* Posts by Tim Bates

917 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Mar 2007

Apache developers scramble to fix proxy flaw

Tim Bates

Stupid in a hurry...

It's also very easy to make stupid config mistakes when in a hurry, especially where the box in question isn't planned (at the time) to be a production box.

Now who here can honestly say they've never done something stupid in a config?

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WTF?

Privileged ports

WTF would it achieve to run it on a non-standard port and then remap it at a NAT level?

Apple boots MacBook Air wannabes out of slim case fabs

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Flame

>But although the Air's tough and light unibody aluminium casing is part of its appeal

Really? I always thought the Macbook Air's big appeal was it's price compared to other shiny products from the fruit company. It's been their cheapest option for some time now.

And given the number of people who switch to MacOSX because "you don't need an antivirus", I doubt the aluminium was the reason.

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Who'd want Linux?

Well, both my parents (who aren't computer people by any means) would. And if pressed, I could probably name another 3 or 4 non-nerd people I personally know who would prefer a Linux laptop.

The reason netbooks with Linux were a problem was because they were also extremely cheap - at half the price, every idiot and his dog bought them. The original ones would have been complained about by the complainers regardless of OS since the specs were extremely low to keep the price low.

Samsung strokes big bulb that'll keep going for decades

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Mercury isn't carbon.

The reason we're not allowed to have incandescent light bulbs anymore is because they apparently produce carbon. And since carbon is such a deadly harmless substance, it makes sense to force things with mercury and other such heavy metals into our lives.

Don't get me started on the lies about the lifespan of the alternatives, either... OK, I'm started anyway now... I swear I change CFLs as often as we used to change the old fashioned bulbs. And that's with decent brand ones. We got boxes of free CFLs from our power company a few years ago (government funded I think) - they ran for a few weeks before failing. WEEKS! Yet for a mere 50c, an incandescent lamp in the same fitting would run for months.

Flood-hit WD takes half-billion kidney punch from Seagate

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You're in a minority

Most people who deal computer issues see WD and figure the answer is bad sectors. I know at work, about 9 times out of 10, we're right about that.

If you've had no problems with WD, then you're doing well. Maybe time to go buy a lottery ticket or 2 ;-)

Microsoft names and shames pirate software traders

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WTF?

For once I'm with MS

I happily pirate some software at home, for my own use. But you'd have to be bonkers to do it at work - especially if your workplace is a freaking computer shop!

Do these clowns actually think 100% of their customers are so stupid that they won't notice pirated software? Or are the staff so clueless that they don't actually understand the whole of the word "piracy"?

'Grow up': Assange's mother to Obama-struck Oz

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Joke

without consultation of the people

Why would Julia need to consult the people about anything? All she normally needs to do is kiss Bob Brown's arse and ask him for permission.

Drama as Thai frogmen struggle to save world PC market

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You can be as prepared as the best Scouts out there, but you still only have limited time and resources to get things out of the way.

You also have to imagine how hard it would be to convince staff to stay and ready the work site when their own homes were also threatened - what would you do?

Dick Smith faces tricky times

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Saw it coming...

I stopped even going into DSE when they ditched stocking the "E" part. I can look at cheap TVs and crap laptops at so many other places.

It only got worse when they started labelling themselves as "techsperts". The only thing they're expert at is flogging cheap rubbish to customers I then have to support - and it's really hard to tell people their shiny new Acer computer is a piece of crap.

All 4G telcos must hit 98% coverage, Ofcom told

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2G spectrum can't be used for 3G?

I'm not up with the technical details, but Optus is running 3G on 900MHz alongside it's GSM900 here in Australia. Does that not work in the northern hemisphere?

Samsung demands iPhone 4S source code in Aussie row

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Still just removing choice.

I kind of hope Samsung gets an injunction against the iPhone 4S... Mostly because I think Apple needs a taste of their own medicine.

But at the end of the day, it really just means we all lose the benefit of choices.

Open-sourcers suggest Linux secure boot block workarounds

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Not just Linux...

The way I understand it, it could also effect:

* Volume license users with downgrade rights - Which versions of Windows have signed bootloaders? Do Vista and 7?

* System imagine tools similar to Ghost, Acronis, etc.

