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MC Hammer getting into search business

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The first thing that happened when I read "MC Hammer search engine" was that my mind started playing U can't touch this with "U can't search this".

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Sony names PlayStation Vita release day

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The 3DS was a lackluster because people don't give a flying fudge for 3D, and aren't going to pay the 3D tax optiong for a DSi or PSP instead.

PS Vita might actually have a good chance among gamers.

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who U calling fanboi, iFanboi?

Both the DS and PSP mobile console lines have been chugging along pretty well. Detractors saying that the 3DS lackluster reception spells DOOOOOM to Nintendo and Sony are ignoring the fact that the DSi has sold pretty well, and that one came after the release of the Jesus Phone; the PSP has been selling pretty well during all this time.

Also, some of the titles are PS3 ports (like MGS4) or based on already bestselling titles like Uncharted or God of War, so it isn't like the roster is full of unknown games. It also helps that the big iOS games are also on the PS3/PSP (Angry Birds, Plants vs. Zombies). Even buying an iToy doesn't exclude someone from having a portable gaming console! Same argument was given with the Wii when the truth was that most people buying a Wii were actually outside the traditional "gamer" market. Sony and MS are still selling consoles.

"Millions of game sales put you on the wrong end of this argument." Millions of Big Macs are sold daily. Does that make them the best burgers in the world? Nope. They're cheaper, so they sell more.

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Gulf of California terrorized by ONE-EYED MUTANT SHARK!

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How did that shark manage to look like Mike Wozawski?

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Boffins whip up SELF-WIRING chip

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Terminator

You wanted to build A.M.? Yipes. Just don't hook it up to the nukes...

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RIM hopes to distract punters with free pretties

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Remote Control over mobile devices

I suppose you can do a Remote Wipe through IMAP then.

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Apple, tech titans lead US brands to world domination

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HSBC is British

That's why they relocated to the UK.

In fact, that's why they even exist at all! As a bank to do trade between British Hong Kong and mainland China, hence the Hong Kong-Shanghai Banking Corp.

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It's official: Microsoft, Skype marriage consummated

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it depends

Video conferencing has been possible for years now; even during the dialup era we had crappy videoconf capabilities using crappy webcams. My laptop totes a webcam as well... and it has never been used.

Most of us smartphone-toting people tend to use email/IM/SMS much more than actual calls. It is less intrusive than a call, never mind a videocall. Yes, I sometimes wish we had "Total Recall" or even "Evangelion" style vidphones, but it seems that they took long enough for people to simply not care about them now that we do have the tech.

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Hadoop: A Linux even Microsoft likes

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Server Side.

It might not be really visible on desktop PCs, but Linux has taken over what could've been a juicy server market for MS. It is a threat to existing Windows Servers, especially when there are OSS stacks that are capable of serving as a drop-in substitute for Active Directory.

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Energy minister gives grudging nuke endorsement

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However....

ITER is being built, and the roadmap to DEMO is pretty much outlined to be on schedule by 2050. Unless NIF beats ITER to the game, which would bring fusion closer...

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Dennis Ritchie: The C man who booted Unix

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Stallman?

every time you run a GNU tool, it'll happily show the GNU credits. It isn't Linus' fault that the GNU project got stalled short of releasing the full GNU OS.

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Valve chief says Apple will own your living room

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Joke

The Apple is a lie!

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PS3

Yup. Apple would simply release a console that's too expensive, lacking in games (or full of non-brand generic games) and be even more restrictive than XBox360 (which itself is more restrictive than PS3). Not many outside the iFan sphere would buy it.

Also, Apple has already failed once in that market: Pippin.

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Re: Closed mind

"So if Apple released a product that did EXACTLY what you wanted and was at a price that you were willing to pay, you wouldn't buy it just because Apple did it?"

Given that as long as Apple clings to the SJ walled garden policy, it won't release a true open system, I doubt *any* Apple product will do EXACTLY what I want.

You sir, fail at logic.

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C and Unix pioneer Dennis Ritchie reported dead

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Dennis Ritchie

Given the media coverage of Jobs, you'd think he invented boolean logic. Yet Ritchie has much, much, much more to do with modern OS and programming, yet he is being overshadowed by the iCult.

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free(dmr);

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Apple wins for now: no Galaxy 10.1 in Oz

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Trollface

... says a follower of the iCult.

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Win 8 haters are just scared of change, say MS bosses

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Relevant.

Apple made the "clusterfuck of icons in the background" popular, hence Microsoft copying the UI over. But true, it is more of a case of passing off the touch interface into non-touch devices.

But wait, Apple is *also* doing that in Lion: reverse scrolling.

Meh.

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RIM stands, staggers, falls again

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Crash!

Having been mostly unaffected by the Blackberry disservice ... today, we've been hit. HARD.

Most of the day my BB icon has been showing ... but I haven't been able to actually SEND or RECEIVE messages. ARRRGH!!!

