* Posts by MrT

1359 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Oct 2007

Samsung must cough up Android prototypes to Apple

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Go Google...

..."nokia sues apple for patent infringement" for a laugh before having a cow, man. It's so common that typing the first two words brings that phrase up on the suggestions. Easy, eh?

It's not the first time teh two companies have had a tit-for-tat in the courts, as anyone who follows this tech will know, but in at least one lawsuit Nokia claims the infringements involve technology used to enhance speech and data transmission, and antenna innovations for compact devices.

Nothing to do with style, looks or anything superficial, but all to do with the way the basics function. No dreaming involved, silly or otherwise.

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*It*

^^^ There you go, Apple - that thing you've officially lost...

Now if you could also provide Nokia etc with all the technical prototypes, test data and performance modelling from your own product development (past and future), to prove that you haven't even thought about nicking other more important features of mobile telephony, that'd be nice.

Not going to happen, is it?

Extragalactic black hole particle fountain awesomeness

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20 times the size of a full moon...

There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

And thanks to www we don't have to spend loads on telescopes either.

Videogames give kids the munchies

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Need those new icons quick...

Dept of the Bleeding Obvious, or the No sh*t Sherlock one...

Read article and thought of "Windows RG" skit on WinME... go on, Google it and try the "Order food/pizza" option on the start menu.

PARIS team to tackle the ultimate post-pint snack

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;-D

http://andywibbels.com/images/expendability_star_trek.jpg

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Next time in Aberdeen...

... order a "buttery".

Think of that bit in the Simpsons where Homer wraps a waffle around a half-pound block of butter... it even leaks through grease-proof paper.

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Isn't Scotch Corner...

... called that because it's usually where the invading Scots gave up and went back home?

I know they got a bit further a few times, but the call of the haggis as it roams free (clockwise only, obviously, because the anti-clockwise ones are mute) around mountains in the far reaches of the Great Glen doesn't carry much further than Catterick Garrison ;-)

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Pint

Lots of beers AWOL...

Tetleys shut their Leeds brewery and move some to Tad and others to ... Marstons. Gah!

Still, look at the mess S&N made of Theakstons - Black Sheep FTW. Riggwelter's nice if you fancy losing the feeling in arms and legs.

Interstellar space 'full of Jupiter-size orphan planets'

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Space 1999...

...Moonbase Alpha on the way.

Shame we can't ask the deep space probes to do much reporting these days.

Planet with British weather found 20 light years away

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Heavy rain...

"Why, on Gliese 581d, the rain beats down so hard, it makes your head bleed!"

"So some sort of hat is probably in order?"

Etc...

Watch out for the hailstorms.

My Tracks travel tracker

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I read this in the description...

..."Record in Metric or Customary units".

Sadly I can not find out how long my journey to work is in linguine, or measure areas in nanoWales, or even tennis courts - not even when on a tennis court, though I realise the answer there would be approximately one tennis court.

Have a word with them, someone - they seem to think everyone's 'Customary' units are Imperial.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html

Comet owner boosted by closure rumours

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Bring on...

Buy More

Especially if we can all get to play with the CIA and NSA funded extras.

http://www.buy-more.net/

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Comet...

Good buy...

(Is that right? Something doesn't seem right...)

'Upgraded' Apple iMacs lock out hard drive replacement

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It might not be the drive they're worried about...

... the position of the HDD in a 27" iMac is just above the exact centre of the screen - they might not want any component to create a dramatically different hotspot in case it affects the display panel. The HDD and SDD bays are surrounded by other electronics so already in a warm area.

Agree about WD drives cf Seagate though - Barracudas run hot and of the ones I've used they fail quickly when they start to let go - Steve Gibson's SpinRite had a merry time trying to save data on one as the sector errors spiralled. OTOH, the WD drives have usually run cooler than Samsung as well as Seagate - the only WD drives that I've found to be poor value were the Passport portables - due to insufficient shock protection more than cooking themselves.

Stopping, cooling down and restarting causes more failure in HDDs - Google's datacentre would be running theirs 24/7 so running them hot and continually would probably free up the bearings for smoother running.

