* Posts by Flocke Kroes

4551 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2007

It's official. You can get FUCT, US Supremes tell scandalized bureaucrats in rude trademark spat

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Re: Who will buy this clothing?

Not interested because they cannot spell. Where can I get Beatrix Kiddo's shoes?

Bill G on Microsoft's biggest blunder... Was it Bing, Internet Explorer, Vista, the antitrust row?

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Microsoft did not used to need to see the future

Their initial master stroke was getting a per-machine license fee for software bundled with early IBM PCs. When someone else came up with a killer app Microsoft bought a third rate competitor, pissed on it until they liked the flavour and bundled the result with their monopolyware. The vast majority of customers could not measure quality and did not see the value in buying software that worked when they could muddle through with the rubbish that came pre-installed.

For some reason Microsoft did not follow their winning strategy with phones. They tried creating the OS themselves even though writing software is not one of their core strengths (they excel at licensing it). They did not require all new PCs to come with a bundled Microsoft phone. Using a monopoly in one field to gain a monopoly in a new one is illegal because it is so effective you can pay the fines and still make a huge profit. If Microsoft had played to their strengths we would all be waiting ten minutes for our phones to boot up and would have to end calls when the virus scanner was active.

Go fourth and multi-Pi: Raspberry Pi 4 lands today with quad 1.5GHz Arm Cortex-A72 CPU cores, up to 4GB RAM...

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Re: Upton reckons that the 2GB version will be the most popular

My largest computer has 2GB so I expect that is plenty for many use-cases. When I buy one Pi 4 it will have 4GB in case I need it for some reason later because it will be cheaper than "upgrading". The obvious use case for 2GB is if you are buying a hundred. You might actually notice £1000 off the bill that includes boxes, PSUs, video cables and installation. If you are buying monitors, SDHC cards, keyboards, mice and installing ethernet cables too then the extra money for 4GB becomes rounding a error.

I too am surprised that 2GB is expected to be popular but Pi's often end up in places that are price sensitive. That must be a bigger market segment than we think.

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Re: Sata

I have 3 spinning disks attached to a Pi via USB (and three more attached so something similar which does have an SATA port attached to an SSD). With an SATA port I would need a new box to hold the Pi and one disk + power for the disk. There are SATA hubs so I could connect all three but then I would need vibration mounts so the disks do not trash each other.

With eSATA the disk can go in a different box but it still needs power. With eSATAp, the disk could get power but not from the Pi. If there is an eSATAp hub then each disk would then need adaptors to separate the power from the SATA. (I used to own two eSATA devices. They were fine until they broke and I had to switch back to USB to recycle the SSDs.)

Boxes with a USB->SATA bridge plus power are cheap. If I run out of USB ports USB hubs are cheap. In seven years I have had two of those 6 disks fail. As all the enclosures are USB3 I could swap out the broken disk, attach it and its backup to a USB3 device and restore the data in a couple of days.

USB may be ugly but it is cheap and I have spare parts lying around. An SATA solution would require buying multiple expensive parts for redundancy and extra fiddling with a screwdriver to move disks around during a restore.

That other box I have is not noticeably faster for having the OS on SATA SSD instead of SDHC like a Pi. Mythic Beasts run their Pi servers with network attached storage and those have been hosting www.raspberrypi.org for years.

If you have a use-case that fits on a small cheap computer but only with SATA, try a cubox or something similar. A Pi 4 can solve plenty of problems without SATA so I can see why they chose to save money there.

'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev

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It is not that hard to understand

Dave Chinner wasn't driven away. Brilliant contributors can explain why they are right and Linus is wrong. Mediocre contributors have a strong incentive to read, understand, think and test before contributing. Time wasters get a thorough scolding and hopefully do not waste other peoples' time again until they get a clue.

Have you ever been on the receiving end of a frothing-at-the-mouth swearing rant screamed so loud that they can hear it in the car park and enjoyed every second of it because you know what is going to happen when you calmly explain why the ranter has entirely misunderstood what is happening?

Those darn users don't know what they're doing (not like us, of course)

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Did anyone else notice

The isometric drawing of a stone age computer includes a 3½" CDROM and a 5¼" floppy disk drive?

UK Home Sec kick-starts US request to extradite ex-WikiLeaker Assange

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Re: Sweden

I would rather face charges of sexual assault in Sweden than any custodial charge in the US.

