* Posts by Andrew Moore

1243 posts • joined 2 Mar 2007

Doctor Who Episode One: Through a glass. Darkly

Andrew Moore

It's on tonight-

BBC4 10:30pm

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BAD ALTITUDE: The highs and lows of Doctor Who

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Re: No Shard?

I think you'll find that the Shard is that Shard shaped object, 3rd from the right.

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Hot digital dog: A man’s best friend is still his... K-9

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Re: Robots of renown

Are you sure you are not thinking about NoNo from Ulysees 31?

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Carl Icahn: I don't want to fight with Tim... but I will

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Re: "Apple has all this money"

I don't get why he believes that giving money back to rich people is the best use of the money for Apple.

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What a plot of nonsense: Ten Master master plan FAILS

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No mention...

...of Dobby the House Doctor.

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Hackers steal 'FULL credit card details' of 376,000 people from Irish loyalty programme firm

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Nothing more to say but

Big Horror!

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Ten top stories from New Who

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Not surprisingly...

...Steven Moffat appears most in the list.

Still waiting for that Doctor Who/Coupling crossover (or even better- Doctor Who/Press Gang)

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Oooh! My NAUGHTY SKIRT keeps riding up! Hello, INTERNET EXPLORER

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I liked...

...how Steve Ballmer appeared at the end of the battle.

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Google's Nexus 5: Best smartphone bang for your buck. There, we said it

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If you're not paying, you're product: If you ARE paying, it's no better

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A very timely article...

I am currently looking to setup a cloud service for a company- We found that the "free" services, iDrive, Google Drive, DropBox et al, could not handle the file sizes that we needed to put in the cloud (multi-gigabyte). Any chance you could follow up this article with a top ten or Register Recommended on the various products that are currently on the market (I'm aware of ownCloud and WD's My Cloud).

Thanks

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A post-Snowden US had better not SQUEAL about Chinese cyber-spying

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It's rather like saying...

The World Trade Towers were just two buildings- get over it.

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BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD

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or having to explain to the boss (yet again) why I do not know why a particular website that he is looking at is running slow or doing things in a way that he deems "not right". Now my standard response is "I will see if I get get you the phone number of the web developer in charge of that site and you can ask him yourself".

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Another one...

Users who ask "Is the GPS system down" when they have an issue with their SatNav.

Yes user, a constellation of approximately 24 satellites, which US military and numerous civilian enterprises are nearly totally reliant on, has switched itself off.

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Bucket? Check. Toilet plunger? Check. El Reg's 50 years of Doctor Who

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Only 11 actors?

I'm guessing that Peter Cushing is not counted as one of the actors who have played the Doctor

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Hard-as-woodpecker-lips MOUSE GOBBLES live scorpion, LAUGHS off stings to face

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Re: How friggin awesome is evolution!

I know you are trolling but this probably supports evolution more- the mice that don't have the immunity die and therefore do not procreate, whereas the ones that do, get to pass on that trait to the next generation.

I will now prove that black is white and die on a zebra crossing.

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Swedish teen's sex video fine slashed: Unwilling co-star girlfriend furious

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Re: Mixed signals regarding privacy

The Age of Consent is 15 in Sweden.

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Met Police vid: HIDE your mobes. Pavement BIKER cutpurses on the loose

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Re: A bit on the late side for this aren't they?

I remember reports from Italy in the 70s about scooter passengers with walking canes hooking handbags.

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Re: Its time...

I was thinking taser rather than explosives...

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Netflix original TV shows gamble pays off... to the tune of 10m new viewers

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Me and the missus really enjoy Vagina is the New Penis (aka Prisoner: Cell Block USA).

Hemlock Grove was shite though.

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Ryanair boss Mike O'Leary hits Twitter: 'Nice pic. Phwoaaarr!'

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Re: "Look at me!!!!! I'm an attention whore!!!!"

Ryanair play an invaluable role in keeping the chavs and the scumbags off of the nice peoples airlines. Just remember that next time your flight is landing and there are no idiots applauding.

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Name-squatter fails to flog @roma Twitter handle to City of Rome

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There's a maker of pasta that might be interested...

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Techies with Asperger's? Yes, we are a little different...

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Don't forget us poor bastards with LLI

Low Latent Inhibition- the opposite of aspergers.

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Brit boson boffin Higgs bags Nobel with eponymous deiton

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Let the hardons begin...

The great thing about this story will be the number of media sites that will misspell "Hadron"

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Investor lobs sueball at BlackBerry, says it 'misled' shareholders

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yes but now the investors know what the rest of us have known for the last 4-5 years and they want their money back.

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Google's robot army learns Spanish

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When I'm stuck for a spanish word, I usually take the English word and add an -o or -a (or -ado, -ando or -amente depending on context) to the end of it. Most of the time it works out

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Re: "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"

si, yo comprendo

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London schoolboy cuffed for BIGGEST DDOS ATTACK IN HISTORY

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A little late...

