* Posts by Insane Reindeer

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Nissan Micra DIG-S

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Built to last...

.... In the Arctic regions of Finland, as our Renault and countless others around this area will attest to! In fact if it isn't a Toyota it's a Renault. With a handful of big Volvo estates thrown in for good measure!

Nigerians panic over killer calls

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Yes you can!

You bloody well can die just by answering your phone! It's just that the act of answering the phone may have been disguised by the resultant explosion caused by the AGM-114R targeted on the person who answered the phone!

TomTom fights falling satnav sales with iPad app

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Ovi Maps

Given that Nokia will be providing it's seriously brilliant Ovi Maps when it comes to the WP7 party you will not need anything else!

Sony Ericsson launches Xperia Arc S

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I'm hoping...

That that camera module has some serious optics and associated hardware. Also that it is tied to a proper xenon flash and a proper dual led video light as well. Because if it is then I'm in.

Nikon reheats Coolpix range

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Never understood this fascination with minimum temperatures

Why do they quote them? Everyone knows that pretty much any camera worth it's salt will work in some seriously cold temperatures! I've seen some truly daft things quoted in technological circles in an effort to sell stuff but highlighting the fact that a camera will work in temperatures of -10 degrees C has to be one of the most idiotic!

No, my camera of choice is not waterproof. Most definitely not. Well it can survive being submerged for about 15 seconds as a result of a drop but it will not work under water that is for sure. But it will, and has, survived several drops of greater than 1.5m. Onto rock, pavement, into a river, on ice and onto metal. It has a compass and GPS. It will tell me where I was when I took the picture, how to get there again or how to get back from there, just like many countless other cameras. And I would wager the pictures taken by it would be as good if not better than the ones snapped on that "rugged" camera. And I've used it on more occasions than I care to remember at temperatures lower than -10! I think -33 was the coldest. Works very very well with gloves on to!

Although if I was in the market for a new camera, and fancied getting something a bit more delicate, I would seriously consider that Coolpix P7100! That does look the business!

Nokia accidentally unveils OS it should have had in 2009

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Even after Anna?

If so care to share what makes it still so unusable?

Nokia E6 smartphone

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Verizon and USB OTG

Given as this, and seemingly most new Nokia's since the N8 are pentaband does this mean they will work on the Verizon network in America? Or for that matter any of the other networks around the world that work on the same infrastructure as Verizon's?

Also does this phone support USB OTG?

TomTom Start 20 satnav

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Well it may not be TMC...

But the Traffic info update function works very very well indeed on my N8 using Ovi Maps v3.06 11wk10b01. I have it set to update every 5 minutes and automatically reroute.

Ten... Premium Android smartphones

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MHL

Right so you buy the extra cable and plug it into the micro USB socket. Then it goes off to the TV and you can plug a separate micro USB charger into the adapter as well at the same time to charge the device. So how do you plug your removable media into this at the same time? MHL does not seem to pass out Dolby Digital 5.1 either. But feel free to prove me wrong on that point. Can you control the phone via bluetooth while it is streaming to the TV?

No I fully except that not everyone will use the functionality that is on offer. But, if I were to buy, for the example the Samsung Galaxy S II, I would look at passing/selling my N8 on. And I would then be looking to offering the whole package so I would then be getting ready of the adapter I already had. I fully expect that if a function is offered then the manufacturer should be expected to pony up the needed cables in the case of phones.

Camera. Yes I've heard about the "great" camera on the SGSII, but come on! It has no manual camera button, yet still has an autofocus and it still relies on a LED for flash! But even ignoring those points, even in outside everyday normal conditions, at best the camera on the SGSII barley manages to beat the best of the EDoF equipped Nokias.

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Am I being too picky?

All of my friends, every single last one of them, thinks my continued use of Nokia phones is now an unhealthy obsession. And while they all admit that an iPhone is a little on the basic side for me they all continuously push various high end Android phones at me. And with this article I thought I would finally be able to see which ones could be in line to replace my N8 if I give in and jump ship. But. What on earth is going on with these camera's? I had assumed that by now that most of the device makers would of struck deals with Carl Zeiss or someone similar to build them some proper phone camera's. OK so some of them record video at higher resolutions than on my N8 but I'm much more interested in the stills quality, and as far as I'm concerned the video quality from my N8 is not in anyway shape or form bad. I'm not exactly a professional photographer but I do really like having my N8 with me and being able to trust in it's camera abilities. My second point. HDMI out. Does any Android phone come with a standard HDMI mini output socket? What about an adapter to link said socket to a full size HDMI cable in the box? Why no mention of USB on the go features? How many of these support this? I have a 16GB card inside my N8 with music etc. but as far as movies, TV series and podcasts go I have those on a pair of 64GB USB memory sticks. And it's such a boon being able to play whatever I feel like off of one of these. Even when out and about it makes for a commendable entertainment hub. It seems as if everyone has a 2mm Nokia charger in their house, and as the HDMI out also pumps out Dolby Surrond sound up to 5.1 out, my N8 has been plugged into several amp's, plug in either a memory stick, or a powered external HDD and give it a charge and off you go! And don't get me started on Ovi Maps. Although I will now concede that Sports Tracker is out for Android as well now.

