* Posts by Simon Harris

2773 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Mar 2007

Devious Davros, tricksy Missy and Dalek Clara delight in The Witch's Familiar

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"but where's the question mark?"

5 and 6 kept theirs on their shirt collars, 7 on his jumper.

Maybe this one has it on his underpants.

NEW ERA for HUMANITY? NASA says something 'major' FOUND ON MARS

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Alien Intelligence

They will announce that they've finally managed to decrypt one of amanfrommars's postings.

If you got Netflix for Miss Marple, you're out of luck (and a bit odd)

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Re: Keep buying disks

c) when they end up in the bargain rack.

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Re: Netflix - it's a library

Although if a real library doesn't have the book you want, they can set up an inter-library loan with somewhere that does.

I don't think you'd have much luck asking Netflix to borrow something from Amazon for you.

AVG to flog your web browsing, search history from mid-October

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Re: Pay?

Don't forget, professionals have homes too.

Doctor Who storms back in fine form with Season 9 opener The Magician's Apprentice

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Re: er, the opening bit

At least this time it was being used to do something actually sonic (although a cheap walkie-talkie might have done the job just as well!)

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Re: The most ludicrous bit for me...

They didn't really need a Doctor Tracker Machine in the episode, but they missed the opportunity of a guest appearance:

Tony Robinson: "Well, we didn't expect to find a Challenger tank in this week's Time Team Mediaeval Special".

That should have given UNIT the information to trace the time-line.

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"Missy is not scary or worrying or challenging. A gender realignment has done nothing for the character and is another self indulgent piece of writing."

Probably nobody can live up to Delgado's Master - I didn't like the John Simm interpretation either (although I feel Derek Jacobi might have had a good crack at it). I like Michelle Gomez (loved her in Green Wing), but might have made her a new incarnation of The Rani rather than The Master.

AWS outage knocks Amazon, Netflix, Tinder and IMDb in MEGA data collapse

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So that's why...

The IMDB Android application on my phone kept crashing yesterday (d'oh - even tried uninstalling and reinstalling it!)

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Re: Aha

Probably not so much of a bitch to watch on most people's 1.777:1 ratio HD screens.

LTO-7 has it taped, but when will 'bigger/faster' thinking hit the buffers?

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Re: What's the real capacity

And what is the example given?

Photos.

The size suggested (3-5MB) is generally about the size of a JPEG from, approximately, a 12MPixel image (depends, of course, on the quality settings chosen and complexity of the original image). These are already compressed and won't compress much more, so for this example we're back to the raw 6TB limit.

Sharp's new TV has over 7,000 lines of pixels – but there's NOTHING TO WATCH

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Re: Low-res

"Sure, but it's hard to have 0.6660026534 of a pixel"

If each pixel is made of RGB sub-pixels, I suppose 0.6660026534 of a pixel could be one with one of the colour components broken (give or take the odd 0.000664013... of a pixel).

Ahmed's clock wasn't a bomb, but it blew up the 'net and Zuckerberg, Obama want to meet him

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Pirate

Almonds.

Presumably if he'd taken home made marzipan instead, he would have been arrested because they though he was trying to poison the school with cyanide.

'To read this page, please turn off your ad blocker...'

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Re: So, Ad Age thinks I'm a "thief" who's "interfering with business"?

And as for those ads that try to sell me the thing I've just bought...

If I just bought a washing machine from you, what are the chances that your advert is going to convince me to buy another one right now? I've already given you my money, so now you're just stealing my time and interfering with my business.

Android 5 lock-screens can be bypassed by typing in a reeeeally long password. In 2015

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Re: Not on a Galaxy Note 4 (I think!)

Similar for my Sony SP (Android 4.3, and they're not updating it) - doesn't seem to be any copy/paste on the emergency screen - I'm not sure it limits how many digits you can type though, I gave up at 100.

Brown kid with Arab name arrested for bringing home-made clock to school

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Re: Long long ago, in a waist-measurement far away...

"I once left a large breadboard covered in components and wires on a seat at the train station near my trade college."

Back in the 1980s on my way back to university, I had to spend a freezing hour or so late at night on Doncaster station. In an attempt to pass the time (and in the futile expectation that a 15W soldering iron might keep me a bit warm) I soldered together one of the boards for my final year project. Nobody raised an eyebrow.

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Re: Is there any case in the real world

"For a period in the 80s/90s many real sleeper bombs were triggered by the 14 day timer from a VHS video recorder."

Just as well he didn't make his own homebrew VHS recorder then - these days he'd probably be arrested by Homeland Security and the MPAA.

BAN the ROBOT WHORES, says robot whore expert: 'These AREN'T BARBIES'

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Re: If your sex robot has achieved actual self awareness

"Wasn't it a pig?"

Ameglian Major Cow

although it did have rather a piggy nose in the TV programme.

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Re: Does Howard Wolowitz's robot hand count as a sexbot?

"I can see the line getting quite blurry"

That depends how fast you program it to go up and down!

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Re: @nsld - Concerns? It's little wonder methinks.

"you mean they'll all be like Katie Price"

There isn't enough orange paint in the world for that to happen!

CODING PEEP SHOW offers chance to hire devs as they program

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Re: Watching paint dry

"The problem is that the programmer who looks as if he/she is making loads of progress might be concentrating on User Interface elements which look really good"

How very prescient! I just took a look at the site, and the front page had someone writing CSS code.

Doctor Who returns to our screens next week – so, WHO is the worst Time Lord of them all?

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Re: Just thinking...

"But they don't work at 16:55 on a Saturday night watching from behind the sofa."