I think he was outed on The IT Crowd last night

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Firms fined $350,000 after yogurt sting uncovers review rigging

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Re: Does anyone want to believe (online reviews)

There's a number of factors I take into account when reading an online review:

1. How many reviews has the author written?

2. What type of username does the author use.

3. Is the author American?

So if you have a low number or this is the only review; have a username of xxxdsfskfjdsh123; and/or are an entitled American who does not know how to behave in a civilised society, then I'm going to ignore the review.

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Great Britain rebuilt - in Minecraft: Intern reveals 22-BEEELLION block map

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hmmmm, off to do the same thing the the OSi data set...

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Phil Collins' daughter 'will give you A VIRUS' – security bods

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Re: Personally if i was spreading a virus

I heard that the sequels have been cancelled because the first film did so poorly...

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THE TRUTH about beaver arse milk in your cakes: There's nothing vanilla about vanilla

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Re: But is it kosher ?

Honey doesn't come from a bees arse.

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iPhone 5S: Apple, you're BORING us to DEATH (And you too, Samsung)

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Re: Should have called it iPhone5TDS

The Onion hit it on the head:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-unveils-panicked-ideafree-man-at-launch-even,33814/

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Have you tried turning it off and on again - oh, you did: IT Crowd RETURNS

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Friday night telly!!!

Same night that Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D debuts on C4 too...

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BBC releases MYSTERY RIDDLE poster for Doctor Who anniversary episode

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Re: Old who

They are doing it stateside- one series per Doctor

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Re: The science behind Doctor Who?

As stupid as it was, I loved spitfires in space.

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Torvalds suggests poison and sabotage for ARM SoC designers

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Re: Never realized the Reg was so butt hurt.

Also, if your company appoints an accountant to the board- run before you are nickle and dimed to death

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New iPhones: C certainly DOESN'T stand for 'Cheap'

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Re: Affordability my arse

I was expecting "cheap looking" and I wasn't disappointed

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Microsoft - do you really think you can take on Google with Nokia?

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Also in the news...

Hedge Funds who hoped to make a killing by short-selling Nokia have been heavily hit. Figures are indicating that they've probably lost in the region of $640m with Discovery Capital Management LLC being the biggest casualty.

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Behind the candelabra: Power cut sends Britain’s boxes back to the '70s

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I want to know why these devices need to know the time in the first place??? Okay, I am aware that my oven can be set to come on at a particular time but I've never used that function and don't know anyone that does. My slow cooker has a better idea- you can tell it to come on x number of hours and minutes from now- no need for it to know the time AND be changed twice a year then the clocks go back/forwards.

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Hey, Bill Gates! We've found 14 IT HOTSHOTS to be the next Steve Ballmer

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Mushroom

Re: Just for the hell of it...

Jony Ives!

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BALLMER TO RETIRE FROM MICROSOFT

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Interesting...

...today being National Potato Day and all that. There has to be a connection

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Oz sawbones extract fork from old boy's todger: Gents, start your wincing

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fork in hell...

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AREA 51 - THE TRUTH by the CIA: Official dossier blows lid off US secrets

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Re: English Electric Lightning ????

I heard it was a Vulcan...

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Guinness: Have a quick bonk over the bar and receive FREE BEER

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Re: Bugger Guinness

or even better- Oul Dubh

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Re: good things come to those who wait

@Loyal Commenter- yep, I live in Dublin- you might want to read my previous post regarding craft beer in Ireland.

But Guinness hasn't been an Irish company for many years (some would say that it was never an Irish company in the first place). And now they are owned by Diageo, they've no claim to Irishness.

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Re: good things come to those who wait

Even here in Ireland (the home of Guinness*) there are much better stouts and porters. Try O'Hara's Leann Follain, Dungarvan's Blackrock stout, Trouble Brewing's Dark Arts, 8 Degrees Knockmealdown Porter. And Hooker Brewery are releasing their Napoleon Stout nationwide.

*Guinness marketing hype. Everyone in the industry knows that they are a UK company.

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Sammy had Sweet Fanny Adams to do with Swiss Fanny madam's blast

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So...

instead of the nice payout she was expecting, she's now the poster child for "don't buy counterfeit goods". Along with the electric chinese gentleman.

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Burger-rage horse dumps on McDonald's: Rider saddled with fat fine

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Re: Does anyone know

once, while stateside, a nice cop let me sit in the back of his black and white and order. For some unknown reason you can only order at drive-thru's after a certain time.

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Spotify: If musicians don't give us their stuff they get pirated more

Andrew Moore

An idea...

Why can't the bigger artists (read- those with control over their music) start their own service? Pay "fairer" rates to encourage others to sign up with them and generally take control of the whole situation. Instead of just whinging about something someone else did.

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Five bods wrongly cuffed thanks to bungled comms snooping in UK

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Mushroom

Oh dear...

This will wind up the "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" brigade

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