* Posts by Simon Harris

2773 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Mar 2007

Osbo: Choose a IoT fridge. Choose spirit-crushing driverless cars

Simon Harris

"control both fridges from the same mobile phone"

I've got a fridge and a separate little freezer.

Do they need remotely controlling from my phone? Nope - once they're plugged in they just get on with their jobs of keeping things cold for me without needing any intervention.

Improved Apple Watches won't get more expensive? Hmmm

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"That actual computation isn't directly affecting your quality of life - what you do with that computation might do... but not by a factor of a squillion."

The ability to do computations fast enough that you can do 2D FFTs in real time in an MRI scanner might affect your life if it allows a life-threatening condition to be found and treated in time. Some might say that avoiding a premature death makes you a squillion times better off.

BBC gives naked computers to kids (hmm, code for something?)

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Re: Coding? Fine... But FFS teach them Linux first

How does teaching them Linux help if the system they're using (and it looks a pretty basic system) may well not have nearly enough memory to hold the kernel? Remember, we're talking about a cheap microcontroller here to sense buttons, light LEDs, and possibly interface to other hardware experiments.

As far as teaching them to fish goes, Linux here might be like trying to cast trawling nets off the side of a pedalo.

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Re: Still too abstracted and complex to be really useful

Possibly the ARM microcontroller wouldn't be that much cheaper than a PIC.

I'm not sure the starting kids out by learning the PIC architecture and instruction set is such a good idea (I've done it, but only because I've needed it for particular projects) - there are so many different microcontrollers that abstracting such things as programmable timers, IO ports, etc. is a better idea so they will get a general idea of how software can be used to control hardware than exactly how it is implemented on one type of processor. Of course, it doesn't stop the keen ones from delving into the hardware if they want.

If a high level language is available, it seems to make sense to use it rather than assembly code - how many kids will have the patience, for example, to write their own long division or multiplication subroutines instead of having it already there in the compiler?

Can someone tell me which widely used high level languages cannot do boolean logic - just about every one I have ever used does.

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It could well be that with a PI, giving away a million of them a year is not doable, but giving away a million of these might be.

Sure, the PI is a more capable computer in that it has enough connectivity to do video, ethernet, USB and sound straight out of the box - it's this connectivity that probably pushes it outside of the budget for the programme. This machine seems to focus more on direct hardware control (viz, the two buttons and grid of LEDs built in - although as we've only seen a prototype, who knows what we'll end up with!), which would require daughter-boards on the PI pushing the budget further out of reach, assuming you're not going to build them yourself.

When I was 11 (this was in 1976), I had an electronics set for Christmas - this just had 2 transistors, a handful of resistors and capacitors, lightbulb, LDR and piezoelectric earpiece, and came with instructions for about 15 or so projects - of course I outgrew this and extended it and by 13 I was soldering together digital logic and at 15 had my first computer. The point is, something simple can spark an interest in a subject - it's a starting point, not the whole journey.

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Host computer.

As has been mentioned, one major difference between this initiative and the original BBC computer is the reliance on a host computer to do the programming.

I'm not sure what desktop/laptop facilities the average 11 year old has available full time, but a lot seem to have Android or i-things these days - I wonder if the project developers could produce a version of the programming tools for tablets and phones, and have a bootstrap loader to pull in the code to Flash ROM, possibly over BlueTooth, to enable kids to tinker with their boards wherever they are.

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Re: I don't see the purpose of this

I think the point is not so much pure programming (which could, as you say, be done solely on the host computer), as it is programming devices and teaching how they can interact with the physical world.

If students can see that the same programming languages and methods can be used to program the desktop (or laptop) computer as can be used to program something that responds to button presses and other sensors, switches lights on and off, etc. then it gets them used to the idea that computers may be at the centre of many everyday objects that they may not have thought of as being computerised before, and are not necessarily boxes with screens, keyboards, etc.

Timeout, Time Lords: ICANN says there is only one kind of doctor

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Re: Bah!

You may want to check they haven't read Henry VI part 2 before you do that.

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Re: It's paramount to keep spin doctors out

Spin doctors could have their own 'doctor' TLD, but encoded in ROT13.

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Meh

Re: It could have been .MD, .Surgeon, .Physician

"And Phds in other fields call themselves Dr in academic environments."

I''l call myself Dr. in whichever environment I want to, thank you very much!