... and you don't get the same anticipation at 17.25 after the cliffhanger waiting a week for the next episode.

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Re: Peter Davison's Appearance.

Didn't notice your post before, but I thought exactly the same thing elsewhere!

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Re: blech

I think the problem with Peter Davison for me was not just that he had some rather large shoes to fill, but that he'd just previously been a rather piss-poor vet.

It took a lot to get over the new Doctor being Tristan Farnon.

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Re: Just thinking...

'I suspect they've not purchased "new who"'

Netflix has most of those - you should be able to get through the good episodes in your free trial month if you're not already signed up.

The remote control from HELL: Driverless cars slam on brakes for LASER POINTER

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Re: Not in my lifetime... or yours, probably

AI is hard.

Predicting how mischievous/evil/stupid people can be is harder.

NASA reveals secret 1970s SPACE PANTS

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Coat

Re: Laboratory Coat

Presumably defining the order of the coloured pens in the top pocket and size and shape of the obligatory ink stain.

China eyes the dark, sorry, far side of the Moon

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Re: Dark side of the Moon ...

Of course Pink Floyd acknowledged in Eclipse

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

which was borne out by the recent DSCOVR image sequence: “It is surprising how much brighter Earth is than the moon," said Adam Szabo

http://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/from-a-million-miles-away-nasa-camera-shows-moon-crossing-face-of-earth

Is John McAfee running for US president? 'My campaign manager told me not to comment'

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And on another continent...

Will Eugene Kaspersky be making a bid for Putin's office?

Feeling sweary? Don't tell Google Docs

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Re: "or the Austrian village "Fuck"."

Pussy...

presumably that's twinned with Twatt in the Orkneys, or Twatt in the Shetland Isles - take your pick!

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Go

Re: "or the Austrian village "Fuck"."

Apparently Google maps has no qualms about planning this route.

Wank to Fucking

It even suggests going via Tittmoning.

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Re: "or the Austrian village "Fuck"."

"I think it's actually "Fucking", at least that's what I seem to recall it saying on the sign."

That's what it says (surprisingly, all things considered) on Google maps.

https://www.google.com/maps/@48.0673358,12.8622639,15z

Files on Seagate wireless disks can be poisoned, purloined – thanks to hidden login

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Re: That picture

"that next time we refresh the fleet, our most expendable staff member get's a flight to the nearest easily accessible active volcano"

Precious, precious, precious! My Precious! O my Precious!

Return of the Pocket PC: Acer shows off Jade Primo PC Phone

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Terminator

Not a real pocket PC...

Unless you can hack ATMs or unlock Cyberdyne doors with it.

Jeff Bezos trousers $8m Florida rocket sweetener package

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Re: revenue stream

So, at no point in the New Shepard design process did anybody suggest not making it look like a giant cock?

The 100GB PHONE! Well, it has shades of Chrome, so not quite

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Unhappy

"reliance on always being connected"

So, not much use in a typical English south coast resort B&B that don't know how to configure their WiFi correctly, and where even a reliable 2G connection is a luxury.

3D-printed robot hand grabs Dyson award for UK

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Just hope...

They'll have used their robot hand for good.

Samsung smart fridge leaves Gmail logins open to attack

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Pint

Re: IoT crazy

"Because of the "Bring Me Beer" button!"

Like this maybe?

But with better beer.

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Re: IoT crazy @ TitterYeNot.

After those movie titles, I was sure I'd read that they'd logged your pubic IP address.

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Re: IoT crazy @ mhoulden

Oops - my second choice might be a bit bad taste for.a Japanese singing toilet.

Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire might be suitable in such a situation.

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Re: IoT crazy @ mhoulden

My choice would be The Dambusters' March...

or after a particularly hot curry, OMD's Enola Gay.

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Reminds me of the fad that started in the 1980s when everything (pens, keyrings, everything) had to include a digital clock, just because they could.

PINs easily pinched with iPhone-attached thermal imaging kit

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Re: Surely the solution is ...

"But then squirrels would nest there :("

I'm quite happy with any solution that lures squirrels away from our garden - this year they ate all the sunflowers and all the plums.

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Re: Surely the solution is ...

If, as suggested, the sensor is a FLIR camera, its sensitivity is in the range 8 μm to 14 μm.

Flooding the keypad with IR illumination from an infra-red emitting diode wouldn't really help - they tend to have wavelengths around 880 - 950 nm. Even an incandescent lamp's IR only peaks around 1.2 μm, although it tails off fairly slowly to longer wavelengths - there's still some radiant energy at 3 μm.

You might want to consider a nice little infra-red grill above the keypad - at least then, not only could you securely withdraw money from the machine (although asbestos gloves may be required), but you could also cook bacon while doing so.

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Re: They won't steal my PIN

Although almost all ATMs will have an on-screen menu of common withdrawal amounts, so often the only buttons you need after the PIN are down the sides of the screen, and you won't touch the keypad again.

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Flame

They won't steal my PIN

Not if I torch the ATM keypad when I've finished with it.

Try recovering my heat signature from that, matey!

Spain triumphs! Fascist anthem hails Spanish badminton champ

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Re: Fascist?

"At least no other national anthem is heavily nationalist..."

err... isn't that the point of them?

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Could have be worse...

The words could have been written by Sacha Baron Cohen

Kazakh medal winner in Kuwait

Testing times as NASA rattles Mississippi with mighty motor burn

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Flame

Re: new technology...

" I was thinking of a mag-lav rail"

Even my toiletry explosions aren't that powerful!

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Re: Space Elevator?

My, that's a tall bouncy castle!