* Posts by Neil Alexander

296 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2007

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IE icon too familiar for Microsoft EU settlement?

Neil Alexander

Blah blah blah...

Oh dear. Microsoft appear to have created a recognisable icon that helps people to identify their product quickly and easily, just like every other successful brand in the world has done.

We must sue them at once.

Apple nabs 90% of all 'premium PC' dollars

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I use a Mac

... and I use a Mac because I like it. It's user interface just makes more sense to me. It's not about security (after all, a computer is only as secure as it's owner), nor is it about speed. It just does what I want it to.

PC users who are calling Mac users "fanboys" are just as bad as the pretentious over-bearing Mac users out there. It must be jealousy or something. I can't think of any other reason why you'd get so screwed up about it.

BT names more exchanges for early fibre upgrades

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I'm surprised

... to see my Exchange (Durham) listed there. Most of us can't get higher than 1mbps real throughput anyway. My 3 Mobile Broadband is faster than anything BT could give me.

PC repair techs police dangerous picture law

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@ "PC World"

Even as a former PC World employee who used to do hard drive recovery, I would never look at people's files. Disk checking utilities are more than capable of telling whether the data integrity on the hard drive is OK without me sifting through their personal files.

Man hooks home into Twitter

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"Perhaps he then drives home to switch the heater off"

In his Prius, of course.

iPhone 3.0 - born on schedule...

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Flame

@Anonymous Coward

Probably there is a reason that you are an anonymous coward.

Oz boffins to milk 'other half' of WiFi

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Happy

Dear CSIRO

You will not succeed. Thanks though.

iPhone 3G S in the UK: what you need to know

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How will they know whether you are tethering?

It's probably simpler than you think; my bet is that the tethering will be hardcoded by the operators to use a different access point. In that case, it's very very easy for them to now if you're tethering.

I'm amazed that not one of you guys even thought of that.

BT bumps up broadband speeds

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BT

About fucking time.

Paris loses her BlackBerry in Cannes hotel

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@Doc Dish

"Also, can't the BlackBerry be erased over the air?"

Consider reading the article:

"Commenters on the Daily Mail's website were quick to point out that the BlackBerry features a lock-down feature to enable savvy customers to prevent their address books and other data being pillaged if the device is lost. And of course, contacts can also be backed up. Sadly, it appears Paris is not one of the vendor's savvy customers. ®"

HTC's third Android spied online

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Why...

... are all the planned Android phones ugly as hell?

Stallman warns open-sourcers on Javascript-browser trap

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Source code

"Echoing his GPL, Stallman would like to see Javascript code for web services distributed with its original source code"

JavaScript source code is sent in plain text clear as day with your HTML document, mate. It doesn't get much more distributed than that.

However if, you are, in fact referring to the other serverside code that is used in combination with JavaScript and AJAX, then distributing that would be pointless and probably make it hella easy to find flaws in someone's website engine.

Get this man out of my life, please.

Nokia to preinstall Skype on handsets

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Skype on 3

> "UK operator 3 has had some success with its Skype-Phone, but that isn't really VoIP at all, neither can it make SkypeOut calls - so the user is still dependent on 3 for most of their calls."

I have both a Skypephone and a Nokia N95 on 3, and both can make SkypeOut calls.

Apple sued over iPhone smooth scrolling

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Re: Shaun Austin

"Seems to me what the patent describes is a sort of overlayed thumb image representation of the new zoom or scroll position if the user releases the touch at that point. That isn't what the iPhone OS provides by default."

Holding your finger on quite a few text entry boxes on the display to move the cursor about with a pretty "overlayed thumb image representation" is very much provided by the iPhone OS by default.

Wrong kind of winter brings England to a halt

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Heart

Made my day

I've not laughed so much at an article in a long time.

Fring snuggles with Last.fm

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"The client is nice"?

It's the fugliest Symbian application I've ever seen in my life.

Microsoft's Automatic Update - the way to browser competition?

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Giggles.

I notice that Safari's not there.

'Miracle' plane crash was no miracle

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Jet engine failure

Why, if sucking birds into jet engines is such a problem, has nobody ever thought to just put some kind of reinforced net over the engine intake?

Surely that is not rocket science.

Cowon iAudio S9 PMP

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Cowon

I don't know that I can take a device manufactured by a company called "Cowon" seriously.