RIM, Fix This Thing! I can't get others to buy into BB if the damn thing loses connectivity while convincing new people! :P

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Sony network ransacked in huge brute-force attack

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Not a brute force attack

More likely someone nicked either a hashed pwd list, or applying the infamous Gizmodo list on the PSN. It is bound to end up scoring with people who use the same password for everything. That's the reason why I now use random passwords on most sites and keep said passwords on a Password Safe.

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Boffins fear killer gamma death blasts from space

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This sounds familiar

... isn't it the plot of "Inconstant Moon"? Half the planet gets fried, the other half suffers major cataclysms resulting from the frying of the other side. In the end, people in the "dark" half survive, though in small numbers, including the scientist that discovered it. Though the event in that one was a solar flare, not gamma radiation bursts.

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BlackBerry BBM, email offline AGAIN

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Meanwhile, in Latin America

Blackberries seem to be working just fine.

Except for some downtime around 00:00 GMT -0500, when I noticed that my BBM messages ceased to get sent, and my 3G indicator stopped showing the BB logo. However, even TCP-Direct stopped working, so I suspect it was a carrier-related hiccup, not a BB one. Didn't have a nearby WiFi to verify this...

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Virus infects killer US air drone fleet

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Firewalls

I assume they're talking about SIPRNet. If that's the case, then yes, it is completely separated from the "public" internet.

Then again, Manning was able to get stuff out of there via "sneakernet".

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Sony wants Ericsson's half of their mobile biz

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Telecom stuff

Ericsson does a lot more stuff than just cellphones. Telecom equipment is their specialty as well. They make a lot of money on that stuff :)

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Google breaks South African embargo on Dalai Lama

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SA is turning into a facepalm

This is the second time in this year that the SA Gov't acts pretty stupid in the int'l relationships dept. First was Libya, trying to push a Gaddafi-friendly "peace" proposal, second one would be this.

The ANC is turning into a big FAIL!

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'Silent majority' is content with elderly Java, says startup

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Part of that Silent Majority

Java EE is a pretty good stack for building true MVC / 3-Layer apps. Most of my Java stuff uses it, ever since college and it has resulted in an easy to extend model with a good security model. I probably owe JavaEE for knowing basic RBAC concepts, and LDAP.

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Users shut down Italian Wikipedia to protest Wiretapping Act

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It's much better

to strike down the law before it becomes law, instead of doing clever workarounds on said draconian laws. The latter course of action is commonplace in countries ruled by dictators, tyrants, or military juntas ... what does this say about Italy?

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What's not in the iPhone 4S ... and why

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Lack of SIM

To me, the lack of a SIM card is what makes CDMA a "shit" technology, as I haven't had to worry about handset auth since 2003. GSM was actually welcomed as 'freedom from telcos' because of the SIM card; this freedom was threathened by Apple and their "virtual SIM" thingy, thankfully it got blocked by the GSMA.

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iPhone 5: Apple 4S, pundits 0

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MSX

.. was pretty popular in Japan. In fact, the Metal Gear series was originally made for the MSX2.

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Apple cofounder Steve Jobs is dead at 56

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iDied

As a former Mac user (circa 1985-1998) and currently critical of the "walled garden" approach of the iUniverse, I still feel sad by the untimely death of Steve Jobs.

The man was able to pull Apple out of near bankruptcy, turned it into a very profitable company.

RIP Steve Jobs.

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Oracle previews Solaris 11, due in November

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Meh

I actually liked Larry trying to beat x86/64 to death. It's about time someone rids the computing world of this crappy architecture; RISC always had the upper hand but the dominance of the Wintel boxes killed most of the RISC chips.

Oh, and Carly killed PA-RISC. HP must be feeling stupid now that Oracle is actually improving Sun's hardware, while HP is stuck with a dying platform (Itanium) with no clear migration paths.

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Put down the Java manual

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Probably will still have good demand.

Java landed me most of my well paid jobs. The thing that is actually helping us Java devs to keep getting decent salaries is the fact that shitty languages are still luring the sheep, who will ditch Java for something awful like Visual Basic, something interesting but rarely used in the business sector (Ruby! PHP!), something useless outside of web2.0 sites (JavaScript) or the Apple-centric Objective-C.

By the time these guys find out they went to a saturated market, or one that is slowly dying (VB), the Java devs have taken all the good jobs.

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Ten reasons why you shouldn't buy an iPhone 5

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@Steven Gray

""...when you got home you had... oh that's right, two batteries to charge sequentially"

You seem to have missed the "went out hiking 92 miles" part. I think there's no way he was going to be able to charge his phone at all, given the lack of power outlets during said 92-mile hike.

I remember having two batteries for my Fujitsu Lifebook 280Dx; thanks to this, I was able to cope with a long flight running on both batteries. :)

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Sony: all new PS3 titles will require PSN Pass for online play

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Already happening

Dead Space 2 has the "online pass" thingy. According to this article, it isn't "all ps3 games" though, it is all Sony published games. Still shitty of them to do this...

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Bad substitute

MS pimps off their users by charging for online play, overcharging for HDDs and locking out third-party HDDs (Sony lets you stick any HDD on your PS3). If you really want to stick it to the man ... switch your PS3 for a PC, not an Xbox.