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No...

... because in the first line I said "unless it's broken" - eyes open!

I'm saying leave the (unbroken, still functioning) drive in, just doing minimal stuff - move to using the SSD. As I read it, the problems arise out of removing the Apple HDD. If OS-X is like other *nix/BSD installs, the only thing to bother about will be to make sure any swapfile partition goes on the original HDD, rather than accepting the default partition option. If you're up to adding your own SSD in one of these, doing a custom install of OS-X won't be a hassle.

The article is about upgrading the hard drive, not repairing it after a component failure - the OWC source shows that removing the original HDD isn't necessary if all you want is to use a faster SSD.

If it's broken, Apple have tried to make sure that the only route for most is to replace with another Apple HDD - no comment on the lock-in policy - and whilst there are other options and work-arounds for the tech-savvy users, most Apple PCs will be bought by non-tech consumers who also buy the AppleCare Protection Plan like they would for a washing machine or TV. In that case, if the drive fails, most users will take the iMac back to the store for repair.

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Don't replace the original drive...

... I mean, unless it's broken - the article mentions that the SSD bay is still usable, (This issue has zero impact on adding a drive to the SSD bay.") so leave the original drive in place, upgrade to a nice fat SSD and bung OSX on that. The fan controls are happy, the original drive stays in place.

It's still not a 15-min easy job though, as the SSD bay is not a slide-in thing like a laptop HDD - it's well buried inside the iMac, next to the HDD - there's a picture at http://nexgadget.com/images/iMacs-latest-inch-iteration-requires-special-parts-for-your-own-SSD-in-second-drive-bay_--lec_0.jpg with the bay highlighted. Needs a SATA male-to-two-female splitter plus a left-angled SATA connector cable, and then the way to partially remove the logic board to access the free port.

Which makes it "as easy as really complicated pie" (NexGadget)...

Microsoft, Nokia, HTC fight Apple's 'App store' trademark

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Or...

... if Apple want the rights to use the abbreviation "App", everyone else should use a different way of shortening the word "Application".

How about "Appl. Store"...? Ah no, because "Appl." already mostly brings up Apple links on Google, with or without the punctuation that indicates it's a longer word shortened.

"Appstor" then? Fighting Napster for an almost identical name must be easier than Apple...

Apple is not the only retailer of applications. What Apple is basically claiming is the right to be the only company that uses a certain widely used abbreviation of "application" next to a certain widely used word for "retail establishment selling items to the public". "App Store" is not so much a name as a description.

Google Docs

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It'll get there eventually...

... but until then I much prefer Documents to Go, which is a much more capable app (with Google Docs integration and desktop sync tool as well). The price for Google Docs is right, compared to the Premium version of D2G, but they always seem to offer some deal or other - I think I paid about $9 for the program, but needed something like the Mobile Office suite I was used to using on old WinMo6.x handsets.

But overall, Google Docs is a good start.

MicroSkype: Andreessen settles accounts with Ballmer

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Megaphone

Does this mean...

... we'll finally get a version that can manage to not stay on the taskbar when told to close? Skype blamed the preferred MS Win7 methodology as the reason why the application never ever went away...

Everest climber finds 3G signal, sends Tweet

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And...

...easier parking as well.

Reg reader lost for words over blank HP keyboard

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Coffee/keyboard

Or...

... it's HP's attempt at a budget keyboard with dynamic OLED keytops. It needs to be plugged in.

And then fitted with OLED keytops at a rumoured $10 a pop (but only if there's any OLED bits left after Samsung and Apple have finished hogging them). For now they'll be shipping a set of stickers of what the OLED screens will show to complete the item. It's a bit awkward changing them all to the CAPS stickers every time someone presses shift, and then back again...

They do have budget pricing on their side though - Art Lebedev's Optimus Maximus keyboard costs a tiny bit more ...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/keyboards-mice/9836/

http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/demo/

Is iPhone data collection legal?

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Coat

So to summarise the article...

... "Chirgers" plays pop

Apple floats iCloud for 'email, music, and beyond'

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Tied into device OS...