RAMBleed picks up Rowhammer, smashes DRAM until it leaks apps' crypto-keys, passwords, other secrets

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Now you got me confused

They fill row X with either zeroes (or ones), then repeatedly make pairs of connections to sshd, and by magic arrange for sshd to put its decrypted key in rows (X+1) and (X-1), thus hammering row X and possibly causing a bit to flip in X. Later they read through X looking for the bit flip. ECC should detect the flipped bit and correct it so they should read zeroes (or ones) but with a tiny delay.

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Too defeat ECC

When ECC detects an error it causes a delay while preparing the corrected data. The researchers detected this by timing instructions. ECC is an extra layer that slows this attack but does not prevent it completely.

JavaScript tells all, which turns out not to be so great for privacy: Side-channel leaks can be exploited to follow you around the interweb

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"losing a lot of web functionality"

I thought that was the entire point of disabling javascript. The functionality that gets disabled is at best not for my benefit and the page is usually more readable without it.

Protip: No, the CIA will not call off a pedophilia probe into your life in exchange for Bitcoin

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I got the headline all backwards

I assumed the FBI could not be bought off in advance because they expected to steal the bitcoin afterwards anyway.

NASA goes commercial, publishes price for trips to the ISS – and it'll be multi-millionaires only for this noAirBNB

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Re: An SLS/Orion launch for $666M?

Oops - major typo: Six seats on Orion, launch cost $2G so it is only $333M.

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Re: Dump Fee

At the present rate of Soyuz flights you will be on the ISS for two or three months before there is a return seat available.

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Re: Return trip to ISS price

In increasing order of fictionalness:

Soyuz: $60M to $80M per seat. The price went up when they became a monopoly and will probably fall again when there is competition.

Crew dragon: $20M-$25M.

Starliner: $54M (My guess is this number was chosen to be cheaper than Soyuz so it might change with the cost of a Soyuz seat.)

Dream Chaser: There are two flavours: crew and cargo. They are quite different. NASA has ordered launches of the cargo version to ISS but cancelled funding for the crew version. There has been talk of Crew Dream Chaser launching from Stratolaunch, Ariane 5, Atlas V and Falcon 9. Falcon 9 is the cheapest: ($50M+Dream Chaser)/7

BFS: 100,000kg to LEO for around $10M. If we call that 100 people + 900kg each for luxuries like air, water, food and a small car that makes $0.1M per seat. That many people aboard the ISS may well be too much for the life support systems so passengers would have to spend most of their time on BFS (which has a similar pressurised volume).

Blue Origin: New Sheppard cannot get anything to ISS but New Glenn could. The Blue Moon lander is a bit small but the stretched version could carry passengers. The system would be massive overkill for sending a few people to ISS. Perhaps passengers could stop there for lunch before going to the moon. No information on prices but there may be a discount with Amazon Prime.

Orion/SLS: $666M. Most of that cost is SLS. You could launch Orion on Falcon Heavy. As FH is not man rated you would need to launch the passengers separately on a Crew Dragon but it would still be far cheaper than SLS. Further savings could be made by not launching Orion at all. (I am being a little unfair. Orion is intended to go to LOPG. SLS could get it there. If launched by Falcon Heavy, another launch would be required to get the Interim Cryogenic Propulsion Stage into orbit to push Orion to LOPG. Like New Glenn/Blue Moon, SLS/Orion is overkill for ISS.)

HP boss: Intel shortages are steering our suited customers to buy AMD

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Re: basic boxes

Lets face it (Libre)office, email and a browser run fine on the current generation of Raspberry Pi and HP know it but they would much rather sell something with a bigger profit margin.

Devs slam Microsoft for injecting tech-support scam ads into their Windows Store apps

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Re: I'm so angry!

I ceased to be angry with Microsoft when it became possible to claim back the Microsoft tax on laptops. They are a bit like Trump - do you laugh or worry that there are people who still believe what they say.

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Re: "Avoid Redmond..."

My most common use of Windows is the self-service checkouts at the super-market (I know they are Windows because I have seen them crashed). Next on the list is probably ATM use. They were (are?) XP. Once every five years I tell a Windows device that I have arrived for my regular check-up at my local surgery. It is possible there are some other Windows machines I use less frequently that have successfully hidden their OS by not crashing when I see them.

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

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Re: Recalcitrant doors

Ripley needed acidic blood but Charlie Croker's gang got the door off fine using only '60s tech in the Italian job.

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Re: chain-link fence

If you are too lazy to walk around a chain-link fence get a friend to stand behind you and pull on both sides to create a little slack then you rotate one of the wires. The wires are flattened helices. Each rotation moves the wire up (or down) a notch. Repeat until you have a big enough gap to get through - or you divide the fence in two.