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Alternatively...

Can we have a .PhD TLD to separate the doctors from the 'doctors'?

Just to confuse people, I'm not a medical doctor, but have a doctorate from a medical school.

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Mushroom

Re: "legitimate medical practitioners"

It seems

No.doctor

Is acceptable if you read the book, but not if you watch the movie.

It wouldn't be James Bond without a big explosion ------>

Forget viruses: Evil USB drive 'fries laptops with a power surge'

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"Mains lead, USB plug. Simple."

A rewired laptop 'brick' power supply might be an easier root to blow up someone's computer - and easier to socially engineer if you're going to go the mains lead route, particularly if you know your mark's computer and can just surreptitiously swap PSUs when they're not looking.

If course, if it's a new Macbook, the PSU is a USB device so your idea's not far off the mark!

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Re: Like Unicorns and Fairies

"I have yet to come across a USB stick ...or been given one at a trade show."

You must have been going to the wrong trade shows - at the ones I've been to they give them away like smarties. They tend to be the 1 or 2GByte varieties and are usually filled with company brochures and suchlike. I've had some in the shape of little robots, bones and joint replacements in the past.

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Re: Capacitors - caveat observer!

I don't imagine that it's unlikely for a physics researcher to have experiments needing at least a MVolt. A quick google for "high voltage research" or "ultra high voltage research" will yield plenty of examples.

One possible scenario would be for there to be a fairly large number of capacitors, charged in parallel, each to a somewhat lower voltage (hence you don't need a huge gap between terminals of individual capacitors) and then switched into series, so the voltages in each are added together to something big.

Simon Harris

Other USB devices could contain larger capacitors.

The Mouse That Roared, perhaps?

Mattel urged to scrap Wi-Fi mic Barbie after Register investigation

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Coat

responses picked by the backend software.

Does that mean Barbie talks out of her arse?

$17,000 Apple Watch: Pointless bling, right? HA! You're WRONG

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Re: Fobbed off

That is a quite beautiful thing.

I want one now!

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I'll pass on the expensive version

The Sapphire and Steel version will do fine for me...

providing it comes with Joanna Lumley.

MOOCROSOFT tosses seven proper tech courses online at edX

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Re: "At $90, a Verified Certificate is ..."

But where is the certificate to verify that the authentication certificate is authentic?

Would YOU touch-type on this chunk-tastic keyboard?

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Prior art?

I think I've seen something like this before...

http://squeezeboxstories.com/background/accordion-101-types-of-the-accordion/

Chewier than a slice of Pi: MIPS Creator CI20 development board

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Re: Bah!

"Oh, and don't use an SD card bigger than 8 gig or it won't boot"

Stevie, I found an old 16MB SD card at the back of a drawer - you can have that one if you want, I'm not using it!

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Re: Friendlier than C

Doesn't the Pi come with gcc as part of its Linux tools?

In assault on American values, Lockheed blasts pickup with raygun

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Re: input vs. output

"A sabot round from the Challenger 2 tank will make a bigger mess of the car than the laser did too. And it would take about 1 second."

Assuming the problem is to immobile the target rather than obliterate it, there might be less chance of getting any useful intelligence out of the occupants afterwards with a sabot round than a laser aimed at the engine.

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Re: input vs. output

A Challenger 2 tank engine will put out close to 1MW.

Shove off, ugly folk, says site for people who love themselves

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New picture

Gosh - the Elonex one wouldn't win any beauty contests! That's one ugly looking netbook!

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From the picture maybe not high enough to work out how to do up a bra.

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Why bother?

Why is el Reg giving this odious site the time of day again? Lester already wrote about them, more amusingly, a few years ago.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/17/beautiful_people/

Boffins say Mars had ocean covering 20 per cent of planet

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Re: NASA

Given the slow speed at which the rovers generally travel and the fact that nothing else much is moving on Mars, bar the occasional dust storm, there would probably not be much difference between a live video stream and a set of still images at, say, hourly intervals.

Simon Harris

Re: "Smooth, flat with very few rocks"

Was the plan to seal the cave entrances with dustbin lids?

GSMA: Er, sorry about that MWC brothel ad with our logo

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Maybe, although GSM did originally stand for Groupe Spécial Mobile and was developed by the European Telecommunications Standards Institute based in Sophia-Antipolis, France.

