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Anon

Virgin Media

Are Virgin Media going to have to explain how it costs them five quid to process an on-line credit card payment as compared to direct-debit payments?

Anon

Re: Well you could hack it for passwords

PC LOAD LETTER means you forgot to change the paper cassette messages to INSERT 10p THEN PRESS CONTINUE.

Anon

Re: daddy long-legs

No, no, lol. Not crane flies, but Pholcidae. And I thought they were meant to be the most venomous creature in the world. Anyway, Mythbusters disproved that: http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/daddy-long-leg-spiders.htm

Nevertheless, they do an excellent job of keeping down the spider population in my abode.

Anon

If the universe is a giant brain, then the big bang could imply mind=blown.

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Anon

While they're waiting...

...why don't they finish their 2G network?

Anon

Comoras

Well, that's .com as-is down the pan then.

Anon

Surely?

Schrödinger's LOL-cats?

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Coat

Obvious way to speed it up

Take out all the Javascript fictions it has to keep looking for. There's no need for it to read stories while processing.

Yes, thank you, that one with the paperback in the pocket.

Anon

Is this anything to do with LightSquared?

Anon
Mushroom

H is for...

How about using hydrogen instead of helium, and use that as fuel?

Icon as a reminder about which isotope to use.

Anon

Re: Want one NOW!

In a sort of Schrödinger-esque fashion, you can use a cat and a door. You open the door for the cat, and there is a 50/50 chance it will actually go through.

Anon

Ooh, shiny!

Anon

Wouldn't it be simpler if patents were non-transferable?

Anon
FAIL

If they wanted it to be cost-effective for their "customers", they wouldn't use non-geographic numbers that cost a fortune to call from a mobile.

Anon
Unhappy

SQL Injection?

Perhaps there are some people who shouldn't be allowed near code editors ever again, all the way down to ed and Notepad, if they don't code to prevent SQL injection attacks.

So, when's the next XSS exploit due?

Anon

Name hopping

Does this mean Ethereal is going to change its name again?

Anon
Facepalm

Easy-to-use fix for early OS X

There's an installer package available at

http://ps-enable.com/articles/diginotar-revoke-trust

to do all the fiddly certificate stuff. It is not as simple as changing all Diginotar certs to "not trusted for all users" - apparently that triggers a bug which will leave you even more vulnerable, if I read correctly.

Anon

?

"All Anon posts get a V for Vendetta mask instead."

ORLY?

Anon
Mushroom

"brainier, more tasteful"

So, come the zombiepocalypse...

Anon

Oh great...

... another excuse for them to put up the price of their services.

Anon

But...

What if it actually is a good song?

Anon
Linux

And the solution was?

There's no point only telling us it was a "dirty hack" - we need the details so if the same thing happens on our satellites we know how to fix it too.

Anon
Mushroom

Where are we?

Of course I hope it doesn't, but it will be *hilarious* if it does wipe out GPS.

Anon

Re: What they said ^^^

You're right: it is already illegal, or at least contrary to the terms and conditions of the water company, if your shower is fed directly from the mains water.

Anon

And can I add...

Here, this one's even funnier: in Mac OS X, you click on a picture of an apple to shut down! Where's the connection there? Start/Stop Apples/Pears?

And that icon in Windows isn't labelled Start (any more), and you can set the computer to shut down when you press the power switch.

Anon

Wrapped around the end-stop

Politicians are "talking" - why isn't the worm burying itself into the "dislike" part?

Anon

Gravity & density differences

"if you can come up with a way to keep liquid, in a closed system, circulating with no outside power requirements..." - see back-boilers, which work by convection. Not only for liquids: domestic radiators give off most of their heat by convection, not, as the name would suggest, by radiation.

Anon

Re: mandrel

Parmesan cheese.

Anon
WTF?

NFC

NFC: I can't help but read that as an emphatic suggestion of a low probability.

Anon
Alien

Manilow Magic

Just one corner of the Bermuda triangle then?

Anon

Abacus

What would be the impact on the USA if all those goods were banned from being imported? Other manufacturers wouldn't be able to ramp up production /that/ quickly to fill in the gap. Isn't there some law against attempting widespread disruption like that?

Anon

Someone tell...

... Panda Security and Trend Micro that some PC manufacturers bundle "antivirus" software with the computer. Let's see what they think of /that/.

Anon

"Blindingly obvious"?

Better patent that then.

Anon

Better signal

Wouldn't the phone users get a better signal if they went outside?

Anon

Re: how loud was said siren exactly ?

I'd imagine full-on < H1 >, with some < blink > for emphasis.

Anon

American patents

Well, it can't be that obvious or it wouldn't be patentable, would it? I'm surprised no-one has thought of this before, not even Wacom with their Cintiq device. Oh, hang on...

Anon

Not a clue

So where does Alan Johnson think the "income stream" comes from in the first place, if not us taxpayers?

Anon

This What?

What if you've just been transported in time and you can't find a newspaper to check the year like they always do in films?

Anon
Paris Hilton

But...

Well, duh, that's what the deflector dish is for.

Paris, also dishy.

Anon

Global warming

Who's going to win hide-and-seek under the Arctic ice cap?

Anon
Pint

Internal gearbox jam

Well, maybe jam wasn't the best of things to put in the gearbox?

Beer, 'cos wasps like that too.

Anon
FAIL

Fact omission

Well, that surprised me, I didn't know BlackBerrys ran Windows Server 2008.

Anon

Lashes for the author!

Wrong sort of cat.

Anon
FAIL

Woohoo!

Buttons that don't look like buttons. That's helpful.

Anon

Business thoughts?

What, like "We can't ship enough working units, so we'll send out a load with broken screens and that'll give us another month to actually make them"?

Anon

@Giles Jones

First they steal the cable, /then/ they see if there's copper inside. Fibre is safe from neither backhoes nor thieves.

Anon

How many sensors?

But in NASA units, shouldn't that be 5 gross of sensors?

Anon
Stop

Triskaidekaphobic marketing dept?

So, just when it should be 7200.13, they decide to go for the so-last-century marketing department whimsical fashion for names instead of version numbers?

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