old chinese curse.
Paris cause I know she has a tat, somewhere.
Let me through!
That explains why Ipod sales are so high. it's all plot really.
Got problems now, wait until electric vehicles are rife it is going to look like a bowling alley out there.
Well I for one do not not want a plastic vagina to blow up on me! The QA problem?
Time for sedative... pass me another beer.
Chris in La La land (Somewhere in the South Pacific)
That'll impress the wife "Look how fast I can copy a CD for you"
and oh can I have $5000 for the electricity, DEAR!
4PM and time for some really cold ones.
Mines the coconut deflector coat...
Looking at the Large Hadron Collider site their elegant high tech high effiiciecny AC to DC power systems are indeed available (at a price).
We will have to let the bean counters figure the cost benifit ratio, I guess.
Yes DC is more efficient than AC reticulation (resistive losses only), way to go...
Reminds me of the Telephone Exchange I worked in some 35 years ago, DC bus bars down the equipment racks powered via the battery room.
"Rocky Mountaing High..." John was way ahead of his ahh just forgot.
Mine the one with the secret pockets.
Poor Comtech Sod...
Yip 6 years... Hold on a sec. This program has performed... 6 years is a long time for an eX to Pee. An XP, just old water.
Help I'm mothless. Where am I? arrrhhh wot's the point...
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