* Posts by Eddie Edwards

970 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Oct 2007

Sky boffins: The Moon is not Earth's only natural satellite

Eddie Edwards
Happy

Re: QI

Even if the Earth did have more than one natural satellite, asking how many moons it has is like asking how many Atlantic Oceans it has.

The Register channels jobs into jobs channel

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Me too but aren't they more tongue-in-cheek than serious advice?

Hard to tell on El Reg. For a while I thought the climate change denialism was all a big joke.

CD: The indestructible music format that REFUSES TO DIE

Eddie Edwards
Holmes

What shape were you expecting?

The ogive - an S-shaped curve which starts to trail downwards, gets faster to halfway, then slows down and tails off so it's tangential to the axis when it hits it - is the expected un-adoption curve.

It comes from the integral of the normal distribution, so if people are de-adopting according to that (which is completely expected) then the ogive is what you'd get. We are now in the "late de-adopters" phase since we've passed the maximum de-adoption rate and the rate is now slowing, as we pass the peak and reach the "long tail" of the normal distribution.

So the stats are obeying expectation perfectly. What shape were you expecting? A comedy nosedive to negative several billion, like what one sees in one-frame cartoons? :p Ain't gonna happen with a variable that can't go negative!

This is the curve of a dying format. Not actually being mortal, there is no binary decision point where the format is now "dead" versus being "alive". The long tail of de-adoption could go on for 50 years, and in fact given this curve you can calculate how long that is for any definition of "dead" you wish to select (e.g. 10,000 global purchases per year).

Sorry to bring statistics to the table on an article about statistics, but hey, slow day at work.

Medieval warming was global – new science contradicts IPCC

Eddie Edwards
Facepalm

Welcome back to the dark ages

"If it was worldwide in extent that would strongly suggest that global warming may just be something that happens from time to time, not something caused by miniscule concentrations of CO2 (the atmosphere is 0.04 per cent CO2 right now; this figure might climb to 0.07 per cent in the medium term)."

Reminds me of all the arsenic poisoning cases that were thrown out when the jury heard that new peer-reviewed evidence strongly suggested that death was just something that happens from time to time, not something caused by miniscule concentrations of arsenic.

Because, obviously, the fact that things happen from time to time means that you can rule out any and all causal models.

Welcome back to the dark ages.

Facebook 'cloaking' flaw allows unexpected snooping

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Unfriend finder

Unfriend finder tells you when people deactivate and reactivate their accounts. I'm not sure why those features haven't been rolled into the main site, to be honest.

So, what IS the worst film ever made?

Eddie Edwards
Unhappy

Matrix Revolutions

Matrix Revolutions is surely one of the worst films ever made.

New steganography technique relies on letter shapes

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Happy

Re: I'll answer that

Yesss ... and the "correct" term for octal is "octary" while the "correct" term for decimal is "decary".

One should recall that dictionaries reflect usage, not vice versa.

Eddie Edwards
Black Helicopters

Ah yes, but don't the laws hinge on there being "a decryption key" that you're refusing to hand over? If they can't prove that there *is* a decryption key, I wonder what happens. And does a desteg application count as a "key"? What if you use a memorized manual cipher that's known only to you? What if you *claim* to use a such a cipher? :)

(I know you're talking more generally, but I mean within the confines of the UK's "hand over your keys or go to jail" laws, which gives a good example of the kind of oppressive regime where the people are "the enemy" and can be legally coerced into self-incrimination, but where the letter of the law still counts for something.)

Why Windows 8 server is a game-changer

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Happy

Re: Impressive...

I disagree with what you say but I love the way you said it :)

Pub landlady's footie sat-TV battle moves law's goal posts

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Re: IANAL but I believe so

"It is considered a "public performance" if anyone is present who is not normally resident in your home"

Citation required.

PayPal slaps down Dr Who ‘charity book’

Eddie Edwards
Alert

Uh oh

I was just on crowdfunder, and they use PayPal to take the money, and to give it to the venture. Since none of those ventures have product ready to ship, presumably this is also against PayPal's T&Cs?

http://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/pg/how-crowdfunder-works-4

iPad 3 benchmarked

Eddie Edwards

No, it does less than keep up (4x the pixels, 2x the GPU).

But for existing iPad 2 apps running at iPad 2 resolution, it's twice as fast, which is a "performance boost" by any measure.

iPlayer repeat fees threaten BBC earthquake

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Facepalm

*cough* Sky?

