Re: ...started drinking from a bottle.
Reminds me of Mitchell & Webb's Vet sketch
1265 posts • joined 17 Oct 2007
"Can you say "over-reaction"
And if they hadn't, the robot would have got taken out, just 2 days before its retirement.
"all those in a position to influence the decision, from the EU President downwards, agree that a newly independent Scotland would have to reapply to join the EU"
But that was on the basis of Scotland seceding from the UK and its treaty obligations. In the event of the English voting "out" in an EU referendum and the Scots, Welsh and Irish voting "in", England could effectively have to secede from the UK while Scotland, Wales and NI would inherit the EU membership?
"the UK has a tendency towards Conservative government"
Is this just a reflection of human selfishness, or getting more right wing as you get older? You start off young and poor so you vote Labour, but once you start climbing the economic ladder, you don't want to pay to support the less fortunate below you so you vote Tory?
"Combined with some explosive blots to rid the weight of the wings/engine/luggage, then maybe?"
Who would be in charge of jettisoning the wings/engines/luggage? The pilot and copilot may agree that the aircraft is doomed and press the emergency button, but what about the orphanage/kitten sanctuary/financial services hub* in the path of the flaming debris? Will the button refuse to operate over populated areas? A doomed pilot may still have enough control to heroically ditch the aircraft where it will minimize ground casualties, but given an escape route, may decide to save themselves! (Apologies, I'm doing pilots an incredible dis-service to make my point)
* People have different priorities for completing "Won't someone think of the...?"
New PCs will come with some hardware that old versions of Windows won't support. Or the latest version of your business critical app will only work with the latest version of Windows. Or the fix for some newly discovered exploit that's been a ticking timebomb in the code base since 3.11 is not going to get back-ported to XP.
You're on the upgrade treadmill and you're going to get milked.
"we can all put the kettle on and have a cup of tea when Eastenders finishes"
Then the solution is to ban Eastenders.
I'm going to get a tattoo of an Apple Watch on my wrist.
Do the people of Tamworth spell things differently?
Due to the deafening sound of rumbling tummies!
There's no need to ban zero-hours contracts, just enact a law that all overtime (the hours worked over your contracted hours) must be paid at double the hourly rate. If you're on a zero hours contract, you're going to be earning at least double the minimum wage rate.
"Yay, we're all European (Irish) now"
Rev Ian Paisley must be spinning in his grave!
Unless he was cremated.
And GCHQ have absolutely no experience of tapping communications to the Irish Republic...
In every office I've worked, each desk has 3 or 4 network ports, but on average only 1 in 5 actually works?
To get a network port enabled, first the (outsourced) local support engineer has to trace the cable back to the cabinet to ensure it's plugged in. Then the (outsourced to a different provider) network engineer has to enable the connection. Each step has its own 7 working day SLA and costs £££ so people just bring in their own hubs.
When the company decided to install IP telephones, they got a nasty shock when they discovered how many desks didn't have a network connection and hadn't budgeted for the extra work. You could tell the project manager didn't believe us when we told him we all used wifi.
"Once AI starts enforcing everything, we will be doomed."
Try getting an AI to fathom the contradictions of the legal system and you're going to be facing a HAL style nervous breakdown, followed by a Skynet judgement day.
"Only if you assume that output is fixed and, well, it isn't."
But Ossi, you're assuming that demand is not fixed, when for a given price point, it likely is. If you start producing too many widgets, you're going to saturate your market and drive your price down, so you produce the same number of widgets, using less staff. More people chasing fewer jobs drives wages down, but less money in the workers pockets means less customers with the money to buy your widgets.
So there's no point investing money in anything, ever!
Hmm, I assure you, this holiday drinking hasn't intaired my impellect *hic*
I'm still waiting for my refund from when they disabled the Other OS option on the original PS3...
Virgin Mobile currently piggybacks on EE's network. Are Virgin going to continue to pay BT, while it tries to steal its quad-play lunch?
Could Virgin persuade OFCOM and the CMA to force BT to divest one of their spectrum licences to ensure competition?
Why would I want to worship pathetic humans, when there are mutant intelligent cockroaches to worship?
It never hurts to suck up to the boss...
The government is funded by the public but is answerable to its political donors.
Sales of these will go through the roof. Just stick one in front of the sensor...
"Moreover, if this reduction in rental payments was invested in network roll-out, network coverage could exceed actually 90 per cent.
Alternatively, it could be used to invest in deeper coverage and faster mobile broadband."
In reality it will be used to line the pockets of shareholders and executives.
Kim Jong Un is so impressed, he's asked GDS to draw up the electoral roll for North Korea. "If I'd known it was this easy to rig an election, I would have done it years ago!" said wannabe dictator David Cameron.
"So do you let some of the low-level guys go even if you've got sufficient evidence to charge them?"
In the case of Cyril Smith, and other high-ranking paedophiles, it was a case of letting them go despite sufficient evidence to arrest and charge. Resources were very much taken away from investigating those in ivory towers.
The problem with being an "ordinary" person is you can't evade justice when you do something wrong. But if you're rich and/or powerful, you get a knighthood. Justice is something that happens to the little people.
They're called "cystisis" because they're irritating twats!
Lucky you didn't try writing to him, with spelling like that...
22/7 = 3
The big advantage of Universal Credit, is that it removes all distinctions. You're either on benefits or your not. No grey areas, no deserving or undeserving claimants, just scroungers. And as no one likes scroungers, there will be no complaints when a Daily Mail serving politician proclaims some dog-whistle policy to cut benefits.
Terry says "I'm very happy here, and waiting for you to join me."
It makes you wonder if someone read any background info before posting?
Can anyone confirm or deny if the 100 posts/year threshold still applies for keeping a badge? I'm just not as active as I used to be, especially as my employer seems to think that El Reg comments should be blacklisted as some kind of web forum* but I don't want to lose the kudos of the badge.