... I wonder:

- will they exclude non-Apple cloud storage like Dropbox or Skydrive?

- how much they'll charge for subscribing to this version of a reinvented wheel?

- if the stuff stored will be mined using something like Genius? ("I see you have a lot of letters to lawyers stored on iCloud - would you like to buy "Bankrobber", "Know your rights" or "I fought the law" by The Clash")...

Council forks out £160m: The last of the schools deal cash

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Yup...

... read that and though "Moodle" **

And with the £4.4 million change from the £4.4 million *one-year* budget there'd be enough for a few good techs and content developers. I've used Moodle to support learners who were not welcome in any school and were being given the cold shoulder by admissions staff - it works well, but solid tech support is needed.

**other proper elearning platforms do exist... and they don't need sneaky 'platform upgrades' at great expense to support newer versions of Windows etc.

Calling all readers: Want some new icons?

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good idea...

... but just turn any posted link into a clickable button with "Link" on it...

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Not TARDIS...

...but "The Spock-Lizard Expansion" diagram. A TARDIS isn't obscure enough... ;-)

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re: Leo

The icon could just be a fire extinguisher in action...

It would need a 'Croc Dundee' icon for all those who are too young to remember the Paul Hogan Show...

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Double Facepalm

...there's a neat picture of Picard and Riker simultaneously applying face to palm out there, "Double facepalm - when the fail is so strong, one facepalm isn't enough"

http://dontyouhavetimetothink.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/ox2w_yk_f1vhaav5_bhqoe.jpg

Might not shrink to an icon though.

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Photoshop needed...

...Sherlock looking puzzled as he examines a clean toilet bowl through a magnifying glass

Maybe just the word "Obvious" dripping with blood...

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Welcome

Surely for Lewis...

...it'd be "Lewis as Rambo" or "Lewis as CND poster-boy".

Not sure which is "good" and which is "bad" though...

German prangs dad's £275k supercar

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Troll

But it's the exception...

You can have good looks and high speed - Of the 220mph+ supercars, this one's the pug of the bunch.

Bugatti Veyron

SSC Ultimate Aero

Saleen S7 Twin-Turbo

Koenigsegg CCX

McLaren F1

Ones yet to go on sale:

Aston Martin One-77 (220mph at Nardo)

One-offs or modified:

Ferrari P4/5 by Pininfarina

Sportec 996 GT2 SP650 (for one - Ruf 911's are also no slouch)

Brabus Bullit

Of all of those, it's only the Apollo that leaves me wanting to scratch my eyes out.

If 220mph+ isn't important, I'll take a McLaren Mp4-12C... Heck, I'll even take an Ascari A10, recycled Peugeot 206 headlights included.

Troll icon, because even they look better than a Gumpert Apollo.

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Two good points...

- the passenger safety cell did a good job there, very impressive

- the lad's managed to improve the looks of the car; the Apollo has all the style of a train-wreck when factory-fresh

Microsoft cranks out Internet Explorer 10 preview

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@Lewis - Same thing with Safari...

...or did everyone forget that it's bundled with Apple PCs and was forced onto all users of Apple software on other systems a few years back through their Update?

The 'forced' thing might be true of the first purchase of the OS (though really it's a matter of convenience, not coercion), but I chose to download IE9 a while back to try it out. My preference for browsing is still Firefox as default (on Windows and Linux), then IE, and then Chrome or Konqueror occasionally. Safari never gets a look-in following Apple's sleight of hand, although I did try it out at the time. Opera never even crosses my mind.

Anyhow, where's Marc Andreessen when you need a balanced view on browsers? ;-)

BBC engineers see PLT knocking out DAB

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Same here...

Is this more likely to be a problem affecting network transmissions over HT powerlines, such as the ISP to home link being carried along high-level pylons?

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There are no cheap DAB radios...

...or at least none in the same price bracket as a cheap FM radio - eBay has FM sets for £1.25, including headphones, but DAB seems to kick off at about £15 (seen at Tesco), and in both cases decent kit is a *lot* more than that. Some of the hate might be because of the cost...