SuperSpeed USB 3.0 spec finalised

Neil Alexander

Sustained speeds?

No, thanks. I'll stick with FireWire.

LG Renoir eight-megapixel cameraphone

Neil Alexander
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Re: The A-GPS on our sample was quick to get a satellite fix

A-GPS doesn't use satellites. Unlike vanilla GPS, A-GPS uses phone masts to determine it's location. Can we please decide whether we are talking about GPS or A-GPS here?

Dell goes for gold at the virtualization Olympics

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"We got management?"

Well, have you? Hmm?!

Stray question marks ahoy!

Digital divide looms again over superfast broadband for all

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LTE

Alternatively, we could develop real 3G evolution technologies and products so that anyone anywhere can get access to these future Internet services that we hear so much about.

VPN security - if you want it, come and get it

Neil Alexander
Paris Hilton

If you're an average person

... then this will be way too complicated and/or confusing, and then the need for a better solution becomes apparent. You don't seriously expect typical average users to sit at home configuring OpenVPN with subnets, key pairs and connection bridges, do you?

Paris, because she can't work OpenVPN either.

Tosh on top for laptop reliability

Neil Alexander
Unhappy

Hmm.

Couple of years old iBook G4 has been a dream for me. The power management unit got fried once from heavy thunder and lightning (but that also coincidentally zapped a stereo system and a desktop's power management unit that were also connected to mains power).

On the other hand, my Toshiba Satellite overheats regularly, has had a faulty DVD drive (which also blocked other system operations because the drive was almost in a permanent 'waiting to be ready' phase) and dodgy USB ports (that would power surge and then shut the unit down upon connecting some devices).

That's awesome, innit.

Tired of RRoD taunts? Turn your Xbox 360 into a PC

Neil Alexander

Looks nicer

... than the Xbox 360's current shell, that's for sure.

Free Wi-Fi still a goer in San Fran'

Neil Alexander
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Re: Free cancer

In case you didn't realise, radio jammers work by emitting louder stronger signals on the same frequency. Good job.

Making the mobile web ubiquitous

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Re: give up on WAP

WAP's dead anyway. XHTML is the future, where we can actually display rich content instead of bulleted lists.

I also enjoy using mobile services. Windows Mobile's Live application makes finding places easy, the Messenger program and push email are extremely useful (and also entertaining when there's nothing else to do), and with websites like Facebook becoming easier to use on small devices, that's also becoming a popular passe-temps for a lot of people.

Let's remember that there are people out there who would still like access to these services without having to be glued to a desktop or laptop to do it. After all, not all of us are.

Ofcom slaps MTV with £255k fine

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Nobody is forcing you

... to watch MTV or TMF. If the language offends you, my suggestion would be to turn it off or watch something else.

What the hell is wrong with Britain today? Bloody nanny state.

100,000 sign for BT Fon wi-fi love-in

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I did join the BT FON programme...

... and then the new software for the BT Home Hub which powers this FON business caused my router to restart itself at random. As you can imagine, I downgraded the firmware very quickly and stopped using it.

Apple to issue refunds for sparky, prematurely dying products

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Re: Mectron

"but then again, what do you expect from a lousy company like Apple? Wonder if there is still any Apple mindless Drones to say that Apple Make high quality product? Here is a news flash: They never did."

High horse alert! Please stop pretending like people are actually going to take you seriously.

Fring brings Skype to the iPhone

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Re: Benny

"Seriously, next he'll be telling me I cant Linux on MY ipod, or run an app I build myself on MY MacBook. I really don't understand why hes so bothered, it's not like it affects them in anyway!"

Ah, but that's where you're wrong. It matters an awful lot to Apple, because they have a very expensive handset that is overhyped and the only way an operator will ever sell it is on an 18-month contract at least.

The moment that operators realise that people are using this very expensive (and therefore, heavily subsidized) tool to make calls over their data network for what is more likely less expensive than their own network, or even free, then suddenly there is nothing in it for the operator and they'll stop carrying the handset. That'd be the end of Apple iPhone, in Steve Jobs' eyes.

Having said that, though, a lot of phone operators are already ruling against VoIP use on their data networks in their terms and conditions.

HTC S730 Windows Mobile smartphone

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Re: Re. What the hell

"On our review handset, once you are in the main Start menu, the D-pad will only allow you to cycle around the 9 icons on that page. The only way to get to the next page is to hit 'More'."

