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So, what IS the worst film ever made?

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Oh the irony

The Tom Cruise one was much closer to the book than the original... But then Spielberg had to stick that damn annoying girl...

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Re: Blind me! Blind me NOW!

And this is one of those movies my brain had deleted from memory. Yes, most of what I remember from that one was the eye pecking scene. GROSS.

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This one's improved if you swap it out for the OTHER Jack Frost... The one with a killer snowman!

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I'll nominate:

Pootie Tang

American Cyborg: Steel Warrior

Manos: The Hands of Fate

I think the other bad movies were so bad, my brain erased them from existance.

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LYING iPhone 4S mobes claim 4G connection on 3G network

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FAIL

Lying carriers and lazy ITU.

ITU relaxed what 4G actually was. Some carriers went on and used this as an excuse to start relabeling 3.5 or 3.75G tech as "4G". At my country, only one carrier has engaged in these lies (IUSACELL), but they've always lied on this, calling CDMA2000 1x "3G".

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Judge nixes Apple's bid to patent-bash bankrupt Kodak

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Re: Why nobody checked the details of the suit before commenting

"The request to sue during Bankruptcy proceeding has been made to avoid the sales of said patent which belongs to Apple in the first place and could make a complicate situation worse."

They either own it or not. If this is truly the case, it would be the same as me going to my childhood friend and take back the R/C truck I gave him on his 7th birthday because I don't like him anymore.

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Apple wants ebook price class action suit thrown out

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Apple racketeering

Dear Metavisor, you seem to ignore this:

"rule 1) You must not let anyone else sell something for less than we sell it."

That's even more of a competitor-killing practice than the supposed price-setting Amazon was supposed to be doing (if you believe the iFans). Apple and their fanboi army made a point of deflecting all attention to the 30% comission being lower, while conveniently hiding the fact that:

- Apple was forcing publishers to give them the best price,

- Apple was forcing other platforms (like Kindle) to pay 30% of purchases made from iDevices,

- Apple was forcing other platforms to *offer in-app iDevice purchases* which were subjected to the 30% shave-off.

One of these policies got axed, but I don't remember which one. Any of these things remaining is pretty much anti-competitive anyway.

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SUPERCOMPUTER vs your computer in bang-for-buck battle

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Re: Hyrda

"3) Would you tell someone who'd spend $2k on a cartier watch they could have bought 200+ casios with that? Actually you probably would."

Yes, I consider those people snobs. However, putting down $10k on a supercomputing project actually serves a purpose; the ubercomputer will actually do stuff faster, while the $2k cartier will have *less* functions than a casio.

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Tim Cook's post-PC iPad domination dream crushed by reality

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Re: "Crushed by reality"??

At $600, people actually expect to buy something that can at least do the same stuff they do on their PC. The iPad can't. Only wealthy people are buying 'em, the rest of us remain unimpressed and keep on using PCs for real work.

Even though people hate using Windows PCs, it's the stuff where they actually do *real work*. Can you do your job on an iPad instead of a PC?

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World's Raspberry Pi supply jammed in factory blunder

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ISO 8601

I switched to this format ever since I started putting dates on filenames. Much easier to sort 'em, and databases will also parse it w/o problems, avoiding the DMY/MDY trouble.

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Re: Raspberry Jammed

LONE STARRRRRR!!!!!!!

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Carmageddon

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oooh Quarantine!

I played the demo for its sequel, Road Warrior. Both of those games pre-date Carmageddon, and heh it was awesome!

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Indiana Jones flicks out on Blu-ray this Fall

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Re: thats all wrong

So it wasn't just me that noticed the "lyrics" were wrong!

Now the problem is that I'm still at the office, finishing some documentation but really thinking a giant boulder is coming after me while I hear the Indiana Jones theme!

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Moles say Sony will kill Cell CPU for PlayStation 4

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Re: Cell is a dog that is finally getting put down

Errr... Toshiba used 'em for one of their Smart TVs.

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Re: Doesn't make much sense now.

What do the PS3 and 360 have in common?

They aren't using crap archs like x86. Why ruin their superior hardware with it? The Cell is a good thing to have in a gaming rig; by now devs should be already familiar with it, and at the very least they are used to PPC arch by now. Switching to x86 would be more painful than it seems. So yeah, it's possible they're adding AMD Fusion for their graphical stuff, but I doubt it'll take over the main processor.

