Posts by thefutureboy
131 posts • joined Thursday 18th October 2007 09:49 GMT
Re: Actually ...
Maybe you should educate rather than alienate "the video game set"?
Re: Ho about other simulation games?
Yeah but at least you'd have Run DMC It's Tricky playing through your mind as you plummeted to your demise.
So...
...more importantly: What was Schrödinger's Cat's name?
Re: Glass can also enhance a couple's foreplay
It's business, it's business time!
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy
Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie
Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie
Blondie, blondie, blondie, blondie
Blondie, blondie
Leggy blonde, goodbye, goodbye
Maybe from a fish with three eyes?
Other wise known as a fiiish.
Pass me my coat, it is the one with the '101 Jokes From Yesteryear' in the pocket.
Re: Pass the popcorn please
"Poporn"...is that rude pictures of the Teletubbies?
Re: Do they also like
I poked a bamboo cane into a wasp nest once having been dared and goaded into it by a "friend"...only one wasp came out but it made a beeline (!) for my eyes and stung me on my eyebrow. I have not done this again.
Posted in Jackson’s Hobbit becomes a trilogy
Peter Jackson seems to be creating a school of cinema where the only criteria (criterion?) for the next film is it must be longer than the previous one.
Posted in LG readies bonkers big telly for sale
Knock down walls?
I know it is 2m wide but it is probably significantly thinner than that...unless you try some kind of Chuckle Brothers stylee comedy attempt to get it through a door. To me, to you etc
Re: Child Protection
And I guess my previous post got three down votes for the use of the word 'football'? :-P
Child Protection
When I attended the child protection session of the Level 1 Football Coaching course, the question about child photographs obviously came up. One of the main reasons photos of children are not published, particularly with accompanying names, is to protect children who have been removed from abusive families and relocated to safer places.
Posted in Sony preps PS3 with old-school design
Re: 16GB?
Word (or rumours) is it will be a PS3 aimed at media and possibly game streaming.
Posted in Lego ponders Portal pack
Lemons!
There better be lemons so I can burn someone's house down...with the lemons!
Re: Maybe
Had a similar problem on an IBM (or was it a Tosh...my memory fades) laptop many years ago. I tightened all the screws on the underside of the case and it was fine for ever more.
Re: So hate me why don't you
OK, as you wish.
I own Blues Brothers 2000 as it is in a double pack with the original. My love of the original, however, has prevented me from ever watching the sequel.
And remember, you can't lie to a nun.
Posted in Brits spent £334 each year on games
Re: Fixed it for ya PC gaming
How kind of you to give people permission to own a PS3 under certain circumstances, very generous of you.
Posted in Speedball 2 Brutal Deluxe
Re: No mention of Ice Cream?
Ice cream! Ice cream!
Always seemed to get shouted whenever I messed something up or let in a goal...was sure the game was just taking the mickey.
Posted in Tomb Raider dev denies Croft rape scene
Surely?
"...running his hand over Lara's curves before knocking her to the ground and straddling her; she shoots him almost immediately."
Surely they have that last bit the wrong way round?
Pseud's Corner Calling...
...they would like that opening paragraph, please.
Looks like a handy little phone, I wonder if not having ICS is a deliberate strategy from Samsung to differentiate it from their higher end models?
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I'm surprised Russell Brand had enough spare time to come up with a flexi-keyboard.
Red rag to a bull
Typeface discussion on El Reg is like a speed camera discussion on a motoring forum. Or like a speed camera discussion on El Reg for that matter...
Posted in Hands on with the Nikon D3200 DSLR
Hands on?
For about 10 seconds to take a few shots and then just write up the rest from the press release?
Re: Top Flying!
Hmmmmm, have I been duped then? Looks likely... :-(
Marge to Homer:
I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower.
Top Flying!
How seriously cool is that!
There can be only one
Highlander 2.
Why oh why, in the name of all that is pure and holy, why?
Posted in The seven types of commentard
Re: Clearly flawed
Not to mention those of us who *know* we are comedians.
Posted in Cineworld flaunts '4D' movies
So...
...that'll be at least another fiver on top of the ticket price.
I've been thinking (can you smell burning?)
So...add a second coat and it will be 100x better again! A few more coats and we'll only need one aerial for the whole of the world.
Mine's the two thin coats please, not the thick one.
I wonder...
...how long it took the photographers to :
a) Catch a bamboo shark
b) Find a carpet shark
c) Stuff one into the other
I'm sure Photoshop would've been quicker.
Tax?
Isn't the amount of import duty greater for a TV with a tuner rather than a monitor?
I for one...
...welcome our Nazi prehistoric zombie-making virus overlords.
Posted in George Lucas: 'No more Star Wars'
I don't get it...
...if he wanted Greedo to shoot first in the first place why didn't he film it that way in the first place?
Posted in George Lucas: 'No more Star Wars'
No...
He said he was going back to art house film making so Howard the Duck 2 must be his first project.
ALLAHU AKBAHR
Isn't he that fish-like-looking general in Star Wars?
I see what you did there!
Very good! :-)
Posted in 2011's Best... Games
Thoroughly nice
Glad to see you read the article first. Oh wait, you didn't.
BF3 & MW3 = FPS.
The other eight games <> FPS.
Posted in Lemmings
I remember!
There was an excellent article in .EXE magazine (remember that people?) by your own delightful Verity Stob, about playing Lemmings and then breaking into the office to complete a level having dreamt of the solution? Any chance of a link? Can't find it on Google...
Camp? Camp?
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Everybody likes parfait
Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
Posted in Premier League loses footie decoder case
Down side...
The down side of this ruling is the new found legality of allowing matches to be shown at 3pm on a Saturday afternoon. Currently no live matches may be shown at that time so as to not discourage football fans from attending lower league football by giving them the opportunity to watch 'better' football. This will no longer be the case.
Ha ha ha
'Help, help, I'm under attag'
That made me larf.
Posted in Verity's secret shame revealed
Whilst on the phone spelling something, my wife rather splendidly used:
"N for Knob"