* System tools, like hard disk tests, RAM tests, etc. Especially non-vendor specific ones.

* Offline virus scanners that boot off a CD.

Now, any and all of these could end up with signed bootloaders, but doesn't the system's UEFI need to know to trust each signature? If they only trust MS, all the system tools are still screwed. How many can be trusted while still keeping this whole thing secure?

To me, it seems like a big pain in the arse with extremely small results. Rootkits have to be one of the rarer infections, I'd have thought.

Apple sending sun-juiced iPads to rural Zimbabwe

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On the other hand...

Quality health care DOES need educated people. You can't have doctors that struggle to read...

No idea if this iPad crap will help educate anyone though - seems a political stunt of some sort to me. Most iPad (and student laptop) rollouts to schools are worldwide.

Google Maps API now costs $4 per 1,000 requests

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Sounds OK to me.

Let's all be fair here - Google spends money making those maps available. The sites hitting it 25,000 times a day or more and almost certainly making money using Google Maps (I know some exceptions apply). So let's be fair here and see Google recover some of their costs from the people using it to make money.

I was actually a little worried by the headline - 2 sites I maintain for small businesses using the maps API to show a map of the business location. Wasn't keen on the annoyance factor of having to arrange about $4 a year to keep them there.

Google dumps + from Boolean search tool

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Dear Google...

Dear Google,

Please read all the above comments regarding your search engine.

Thankyou

Your's sincerely

Your customers.

Tim Bates

@Fuzz - totally agree

I hate how Google has decided that what I type doesn't mean what I want to see. It works OK for plain text searches for questions. But when it comes to ANY technical search, it's plain stupid.

I've had:

* model numbers dropped so my search becomes simply "user manual" (making the results really pointless)

* BSOD codes ignored so I can learn about different BSOD causes instead.

* "Windows update error 0x1234abcd" (obviously with a real code and no quotes) once turned into both "windows update error" and "error 0x1234abcd" - because maybe I needed to check what Office uses that code for too, and also was having more general issues with Windows Update.

El Reg in email address blunder

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Happy

I got my copy...

Now I just need to start a competing website and spam everyone about it....

Was it a complete list of subscribers? I searched for a few old friends who I know used to be subscribers and didn't find them - but they may have long since unsubscribed.

Reg hacks confront really wide Oz load terror

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Serious answer?

They (or pilot drivers) talk to each other about sizes (insert joke here) and work out where they could pull over. One stops and the other keeps going.

They're extremely professional drivers in 99% of cases when carrying such loads. Unfortunately some bureaucrat decided that really big loads need to also have a police escort - it seems they send out the coppers that don't have a clue how oversize loads work in 99% of cases... I once got waved off the road AFTER I passed the load. That cop was a real genius...

Ballmer disses Android as cheap and complex

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FAIL

Uh huh...

> "I think the pace of Apple's iOS innovation on both UI and core technology side is slowing a bit."

Innovation in the UI? A grid of icons and a slide switch isn't exactly innovation. My Nokia 9210 has a grid of icons representing the programs I could load. And the slide switch thing isn't new either.

They created a brand styled UI though, I'll give you that. But it's not new or innovative.

NBN Co outlines next year of target sites

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Gah

Cross another year off the list for me then. And at this rate, our local farmers will soon have better speeds via satellite than I get at home.

Ubuntu One client now available for Windows

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Nice... But...

Have they implemented the ability to go via authenticated proxies yet? That lack of a feature was the ONLY reason I never started using Ubuntu One.

I've now left the job that needed that, and work very close to home so I don't need it.

Oz tech retailer threatens parallel import strategy

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Damn...

Here I was thinking this was going to be an article telling us that JB had decided to grey-import the Galaxy Tab. Now that would have been cool - a retailer standing up to Apple and saying they're going to sell both products anyway. After all, the retailers are being hurt by this injunction too!

Solarcars are hot!

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Speeding?

I didn't realise how fast they were capable of these days... Sounds like some can even get done for speeding in the NT now!

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Why?

This is a race to be held in Australia, with competitors being all engineering teams - both use metric by default.

I often have to do the multiplications myself to get the miles into kms, so nice to see it in metric for a change.