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Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?

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This has got to be a joke.

Retard is as offensive in the US as it is in the UK. See the whole Tropic Thunder shitfest for their 'full retarded' joke. In fact, it was probably a US dude who complained.

They're the ones pushing the 'don't called handicapped people handicapped!' thing, calling blacks 'african-americans', sticking 'happy holidays' instead of 'merry xmas', and other exaggerated sensitivities.

I actually like El Reg's snarkiness, even if I don't quite agree with AO's particular views but damn if 'freetard' will be bannes just because of oversensitive people!

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Re: Go for it!

I distinctly remember 'AppleTard' being used at some point. Or was that just Webster Phreaky?

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Woman spanked for dissing ex in Facebook snapshot

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Oh, that word...

Gillipollas is a non-word in Mexico. In fact, Mexicans who haven't had any contact with Spaniards probably think it's a kind of chicken (pollo) or something.

I had to throw away the Spanish version of Wizard and Glass after I found out that they translated 'motherfucker' and 'asshole' as 'gillipollas', which ruined the insults and made them sound lame.

Mind you, the same will be said in South America about 'pendejo', which means 'brat' over there, but something much more akin to 'asshole' in Mexico. (In fact, it means 'ass hair').

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Will Windows 8 sticker shock leave Microsoft unstuck?

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Re: It's amazing

Oh, I am screaming at MS. They're enforcing "secure boot", *and* appstore-only apps ... basically, they're out-Apple-ing Apple in this. There will be no reason for us techies to buy a WOA device because we can't rip out Win8 and put Linux in it.

Looks like I'm back to the Beagleboard...

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Re: @Charles 9

"I believe the reality is 'it's either PC or Mac'."

And even that distinction is blurry, ever since Apple went Intel, the only true difference between those is the OS it loads up with, and the fruity unibody outside. It sounded corny to see the 'Get a Mac' ads coming out right after they switched to x86, basically turning that ad into 'I'm a PC, and I'm a PC."

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Valve responds to Half-Life 3 grumbles

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DNF

"Which is apparently what happened with DNF; resulting in 1997 style game play with a modern engine, resulting in a game as tedious DOOM 3."

Nope, I actually found it dull because it *wasn't* 1997-style gameplay. It was more Halo-style gameplay, with linear levels, a lame 2 gun carrying limit (Halo's inheritance) surrounded by a nice-looking but nigh explorable world.

I actually found Doom 3 fun, though that one was similar to Half-Life...

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Re: How long can it take

Oh so very true. I remember all the talk about StarCraft 2 being canned because of WoW being more profitable. Yet we remained loyal, waiting for Blizzard to churn it out. Before DNF, Diablo 2 had a long dev cycle, so long that some people were betting on which would come out: Linux Kernel 2.4.x or Diablo 2.

It's annoying, but it's good when it finally comes out. Unlike DNF.

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PlayStation Vita OS in your phone and telly - Sony's saviour?

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WTF?

Heh...

The irony of them using the PlayStation brand to strengthen their mobile stuff, but at the same time, screwing the brand with the PSN renaming. My stepson says it sounds stupid and that he prefers PSN to "SEN".

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How Google and Apple exposed their Achilles heels this week

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But...

The NFC thingy has a secuure smartcard module where stuff is actually secure; rooting the phone won't get you into it. The problem with Wallet is that its PIN is stored outside this, in the "rootable" part of the phone.

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Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards

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Re: Re: I seem to recall that ..

Heh, the virus-infesting game in my times was Prince of Persia ... maybe I was too young to play Larry and thus didn't know about this? ;)

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Halliburton latest biz to dump BlackBerry for iPhone

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I could think of a lot of 'em:

- Porting BES to Linux, decouple it from the M$ stuff.

- Support other platforms besides LN/Domino and Exchange. Good is pwning 'em hard because of that!

- Fix the damn BB OS and put out decent specs on the damn things! The #1 cause of BB user rage is the clock o' death caused by shared mem going to 0. I'd expect RIM to just slap on 2G shared mem and call it a day but nooooo...

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America abandoning DSL in favour of faster cable

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My experience...

With cable, I used to get screwed over because anyone could clog up the local segment. I would get dialup speeds just because my neighbor would be downloading stuff. Also, over here cable co's have always used NAT, so you get 10.0.0.0/8 IPs and a crapload of problems with some sites. Finally, any P2P traffic is either banned or throttled, large downloads are usually throttled as well. Gamers have complained about latency, so that's also b0rked on Cable.