"The net has exploded the myth that we'll pay for something even if we don't use it. ... The bundle has been blown apart. We've entered the pay-as-you-go era of media consumption."

This must be why Sky is doing so badly, with its bundle-based menu of chunks you have to buy in order to see one program you like. Yup, no one is using Sky any more. Poor old Murdoch. His mythical business with profits of £1bn from 10m households has been exploded by the internet.

Marvel to animate comic action with AR app

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Happy

Easily impressed

"The app will also see characters come to life in 3D, jumping out the page to wow those who are easily impressed."

Comic in attempt to appeal to its target demographic shock.

Hands on with the Apple iPad 3

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Re: eye strain

Well I use a backlit display 8-10 hours per day, 5 days per week, and don't suffer from eyestrain.

Read a PDF on an iPhone 3GS in vertical mode and I do.

So yes, resolution matters, and backlighting doesn't, so far as I can tell, from personal experience.

Is there some Kindle marketing meme that says this isn't true?

Lingerie-clad she-devils romp past watchdog

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Facepalm

Re: How to mark International Womens Day

International Sense of Humour Failure Day too is it?

Warp drives are PLANET KILLERS, Sydney Uni students find

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Facepalm

Re: "Einstein's theory of relativity will be 100 years old very soon....."

Thermodynamics is an empirical physical theory. Wake me up when you see heat flow from a cold region to a hot region. Then we can talk about perpetual motion machines only being barred because of some flawed logical inferences in the theory.

Apple snags blockbuster multi-touch patent

Eddie Edwards
Trollface

You guys are right

If knocking down patents was as easy as generalizing them, thinking of something similar, and then shouting "prior art", there would be a lot fewer patents in the world.

And if invention was as easy as taking past similar ideas and blowing magic fairy dust on them, there would be a lot more innovation.

Syndicate

Eddie Edwards
Holmes

I doubt this game owes anything to Deus Ex: Human Revolution. It takes a long time to make a game, and the plot elements of this would have been fleshed out way before DX:HR was released. The games industry, sadly, cannot turn on a dime.

Perhaps more accurate to say it owes a lot to Deus Ex, which in turn owes a lot to System Shock, which in turn, yada yada yada ...

RIP: Peak Oil - we won't be running out any time soon

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Thumb Down

Besides the hypobole (this thinking is proving fatal) and the downright bizarre (resources as "vectors" - whatever that means), the thrust of this article is basically that we don't have to worry about resources running out because, hey, we can invent things.

Do I really have to explain why that's a stupid position? Especially when the article does tacitly accept that human ingenuity has limits.

History is history; stories about whale blubber being displaced are all very interesting, but this liberal arts approach to science policy is as dumb as they come. Yes, you can look at history, you can say "people acted like this back then", and you can invite us to assume that therefore history is merely repeating itself now, and is bound to repeat itself in this way, forever. But it doesn't prove anything, because the invariants in history are human behaviour, not the viability of various technologies. The only human behaviour outlined here is that people worry and start to make plans when prediction indicates problems ahead. Orlowski seems to be advocating a more, shall we say, ostrich-style approach to governance.

And don't even get me started on why Citigroup may have an interest in affecting the commodity prices by releasing a report like this. Orlowski doesn't trust the University of East Anglia, but he trusts Citigroup? Sheesh.

Still, not many people are talented enough to make confirmation bias into a successful career path.

MP allegedly cuffed after scrap in Commons bar

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Facepalm

Not this old chestnut again

Downloading is not theft, Andrew. Go read the Theft Act. He may well be a Freetard, but saying that downloading is not theft merely indicates that he knows how theft is defined in English law.

Daniel Craig like Connery, Skyfall helmsman suggests

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Re: Anonymous because this wont be popular, but...

Well, yeah. Goldeneye saved the franchise. Went a bit downhill from there, sadly, but I'd put Goldeneye up there with anything Connery did.

Cameras roll on 'blockbuster' new Who series

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Re: Stupid new teletubby daleks

But those Daleks don't have Vanessa Feltz's arse.

Dick estate gets stiffed

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Re: Re: Beats me why filmmakers option Dick's stories

Harsh - We Can Remember It For You Wholesale is an awesome short story, although in the anthology I have, it sits in with about another 20 stories with tediously similar "twists", and they do get a little samey. None-the-less, WCRIFYW (whew) stands out as the most interesting (and relentless) variation on the theme. Absolutely nothing to do with Total Recall, though, except in the very highest of high concepts (and you can read that however you like).

