* Posts by Simon Harris

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You should install smart meters even if they're dumb, says flack

Simon Harris

"I could conceivably turn off my wifi at night - but the only way to do that for me means my phones stop working. Arguable whether I need them, I suppose, but I don't think I'd use more than 1-2 kW in the whole night on those appliances."

Sorry, but downvoted for confusing power with energy.

Assuming you actually mean 1-2kWh, (120-240W assuming you have an 8-hour night), are you sure you're not providing wifi for the whole town?

For comparison, the current highest speed Virgin hub requires a 12V 1.5A power supply, so allowing for inefficiencies in the converter, probably about 20-25W at the wall (that's 0.2kWh over night).

Self-stocking internet fridge faces a delivery come down

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Re: Superb!

I thought bowls were pretty much, by definition, concave, or the soup would fall out.

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Thumb Up

Sheer brilliance.

"I feel compelled to upgrade to an iPhone 7 simply to prevent myself from plugging my earphones into it in the first place."

Forget Khan and Klingons, Star Trek's greatest trick was simply surviving

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Re: So how do you rate this 'success'?

IMDB estimates a production budget of $35 million.

Just out of interest I made a time-line of some of the major series (or what turned out to be) and a few other notable movies to see how their budgets varied - inflation adjusted to 2016 in brackets:

2001 $12m 1968 ($83m)

Star Wars IV $11m 1977 ($44m)

Close Encounters $19.4m 1977 ($77m)

Star Trek TMP $35m 1979 ($116m)

Alien $11m 1979 ($36m)

Star Wars V $18m 1980 ($53m)

Star Trek II $11m 1982 ($27m)

Bladerunner $28m 1982 ($70m)

Star Wars VI $32.5m 1983 ($79m)

2010 $28m 1984 ($65m)

Terminator $6.4m 1984 ($15m)

Star Trek III $17m 1984 ($39m)

Aliens $18.5m 1986 ($41m)

Star Trek IV $25m 1986 ($55m)

Star Trek V $27.8m 1989 ($54m)

Star Trek VI $30m 1991 ($53m)

Terminator 2 $102m 1991 ($180m)

Alien3 $50m 1992 ($86m)

Star Trek VII $35m 1994 ($56m)

Star Trek VIII $45m 1996 ($69m)

Alien 4 $75m 1997 ($112m)

Star Trek IX $58m 1998 ($86m)

Star Wars I $115m 1999 ($166m)

Star Wars II $115m 2002 ($154m)

Star Trek X $60m 2002 ($80m)

Terminator 3 $200m 2003 ($262m)

SW III $113m 2005 ($139m)

Terminator 4 $200m 2009 ($224m)

Star Trek XI $150m 2009 ($168m)

Star Trek XII $190m 2013 ($196m)

Star Wars VII $245m 2015 ($249m)

Terminator 5 $115m 2015 ($117m)

Star Trek XIII $185m 2016 ($185m)

Star Trek The Motion Picture may well have been the most expensive film dollar wise at the time. However, mostly since then they seem to have had tighter budgets than their most contemporary Star Wars film. Having said that there are almost twice as many of them - adjusted for inflation Star Wars total budget $884m at 2016 prices, Star Trek total budget $1184m.

Most notable perhaps is the budget jump from The Terminator ($6.4m) to Terminator 2 ($102m). Also quite noticeable is the amount pumped into Terminators 3 to 5 and Alien 3 and 4 ($801m in total at 2016 prices) and they were all a bit pants.

Simon Harris

Re: I sense a Microaggression, Captain!

I see what you did there, changing the emphasis with the omission of "staff at former".

'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down'

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Re: Thanks for the migraine

Stop complaining, or they might put a big picture of Theresa May on the front page!

What's that? They have? Please El Reg, make the nasty woman go away!

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Re: It's not quite a BSOD...

"This is exactly an hour out for at least a week following the change to or from BST, or until some IT bod notices (whichever is the longer)"

With hospital waiting times being a government target, it's actually a cunning plan by the hospital to make it harder to work out whether or not you've actually been waiting too long.

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I did once get moved to a better seat on an aeroplane when I discovered my in-flight entertainment display was frozen.