With ADSL, I might not get the big speed offerings Cable users get, but at least if they tell me I'll get 6Mbps, I'll probably get at least 5.5 Mbps!

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MPAA threat sparks White House petition for bribery probe

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Too picky? Yes, we know that the USA is actually an implementation of a funny model called "polity". However, the House/Senate combo is something they share with fully democratic regimes, and operates on the same rules. If SOPA/PIPA were a constitutional amendment, the different rules would apply, but in this case it is only a regular bill. Therefore, the process can be compared with regular democracies.

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US military access cards cracked by Chinese hackers

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Wait...

"Blasco added that the use of dynamic tokens that offer two-factor authentication would thwart this particular line of attack."

The US MILITARY needs to be told this?!?!?! I thought they already used these things!!!

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Windows 8 to get self-healing 'Storage Spaces'

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Meh

I'm guessing that all of this is moot, as home users will probably get shafted. What do I mean? Well, MS is bound to put this feature as a "Business/Ultimate only" or whatever, so everyone buying PCs will have to pay double to MS (the OEM license, then the upgrade) to get Storage Spaces. Already the case with their software RAID, Remote Desktop, Hyper-V integration stuff... Bad bad MS.

My company is actually planning on going Apple thanks to that. They rather pay less on MS licensing. :/

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Jobs' 'nuclear war' is not doing Apple any good - analyst

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Probing Analyst

"The only thing you seem to want is for Apple to be restricted instead of other companies."

Nope, what the tech industry wants is for the bully to be punished for patent misuse. If Apple wants to use its legal rights to quash competition with its patents, the competition can easily cease to license their own patents in the same manner Apple has been blocking them.

Other companies will be as restricted as Apple. Unless one of them actually innovate instead of doing litigation...

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Sony PS Vita sales fall shy of 3DS launch volume

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Not a gamer, I suppose?

True gamers actually want mobile gaming devices. The 3DS didn't sell so hot because SURPRISE SURPRISE most gamers already had a DS-something and 3D is mostly seen as a fad.

Smartphone games are something an actual gamer will grow tired of pretty quickly before falling back to more traditional games. The ones that are truly hooked up on smartphone gaming are more of the casual gamers: old farts in the 40+ age group (who probably never put their hands on anything post-Atari, or didn't do games at all) and the small tots crowd, for which the games are pretty good as well.

Too much hype on smartphone games. It is mostly the Wii effect: most Wii owners weren't gamers either.

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Stolen, remote-wiped iPhones still get owner's iMessages

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WhatsApp!

I consider it a security risk as well, because WhatsApp requires you to exchange mobile numbers. I don't like to dole away my mobile number to the world+dog; MSN and BBM PINs sure, I can block annoying people if I need to and they would still be ignorant of my actual phone number.

Oh, and by the way WhatsApp is buggy on non-US numbers. It suffers from artificial stupidity, it tacks on a leading 1 on our phones! so instead of, say

+525555545352

WhatsApp stores the ID as

+5215555545352

Sheesh.

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Not quite the same, though.

RIM actually blocks a stolen BlackBerry's PIN so it can't be used by thieves. Using your new Blackberry and restoring your last backup file from your nicked BB will result in all your contactlist receiving and updating their contactlist to have your new PIN.... and this is done automagically. Same thing when you switch Blackberries.

The fact that the iPhone isn't doing this shows that security isn't really Apple's concern. EPIC FAIL on Apple's part!

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Sony off the hook for killing Linux on PS3

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FAIL, @Barry Shitpeas

".....no gamers."

I take offense at that. I got screwed by this *because* I used my PS3 for both gaming and Linux. PS3 Linux wasn't really there for Desktop use though; the real meat on it is the CellBE processor, which coincidentally *isn't* sold outside of the PS3 since some months before Sony b0rked OtherOS.

After a year and a half of getting stuck with old games, I finally bought another PS3, a phat BC-enabled one. That one is now my gaming rig.

Oh and I'll buy an XBOX 360 when pigs fly. There's no effin' way I'll ever buy the shitbox; I don't like getting pimped for online play. But then, that's MS we're talking about.