Mind you, I like DAB for what it gives - I've a Pure One Elite in the kitchen and my car has DAB built-in, and apart from being noticeably, but not by much, quieter compared to FM, listening to DAB is just fine.

What will we do with 600MHz?

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From Ofcom...

"800 MHz clearance

In order to align the frequencies released by digital switchover for alternative uses with those released by other European countries, UHF channels 61 and 62 will be ‘cleared’ of digital TV services over the coming years. UHF channels 39 and 40 (which were previously among the channels due to be released for other uses after switchover) will instead now be retained for TV broadcasting."

From http://stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/binaries/broadcast/guidance/tech-guidance/yorkshire.pdf

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/digitaltv/information/a12613/uhf-channel-and-frequency-guide.html

So "yes" is the answer to my earlier question - they're clearing out the current tenants first.

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Isn't 829MHz...

...already in use by one of the digital TV mutexes (?mutices?)? This is used by the channels that seem to get fragmented most often (Quest, FiveUS etc) - the ones down around 700MHz are more capable to getting through stuff to the receiving antenna. If Ofcom trying to sell of stuff that is already in use?

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Nice reworking...

... of the old "We'll go mayhem for 27AM" tag from back in the day when the UK licensed FM-CB in the face of imported longer-range kit.

Mine's the one with the petrol-pump scrambling 200-mile range burner in the back...

Deep-space travel bad for astronauts' tickers, say boffins

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Use ice...

... as an ablation shield - would serve the same purpose. However, it would need topping up - as would the astronauts' drinking water (not all can be reclaimed).

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Whales...

...swimming near Japan must qualify as an extreme sport for cetaceans - or was the whaling fleet washed away too?

Here's hoping...

CPS: We won't prosecute over BT/Phorm secret trials

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WTF?

Tit le

<---- better icon for this, surely? ;-)

And, as a general comment on this steaming pile of a CPS ruling... WTF?

Android book-scan app tames untidy tomes

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Stop

Sticking things...

... to the cover of my first-edition Gutenberg Bible...?

RFID microtags FTW.

Apple pressures Toyota to kill jailbreaker ad

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Joke

Next...

... Apple sue Toyota for naming the iQ.

Hyundai had better watch out....

Asus Eee Pad Transformer

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Wikileaks...

...will no doubt carry full transcripts of the "11-finger" case in due course.

Sent from my MicroWriter AgendA...

Apple's 'App Store trademark': A farce of Jobsian proportions

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And everyone else can use...

"Appl. Store"

Just don't forget the "." otherwise some people might get very confused...

NASA's Stardust set to 'burn to depletion'

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Hotblack!

It'll take a while to get there, but that just means there's enough time to set up the planet-busting soundstage on Mercury.

Facebook tells privacy advocates not to 'shoot the messenger'

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Stop

Dog 'n' Duck

"The ICO has a code of practice about personal information online that Communications Minister Ed Vaizey has told the commissioner isn't "widely read at the Dog 'n' Duck"."

Could've stopped at 'widely read' TBH.

O2 ups 3G speeds by 30%

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Coverage is odd...

... I had 4 out of 5 bars of 3G goodness on a HTC Desire at the top of a 1600ft 'mountain' on Harris (Outer Hebrides), but absolutely nothing at all back down in Tarbert waiting for the ferry. Must have been on a line of sight to a tower over the sea on Skye - which itself isn't bad given the distance. Mobile broadband out there seems to favour the sheep...

Hadron Collider 'could act as telephone for talking to the past'

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Or James Blish...

... he wrote a short story first published in 1954 called "Beep" that later appeared in a collection called "Galactic Cluster" - basic premise was that a device built to communicate instantly across huge distances in space also communicated across time, compressing every message ever sent into an initial burst of sound added by the receiving machine - slow down the beep and listen to all those future messages. Blish expanded "Beep" into "The Quincunx of Time" in 1973.

Another year, another iPhone time slip

MrT

Hold the front page!

http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Twittering-Office-Chair/

Now, how do we get it into Steve's office...?