* Posts by Simon Harris

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'Slow AI' needed to stop autonomous weapons making humans worse

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Government by AI

I remember reading a novel quite a while ago where the process of government had become so automated and efficient that things were happening too fast and a government department existed solely to mess things up a bit and slow things down to a human speed again.

I have a feeling it might have been one of the Niven/Pournelle collaborations, but without going through my book collection I can’t be sure. Can anyone remember the book?

In the battle between Microsoft and Google, LLM is the weapon too deadly to use

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The difference between the LLM that Microsoft is using and a traditional search engine is that a search engine will find pages and you decide how relevant each of the results is to your query. The LLM obfuscates that somewhat by boiling it down with a plausible description - unless it provides a valid list of references (and ChatGPT has been known to make them up), what are the sources it has used to provide that information, and has its prediction method validly come up with the answer?

An example - in a 6502 forum, one member asked ChatGPT what the best method was for breadboarding a 1MHz clock oscillator for a 6502.

ChatGPT suggested using a 555 - now, that’s a classic timer that has been used for decades as an astable oscillator, but 1MHz is pushing it to the limit (possibly past its limit). So ChatGPT had linked the concept of oscillator to the 555, which in many cases would be reasonable.

It then went on to suggest passive component values, and what to connect to each pin of the 555. This uncovered two more problems - the components suggested gave a frequency nowhere near 1MHz, and while some pin connections were correct, others were completely wrong - it’s as if it had learned a pattern for how to describe component values, presumably from a range of online examples, and either the training data was wrong, or it just didn’t have strong network connections to associate the correct components with the desired frequency, and as for the pin descriptions, presumably it learned how to describe connections in general but the prediction mechanism couldn’t make any sense out of the specifics. However, the whole thing was framed in a plausibly written set of instructions, and if followed (rather than looking in a readily available data sheet, easily found with any search engine, that has the actual circuit), you’d be scratching your head trying to work out why it didn’t work.

If you didn’t know it was bollocks you would probably think it was a reasonable answer. When you know about a subject and you see the answer is bollocks, you worry about how poor the answers might be on subjects you don’t know much about.

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Re: Shitty Clippy

That’s how I parsed it first, in which case getting the CSS is trivial, then I realised that ‘this’ was probably shorthand for a description of the requirements rather than meaning ‘this webpage I’m already looking at’.

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Re: nothing can be made foolproof, because fools are so clever

And sometimes ‘why in the hell did they…’

comes down to nothing more than ‘because we wanted to see if we could’ - it’s a fine line between inquisitiveness and foolishness.

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Education

One problem I think will emerge this year is that we don’t seem to have a consistent approach to how LLM affects education, and how educational establishments should respond to it, with some banning it outright, some embracing it and some somewhere inbetween.

My own considers ChatGPT generated essays (along with those bought from essay farms) a form of plagiarism - and as someone who will be marking project dissertations soon, we need some way to determine what is actually the students’ own work (apparently TurnItIn is working on a ChatGPT detector).

But at the wider lever, we know that among some of the useful output from such systems, there is also some right bollocks. When LLM gives the impression of doing the thinking for us, it can present those bollocks to look as reasonable as the correct answer. We already have problems with people believing nonsense they read online. How do we educate people not to further subcontract their critical faculties to a machine?

Scientists speak their brains: Please don’t call us boffins

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Pipe

When I hear the word boffin, my mental picture is usually of a chap smoking a pipe who saves the day in an old black and white war movie. It’s usually Barnes Wallis.

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Re: Paging Ms. Streisand

I think there’s a bit of a difference.

A boffin, to me, is someone who actually does science.

A geek or nerd may do science, but it might also refer to someone who just has an intense interest in it, or some other subject, not necessarily scientific, for example you could be a language nerd or a history geek. But I’ve never heard boffin used outside of science.

RIP Gordon Moore: Intel co-founder dies, aged 94

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Re: And I had just bought some more Xeons, too…

I had an orange plasma Elonex 386sx ‘laptop’ back then (about 1990) - I remember the screen did get pretty hot.

It took so much power they didn’t even bother with batteries so needed plugging in wherever you went, and being somewhat weighty was more of a luggable than a laptop - I think it cost me a little over £1700 - that was the same price as the 286 machine I’d bought at the beginning of 1988 with an EGA monitor.

Workers don't want these humanoid robots telling them to be happy

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If one of those things appeared on my desk I might ask my boss for a loan of his golf clubs.

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Re: Box

How did I come by that snippet?