Rather than having to go through my own posting history and counting how many posts I've made in the past 12 months, could El Reg provide some kind of early warning indication that such apathy was about to be punished?
* Of course if El Reg didn't put the comments under a different URL containing the rather obvious "forums", I might get around to a bit more cyberloafing...
That way more income from premium rate phone numbers goes up and top rate of income tax goes down, master stroke!
You have a system that provides a service; it's a bit slow and dated but generally works. A consultancy is brought in to give it a revamp. What happens next? Do they advise getting a bit of new kit and refresh of the front end for a few hundred £K and minimal commission? Of course not, they're looking after number one! They're going to insist you need to rip it all up and start again, with no attempt to keep the best parts of the legacy system. Indeed, backwards compatibility with the legacy system will be deliberately obstructed so you can't run the new system in parallel and compare the two. The new system will be hailed as a great success, with no objective evidence. The consultants will walk away with their fat commission, the senior management will walk away (to work for the consultants) with their fat bonuses. When the whole house of cards comes crashing down, the new senior management (who used to work for the consultants) can claim it was all the fault of the previous management, then a consultancy is brought in to advise on how to sort out the mess. The whole cycle starts again and no one is ever held accountable.
It's enough to drive you to drink!
> The process must have made sense to someone.
It made sense to the beancounters who earned their annual bonus for demonstrating how much interest the company could earn by holding on to the money they owed for as long as legally possible.
> If I cant work it out how then the average pensioner has a whelks chance in a supernova
Isn't that the point of these redesigns? Make it as difficult as possible for people to claim what they're entitled to, so they die off and stop being a burden on the state?
What has annoyed me about every microwave oven I've ever owned* is that setting the power to 60% doesn't mean the oven generates lower power microwaves, it just generates full power for 60% of the time. I want a microwave that allows me to vary the power output of the magnetron. Does such a thing exist?
* Sometimes it's easier to replace a microwave to clean it...
>Where do you plan to put it all?
Bury it in a tectonic subduction zone and let it sink to the centre of the earth, You'll never see it again...
> Essentially that amounted to a Chief Constable saying "Judges? Pah! I don't care what they order!"
That's probably due to the way that politicians have taken to passing knee-jerk anti terror/paedo/whatever legislation that permits gross infringement of civil liberties on the say-so of a senior police officer, rather than requiring judicial oversight. Chief Constable Barton has obviously got used to this lack of accountability and doesn't expect to face it any time soon.
What a novel concept!
"I work for a company in the middle of a CMA market investigation"
I feel your pain! I'm numbing it with beer and El Reg!
Virgin mobile originally sat on top of T-Mobile's network and expanded onto Orange's infrastructure when the two merged. Are they not going to have something to say about their bitterest rival buying the EE network from under them?
"the CMA might propose "remedies" that really crap on the network operators"
Could the CMA demand that as a condition of allowing these mergers, the network operators have to return their spare spectrum licences and sell off some network infrastructure to a new entrant, e.g. making Virgin Mobile actual rather than virtual?
The second line of the article, perhaps - "The developers of "Scotty" believe that their development can allow 3D printing on a one-time use basis by destroying the object as it is scanned."
> It assumes the object existed in solid, 3D form, not just data. And was scanned to make a one-off transmission copy of something that has been made.
It's extravagantly complicated, but that's what they've done. No assuming needed.
"I fail utterly to see why anybody or company should continue to benefit from somebody else's work after that."
What is particularly galling is that some of these big media companies who push for ever extending copyright, made a lot of cash by plundering the public domain for its stories without having to pay a penny. Songs and stories become part of our cultural heritage. Excessive copyright periods deprive us all.
If it crawls like a mouse, and squeaks like a mouse...
While living in Leeds, a friend asked me for a taxi number so I told him "Two many fours!" For some reason, this didn't seem to satisfy him and he asked me again. So I told him, "dial two, then keep pressing four until it rings."
Now infuriated, he demanded I tell him the numbers one by one, so I did:
"Are you taking the piss?"
"No, it's four."
"F*ck you!, I'm calling 192."
They told him the number he required was 2444444.
You can get "live" departure information for bus stops in West Yorkshire, but where the system falls down is it's inability to tell you that there's a problem, at which point, it defaults to telling you the scheduled departure time for the service. It does this if your bus has broke down, or been cancelled, but it also does this if your bus is delayed by more than about 15 minutes. So you have no way of knowing if you should make other arrangements.
I've tried on numerous occasions to persuade the local transport authority to include a cancelled flag but been told it can't be done as the existing system is designed to support SMS and there are no spare characters. Oddly enough, the system will append the characters "LF" to the time to tell you if the bus has a low floor for wheelchair users. So there's no way of knowing if your bus won't to turn up, but at least if you're disabled, you can feel satisfied knowing whether the bus that's left you stranded could you carry you or not.
There's also no protection against bus drivers gaming the system. I've been left stranded on more than one occasion where the bus is alleged 5, 4, 3, 2 minutes away, then suddenly disappears off the face of the earth, usually when it's the last service of the day, running a bit late and the driver obviously wants to clock off early. I've been assured this can't happen, that drivers can't interfere with the system, but unless the transponders have an independent power source, the drivers can disable it because THEY HAVE THE FECKIN KEYS!!!
I'm sure my IT contractor friends have professional indemnity insurance in case things go...
I thought the problem with public sector management was quite the opposite. All the experienced staff get made redundant and are promptly hired by the private sector consultants, who then run rings around their former employer when bidding for the outsourced work.
>> I'd'love to shoot them all, and the people that put/keep them in office
You've just admitted you want to destroy America. Step this way, your flight to rendition leaves imminently...