I pointed out to the flight assistant that since that was where the flight safety video was shown, to fly without allowing me to watch it posed a health and safety risk.

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Re: Elevator

Lift! Don't talk to me about lift.

As Marvin almost said.

Watch SpaceX's rocket dramatically detonate, destroying a $200m Facebook satellite

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Re: BBC has completed root cause analysis

"after "the car" had emerged from the printer, somebody got in and drove away."

3D printed petrol - that could solve the world's fuel problems!

Drama in orbit: Brazen UFO attacks Earth's Sentinel-1A satellite

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Mushroom

"just one of the many pieces of debris left over from the formation of the Solar System"

See, it's natural to leave crap just floating around.

Off to tell SWMBO that it goes against nature to tidy things up - wish me luck!

Expected response ----------------------------------------------------->

Jovial NASA says Juno flyby a success

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Re: Apart from that

Some of that information is here

http://spaceflight101.com/juno/spacecraft-information/

BSODs at scale: We laugh at your puny five storeys, here's our SIX storey #fail

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Re: and over at the entertainment industry . . .

Although much of the time you're at the mercy of what the conference AV department tell you to use (most of the ones I've presented at, the presentations need to work in PowerPoint), and if you do use your own laptop you usually have to suffer the undignified wait while they try to reroute the video source, find the resolution doesn't match the projector, and then discover all the video clips just appear as a black box or somehow play upside down (I don't know how that even happens, but I saw it at a recent conference- probably configured for the Australians in the audience).

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Re: "This copy of Windows is not genuine"

I wonder if we could sue Microsoft for slander for insinuating that we've installed knock-off copies of Windows when they're perfectly legit.

Simon Harris

"This copy of Windows is not genuine"

I get that on one of my Windows 7 work machines that's non networked.

If Windows can't call home for a long time it thinks it's not a genuine copy.

SpaceX Dragon capsule lands in Pacific carrying 12 moustronauts

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Re: Move on the ISS

Grrr.. Mice on the ISS...

How did autocorrect manage to screw that up so well?... And how didn't I notice for a whole day!

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Move on the ISS

Does that make them Space Murines?

A USB stick as a file server? We've done it!

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Re: Pointless

So, decades ago you could have a battery powered 200GByte wireless NAS that would easily fit in your pocket for around $100?

Small 200GB hard drives came out about 1 decade ago - the nearest self-powered pocketable mass storage device I can think of from around then is the 160GB iPod Classic (from 2007), but 3 1/2 times as expensive. So I guess you could have built something around a 2-ish inch drive just about 10 years ago to do something similar, but decades is stretching it somewhat.

Voyager 2's closest Saturn swoop was 35 years ago today

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Re: A stellar achievement

"You mean interplanetary, right?"

Both craft are beyond any known planets in our system, and outside of the plane of their orbits, so I think interstellar might be a good description of them now.

What wedding cake would an engineer make? A LEGO one

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At least she didn't marry a theatre stage manager - her present would have been wrapped in gaffer tape and she'd still be trying to get into it.

Excel hell messes up ~20 per cent of genetic science papers

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Re: My pet gripe is

In my last company on official documents all dates were required to have the month spelled out as a word, and the year as 4 digits just to be sure there could be no ambiguity whichever order the day, month and year came.

Corbyn lied, Virgin Trains lied, Harambe died

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Re: "Rammed" (quoting Rimpel)

(of a place) be very crowded.

"the club is rammed to the rafters every week"

That one comes from the Oxford University Press

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/ram

When it comes to words, I generally assume they know what they're talking about.

Gaze in awe at Elon Musk’s historic 156-foot erection

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Boffin

Falcon 9

Can it become the officially recognised El Reg unit for height measurement?

Sex ban IT man loses appeal – but judge labels order 'unpoliceable'

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Re: downvote here

Don't conspiracy crimes generally have more than one defendant?

NASA dangles ONE MILLION DOLLARS for virtual Mars robots

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Coat

I'm going to build a robot donkey...

...so I can get my ass to Mars.

Mine's the one with the nasally extracted tracking device in the pocket.

Wearable fart generator

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Joke

Re: When it is running

Yes but it's out of tune...

it's a bum note.

