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The British Museum plonks digital bricks on world of Minecraft

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@ MyffyW

"are you referring to the British Leyland motor vehicle"

The face of a GTA player if all they get to drive is a Metro ------------------------->

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Moon landing was real and WE CAN PROVE IT, says Nvidia

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Re: To all conspiracy muppets out there

"Showing proof to a conspiracy theorist just demonstrates to them that the conspiracy goes even deeper."

Of course nobody ever landed on the moon. Someone just sent some Nvidia chips back in time to 1967 and the whole Apollo programme was simulated in a graphics workstation.

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SCREW YOU, Russia! NASA lobs $6.8bn at Boeing AND SpaceX to run space station taxis

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Re: What a total rip-off!

"CST 100 does come down on land, using airbags to cushion the landing."

If they're anything like as bouncy as Pathfinder's landing airbags, will the CST 100 be a boing boing boeing?

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Re: LOHAN

Apparently El Reg did put in a bid, but NASA pointed out that none of their astronauts were only 3 inches tall.

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Apple gives fanbois The Sweetest Thing: A delete button for that U2 album

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I don't have any iThingies...

so, can someone with more knowledge of such things than me please explain why Apple needed to come up with a tool just to remove a particular set of tracks from one's account?

Isn't a delete function a fairly universal feature of operating systems these days?

Paris because... she probably knows about as much about iOS as me! ------>

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Re: Remove U2

U2 removal tool...

I believe an S-75 / V-750VN combination is the traditional tool of choice.

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Re: "...get..."?

The BBC version of the story, which has a snapshot of the removal tool states

"Users who remove the album and do not download it again before 13 October will be charged for the 11 tracks if they subsequently try to add them again."

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Bono: "look at it this way... The blood, sweat and tears of sone Irish guys are in your junk mail". Is that sanitary?

Sounds like Apple need to get the telephone sanitisers in.

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This flashlight app requires: Your contacts list, identity, access to your camera...

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Time to get worried when this app requires:

  • your clothes
  • your boots
  • your motorcycle

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Why Apple had to craft a pocket-busting 5.5in Plus-sized iPhone 6 (thank LG, Samsung etc)

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Re: It's all about the screen size @SuccessCase @Russell Hancock

"How does the merchant know how to send you the goods you have ordered (in situations where you order physical goods) if they are not given your name and contact details?"

You mean the goods you just put on the counter in the shop? I thought pay-by-bonk was designed for small payments (up to about £10/€15/$25-ish) for services or products in-store as an alternative to shoving your card in the slot and entering a PIN. If it's for a larger amount or something to be delivered I'd expect more security than just waving the card over the reader.

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Quit drooling, fanbois - haven't you SEEN what the iPhone 6 costs?

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Re: OnePlus One - FM Radio...

There's one on my Xperia SP.

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Apple's big bang: iPhone 6, ANOTHER iPhone 6 Plus and WATCH OUT

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Re: Apple Marketing misses a beat.

Isn't it standard form at Apple to take parts of their website offline during their product announcements?

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5.5in iPhone 6, iWatch hypegasm: What will Apple reveal - BE the rumour

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Re: "What will Apple reveal tomorrow"

"some people read Kim Kardashian's press releases."

People actually ready those? I thought they just looked at the pictures!

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Re: "What will Apple reveal tomorrow"

"A wearable device to fit over the eye ... called iGlass"

and when it's discovered that it ruins your sight, they'll release a new version called iPatch.

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Don't buy that phone! It ATTRACTS CRIMINALS, UK.gov will tell people

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I wonder if the scale is inversely proportional to how much of a beating you get from the average mugger for wasting their time when they discover how pants your phone is.

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Re: Demographics

Probably the sort of lifestyle that involves waving it around with the screen on beacon-like in a poorly lit street.

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Virgin Media blocks 'wankers' from permissible passwords

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Re: Interesting list.

Depends on one's personal hygiene.

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MEN WANTED to satisfy town full of yearning BRAZILIAN HOTNESS

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123 years...

... and they're still waiting for someone to light the barbecue.

(runs away and hides from my Brazilian girlfriend who's good at lighting barbecues).

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Six of the best gaming keyboard and mouse combos

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Re: Marketing fail... err, translation fail

It comes from ουρά rather than ούρα - so it's the tail eating serpent of many ancient mythologies rather than the piss drinker you are suggesting.

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Experimental hypersonic SUPERMISSILE destroyed 4 SECONDS after US launched it

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Thumbs up...

for the sub-heading

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True fact: 1 in 4 Brits are now TERRORISTS

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Re: ISIS

"Are we not calling them ISIS anymore?"

According to that bastion of truth, Wikipedia, since they were formed in 2004 they've been called all sorts of things...