Many of my friends say I'm not "getting" the whole point of Android. But I thought the whole point of getting one of these high end devices was that as well as making phone calls and sending text messages etc they also offered all the latest advances in terms of hardware. Or am I really not getting the whole point of Android?

Eminent EM7195 HD server

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The answer!

Now this I like. I've been looking for a box that can take the place of my ageing Phillips dual tuner digital box and expand to allow playing of any other files we happen to have lying around! All I need to find out now is how easy it would be to extract what ever was recorded on to it from the TV for playing on a laptop later. The F-Connector thing is not an issue for me here in Finland either.

Eight... spatial soundbars

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Bah!

These things are fugly! Unless you are doing it properly with a five figure plus amp and 7.1 (or more) speaker setup and a solid amount of position tweaking then the only other option is to stump up for a pair of Genelec speakers, the 8050A should be the place to start. They will look nice enough for any female that needs to give consent for their addition to the TV room. And when turned up they will blow any of these disgusting bits of kit into the weeds.

Leica S2 professional medium format DSLR

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WTF?

How Much?

Is it really £18k for the body?

Gifts for the Geeks

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Meh

Anything on that list other than number 10 turn up in any of my presents this year, or any year, and the local charity shops would be having a quick visit from me just as soon as they are open again.

No, I never return, or sell on, unwanted Christmas presents.

No idea what that says about me though.

Sharp Aquos LC-32LE210E 32in LCD TV

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Almost but not quite...

What we are looking for in a new TV. We too would love to see them simplify the recording to USB feature and make it so that we can take it off the stick and watch it on a normal PC. Add this, sell it in Finland and they have at least two sales!

Android phone auto reverts jailbreaks

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WTF?

Seriously confused

1) I thought that the whole point of an Android powered phone was that it was not locked down in any way except maybe being SIM locked if brought under contract from a MNO. The easy way around this being to buy the thing SIM free. Now it seems as if I was very wide of the mark on this. Why I was so confused over this I will never know...

2) If this proves to be a case of needing to replace a PROM chip to get it to work could this see HTC duplicating the legal moves that Sony have made recently with regards to people modding their PS3's?

3) Could this really be the answer to Apple's prayer's?

4) Surely the likes of HTC must see the market for totally unlocked hardware right? What would stop them just having an online site where interested people could just buy the hardware without any operating system at all installed on it?

Prototype semi-hovership delivered to Commandos

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Yes becasue it so obvious...

that they copied the design of a motor torpedo boat/corvette when they were you aiming for a landing craft.

Apple iPhone app patent claim 'doesn't feel right'

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Pharmacy

Title says it all really.

Developer slips tethering into iTunes

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Apple confusion

When you are shifting millions of phones in less than a month since release, despite some reports saying that it is not fit for purpose, then I can understand that Apple would not want to keep piling the features on to attract more customers. And given the rise of the USB 3G modem a lot of people may question why tethering would seem to be so important.

But on the other hand, if this phone is really meant to be such a game changer then why on earth can't Apple just let people use it as they deem fit? We all know that you have been able to do this for years on plenty of other phones, mostly via a cable, and that in the last couple of years turning some phones into Wireless hot spots has been really easy as well, so I really don't understand what on earth the problem is with this on the iPhone and AT&T.

Postcard App has stamps licked

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Touchnote

I can't understand why you chose to highlight this application when Touchnote is so much better. No, the initial application is not free, but just buy a couple of packs before you go on holiday and you are sorted. I also like Touchnote's inclusion of a little Google Map image on the back of the card showing exactly where the picture was taken. And it's integration with my phones address book is fantastic.

Yes, of course there is still the issue of the cost of actually uploading the picture and the details while abroad, but we all know that.

Oh, hang on, iPhone, right, well, I guess there must be an iPhone application, given that I have been using it on my N85 for 18 months or so now.

Humax ready to roll with Freeview HD DVR

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In this day and age

How hard would it be for someone to actual make one of these that could do more than record one channel and watch another. How about being able to simultaneously record, say, six channels and watch a seventh that you then decide to pause?

Or shall I just get my coat?

Why we love to hate Microsoft

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For my sins

I am a fan of Windows 7.

I do not use MS Office.

I am happy to say this.

Buffalo ships iPhone/HDD dock

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Is it a storage extender?