Would you trust a dot-bank site more than a dot-com?

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FAIL

Why? <shakes head>

This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard. Sure the domains will be only available to certified banks...

But what about DNS poisoning?

Or plain old phishing sites running from some other random domain? We'll just see someone register .bank.com so they can scam people.

And then there's good old fashioned host files modifications that so much malware still gets up to.

Microsoft gets trademark for retail store plans

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Reboot

Every single time... And then more updates appear and you reboot again. And perhaps a 3rd and 4th time if the computer's been off the internet for a few months.

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It's OK...

Microsoft patented the tabletop a few years back... They can do a deal.

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No crapware?

So if they plan to sell computers without the crapware that slows them down and pesters you about registering and upgrading, they must be planning to sell computers running Linux?

<ducks flaming arrows>

London 2012 Olympics: 17000 athletes, 11000 computers

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I predict epic fail.

I work for a small computer shop, which happens to be a local authorised Acer repairer (in Australia, so perhaps the UK is better)... I can say with some experience that this company should not be dealing with anything that is time critical or big...

I predict massive pain for those who need to use the technology.

Microsoft! touted! to! buy! Yahoo!

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Totally agree - I think I've got quite some time left, but I only renewed last time because MS said they've abandoned they attempts to buy.

Not just about the money going to MS - it's also about the fact they'll promptly retire the entire current system in favor of a "far better" one running on WIndows Server and using Silverlight where ever they can find a place for it.

T-Mobile: Samsung ban really not in the public interest

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They may be doing it for their own commercial interests, but they are still 100% correct that it isn't in the public interest to ban them either. People like me are left with no choice - or more accurately, the choice to get pissed at Apple or not get pissed at Apple. Either way, I'm not buying an iPad.

Tim Bates

Good on them. Apple's ridiculous statements were bad enough when no one was listening in the 90s. They were even tolerable when the mass media started bleating about shiny things 10 years ago. But this has to stop. MY choices are being removed for no reason. YOUR choices are being taken away by courts bowing to the giant fruit.

Aussie fans of old BBC fodder get paid iPlayer offering

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Good luck BBC

The pricing looks just like their DVD pricing structure... Way more than anyone else charges for the same thing. On the up side, at least it sounds as if they aren't just offering a bunch of "best of" collections like their DVD sets always seem to be.

Sometimes I wonder if anyone from BBC has ever actually looked at DVDs from places like USA or Australia.

Kogan sparks new controversy

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Thankfully...

Australia's import laws are more sensible than most of the rest of our laws. I'm sure the current government will put a stop to all this as soon as some larger retailers and brand names start jumpig up and down in Julia's ear though.

What I think is funny is how much Kogan just seems to want to push Gerry Harvey into steaming fits of rage :P

Four terabytes (but five platters)

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Agreed

I'd love to comment on the last sentence, but I fear I'd simply be falling victim to the baiting.

Optus censored but still selling

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FAIL

Except....

Optus wireless services are mobile services. NBN Co are a fixed line provider. They aren't the same services.

What Optus would NOT be allowed to do is offer for someone to have a wireless service installed with a fixed antenna connected.

ACMA gives telcos five months to clean up act

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About bloody time

I actually work for an Optus dealer (that is, a shop that sells Optus, not an Optus shop), and I find the plans confusing!

One thing that pisses me off (and all the telcos do it) is the "cap" plans where they say they include a certain value of call credit (usually measured in the hundreds of dollars). The trick being of course that they charge you about $1 a minute.

So I say it's about bloody time they force the telcos into making it easier to compare things. The included value for starters should be measured in minutes of talk time, not arbitrary and meaningless dollar amounts.

Kernel.org Linux repository rooted in hack attack

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Easier?

"The bit where you lose me is where you claim it's easier to infiltrate a small corporate team than a big open one. Can you explain that? Surely getting to work on a project at MS or Apple is trickier than contributing to an open source project?"

Go and write a kernel module and ask for it to be merged into the main branch. While you wait, apply for a job at Microsoft. Then you can go through both interview processes at the same time and see which is easier/quicker.