I’m old enough to have watched Blake’s 7 when it first came out and I had a school friend who had a System 1, so it was instantly recognisable.

Incidentally, there is a picture of it here

http://www.starringthecomputer.com/computer.html?c=209

If you really want to scale it, the Acorn System boards were all standard 100x160mm Eurocards

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Re: Box

It was actually Slave, the flight computer on Scorpio that was an Acorn System 1.

Orac’s first appearance on Blake’s 7 predated the System 1 by about a year.

We read OpenAI's risk study. GPT-4 is not toxic ... if you add enough bleach

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Remember

El Reg + Friday = Humorous fun, which may include nonsense.

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Not so smart

If Chat GPT4 is as smart and can do all the things the ads that keep popping up on my social media feeds claim, why hasn’t it written Chat GPT5 yet?

Maybe I’m just a cynical old git, but I can’t help thinking that all this jumping on the ChatGPT bandwagon reminds me of the dot-COM bubble of the 90s.

Where are the women in cyber security? On the dark side, study suggests

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Where are the women in cyber security?

Maybe they decided to keep their jobs in ballet after all.

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2020/oct/12/ballet-dancer-could-reskill-with-job-in-cyber-security-suggests-uk-government-ad

Can we interest you in a $10 pocket calculator powered by Android 9?

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Re: it just doesn’t add up.

“the answer should, of course, be 8008135.”

Surely 5318008 as it is standard practice to turn the calculator upside down, other possible correct answers include 58008618.

Why ChatGPT should be considered a malevolent AI – and be destroyed

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Terminator

All pervasive AI

The problem comes when AI becomes all pervasive and starts to fix reality to match its glitches.

(I’m sure there must be a P K Dick story like that)

ChatGPT, write a report about database glitches that crashed you today

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>ChatGPT, how do I fix your database errors?

“Have you tried turning me off and on again?”

Seeing as GPT-3 is great at faking info, you should lean into that, says Microsoft

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it is hyper intelligent - it’s just testing us to see how much bollocks it can make us believe.

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Terminator

The RotM won’t need an AI led war machine leading to a nuclear Armageddon. It just needs to convince humans to believe its suggestions so we continually cock things up while the machines just efficiently get on with things.

UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics

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Are two pedants a biped-ant? (and if so, what happened to its other 4 legs?)

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Surely being The Reg, it should be in guineas, or for the less successful influencers, groats.

This app could block text-to-image AI models from ripping off artists

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I’d not heard of ‘kitbashing’ in that context before.

In the modelling world, it’s usually used for taking parts of one or more kits, maybe modifying them, possibly adding scratch built bits and using them to create something the original kit manufacturer didn’t intend.

Microsoft tells people to prepare for AI search engine that goes Bing!

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Windows

Grumpy old man icon needed…

Surely I can’t be the old one who just wants a search engine to tell me which websites have the information I asked for and can make up my own mind rather than have some AI made up bollocks that may or may not be accurate.

NASA, DARPA to go nuclear in hopes of putting boots on Mars

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Boots on Mars.

Not Superdrug then?

Voyager 1 data corrupted by onboard computer that 'stopped working years ago'

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Re: 70's Tec

Used to do mine like that when I was doing my final year BSc project - a mixture of black tape and 2x Alfac transfers.

Designed with coloured pens on 0.2” graph paper, then overlaid with drafting film and transfers/tape for each layer, and then sent off to be reduced to create the final photo etching masks.

One of my first work projects after my degree was writing a high resolution printer driver for our new PCB CAD system, and I never used the transfers again.

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Re: 70's Tec

Looking at some early microcomputer PCBs you see the same curves.

There must have been some point in the late 70s/early 80s when curvy hand laid tracks gave way to the straight lines of PCB CAD systems.

CAPSTONE mission is Moon-bound, after less rocketry than expected

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Boffin

NASA boffins will spend months nudging CAPSTONE.

Is there a point at which boffin time and associated infrastructure becomes more expensive than putting a bigger rocket on and getting it there faster?

Microsoft pulls Windows 10/11 installation websites in Russia

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Speed restrictions

In light of the restrictions introduced on selling anything approaching a fast CPU to Russia, maybe Microsoft could replace the download screen with a postal address Russians can write to to obtain a stack of Windows 3.1 installation floppies.

AI's most convincing conversations are not what they seem

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Chinese Room

These chatbots seem to mirror John Searle’s Chinese Room argument. Something that can use an algorithm to produce a Turing Test convincing reply but has no internal concept of what it actually means.

