* Posts by Andrew Moore

1250 posts • joined 2 Mar 2007

Dutch cat skinner publishes critics' personal details

Andrew Moore

Here's the article from the Dutch paper NRC Handelsblad

http://www.nrc.nl/international/Features/article2243400.ece/Artist_publishes%20_hate_mail_received_after_killing_her_cat

"her most notorious project to date was 'My dearest cat Pinkeltje' in 2004: Tinkebell personally twisted her pet's neck and skinned it with her own hands to make it into a purse. "

As for where I stand on this whole debate- I think that the artist and those who are sending her hate mail are all arseholes.

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To put it into some perspective...

It's not like she waited for her "beloved" cat to die of natural causes. She wrung its neck with her own hands once she decided to make a handbag out of it.

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Chrome feels the need - the need for speed

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Hmmmmmm...

I wish it felt the need for correctly rendering updated websites.

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'Thieving' sperm whale caught on CCTV

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I'm not saying that this is old news...

...but the date stamp indicates that it is from 2006.

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Worldwide GPS may die in 2010, say US gov

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And..

Galileo won't be up in time either. Hopefully COMPASS might. Anyway, the way you get around this is use a GNSS receiver (GPS+GLONASS+Galileo+COMPASS).

And remember- GPS IS NOT SATNAV. Satnav uses GPS but so do many other applications.

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Hacked flight sim site in catastrophic crash and burn

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Ironically...

...the two servers were called North Tower and South Tower.

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Ireland's 'most romantic man' is complete w*nker

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What?

"With regret we have come to the decision that no prize will be awarded this year."

What about giving it to the runners-up??? I smell a rat- Maybe the magazine is so hard up that it concockted a way of getting out of rewarding the prize money.

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Unsafe at any speed: Memcpy() banished in Redmond

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Sheesh

Who does unchecked memcpys?

Oh yeah, Microsoft programmers...

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Viral web infection siphons ad dollars from Google

Andrew Moore

Seriously...

Is anyone still using Adboe Reader??? I thought all the smart people had moved over to Foxit.

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Swedish couple demand right to name baby 'Q'

Andrew Moore

Alternatively...

They could call the child John DeLancy

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Car-prang secretary bites off boss's todger

Andrew Moore

Garpesque?

Type your comment here — plain text only, no HTML

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Google sued for 'stealing' Android name

Andrew Moore

Okay

'Android' was my nickname in school in the early 80s. Who do I sue?

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Fired IT director admits $94k rampage on organ bank

Andrew Moore

Ah nostalgia...

The first time I ever hacked a system (a VAX mainframe), I got caught because I returned to cover my tracks and the sys admins were waiting for me. Learnt a powerful lesson that day.

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BOFH: Spontaneous Legal Combustion

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Ahhhh....

The Bastard Lawyer from Hell

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Google Chocolate Factory patents Data Center Navy

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Piracy!!!

How soon before the Boys from Somalia start taking these over and then downloading all the MP3s for the international market.

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Koreans cook up glow-in-the-dark beagles

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So Korea...

...has developed a food source that can be eaten in the dark. Take that Restaurant Noir!

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Pig plague and Twitter: The terrifying truth

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Hysteria...

Front page headline last night on an Irish newspaper "PIG FLU TERROR REACHES IRELAND". Sheesh.

Just to put this into perspective- Ordinary flu kills 36,000 every year in the US alone.

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Pig plague 2.0: Can't spell 'pandemic' without 'panic'

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I remember...

The last time we had Swine Flu in Ireland it was called Blue Flu...

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GeoCities demolished

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Dear Facebook...

here's your future.

Signed

The Web 3.0

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Ireland scraps evoting in favour of 'stupid old pencils'

Andrew Moore

Some corrections:

@Stan- regarding "Wonder if they will piggyback this one on another issue it 's impossible to vote "no" to as well?"- Sorry that's an uniquely american issue- Doesn't happen here in Ireland.

@RW- regarding "Never heard of the machines being at fault"- What about all that "hanging chad" crap we had to endure after the 2000 elections?

@Ponder Stebbins- "The only people that should take a hit is our Irish TDs, preferably between the eyes." Agreed. These are the bastards that refuse to give up their "long service bonuses" even though it was decided in the budget.

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Pirate Bay judge and pro-copyright lobbyist accused of bias

Andrew Moore
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Eck

That's a worse mangling of the Apocalypse Now quote than the popular but incorrect "I love the smell of napalm in the morning- it smells of victory"

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The McNealy and Schwartz Sun legacy

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So what happens to MySQL now???

Surely Oracle do not want a competing SQL platform as part of their portfolio.

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Symbian balances on an Atom

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WOW!!!

Symbian running on a NetBook- Who'd have thought such a thing!!!

Oh yeah- Psion...

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BOFH: Grand Theft Auto

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YES

Symantec and Lotus Notes!!!

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Subsidized netbook model could sweep away 20 years of PC history

Andrew Moore
Jobs Horns

errr....

“We don’t know how to build a sub-$500 computer that is not a piece of junk”

also

“We don’t know how to build a $500-plus computer that is not a piece of junk”

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Conficker suspect brought to book in Beavertown?