On mine, pressing down on the D-pad when focused on the bottom row of icons scrolls down by bringing the next row of icons onto the screen. Different software version, maybe, some bug or something I don't know. I've never seen a Windows Mobile 6 smartphone that doesn't let you scroll down with the down key, though.

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Dead Vulture

What the HELL.

"The only niggle is the main menu area: to move to the next 'page' of icons you have to hit the More soft-menu key, but to move back you have to hit the Back key. Why in the name of all that is holy can you not just scroll up and down through the entire list?"

Uh, you can. Press the up and down buttons on the D-pad. No softkeys involved.

O2: We didn't know we were capping 3G data speeds

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Well

I just did a speedtest on O2 EDGE and I'm getting 127kbit/s. I would have expected much better from any 3G network, even O2.

Microsoft gives XP an extra two years to live (kinda)

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@ M. Burns

"IPv6 compatibility would be a very stupid reason to switch to Vista from, say, XP. If your PC is on a NAT network, as for example on a home router, then IPv6 on the PC is irrelevant and IPv6 compatibility is a router issue not an OS issue."

... except for the fact that using a NAT with IPv6 is totally redundant. In fact, I'd be surprised if it worked at all. The idea is that each computer has it's own IPv6 address which is automagically routed by the same gateway so that NAT is not necessary.

(Also who the hell comes up with the names for these Linux distributions? "PCLinuxOS" sounds like it was thought up by a nine year old!)

Mac is the first to fall in Pwn2Own hack contest

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So, uh

The competition is made up of three computers that are as close to factory defaults as possible? Doesn't anyone realise that a very large percentage of security holes on computers come from software that users voluntarily install?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/27/buggy_flash_menace/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/12/march_patch_tuesday/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/25/vmware_critical_vuln/

http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2008/03/27/firefox_security_flaws_update/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/11/adobe_reader_exploit/

And in my opinion, even with computers that are at factory default, having a user click a link doesn't really count as hacking per-se. Let's face it; the typical person is going to be connected through one of:

1) wireless networks with no port forwarding by default;

2) other routed networks with no port forwarding by default;

3) GPRS/EDGE/3G/HSDPA networks with no port forwarding by default;

4) a firewall.

In this case, what does it matter if a port is opened here or there? There aren't really that many standard modems in use anymore where you are completely externally exposed, and if you are stupid enough to be using one without a firewall, or if you are stupid enough to permanently have your router/gateway set to DMZ, you are asking for trouble. If you are stupid enough to allow a hacker onto your LAN, ...

If a hacking competition is based on the idea that someone is going to have to physically walk up to your computer and stick a crossover cable in the side of it to do any real harm, then the competition is sorta flawed. In that case, I would be more concerned about someone breaking into my house rather than "hacking" my computer.

Similarly, a competition where people have had the time to orchestrate their attack and just execute it when they get there is equally flawed.

I'm a Mac user day-to-day. I don't believe that the system is completely secure, which is why I keep my firewall up, regularly install updates and security patches and don't set myself up for trouble. At the same time, I don't expect everything I install to be completely secure. I have had previous Windows computers that have been infected with viruses before my first logon after a fresh reformat and reinstall (just by being connected to a LAN during setup). But at the same time, I've also had Windows installs in the past that have been flawless for as long as they have been in use. Computers are inherently insecure, regardless of your operating system.

Okay, yeah. So the MacBook got beaten first, and now this has happened, the playing field is leveled a bit. The moral of the story is "use your firewall, install your updates and don't click links you don't trust". Now will the Windows or anti-Mac zealots please stop with the "take this, fanboys!" attitude? Your operating system is not perfect either, yet I do not waste my time bashing your system. Get back to me when it is and then I might be less tempted to gouge out your eyes with a screwdriver.

It seems the word "hacking" is vastly misunderstood these days.

WiMAX has 'failed miserably'

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@ "Oh, 3G also has more latency than EDGE/GPRS."

I just experimented with ping times on both 3G and EDGE connections.

Huawei 3.6mbps 3G USB modem on the 3 network (the software claims 2 of 4 available signal bars) had ping times to 66.249.91.99 (a Google IP address) at 134ms, 134ms, 133ms and 133ms. A HTC device using USB internet sharing on the O2 EDGE network (the phone claims 4 of 4 available signal bars) had ping times of 886ms, 675ms, 832ms and 730ms.