However, the GSMA board is listed at http://www.gsma.com/aboutus/leadership/gsma-board so that's quite a multi-lingual cheeseboard.

Tinder Plus charges oldies MORE to ogle young hotties' pics

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Here's an idea...

Instead of basing the subscription purely on age, weight subscription renewals based on the age differential between the user and the average age of the person they swipe right.

Depending on the age of the user, it could be called the pervy-old-git or the gold-digger tax.

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I'll second that - PoF worked for me and SWMBO.

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Re: u can grind on me

Or 062 shades for the older generation brought up on octal.

The BBC wants to slap a TAX on EVERYONE in BLIGHTY

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Like in the old days?

If the BBC's going to introduce a poll tax, I'm moving back to Wandsworth.

NASA upgrades Rosetta, Voyager and moon landing tracker

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CSIRO have a nice article about what actually happened here - it focuses on Parkes, but includes some information about Honeysuckle Creek too:

http://www.parkes.atnf.csiro.au/news_events/apollo11/

Honeysuckle Creek's images were the first to be used, but the feed was switched over to use Parkes' output after a few minutes as the image quality from there was better.

Boffin: Use my bionic breakthrough for good, and not super cyborgs

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Thumb Up

@ James Micallef Re: Once

'dances with smurfs' - have an upvote!

I'm the wire starter: ARM, IBM tout plug 'n' play Internet of Stuff kit

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Re: How much!

According to the BBC version of the story...

"The price has yet to be set, but ARM said it should be somewhere between $50 (£32) and $200."

Apple design don Jony Ive: Build-your-own phone is BOLLOCKS

Simon Harris

Ahem....

You can choose whatever color you want.’ And I believe that’s abdicating your responsibility as a designer.”

So why do so many people I see with iPhones choose to have clip on covers with all manner of colourful designs, or made to make your phone into some cute animal shape? Are they saying they aren't happy with Ive's design as it stands, and want to change it to their preference?

If Ive had his way, would you even be allowed to change your phone wallpaper and ringtones - surely that's part of the design too?

UGH... opposable thumbs are so tiresome! Why not mount your iPhone on your face?

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Meh

Futurama...

Surely Apple have just copied the cartoon and come up with the eyePhone.

IBM says dating apps can give you a nasty infection DOWN THERE!

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"Match, OkCupid, and Tinder... were not among the apps found to exhibit the cited vulnerabilities"

It might be useful to know which apps are the ones to avoid.

(err.. not that I need to know such things, just in case SWMBO is reading this).

Europe just flew titchy reusable SPACEPLANE IXV around the planet

Simon Harris

Re: The early history of the US space program was remarkably fatality free - not entirely

I think you might mean Edward H White rather than John Young.

Young flew 2 Gemini missions (including one with Grissom), two Apollo missions and two shuttle missions, and is still alive.

You'll NEVER guess who has bought I Taught Taylor Swift How To Give Head dot-com

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Re: TS went down on me

Oh dear. I read that thread title as a trans-sexual went down on you.

Not that there's anything wrong with that if that's what floats your boat.

Hear that sound? It's the Windows XP PC bubble popping

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"but I've never seen mustard spelt with an 'e'"

Maybe that's the special Tarantino spelling.

Russian revolution: YotaPhone 2 double-screen JANUS MOBE

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Re: we can do it

... and on that bombshell...

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Re: "nor is it particularly compact..."

"...at 145 x 69.5 x 90mm."

With those dimensions, I'd expect a display on all 6 sides!

The Paper Cinema's breathtaking Odyssey comes to London

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Happy

Re: Wheeeee!

Well, that's the Valentine's treat sorted!

'Camera-shy' Raspberry Pi 2 suffers strange 'XENON DEATH FLASH' glitch

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Re: E.M.P. anyone ?

Probably unlikely in an English winter, but I wonder if the problem has been replicated taking a Pi 2 outside and exposing it to sunlight.

Assange's cop chaperones have cost £10 MEEELLION to date

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Re: Is he still there??

I suspect it would be a case of 'problem solved'!

... or rather, two cases of 'problem solved'

NASA: Check out this TWIRLY SPACE DWARF – and NEVER moan about our budget

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Re: Note to Frosted Flake

Has your camera been in space for almost 8 years, can it see into the infra-red, and survive being hit by high energy particles? Err... thought not.