* Posts by The Power Of Greyskull

17 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Oct 2007

Ubuntu zoo preps for new arrival

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Looking forward to...

I've said it before, but I'm looking forward to Spunky Spermwhale.

CERN declares Large Hadron Collider perfectly safe

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Dead Vulture

Re: 270 odd below

>270 odd below.

>By Edward Rose

>Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 10:36 GMT

>In the interest of global warming et al, wouldn't it be better to turn off all these thingies. >They must take a huge amount of energy to be driven.

Damn right.

"'Scuse me pal, I've come to read your meter."

Mine's the one with the big bill.

1,076 developers, 15 years, one open-source Wine

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Wine's hidden switch...

...to emulate Vista:

wine -buggered=true

Seriously, the only Windows app I *need* is Reaper audio workstation. This fabulous program runs perfectly under Wine.

London hospital loses 20,000 unencrypted patient files

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Surely they mean "hypocritical oath"...

... when they say "don't store patient data on laptops"?

God makes you stupid, researchers claim

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High IQ?

Disappointingly, I notice that only 20% of those sampled were in the top fifth.

This is terrible - what can be done to improve matters?

Qinetiq ships first 'Transformer' war-droid

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Look behind you...

How? A rear camera might have been useful.

You just know your going to get those pesky terrorists sneaking up behind it and sticking chewing gum over the lens....

Want to buy Jacqui Smith's ID?

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Great for fraudsters

"ID cards will tie your fingerprints to your biographical details, cracking down on fraud, and creating a single, secure proof of identity."

Rather, ID cards will serve to strengthen false IDs. Unless the biometric input systems can reliably detect duplicates*, this is just a bag of arse.

*"Mr X - it appears you've already registered for an ID card!"

"Nonsense - you systems must be duff"

"Fair point - here's your card"

Handset sales drop for first time in mobe history

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Keep it simple

I love gadgets - make no mistake.

But when it comes to phones, I like to keep it simple. I've downgraded from a fancy phone to a simple Nokia 1112. It has a mono screen which can be seen in bright sunlight. It's tough, has a superb battery life and is cheap £10-£15 on PAYG, stick a Virgin 300/300 £10 SIM (30 day contract) and you're laughing.

The only thing I miss is a calendar.

Desktop Eee PC spied on web

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Good enough.

Good spec, too.

And I quote, "Performance: Good enough performance"

Not so sure on the 'tranquiller technology', though.

Pure Highway in-car DAB radio

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Poor dab

DAB sounds worse than FM.

Get it if you want DAB content, but don't get it if you want quality sound. Try Googling for 'DAB is worse than FM' and you'll see what I mean.

If this gizmo is built well, then the weak point will be the DAB transmission, so it shouldn't sound worse than a straight DAB radio.

Join the army, get your ID pinched - MoD laptop goes AWOL

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Stop

Why not keep data in...

... a DATABASE!!! Not on laptops, or CDs, or DVDs, etc. This way, the data can be accessed by secure clients, and not by any old johnny breaking into a car. Come on guys - we should be bang up to the jet-age by now.

On a brighter note, the worst that could happen is that someone could pay money into their bank accounts. Oh, hang on....

Tesla hits ejector button on staff

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Unhappy

RIP

Clearly the company is being dismantled. Reading the blog suggests nothing less than sabotage.

Conspiracy theories aside, the EV project is forward thinking, popular, low maintenance, relatively efficient and environmentally-considerate - therefore it must be stopped!

Is it or isn't it? Brown keeps bottling the ID card question

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IT Angle

A Fiasco-to-be

I'm just wondering how many millions will be thrown at EDS before the project is canceled.

Unless you can guarantee that a biometric ID will not produce a false positive*, then you'll be free to apply for as many biometric IDs as you have fake IDs. After all, the first biometric ID you have can only be based on an existing, non-biometric ID.

Effectively, biometrics will serve to strengthen a fake ID.

Sigh...... We're all paying for this, you know....

*Hmmm. According to our system, you're also Mr Y and Mr Z.

Mr X: What? Nonsense. Prove it.

Asus Eee PC as 'hard to get your hands on as a Wii'

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Thumb Up

But where's the Asus girl?

Oh wait - there she is.

Western Digital drive is DRM-crippled for your safety

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Thumb Down

What not to buy for Christmas:

1. An asbestos wok.

2. A concrete waterski.

3. A Western Digital drive.

Dell moves 40,000 Ubuntu PCs

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Can't think of a title

I'm a big Linux fan, but I bought a laptop with Windows. I reformatted the disk and installed Ubuntu. I bought the laptop (not a Dell) last Christmas as it was a blinding offer.

It's a bit annoying that I have, by proxy, given Microsoft a few quid for something I'm not using (a Windows licence).

What's my point? It's the bottom line. The price you pay. Yes, a Dell with Linux might be cheaper than a Dell with Windows, but I'll go for another brand with Windows if the price is right, then erase the stain that is Windows.

OT - I resurrected an old laptop and put PCLOS Linux on it. I gave it to my dad who was having no end of grief from his Windows system (poor performance, bubblefests, adware, crashes, BSOD etc). You know what? He hasn't had ONE SINGLE PROBLEM with it in over 6 months.

3,000 chickens paralyse central Scotland

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Paris Hilton

So.. err..

Where's the Paris Hilton angle?