NASA boffins may just carve your name on a chip and send it to Mars if you ask nicely

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Plenty of space

At 37x75nm per letter a 10mm X 10mm can hold 4.6 letters for each of the 7.7G humans on the planet. You should be able to get your name on the chip - as long as the bots are not to active.

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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Re: "people who "betray" Britain"

Is publishing MP's expenses treason or extremist content?

SpaceX takes a leaf from the Microsoft playbook and stands down Starlink for an update

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Wrong question

Will I get free delivery for my satellite with a Prime subscription?

Dedicated techie risks life and limb to locate office conference phone hiding under newspaper

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Re: cat | tr

Watch out for PETA! If they ever here about your cat abuse there will be trouble.

AI has automated everything including this headline curly bracket semicolon

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Re: Are you sure real stupidity get us there

Alan Turing thought it would be difficult to make a machine that could pass a Turing test but ELIZA did just fine in the '60s because the vast majority of testers did not know how to exploit AIs' weaknesses. The key to making money from AI is not faster computers or better software but a steady supply of rich and powerful idiots. Truly we are entering the golden age of AI.

P-p-p-pick up a Pengwin: Windows Subsystem for Linux boffins talk version 2

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Anyone want to guess ...

... what year will Windows = Linux+WINE

Photo 'memories' storage biz Ever uses family snaps to train facial recognition AI

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Re: WTF!

But what happens if you ask Ever IA to find "idiot"?

If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend

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Re: Shortcut curious...

Never

> When is it acceptable to top post?

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I also recommend

echo strange $collection of b{ash,oltons}

And proof-read the output. Or:

m -rf /

Proof-read and if I am certain press <home>r<enter>

Rocket Lab picks up the pace while SpaceX sends a Dragon to the Space Station

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Re: NASA has plenty of budget

NASA gets that budget on the condition that they throw about $2B/year down the SLS toilet. One of the reasons they could not build a a rocket in a decade was because they were required to keep their old contractors in business by ordering modified space shuttle parts. NASA gets to spend a little of their budget on science and exploration and have achieved wonders with it. Imagine what they could do if the US senate did not tell them how to spend their slice of tax payers' money.

The Year Of Linux On The Desktop – at last! Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 brings the Linux kernel into Windows

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Re: drive activity

watch cat /sys/class/block/sda*/stat

White House issues Executive Order on cybersecurity, including hacker Hunger Games

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Re: the thing to look out for

If you get a call from one of the suppliers about a bill the has not been paid, you should have left the month before.

Taylor drift: Finally, a use for AI emerges? Cyber-smut star films fsck-flick in Tesla with Autopilot, warns: 'I wouldn't recommend it'

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Re: Tesla now, SpaceX next ?

You found a cob-web on spacex.com. The original plan was two people in a crew dragon launched on a Falcon Heavy. Falcon Heavy will never be human rated so the new plan involves about ten people on a shiny space ship.

Backup bods Backblaze: Disk drive reliability improving

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"Backblaze has just four brands in its estate"

Wow! Only four of the last remaining three.

Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin successfully lobs another capsule beyond the edge of space

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Status metrics vary with time

For now, Falcon 9 wins on size (L=70,⌀=3.66) and reaching orbit but size will matter when Bezos launches New Glenn (L=82, ⌀=7m). Perhaps one day when the supply of pork is seriously threatened SLS will launch (L=111, ⌀=8.4+2x3.7m). Not to be out-done, Musk will answer with a Spaceship (L=118, ⌀=9m).

For now, Bezos in winning on reuse and it is hard to predict whether Bezos or Musk will put people in space first. No matter what, SLS will massively exceed everyone else combined on cost.

America's anti-hacking laws are so loose, even Donald Trump Jr broke them. So, what do we do about it?

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Re: An Alternative

Tedx talk on sortition.

Jocasta? Jocasta! Don't ram that trolley into the man: New tech promises an end to this scenario

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I thought it was a David Nobbs reference

Linda Patterson (née Perrin) has two children: Adam and Jocasta.

President Trump sits down with Twitter boss for crunch talks: Why am I losing followers?

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Re: I have a new, great, better plan to Make something better

Actually the Trump method is to order services complain about them and not pay the bill. He has been famous for not paying contractors for decades. All twitter has to do is present a bill for Trump not to pay, Trump will think he has won and everything is sorted.

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Re: Reality sets in.