Oz A-G to host ISPs and copyright industry in ‘three strikes’ confab

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It's not the internet that caused the problem...

It's the crap content that's making their profits go down. No sane person would pay good money to see a crap movie or listen to crap music.

For proof the internet isn't killing things, simply look at the content that DOES make us excited - For example, the final Harry Potter movie was reported to have broken sales records in many markets. Yet the industry heavies feel this isn't good enough, and we all should have paid to see it twice (or something) just because the internet exists.

Windows Phone may be cheaper than Android - Inq boss

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Same

I don't know ANYONE with WP7 - plenty of current and ex WM6.x users, but no WP7.

And in the 9 months or so since the shop I work for took on being a local dealer for a major telco, we've sold exactly zero WP7 devices. Barely even any interest - aside from a few nerds who start by bagging it out. Pretty lame MS.

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Really? Might want to tell Dell then...

When it came to buying a server for home, I looked at HP, IBM and Dell. Not only did Dell beat the others on price (by a lot), but in my experience, they'll bend over backwards to keep you happy.

And of course, this box is running a free virtualisation system based on Debian Linux. Far better result than using Hyper-V...

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Re: Why not? Woked for Steve Jobs.

True - and it is annoying. But at least if you do enough you know how far you have to go before you can stop.

The annoying thing is just how bloody long Windows takes to load the drivers. And it does it fresh for every iPhone. Takes longer to load the driver than to click the button or 2 in iTunes to make the phone come alive.

NSW buckles: R18+ game rating clear for take-off

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Almost right.

You're correct that loonies hold too much sway... But please drop the assumption that it's related to any sort of religion. Any idiot can vote. And most of them do. Regardless of their beliefs (or lack thereof).

Heavily-looted mobile phone barns issue 'safety first' missives to staff

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They probably do

Not sure if UK companies work like Aussie ones, but IMEIs are recorded at multiple stages for the phones we handle - the invoices include listings when we receive them, and we record them as we sell them.

Apple sued over Mac OS X 'quick boot'

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Correct

My aunt had a Compaq 486 laptop that had hibernation support (although it was called some funky branded name). It was running DOS 6.22 and Windows 3.11.

I remember playing games on it when I stayed there while my parents were away for a week in 1994, and she'd had it for a fair while at that time.

I'm certainly no fan of Apple, but in this case, I hope Apple win. Trolls need to be shot in the face.

Police procurement deal means cops pay more

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Who'd have thought it?!?!

Saw the same effect when I worked for the NSW state government - suppliers not only don't see the point in being competitive, but they quickly work out how to rip the government off.

We had mono laser printers with prices near double the RRP. Only advantage was a 4 year warranty. For one round of printers, I actually found an online price 1/3 of the special government price.... Even if one died outside the 1 year warranty, we'd still have had double the printers over the special prices.

Apple resellers squeezed out of volume licensing model

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Flame

Apple's modern model...

They don't want resellers because they want all the money to themself.

When customers come in asking about Macs at our shop, we straight up tell them it's not worth our time or their money. We simply can't buy them any cheaper than the prices they saw online already. None of our regular suppliers sell Apple, and the few "irregular" ones that do don't have much better prices than the RRP Apple set.

On the topic of the online only software - Apple are retarded. While I personally will download software if it saves me waiting a day or 2 for delivery, when it comes to very large software like entire OSes or video editing software, I would rather the discs. What does it save me if the download takes 2 days anyway? I'm just going to have to pay for internet excess charges now instead of freight.

Aussie ALDI withdraws infected greybox offering

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Write Protect switch

We have a batch of USB sticks at work that have a write protect switch. Took us AGES to find some, but we use them both to stop client PCs infecting our sticks and also to prevent client AV software from deleting all our tools we keep on them (mailpassview, some malware removal tools that look suspect to some AVs, etc).

It should be a law that all USB sticks have these switches - 90% of the time when people plug a stick in it's only to read from it anyway.

MacBook batteries susceptible to hack attacks

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FAIL

Of course...

It would certainly apply to other vendors who are stupid enough to have batteries that can have firmware arbitrarily updated... But at this stage, Apple is singled out because that's the vendor it's been discovered with. Until someone goes and checks other vendors products, no one will know.