McDonald's launches wearable then pulls it after kid feels the burn

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Coat

I assume the data collected from these trackers will be stored in pedo files.

Swedish Pokemon teens terrorised by laser-wielding 'sex pigs'

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Pigs with frikkin' lasers...

whatever next?

Bees bring down US stealth fighter

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"eight pounds, or in modern numbers, 3.6 kilos."

This is The Register you're writing for - what's that in proper units?

Boffins' blur-busting face recognition can ID you with one bad photo

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They'll probably use one of those CSI resolution enhancers to read the serial number off your chair.

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Gimp

Re: Amazing

"...and avoid my mates?"

Dress like that and I think your mates are more likely to avoid you!

An alternative disguise ---------------->

London's Met Police has missed the Windows XP escape deadline

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Re: Windows 8.1 is NOT an upgrade...

"BAAStards"

BaaS - Bugs as a Service?

Breaking 350 million: What's next for Windows 10?

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Re: Still free if.....

The original might more accurately have been coined 'Beware of gifts bearing Greeks'!

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Re: Still free if.....

As the old adage goes...

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

If you use ‘smart’ Bluetooth locks, you're asking to be burgled

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Pint

"the good ones can't survive a screwdriver"

How about a Harvey Wallbanger?

Well, it's the only alcoholic icon available --------------------------------------------->

California to put all your power-hungry PCs on a low carb(on) diet

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Re: wank around waiting for a printout

It's the new greener way of sticking the pages together without needing staples.

US Air Force declares F-35 'combat-ready'

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By 'ready to strike...'

Do they mean 'ready to fall out of the sky onto...'?

F-35 targeting system laser will be 'almost impossible' to use in UK

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WW2 Paint-job.

I trust that planes equipped in such a way will be painted in the WW2 tradition, open mouthed with big pointy teeth under the nose.

At least then they'll look like sharks with frikkin' lasers.

Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

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Mushroom

I say we take off and nuke the entire pot from orbit...

... you know the rest.

NASA puts lenses through a different drill to stare at the Sun

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Coat

16 million holes?

That's even more holes than in Blackburn, Lancashire!

Brexit-bored Brits back to bashing the bishop after ballot box blues

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Coat

Re: Speaking of Brexit...

... and 67%* of Scotland and Northern Ireland vote for independence.

That's Numberwang.

(*insert statistic of your choice).

PM resigns as Britain votes to leave EU

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Re: If I hear a single pensioner...

If anyone says 'Independence Day' or 'Take Back Control' to me today, they may well get a punch in the face too.

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Unhappy

On days like today...

I'd look to Lester Haines to write something to cheer me up.

Lester, I miss you. Rest in peace in whichever afterlife you've ended up.

Bees with numberplates will soon be buzzing around London. Why?

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Re: But how long...

Only the ones that suffer from hayfever.

That must be a bugger if your one job is collecting pollen.

EU referendum frenzy bazookas online voter registration. It's another #GovtDigiShambles

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Re: Too stupid to vote

If the train's a Eurostar, then that would be pretty stupid - last time I went through the ticket barrier at St. Pancras for one, the woman in front of me was turned away because she had less than 30 minutes to go before her departure.

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Re: This is due to unprecedented demand.

Since there was a general election only one year ago, I would have thought that might give some clues about registration capacity needed.

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Re: I'm in two minds about this...

"No, voter reg is open all year round so more like PAYE and not a window in time as with tax returns."

On line tax returns (at least UK ones) aren't a 'window in time' either - for the due year you can submit them pretty much any time without penalty until 31 Jan, and pretty much any time after 31 Jan with a penalty.

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I'm in two minds about this...

One part of me says sod those who left it until 10pm or later yesterday - we've known for months there's going to be a referendum, and the voter registration site has been up for even longer, so if you're really interested in voting, you've had plenty of time already.

The other side of me says it's human nature to leave things to the last minute (how many people file their tax returns in the last hours of Jan 31st every year?), and the government should have specified the servers could be capable of handing the expected last minute surge.

So. Why don't people talk to invisible robots in public?

Simon Harris

"There's a hell of lot more info to be scraped from even the shortest of invitations to listen into meatspace."

Even more if they can read your lips too.