If it is, then I suppose it makes a degree of sense. So then no matter what version of what iPhone you have you can load up the 500GB HDD with whatever you want and then stream it though the phone.

Or am I being really stupid?

Toshiba unveils ARM, Nvidia-based smartbook

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I'm not jumping for joy quite yet....

In fact I will not even claim to be getting the credit card ready and damn the cost. I will say however that I am very interested in this device and despite the old school gadget lover part of me wanting to get one as soon as it hit's the shelves, I am determined to wait at least six months to see how it pans out.

Satnav pensioner smashes into 1953 Rolls

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Repair it with what?

What ever he repairs it with is going to ruin the whole point of the car, unless, by some miracle there is a whole load of 100% original spare parts floating around.

Three In-Car Wi-Fi

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No entirely integrated

But almost. Just like the comment about using an E71 and Joiku spot, I use my N85 with the same software. I can share the 3G signal over Wi-Fi, stream my music to the car radio and I use Ovi maps for navigation. Simple, all from one device. The 3G signal on my chosen network is certainly much larger and much stronger here than I have witnessed in the UK and I pay for a maximum speed as opposed to a certain amount of data. To date, over eight months I have consumed 78GB of data (combined download and upload) and have even seen occupants in the car make perfectly acceptable video calls using Google's video call from GMail app. Cost? 8x14.80=€118.40.

Twitter airport bomb spoof joker launches appeal

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Exactly!

Couldn't agree more... Just when did the use of good old fashioned common sense end?

Nokia N97 Mini

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All good points...

They also goofed by implying that you needed a constant data connection yo use Ovi maps. And you don't. As they said, yes you can side load the maps, and after that you can use them fully without any need for a data connection...

Nokia cuts own market share forecast to 34%

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Short term pain and long term gain?

Or just full time pain? That I think is the interesting angle to this. Will we see the other manufacturers doing the same to their already released figures? Will the others even get asked about if they don't?

I for one applaud Nokia for doing this. As far as I can see it can only benefit the industry in the long run.

iPad nearly had video conferencing?

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Well I can see a LOT of use for phone based video chats...

...It involves people who, otherwise would be unable to communicate via voice in the usual way. I am of course referring to people who use sign language. Have seen it a lot on my travels, and it always makes me feel good that these people have the chance to use it. Yes texts are quicker and what have you, but sometimes you just have to "speak" to someone...

Everything you ever wanted to know about Xbox hacking

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Flame me!

Look, the flame icon! What I am saying is purely designed to be flamed! I don't have an XBox of any sort and I don't have a PS3 either, but please, I have used the flame icon so flame away...

Tricorder/Aliens-motion-tracker handscanner kit gets $6m

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Forget Star Trek...

...Tom Clancy had this very same thing working for Rainbow Six and his boys! And that was after the Sydney Olympics 10 years ago!

Windows Phone 7 Series launched

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A little lat yes

But welcome to the party Microsoft! The more the merrier!

UK inserts battery take-back scheme

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I can't believe it has taken this long...

...To get this started in the UK. This has been running for a year at least a year here in Finland! And before that most apartment buildings and communal waste collection points, had separate, specifically designed, bins for old batteries.

(Shakes head in total disgust at his country of birth...)

Steve Jobs dubs Google's 'don't be evil' motto 'bulls**t'

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Google are no saints...

...But then neither are Apple!

I mean come on, did he really and truly think that he could blow off a bit of steam on this subject and not have it reach the outside world! What?

Well I for one have never believed that Google mantra, does not stop me using their products though. Of course, that is because I do not have to pay to use their search engine, email, photo storage etc., where as Apple, whose products I believe are a total pile of steaming faecal matter, expect me to vastly over pay to use them. And then defend them against those people who have not been ensnared by the cult of Jobs. For in my opinion that is what those products from Cupertino tend to inspire in people who buy and use them, a cult like obsession with Jobs and everything he says and does. Oh and the Nexus One... Yeah that's not great either... And I have serious issues with Android too...

Apple voids warranties over cigarette smoke, users say

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WTF?

What is today's date?

I am sure I have just stepped out of time machine and it is April 1st 2010. Must be. Can't be any other reason for this story, can there?

I mean really, come on. I have no love for anything from, or associated with, that massive company with the HQ in Cupertino, but even I have have to question the validity of this story...

Casio designs camera for golfers

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Swing lines...

...No I am pretty sure you got that the wrong way round...

Gmail users howl over Halloween outage

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2nd Luckiest Person Alive

Yes I too have never suffered an outage of any sorts with any of my gmail accounts. And a quick check around of friends and family currently using gmail as their primary email source (about 25) show that all is fine with their accounts. And these stretch from the Finnish Arctic circle through the UK, Brazil and Japan.

And for me, it is now 5 and a half years of constant use without a single issue...