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Jimbo Wales ponders Wikipedia blackout

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Wrong site to darken

However, if YouTube were to pull something like that... BOOM. I'd like Google to shut down YouTube and put up a banner saying "closed until SOPA is voted down. If SOPA passes, this closure will be PERMANENT. Call your representative NOW!"

The sheeple might live without Wikipedia, but you'll have to pry their lolcat videos out of their cold, dead hands!

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Quantum computing comes closer as diamonds get spooky

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FTL comms?

Why does nobody mention comms? Quantum-entangled stuff should theoretically enable us to do a real-life ansible. Now if we only could get to do FTL travel as well....

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Happy birthday, Apple QuickTime

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Hate isn't apple hating though.

Quicktime USED TO BE awesome when it came out; and even then, only in Macs. There was multimedia stuff that actually exploited the wider QuickTime stuff in the early 90's. But then something happened, QT on Windows sucked (same thing with iTunes), and QT suddenly became the same as realplayer, only with the fugly OSX theming stuck in it. No fullscreen mode, low resolution, etc. But realplayer at least could do fullscreen, and didn't look odd with forced OSX theming.

Sometime during the early 2000's QT became bloatware. :(

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Google researchers propose fix for ailing SSL system

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Um...

This basically would create a CA's CA. Another SPOF, and one that would be like OCSP: good if you have it, useless if you don't.

It would be much more easier for CAs to use real secure stuff like FIPS level 3 compliant HSMs requiring Operator Cards/Tokens to actually *sign* the stupid certs. Sure it's slower, but at least it means that some shady hacker won't get his rogue cert signed w/o physical access to the CA's site. Make some CA standard requiring this and blacklist non-conforming CA entities!

The other option is simply to use the Convergence alternative.

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Open-source skills best hope for landing a good job

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Actually, you got it backwards.

FOSS, even the "commie" GPLy bits create jobs. The consulting sector can now grab FOSS and offer support or tailor-made versions of these products to their clients and get paid for it instead of acting as glorified salesmen for closed & crappy products.

The GPLy FOSS merely forces you to release the source code with the software.

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RIM server upgrade draws Android and iOS into the fold

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Not a myth

The "intercepted" stuff works only for BIS. BES works with a fully-encrypted link down to the BES server, which makes it impossible for RIM to snoop on. Yes, we BIS users are vulnerable, but BES users aren't.

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Stripper name game exposes sensitive privates on Tumblr

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Fail, but not quite the FAIL implied.

I really, really HATE sites that don't let you set up your own custom security question. "My pets name" is stupid (see Paris Hilton's SideKick hack); street, teacher... Easy for anyone who knows you; and "mothers maiden name" ain't worth using for Latin Americans and Spaniards as we use *both* surnames; my mother's "maiden" surname is right there in my ID.

While I might not do these stoopid games, I wouldn't risk my security questions by doing so. I'm smarter than that!

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Breaking news: Man lands on Moon!

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Not new

Facebook has been doing this with their daft "top nees" feature, it's just natural for this timeline munging to permeate down news sites doinf FB.

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Afghan elders refuse to be labelled pimps by number 39

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41... *chuckle*

41 is related to homosexuality in Mexico. Wonder if any Mexicans are in that route? ;)

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Samsung v iPhone 4S French entrenchment: 'TOTAL WAR'

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Except...

if my "infringed" patents were on bullshit and/or common claims like "rounded corners" I would probably know that my patents are BS to begin with.

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BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally

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Close

It's a SHOOT the Shaggy Dog Story.

Or maybe a Burn the Shaggy Dog Story?

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Army raygun to boost power with starlight de-twinkling tech

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Black Helicopters

I was actually expecting the plods to use the ADS "pain ray" at the OWS raid they did on Monday. They didn't... but probably because it's still expensive!

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Boffins reckon Mars quite blustery actually

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No spice nearby, though...

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Mozilla stirs netizens against US anti-piracy law

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Google should follow suit

Make a Google doodle saying "SOPA Act - Applying Chinese Censorship in America, Act NOW!" or something like that would wake up public conciousness on a large segment of the population and would bring public opinion against this crap bill.

As it stands, only the tech bubbles know about it. It has to be known by the American public before the MAFIAA breaks the intertubez!

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Equipping pre-teens with web mobes spreads beyond West

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Try Mexico, then?

Most kids even in primary school have cellphones these days. Granted, they might not have smartphones, but bog-standard cellphones? Sure they have one.

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