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Re: The whole article

F7 - that’ll be either Save and Exit or Indent depending on which version of WordPerfect you’re using.

Apple to replace future iPhone Lightning port with USB-C next year, this guy claims

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Re: Yes, this is Apple

Apple seems to even make itself incompatible with itself!

I have an Apple TV subscription (courtesy of a free gift from my credit card company), an old Apple TV box and a couple of other devices with the Apple TV app. For no apparent reason this week the Apple TV box was the only thing that refused to connect to the Apple TV streaming service even though it could connect to everything else. Weird.

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Re: Confused

I’m going for a 20mA loop.

True, it takes a week to charge, but at least I can plug a Teletype in.

Your software doesn't work when my PC is in 'O' mode

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Re: it was a button with 'I' and 'O' on it

Or a digital electronics designer as so many devices have an enable signal that is active low.

Perseverance on the rocks: Pebbles clog up the rover's Martian sample collection

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I’d send another robot to pick it up, turn it over and give it a good shake.

The inevitability of the Windows 11 UI: New Notepad enters the beta channel

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Happy

https://www.theregister.com/2001/02/01/the_color_of_irony/

Ceefax replica goes TITSUP* as folk pine for simpler times

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Boffin

Re: Pedantic - slightly inaccurate

In 1975/76 Wireless World produced a set of articles to build your own Teletext decoder, reproduced here:

https://www.blunham.com/Radar/Teletext/PDFs/WirelessWorldDecoder.pdf

All digital logic without a microprocessor in sight, and you can see from first principles how to decode the signal.

A moment of tension as the James Webb Space Telescope stretches sunshield on way to L2 destination

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Back in the days before schematic capture and PCB CAD software was affordable, I used to lay out PCBs by hand on 0.2” graph paper - we used to make the originals of the photo-masks 2x size.

Drawn in with 2 colours of felt tip and then, for each side, drafting film taped over the graph paper and the tracks and pads put on with Alfac rub-down transfers.

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Once upon a time I had some paper drawings of knee replacement components I needed to turn into 3D models.

Dimensions were in mm, but every one included very odd fractions of a mm. Very odd that is until I converted them to imperial and they all turned out to be nice round multiples of thousands of an inch.

It's 2021 and someone's written a new Windows 3.x mouse driver. Why now?

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Re: MASM

Gosh - I haven’t used that since the 80s.

Then I switched to TASM and finally the GNU assembler to add low level stuff into my GCC code.

I haven’t actually written any new Intel assembly code in almost 20 years though.

Computer shuts down when foreman leaves the room: Ghost in the machine? Or an all-too-human bit of silliness?

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Re: Power socket on the lighting circuit?

In the old days there were a variety of round pin plugs and sockets of various physical sizes, so you couldn’t plug the wrong class of appliance into the wrong circuit, with 2A, 5A, 15A and 30A being standard. Lights would be most likely on 2A and 5A.

UK theatre lighting still uses the 15A socket as standard.

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Coat

Re: wiring oddities

‘Vibrating CRT’...

When I was a medical electronics student the image on the CRT used to get twisted out of shape. I was going to send it back as defective until I discovered the hospital’s MRI scanner was directly above my lab, two floors away.

Lab coat —->

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Re: Power socket on the lighting circuit?

I remember back in the 70s my grandma still had extension cables with a lighting bayonet connector at one end and a round pin mains socket at the other.

Considering she was still using round pin plugs and sockets then, I was surprised to see that BS1363 goes all the way back to 1947.

Years of development, millions of lines of code, and Android can't even run a toilet

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O/S rebooting...

I’d give it 10 minutes if I were you.

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Coffee/keyboard

Not flushed with success

I hope its inability to flush its buffers won’t lead to any overrun errors.

Arms not long enough to reach the plug socket? Room-wide wireless charging is on the way

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Re: Ham radio operators hate this

Don’t forget microwave ovens

https://www.theregister.com/2015/04/12/strange_radio_telescope_signals_came_from_microwave_ovens/

Wonder how many ‘space anomalies’ charging rooms will create.

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I believe a plug-socket is what you plug a plug-top into!

The first time I heard a mains plug referred to as a plug-top it took me ages to realise they meant the whole plug, and not just the cover you screw onto the top once you’ve wired it.

Spring tears down math geek t-shirt listing because it dared to mention the trademarked word 'zeta'

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That’s going to upset a few fans...

They won’t be getting their t-shirts expressing their undying appreciation of Welsh actress Catherine Zeta Jones.