A Scanner Darkly was pretty much the book done as a movie. Superb. Well worth another viewing. The style is amazing - you get used to it until it looks photo-realistic and then you snap back to realizing it's drawn, every 15 minutes or so, which to me induced a profound sense of warped reality that matched the story brilliantly.

Node.js Native breakthrough: cloudy C++ on steroids

Eddie Edwards
Pint

Re: Re: Zen Question

I think you're right :)

Eddie Edwards

Zen Question

Here's a Zen koran for you.

If Ted Dzubia writes an article, and El Reg doesn't link to it several times, does anyone read it?

Microsoft licensing hike sparks UK piracy, bankruptcy fears

Eddie Edwards
Stop

Re: Re: Re: Charming...

"The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) adopted aluminium as the standard international name for the element in 1990 but, three years later, recognized aluminum as an acceptable variant."

Bung a tenner to a mate's mobile number with new Barclays app

Eddie Edwards

Re: Err...

That's what I thought until recently. You might want to read up on the latest developments on that front.

Sony 'fesses to Whitney Houston price hike 'error'

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Re: "Well beyond unethical"

Aaron, it harmed the global Sony brand. That some scum-sucking executive can make decisions like this which reflect so badly on his colleagues not only in Sony Music, but also in Sony Electronics, Sony Computer Entertainment, Sony Ericsson, etc. etc. Believe me, when the rootkit fiasco hit the news, I worked for SCE, and people in Sony outside Sony Music were spitting. I bet they're spitting today, too.

Not that the outraged are particularly concerned for that aspect of this story. They just think it's poor taste on the part of Sony Music, and they'd be right.

Post-Christianity, are we all supposed to be apologists for profit-making no matter how it is done? Please help me get this right because I'd hate for us to revert to pre-scientific ways just because we hate it when companies act tastelessly.

Heartland Institute documents leaked

Eddie Edwards
Trollface

Heh

Any mention of Orlowski in there?

UK crime-busters knock hiphop site off the Internet

Eddie Edwards
FAIL

Wow, I was wrong, this is real. Apparently SOCA have become internet trolls.

Better take my bullshit filters in for realignment. You think you understand the world and then something like this happens.

Eddie Edwards
Facepalm

Yeah, the "SOCA press office confirms genuine" meme is on Slashdot too. So who called them? I'm not seeing an actual *quote* from the SOCA press office in this story, or anywhere else.

This is so obviously a hoax I can't believe people are giving it the time of day. SOCA wittering on about young musician's rights? "Fraud" in the first place (for a link site)? "Recordings stolen from the artists"? Stolen? I thought it was fraud? And then "visit pro-music.org". Please. This is a blatant troll. And boy did it work well.

People of the internet, turn your bullshit filters back on.

UK cops cuff suspect after RnBXclusive takedown

Eddie Edwards
WTF?

Good grief

I can't quite get my head around this. That trollish takedown notice actually was from the Serious Organised Crime Agency? What the hell? Seriously, what the hell?

Apple 'seeking part makers' for 8in 'iPad Mini'

Eddie Edwards

My head hurts

My head hurts. 8"? 7"? 9.6"? Can someone translate this into a more useful length unit such as decikindles?

Music fans not welcome in RIAA-backed .music

Eddie Edwards
FAIL

So musicians can't have .music domains? Interesting concept.

LOHAN lifts skirt on 3D printed parts

Eddie Edwards
Happy

It might well be "cheaper than you might think" but their quote-based pricing sure gives the impression of "if you have to ask, you can't afford it". Any hints for people who are not curious enough to submit a fake quote request?

New sat data shows Himalayan glaciers hardly melting at all

Eddie Edwards

In fact, it isn't significantly different. 4 +/- 20 may be as much as 24, which is the same order of magnitude as 50, and who knows what the error bars are on the 50. The spin on this article is that the glaciers are hardly melting at all, and the new data supports this hypothesis, but unfortunately it also supports the hypothesis that, actually, they're still melting quite a lot. So it pretty much is the same as "we don't know", and only appears to be newsworthy at all because of this site's AGW-denial policy.

How Zuck wields power over Facebook for a few hundred bucks

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VCs get screwed by founder, instead of the other way around?