I don't know what explanation there is for that, be it technological differences, backhaul or what, but that's a pretty marked difference.

Mac OS X Tiger out, Leopard back in

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Hmm

I've been using Leopard since the day before the "countdown" release (the courier people delivered my preorder faster than Apple announced it's release), and frankly, I've not once thought about going back to Tiger.

Yeah, I couldn't get Office 2004 to work, but I'm an avid iWork user anyway so I don't miss it. Aside from that, I haven't come across anything else that hasn't worked. My laptop is by no means a powerhouse - it's just a plain and simple iBook G4 - and I've noticed a pretty solid speed boost since my upgrade.

The only way to benefit from a new version is to cooperate with it until it feels normal.

Elonex £99 Eee PC rival to arrive in June

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The specs...

... make that a fairly hefty £100.

DivX shutters also-ran cat piano video site

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Unhappy

Hmm...

All this speak about H.264 being a part of Flash is all great and wonderful, but most of the user-generated video content on YouTube and such will probably never *ever* reach the superb quality that H.264 is capable of delivering. After all, they've got away with compressing everything to merry hell for some time now, and will probably continue to do so regardless of the codec in use.

Major websites sending YouTube-quality content gives people the impression that their connection can't do much better. Stage6 and the DivX codec actually showed the contrary, and did it well.

I trust that the people who complain about the DivX codec and Stage6 are the same sort of people who are still running System 7 and watching VHS tapes from 1991.

Geordie cops arrest two for Wi-Fi squatting

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"Missing technical knowledge?"

There is not really any excuse for failing to set up your network properly. I do not know of one wireless router that comes without an instruction/guidance booklet explaining how the wireless security works and what it does - and I've set up a lot of wireless routers.

If you take the router out of the box, plug it in without reading the instruction manual, and your connection is unsecured by default, then that is as much your own fault for not reading the instructions that were provided. Heaven forbid that we should allow people to drive before actually learning the laws of the road; why should things like wireless security be different?

The wireless security setup procedure in any commercial wireless router is not any more difficult than "go to this address, tick the box, enter a wireless key, click Apply". If the user can't understand the fundamental details of the technology from reading the instruction manual, then what is the user doing with the technology to start with?

Incidentally, whether computers or wireless-capable devices should automatically connect to a wireless network is not at all relevant. The fact is, is that there are devices that do regardless. I have a 802.11-capable mobile phone. If I leave the wireless on and it stumbles across an open network, it might connect to it. (I say might because, well, frankly, I've never tried.) If it succeeds, my EDGE data session could get paused and then could get moved across to WLAN. If my Windows Live Messenger or push email services are active, they could reconnect using this new connection. All of this takes place without even taking the device out of my pocket. Would the police still like to run down the street and take me away for it?

If you take the two minutes that is required to tick the box that turns your wireless security on during your initial setup procedure that, in all likeliness, you'll never have to repeat, then that won't happen. You can then go to bed at night knowing full well that:

- innocent passers-by will not be unknowingly connected to your network;

- less innocent passers-by will only be able to get into your network by deliberately trying to attack your network or find your key, and if they do "steal" your connection, they have done it deliberately and you have a case against them;

- you've made the effort to actually understand the technology and prevent such mishaps from happening.

Long live common sense.

Premium rate watchdog launches 'Am I being ripped off?' text line

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Re: 070 numbers

Ofcom suggest that you aren't supposed to be using 070 numbers for premium rate stuff anyway, but number portability only.

They even have a section on the website for their criteria of appropriate use! Cute.

"3. The National Telephone Numbering Plan (‘the Plan’) states that there are three essential requirements re use of 070 Telephone Numbers:

...

Part B3.2 states that the numbers from the 070 range must not be used for Premium Rate Services (defined in the ‘Definitions and Interpretation’ Section of the Plan)

..."

Skipton in lost laptop security woes

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Seems like...

... losing data is the fashion of this year. ;)

Safe drinking guidelines 'plucked out of the air'

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"Does anyone actually listen to what the government says anyway?"

Depends. Do you want the government to take your driving license away and subject you to a life of public transport and otherwise immobility when you try and drive home from the pub?

Public transport. Pff.

Cannon runs amok, kills nine fleshies

Neil Alexander

Typical

Looks like the Microsoft brain interface was deployed sooner than we thought.

Homicidal thoughts, anyone?

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