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'Boss from hell' knuckle-rapped for 'firing contests'

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Betting on who's going to get sacked is definitely a hostile environment. You're encouraging your workers to sabotage their target coworker so that you earn your measly $10.

I wouldn't quit, I would sue that jackass for as much as the law would allow me... and I would win!

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Super Mario jumps on domain squatter

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They do make money

Parked domains will usually have some kind of advertising, which will tran$late into $$$ to the domain's owner.

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Microsoft's Roslyn invites VB to Windows 8 party

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Oh dear no. VB.NET was kept because of VB6ers whining at MS. Of course, they "fixed" the language, throwing away all the crap and hacking it so it would mostly match C#'s syntax. And C# is basically a pirated Java version which added nifty things that Java lacked, but then tied the whole thing to the MS stack.

Fortunately, the new wave of programmers have a true programming language background, which means C-like languages, that is C/C++/Java/C#; that and having C# being easy to make GUI apps for Windows meant VB wasn't the only easy path for Win32 apps and thus VB is finally dying off. But at least what passes for VB.NET these days is infinitely better than VB6.

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VB must die

VB "classic" was a pile of steaming doo-doo. It infected a whole generation of devs with sloppy syntax and bad coding practices (ON ERROR RESUME NEXT). IIRC, MS was going to kill VB and go for C# as a forced replacement for VB, but the VB dudes didn't want to move.

So then Microsoft did something awesome; they left "VB" but actually made it so that VB.NET is actually C# with enforced syntactic sugar. Fortunately, the new generations have mostly gone C# or Java; others with PHP, Ruby, some go C++ but the trend does seem to be that most people are finally putting VB out to pasture.

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Human 'alarm clock' enzyme discovered

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Now all I need

... is for boffins to design a way for me to get JARID1a at the exact time I have to wake up.

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Oracle revs up Sparc, speeds up roadmap

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HP

It seems that what I had been saying for years has finally been proven right: HP fucked up abandoning PA-RISC and betting on Intel's Itanium. But then I think that one can be chalked to Carly's Follies...

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T-Mobile: Samsung ban really not in the public interest

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At least Verizon does. So it isn't like this is all about selling knockoffs, they actually are concerned on this.

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Firefox devs mull dumping Java to stop BEAST attacks

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FAIL

Err... Java isn't Javascript.

NoScript blocks JavaSCRIPT.

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Stupid

It isn't like Java is the multi-platform ActiveX; Java has its own security sandbox, unlike ActiveX. The real problem is the cypher protocol implementation; people should be already implementing/migrating to TLS 1.2 already.

If Mozilla were truly worried about Security, they would be disabling *Javascript*, of course.

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MySQL.com breach leaves visitors exposed to malware

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Bobby Tables

I think I know who paid a visit to the MySQL site then...

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4G or 'faux G', it's a mealy-mouthed marketing mishmash

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Iusacell, I'm looking at you!

Mexico's Iusacell carrier is outright lying, boasting its 4G network. Except they are a CDMA carrier (thus no 4G there) which has deployed a parallel GSM/EDGE/UMTS/HSPA+ network. The HSPA+ part is what they call "4G".

Of course, the few users who have HSPA+ capable, or even UMTS handsets feel the speed... because nobody's using the network yet. FAIL

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Samsung-Apple patent lawsuit tally hits 21, and counting

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So did most Blackberries, and my SonyEriccson (which predates the iPhone). Prior art should nullify this stupid patent.

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HP dumps Apotheker for Whitman

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They used to have awesome workstations and servers as well (HP9000). I believe Carly axed PA-RISC and went for the shItanium...

At least they still have calculators...

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Memo to open source moralists: Put a sock in it

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The problem with RMS...

The problem with RMS is that his ideals aren't just working in the English language. Free means both "free as in freedom" and "free as in no cost", so Free Software is usually interpreted as $0 software. Ironically, your RedHat exapmle is one that got slammed back when RedHat decided to go pay-only and turn the free RHL into Fedora... and it was slammed because they weren't giving RHEL for free.

Then there's the GNU/Linux debacle, which really puts off anyone outside the FOSS/FLOSS community. It's the IT version of Political Correctness gone mad:

A: I'm checking this cool OS called Linux

B: HERETIC! IT IS CALLED GNU/LINUX!

A: Err.. Okay, so this Linux..

B: GNOOOOOO LEEEENOOOKS! JOO SAY IT GNOO SLASH LINUX!

A: Um... Fuck it, if every Linux user is as demented as you, I'd rather suffer Windows.

Oh, and some people started using the unambiguous Spanish word "libre" instead of free; RMS still won't use Libre Software because he insists on using Free. This puritanism on terminology might be huting FOSS more than MS FUD.

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Virtual and real worlds collide in gamers' minds

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Fallout 3, indeed.

My stepson started having the "response menu" effect after 3 weeks playing Fallout 3. I also had a similar effect, and the fact that I put a Pip-Boy theme on my BlackBerry didn't help...

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