Early 2004 Jamāʻat al-Tawḥīd wa-al-Jihād, "The Organization of Monotheism and Jihad" (JTJ)

Oct. 2004 Tanẓīm Qāʻidat al-Jihād fī Bilād al-Rāfidayn, "The Organization of Jihad's Base in the Country of the Two Rivers" and described by the West as "Al-Qaeda in Iraq" (AQI)

Jan. 2006 "Mujahideen Shura Council"

Oct. 2006 Dawlat al-ʻIraq al-Islāmīyah, "Islamic State of Iraq" (ISI)

Apr. 2013 "Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant", also known as "Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham" (ISIL/ISIS)

June 2014 "Islamic State" (IS)

The last name change to piss of the US who had decided to settle on calling them ISIL in May 2014 (that reason's probably not strictly true!)

If nothing else, at least they're keeping their stationers in work reprinting letter-heads for them at regular intervals!

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WIN: Your passport to PuppetConf 2014

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PuppetConf 2014

Is there a Punch and Judy show?

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Apple to build WORLD'S BIGGEST iStore in Dubai

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Re: bad poetry, bureacratic nonsense....

Have an upvote for beating me by seconds to a Hitchhiker's Guide reference!

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Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum

seems to have learned everything he knows about poetry from the Vogons.

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Tricked by satire? Get all your news from Facebook? You're in luck, dummy

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Couldn't they just....

show it in a different colour?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/13/the_return_of_the_irony_tag/

"Some of its users were a bit thick" ----------------------------------------------------->

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What does a flashmob of 1,024 robots look like? Just like this

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Re: Now

Just so long as it doesn't take 12 hours to deliver my beer!

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World's only flyable WWII Lancaster bombers meet in Lincs

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Is it just me...

or does everyone have The Dam Busters March playing in their head when they read this article?

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IBM boffins stuff 16 million-neuron chips into binary 'frog' brain

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Re: Decision Inverter

I think you mean an exclusive OR gate.

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"So, the IBM board may be able to catch a fly for its dinner."

obviously has applications as a debugger then.

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Who should do security clearance checks? Did you say 'chat-bot'? This military slinger hopes so

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Re: So chatbots wired to lie dectectors make more effective HR droids.

"This looks like a very bad day for HR droids."

It would seem these aren't the droids the US government is looking for.

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FORGOTTEN Bing responds to search index ECJ ruling: Hello? Remember us?

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If a link is there on a search engine...

but there's nobody there to search for it,

does it really exist?

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Phone charging log helps to convict murderer

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@ What?

Probably put there so that when you send the phone in for repairs they can tell whether you've been mistreating the battery.

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Japanese artist cuffed for disseminating 3D ladyparts files

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Re: Public referendum necessary

I think an 'L' accidentally slipped into your title there.

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Re: We've got 3D printers and scanners at work

Actually we print body parts all the time...

But purely for medical purposes.

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We've got 3D printers and scanners at work

When they arrived, the first rule from the boss was...

No printing of our own body parts.

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Re: Manco

"word in Spanish (where it means person with a missing limb) and a Japanese had to cover her ears since it also means lady part to them."

Can't wait until a Spanish speaking country gets to host the Paralympic Games!

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Playmobil reconstruction...

comes ready-built with the story!

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DRONE WARS: Killers, spies? Nah, they're IDEAL for snapping pics of hot models

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Re: Hmm can you....

You'd just end up with a lit-up skirt - the drones carry the lighting, not the camera.

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El Reg nips down IKEA's 'I've Got A Screw Loose Street'

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Re: more of Katarina please!

Now we've had pliers can we have a 20 interesting facts about screws BuzzGasm article please.

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Not only IKEA... to add an IT angle

there appears to be an Apple Store on I've got a screw loose street too - how apposite!

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Say goodbye to the noughties: Yesterday’s hi-fi biz is BUSTED, bro

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Re: RE traditionally separates would be swapped out over time

Fortunately not, although the amp I replaced it with is about the same age as him.

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"traditionally separates would be swapped out over time"

I can't be very traditional then - original turntable and speakers still going strong after 31 years, original CD player still fine after 27 years. Things have got added, but the only thing swapped out was an amp that went bad.

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Re: This new stuff looks boring

I thought the number of knobs and flashing lights on hi-fi equipment was inversely proportional to the audio quality.

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Google went behind our backs and really HURT US, squeal upset porn kingpins

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The famous porn brand BaDoink

Ba who?

Never heard of them before this article. Obviously their advertising department hasn't been trying hard enough!

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Cranial RAM cram plan aims to restore memory

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Will it leave their subjects dimm-witted?

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Today's Facebook fury: Coppertone-like baby pic ban baffles US mom

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"children's bare bottoms may be considered to be pornography"

does that include those advertising nappies?

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WinPhone iView app flap: Microsoft to pull 'unauthorised' app... coded by STAFFER

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iView FTW!

From the windows phone store page, it seems that now it's been withdrawn, Aussie WinPhone users will no longer be able to catch up with Peppa Pig.

Oh the humanity!

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'iPhone 6' survives FRENZIED STABBING. Truly, it is the JESUS Phone

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Re: Fantastic!

"I'd like to see an entire phone case made out of it so that I can see the phone hardware inside."

Surely the case should be made from stainless steel. A Sapphire and Steel iPhone - that might be enough to convert me!

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Re: Fantastic!

"I suspect guerilla marketing"

If it's true about the new glass technology, it's not gorilla marketing, that's for sure!

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