Andrew Moore
Coat

And...

If you look on their web forum there's a lot of upper case cyrillic ranting from one Sara Beeovitch

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What's wrong with a Twitter degree?

Andrew Moore

Here you go- fixed it for you

"Now if these new communications tools are popular - and Friends Reunited, Facebook and MySpace genuinely *were*..."

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Street View ghost spooks Cardiff medium

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Oh thank god...

...I thought Jade Goody had come back...

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Michigan man jailed for humping car wash vacuum

Andrew Moore
Coat

Reminds me of the old joke...

About Sheepshagger Jones- "You rescue children from a burning school- Do they call you Jones the Hero? Do they hell. You raise hundreds of pounds for charity- Do they call you Jones the Good? Do they hell. But you shag one sheep and you've got a name for life..."

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Budvar beats Anheuser-Busch in latest Budweiser battle

Andrew Moore

Huzzah

Good beer triumphs over shit beer.

From what I understand, any beer brewed in the town of Budvice has the right to call itself budweiser. And they have a brewing standard close to the Reinheitsgebot which the "piss syphoned directly from our very own Clydesdales" does not adhere to.

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Battlestar Galactica eyes 'technology run amok'

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Thumbs up here...

I enjoyed the entire series (baring the odd clunker episode- Black Market and Scar I'm looking at you). I think it's been the best SF since Farscape and I'll miss it. The finale may not have been A+ material but I think I'll give it a B+.

Anyway- Primeval's back on Saturday and I think I heard someone say that The Wire starts on BBC2 next week.

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BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff

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I think this is a brilliant idea...

we haven't had a good cull of the stupid for while now.

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Street View caught taking the piss - again

Andrew Moore

According to yesterdays Independent...

...Google Streetview also offered up pictures of naked children playing in their back garden. Now I thought that ownership of such material constituted possession of child pornography.

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Google debuts JavaScript playground

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AWESOME

Awesome- means it only contains some awe. I think the term they are looking is "awe-full" which means it's full of awe.

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Google Street View hits UK streets

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They're invading Ireland too...

Apparently they hit Dublin, Cork and Galway this week

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Pensioner gets apology over S&M smut filesharing threat

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Barratry

"Sadly, the offence of Barratry was abolished in 1967. (Why?!) "

Because by then Syd had reinvented it to mean something completely different altogether.

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3D laser maths models of women's bodies produced

Andrew Moore

Ok wifey...

I'm bringing the HDS6000 home for the weekend...

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ICO raids and shuts builder blacklist firm

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Give the guy a break...

I mean it's tough to have a name that easily vandalised by turning the 'I' to a 'W'

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Etailer flogs signed Jade Goody biog for £1,000

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Not matter what this useless bint does with her miserable life...

...she always be remembered as positive proof that karma does indeed exist (and, as many have speculated, is a bitch).

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Obama chopper plans leaked on file-sharing nets

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Black Helicopters

Hmmmmmm...

Sounds like the ideal way to scupper plans to aware the contract overseas...

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IT admin stole students' nude Facebook pics, cops say

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Oh God...

...who pushed the "paedo button"???

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Nokia plotting Symbian laptops

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@seamaster

"One can only imagine what the Psion range might have evolved into in the netbook era, had management (and shareholders) held their nerve."

errr- you mean if Motorola hadn't bankrupted them (well the commercial division).

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Spaceborne-forces planners meet with orbital joyride firms

Andrew Moore

Not again...

Why do we have to have that amateurish (crap) video attached to every one of these stories?

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Hitler ordered Luftwaffe to spare Blackpool

Andrew Moore

It's possible-

I seem to remember reading somewhere that Mr H was a fan of the English seaside saucy postcards.

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Paris Hilton scoops triple Razzie dishonour

Andrew Moore
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Oscar News- Live from the red carpet!

America receives one, non-technical, pity Oscar.

Kate Winslet's breasts make triumphant return!

Wall-E creators thank you speech includes the Academy for not including Persepolis and Waltz with Bashir in animated category.

Rod Blagojevich looks forward to lucrative tie in with 'Scumdog Million-hairs'

Dev Patel wonders 'where the fuck is my Oscar?'

New Oscar statuettes have twist off heads/contain shampoo.

Josh Brolin considering suicide for next Oscar bid.

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Blogger fights Psion's claim to 'netbook' name

Andrew Moore

It's Psion Teklogix-

So really it's just the ghost of Psion

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Microsoft mojo deflated by Seinfeld Vista ads

Andrew Moore

Seinfeld...

better known as "The whiny Jews show with that guy from UHF in it" in our house. Co-written by that guy who's in "Larry David is an arsehole and so are all of his friends"

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The Boss bitchslaps Ticketmaster

Andrew Moore

Ticketbastard!

Why can't Bruce and all his buddies come up with an alternative then? I know Pearl Jam have done it in the past.

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BBC pumps 60 quid a head into Gaelic

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Heart

If they talk to TnaG here in Ireland...

maybe they'll sell them the gaelic dubbed versions of Spongebob Squarepants and Southpark.

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Wrong kind of winter brings England to a halt

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Shirley...

The word should be "bollocks".

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