VCs get screwed by founder, instead of the other way around? Now that's news! Zuckerberg just went up in my estimation.

Raspberry Pi ship date slips

Eddie Edwards

AIUI this is completely normal practice for video codecs. Decode is cheap and cheerful and encode costs actual money. It helps drive use of the codec by making it cheap to consume content. No one wants to pay to watch a video file, but people will pay for a lower-weight encoding.

Although technically a decode-only solution isn't a "codec" :)

'App Economy' has created 466,000 US jobs

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Jobs created?

What about jobs lost in other industry sectors as people quit their jobs to create apps? I don't know a single app programmer who didn't start out elsewhere in the industry. How many of these careers were created rather than repurposed?

Hell of a lot more indies now though.

Apple tells authors: All your books iBook files are belong to us

Eddie Edwards
Devil

EULAs are enforceable now, are they?

I don't see any reason I can't write a book and distribute it in iBook format on any channel I please. I'm not going to read the EULA, and when I click OK it's so I can run the software, not because I agree to any conditions which I haven't read anyway.

If Apple choose to give away iBooks Author that's up to them, but people own content they make, owing to the Berne Convention etc., and a click-through EULA on some free software is not going to trump those long-standing legal principles in any sane court of law.

IMHO, IANAL, and so on and so forth.

ICANN responds to smut portal antitrust lawsuit

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Yes, but ICANN *is* a business under US law; it says so on their About page.

They are disputing that they are "doing trade", not that they are a business. And if you're selling registrations at $2 a pop, it looks to me like you're doing trade. Any claim to be above the law tends to be laughable, but this looks particularly cheeky.

The .xxx domain is a good idea, but the implementation is a cynical money grab. They should be moving existing .com names over so they can be retired, and disallowing registration of existing .com names except by their owner, and they should be doing it for free, or for a nominal cost. That serves the stated aim of .xxx (getting porn into its own channel where it can easily be blocked). Instead they're profiteering by extorting money from people both outside the porn industry ("you wouldn't want a pizzahut.xxx would you?") and inside the porn industry ("you wouldn't want your competitor to get your-domain.xxx would you?").

The blame isn't squarely on ICANN, of course, but we're talking about a corrupt system where ICANN call the shots, so there is a case to be answered IMO.

Most EU states sign away internet rights, ratify ACTA treaty

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The Pirate Party needs to work out where it stands on a wide variety of serious issues - for instance, the installation of air conditioning on the outside of buildings to combat global warming. Until then, the long-standing problems with the system of Western democracy can only be solved by the Monster Raving Loony party.

UK probes Snickers over 'celebrity' Twitter adverts

Eddie Edwards
Coat

Twitter should remove these tweets & photos, although it wouldn't be the first time Jordan's snickers have been pulled down. #badamching

iPad Fleshlight lets fanbois express their love

Eddie Edwards
Angel

"Presumably porn makers would leap at the chance to come up with shooting styles that enhance the illusion that the user is making love to an actual human"

Google "POV" ...

Laser used to cool semiconductor

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Nice

So if you layer this on top of a low-temperature superconductor then you can dispense with all that liquid nitrogen ... cool. I look forward to Wipeout Scalextric in the near future!

American search team fails to find women's G-spot

Eddie Edwards
FAIL

Typical men

Typical men :) Instead of saying "we don't know what the G-spot is" they say "the G-spot does not exist". From the Richard Dawkins school of science.

There's definitely *something* there, according to reported subjective experience during my informal scientific research on the subject. Even if it's just a hallucination, it's still a real phenomenon.

MIT boffins devise faster Fast Fourier transform

Eddie Edwards
Headmaster

FFT is not an approximation

Corrections, as requested :)

FFT is not an approximation. In fixed-point, or in an integer field, or using real numbers, it is precisely correct. If you're using floating-point, of course, a different rearrangement of equivalent operations is going to give you different rounding errors and slightly different numerical output.

Oh, and it's O(NlogN) not O(N).

Microsoft raises 'state of the art' son of NTFS

Eddie Edwards

I believe alpha-blended clocks are a different department to bleeding-edge kernel file systems. Although it could all just be Billy G doing a lot of late nights :)

Wikipedia to shut down Wednesday in SOPA protest

Eddie Edwards
Facepalm

Are you going to take an unpaid day off work, or are you pro-SOPA too?