Cyclists give TV chef a Wikikicking

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Highway code

Yes I ride a bike a lot on the roads. Admittedly the roads of Finland are somewhat different...

...But still. I for one mostly support what he has said. The U.K. highway code says the following (2007 edition): "never ride more than two abreast, and ride in single file on narrow or busy roads and when riding round bends" that is part of rule #66. Yes they should be dressed very brightly so Mr. Martin should shut up about this. As for not stopping at the lights, Mr. Clarkson once (or maybe more than once) mentioned using Police marksmen to shoot people driving down the motorway's in a manner that annoyed him, well shooting bike riders who don't stop at red lights is both easier and more rewarding in my opinion!

Oh one final thing, the riders who Mr. Martin claims to have dumped in a hedge should also have a look at rule #67 and the part that says this: "be aware of traffic coming up behind you"...

Nokia lets operators screw with customise the N900

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@David Hicks

Just get an unbranded version. The phone is as Nokia intended it to be, you own it out right from the get go, you can get firmware/software updates much quicker and above all, the MNO's don't get to roger you brainless with absurdly long contracts!

Microsoft names the day for iPhone come-back punch

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Oh boy

Well I would not under any circumstances consider myself a fan in any way shape or form of anything that has ever come out of Cupertino, and I barley tolerate Redmond based stuff. But look, even I can see that the folks from Cupertino have moved the goal posts in a massive way over the last two years, and if anyone, anyone at all, wants to rest the initiative back from them, then they have to stop reacting to what they have done, and go on the initiative.

I mean hell, this is war. So maybe someone should take sometime to read that little book by Mr. S. Tzu. You know the one, the one written the past part of 1400 years ago!

Until then, the Cupertino forces will continue to dictate the war...

Walmart goes green with solar build-out

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It's not totally great...

...But it is a very good start from Walmart. Yes you can argue that when all the emissions coming from the manufacture from all the cheap stuff that they sell, is taken into account then it doesn't matter what Walmart do, but it is very encouraging to me to see that the companies are getting green just to make money. Makes my job so much easier....

ATI FirePro plays leapfrog with Nvidia

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Today's To Do:

Figure out what exactly you can do to a graphics card to make it cost around £7000! And figure out why you would want a card like this...

IE icon too familiar for Microsoft EU settlement?

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Opera and the E.U.

On a personal note if I worked for the E.U. or was an M.E.P. dealing with this I would be limbering myself up for a big swing at OPERA! Over what, or, at what, I don't know but then if I worked for the E.U. I imagine I could cook something up that need whacking! :-)

The E.U. and Microsoft seem to be working through their problems in a pretty good way in my opinion, but the people (or maybe it should just be "a person") at Opera seem to come along and stick their noses up at every little thing.

I honestly can't remember the last time I found IE set as the default web browser on a PC. Yes I can see how it has become such a large problem, but the E.U. are muddling through well enough I think.

Opera, either get with the programme or prepared to get whacked!

The 3G map Ofcom didn't want you to see

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@Bryce Prewitt

You beat me to it! Truly the greatest comment ever posted on any story ever in the whole history El Reg's readers comments! GIVE THE MAN A DRINK!

Faux Foreign Secretary dupes UK press with Jackson Tweet

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It made it across the pond as well...

...Just read about it in the Washington Post of all places! Man the whole world has gone nuts, and only seems to be going more so!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/26/AR2009062601715_2.html

Toshiba Tecra M10 14in notebook

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It's perfect!

That's it. I want one. No scratch that. I REALLY want one. And so will just about every other person in my division! This machine is just about my dream machine! I have had a gander at the specks and this "I" model is it.

I for one really appreciate the style and form that it has. Just thinking about the labs I visit and all those serial ports, this is a serious answer to all those people who don't pull "9 to 5 in an office" and rarely know more than a couple of hours before hand what they will be facing in the working day/week ahead!

Microsoft to cover ‘E74’ Xbox 360 error

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So is it just me....

Or does anyone else wonder why we only ever hear about X-Box 360 errors? I want to make it plain that I own not one of the current generation consoles, but if I did, I would properly buy from Sony.

However I can't for one moment believe that Sony and Nintendo have managed to build all those consoles and not encountered problems similar to the one in the story? Yes I am sure there must be a fairly large amount of individual cases with owners causing the damage, but what about cases where the machines have just been plain wrong, or designed wrong or had an update that can crash them...

Just a thought...

DARPA to begin mysterious 'Project GANDALF'

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Why?

Do you continuously have to put an asterisk after DARPA and then spell out what it means at the end of the article? It's like you think everyone reading this is a complete dummy!

Price cutting rivals eat into Nokia's market share

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@ James McGregor

I think you will find that your phone, the Nokia 6300 is indeed a Symbian, it's just a series 40 rather than a series 60!

Mines the one with the N91 in!