I am not so sure about that. I just checked a Google image search for Trump and five other idiots make the top ten. For some reason he does not even appear until fourth place. I blame the Democrats. When Republicans had a majority they worked hard to maintain his position. The Democrats just aren't making the same effort.

Windows 10 May 2019 Update thwarted by obscure tech known as 'external storage'

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Re: External media

Possession of external storage devices has been a criminal offence for years. You are required to upload everything to a cloud via GCHQ and make it available to all businesses so you receive more relevant advertising. Next you will be trying to make notes with a pencil and paper. Quick, buy yourself an Apple pencil so you cannot accidently make that mistake.

Baffling tale of Apple shops' 'non-facial' 'facial recognition', a stolen ID, and a $1bn lawsuit after a wrongful arrest

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How about ...

... making the difference between $1billion and the maximum sane pay day fraud?

It was that gosh-darn anomaly again, says SpaceX as smoke billows from Crew Dragon test site

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At least auto spelling correct did not strike

The Antares rocket carrying a Cygnus spacecraft actually launched from a space port in Virginia.

Wannacry-slayer Marcus Hutchins pleads guilty to two counts of banking malware creation

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Cost of plea deals

Krebs researched publicly available information on Hutchins. In short, Hutchings wrote and distributed malware which might possibly count as legal free speech in the US if he did not know any of the recipients were going to use it to a commit a crime. This pre-dates Kronos. Hutchins' pseudonyms from that time stopped doing anything naughty (eg: hiring others to sell his malware) long before Kronos.

Beyond all possible doubt Hutchins is guilty of talking to the FBI under caution and without a lawyer. [Do not sign the form that says "I have been read my rights" because between that and the signature box is says "I waive my right to a lawyer". The three things you say during an FBI interview are "Am I free to go?", "Where's my lawyer" and "No comment".] He is also guilty of saying something that can be interpreted as suspicious while talking on a prison phone.

The plea agreement is all about conspiring with Vinny to sell his Kronos malware. Now that there is a plea agreement the FBI are unlikely to show any evidence they may have. From the outside it will be impossible to tell if Hutchins signed because he is guilty or because of expediency.

The FBI have done all the standard tricks to (make themselves look guilty) / (convict a criminal with minimal expense to tax payers). I think plea deals cost a large amount of public accountability and confidence in the FBI and legal system.

Hey criminals, need a getaway vehicle? There's an app for that... Car share tool halts ops amid crime wave, arrests

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Surprised it is not Prawo

Prawo Jazdy is the worst driver in Ireland.

Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

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Leaning tower of SpaceX

The Falcon Heavy centre core fell over before SpaceX employees could secure it to the deck. The robot that does this task for Falcon 9 does not fit Falcon Heavy but apparently this will be fixed for STP-2. As there is a centre core in the garage this should not cause delays.

Watch Toyota's huge basketball robot shoot a hoop, and read up on how you should think about AI and, erm, Jesus

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Re: Christian-Jewish mono and poly theism

The Bible has plenty of references to Israelites being berated and punished for idolatry and polytheism. Christianity and Judaism have made a thorough effort to forget their polytheistic ancestry. Their god used to have a wife - Asherah, the Queen of Heaven. It was a bad break up and she got edited out of the bible but the archeological evidence remains.

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Re: I.Geller

amanfromMars 1 is a more entertaining parody generator. Try mixing in a bit of Ezekiel. There's a man who know his mushrooms.

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Re: Created in the image of the creator

Gods get created over and over. The primordial Greek gods got demonised when they were replaced by the titans and the titans got demonised when they were replaced by the Olympians. The Greek Olympians were a bit too Greek for the Romans so they got recreated with a stronger Roman flavour. The god of Judaism was a bit Jewish for the Christians so they created an updated version closer to their own values.

Every culture creates their own gods - sometimes by recycling older ones. Hundreds of different gods and I have never seen any of them. Not even the invisible pink unicorn.

A quick cup of coffee leaves production manager in fits and a cleaner in tears

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Re: When Urban Myths Come True

There is a similar legend about one intensive care bed having a higher mortality rate than the others.

As for turning up early, it is an opportunity to get some of my work done before the problems arrive.

French internet cops issue terrorist takedown for… Grateful Dead recordings?

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Re: Oh look

The Brits and Americans have already competed in a stupidity contest. After almost three years it is still difficult to decide who lost.

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The time has come...

... to code up an IA that identifies terrorist limericks to automate the take down process. The tricky bit is the asking price. If I offered a complete solution for £3M I doubt they would bite. Probably better at ask for £30M plus £20M/year for updates.