* Posts by Simon Harris

1609 posts • joined 1 Mar 2007

PM resigns as Britain votes to leave EU

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Re: If I hear a single pensioner...

If anyone says 'Independence Day' or 'Take Back Control' to me today, they may well get a punch in the face too.

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On days like today...

I'd look to Lester Haines to write something to cheer me up.

Lester, I miss you. Rest in peace in whichever afterlife you've ended up.

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Bees with numberplates will soon be buzzing around London. Why?

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Re: But how long...

Only the ones that suffer from hayfever.

That must be a bugger if your one job is collecting pollen.

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EU referendum frenzy bazookas online voter registration. It's another #GovtDigiShambles

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Re: Too stupid to vote

If the train's a Eurostar, then that would be pretty stupid - last time I went through the ticket barrier at St. Pancras for one, the woman in front of me was turned away because she had less than 30 minutes to go before her departure.

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Re: This is due to unprecedented demand.

Since there was a general election only one year ago, I would have thought that might give some clues about registration capacity needed.

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Re: I'm in two minds about this...

"No, voter reg is open all year round so more like PAYE and not a window in time as with tax returns."

On line tax returns (at least UK ones) aren't a 'window in time' either - for the due year you can submit them pretty much any time without penalty until 31 Jan, and pretty much any time after 31 Jan with a penalty.

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I'm in two minds about this...

One part of me says sod those who left it until 10pm or later yesterday - we've known for months there's going to be a referendum, and the voter registration site has been up for even longer, so if you're really interested in voting, you've had plenty of time already.

The other side of me says it's human nature to leave things to the last minute (how many people file their tax returns in the last hours of Jan 31st every year?), and the government should have specified the servers could be capable of handing the expected last minute surge.

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So. Why don't people talk to invisible robots in public?

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"There's a hell of lot more info to be scraped from even the shortest of invitations to listen into meatspace."

Even more if they can read your lips too.

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Belgian brewery lays 3.2km beer pipeline

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1% complete...

now I'm just waiting for the remaining 99% of the pipeline to be laid to my house.

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NASA 'naut to boldly enter pump-up space podule

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Re: Why not try and burst it

"an experiment would be to simulate the sheer velocity of a micro-meteorite"

African or European micro-meteorite?

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ARM Cortex-A73: How a top-end mobe CPU was designed from scratch

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Re: El Reg employs puppet as journalist?

Don't believe you - if you were being poetic it would be more like...

In a repeating loop, e.g.,

The CPU will quickly see

a jump to the start is often taken,

and only the final time will it be mistaken.

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Thai bloke battles jumbo python in toilet todger thriller

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some pics quite possibly NSFW

Not Safe For Waterclosets?

obviously, seeing the state of it afterwards!

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Re: Headline revamp

Toileting Thai Tackles Toothy Todger Troubler.

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US nuke arsenal runs on 1970s IBM 'puter waving 8-inch floppies

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Re: Shuttle core memory

"The computers went from taking 5 7 foot racks to 1/4 of one of them. The new empty space was promptly filled with other stuff."

That sounds like my boss's attempts to get me to tidy my desk!

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Got a Fitbit? Thought you were achieving your goals? Better read this

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"They don't measure continuously, fitness machines only measure when you have a firm grip on the electrical contacts and that's not possible during vigorous movement"

It can be worse than that - There have been occasions in the gym where the HRM on my treadmill was still displaying after I let go of the handles - it turned out that the person on the next treadmill had a radio linked HRM and my treadmill was picking up their signal - it did make me look rather fitter than usual for a while!

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Airbus to build plane that's even uglier than the A380

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Re: The A380 is not ugly!

"They have the proportions of a Fisher Price toy, and seem to just float in mid air."

Presumably in much the same way that bricks don't ?

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Chaps make working 6502 CPU by hand. Because why not?

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I wish you luck finding anything you actually need in Maplins.

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Re: Static?

Real 6502s were dynamic. The CMOS 65C02 (at least the WDC version) was (and still is) static. The WDC 65C02 also has extra addressing modes on some instructions and a few extra instructions. I can't remember whether they fixed the indirect jump wraparound bug from the original 6502, or left it as-is.

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Re: I'll really be impressed when..

If I remember correctly, X and Y were used differently for indirect addressing thus

LDA (aa,X) added X to the operand aa, and the contents of memory at (aa+X) and (aa+1+x) were used as the address from which A was loaded.

LDA (aa),Y took the data from (aa) and (aa+1) as an address and then added Y to that. A was then loaded from that total address.

The first was useful if you had a list of pointers to objects, the second was useful if you had one pointer to an object, but wanted to access data from a particular offset into that object.

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Re: I'll really be impressed when.. Intersil 6100

Well, the 6100 was based on the PDP8, so you could copy the PDP8s design (that one used discrete transistors).

The next step would be to recreate your discrete version of the 6100 as a FPGA. Then you'd have an integrated version of a discrete version of an integrated version of a discrete transistor CPU.

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Re: Why So Slow?

I was wondering this first when I realised that the original AT motherboard ran at 5MHz and was not much smaller (13.8" x 12").

I think the PCB size itself does not necessary limit the speed so much. However, if the CPU is simply a transistor for transistor substitution from the die to the PCB without any redesign, simply scaling things up might well scale up parasitic capacitances and time constants. Also, the 6502 used some dynamic registers (essentially single byte DRAMs) to reduce transistor count - scaling up the storage capacitor might also limit the clock speed by increasing the charge/discharge time constant.

I presume the 1960s transistor based computers running in the MHz range were designed on the macro-scale to control these capacitances in the first place.

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5% of drivers want Nigel Farage to be their in-car robo butler

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Michael McIntyre 11% ?

Because satnavs always work so much better after you've punched them in the face.

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Just don't drive on the pavement when you come to the UK

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Russia faces Ukraine and Georgia in Eurovision deathmatch

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Or Georgia On My Mind.

... or if they've set their sights a bit further west... Moldova Beethoven.

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A cracked window on the International Space Station? That's not good

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"we just need to clear out LEO and GEO of all the bits and recycle them."

Maybe The Clangers and The Wombles could join forces.

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Unicorn adopts rainbow as logo

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Adopting Rainbow.

They need to rename their apps Bungle, Zippy and George.

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Italians rattle little tin for smartmobe mini lenses

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"I didn't know they made USB microscopes. I'll have to look into that."

My sister's kids had one about 10 years ago - it was just a webcam with some crude microscope optics - it was a bit pants really. Hopefully they've improved since then.

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Valley VC Peter Thiel becomes an official Trump delegate

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Re: I spot a trend here ..

"He'll wreck America which is good."

I would have thought turning any country into a wreck (or conversely making it too strong) is probably not good for the well-being of the the planet as a whole.

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Did Spotify hire Alan Partridge to run its Netflix-style video push?

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Re: Maybe its us? ... or maybe it's you...

Ironically, Alanis Morissette already runs a column in the Guardian discussing why readers can't hold onto a relationship.

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OMG OMD

Where members of the 70s new wave group travel the country in a quest to find the person who can pull the most surprised face.

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Facebook bungs 10-year-old kid $10k to not 'eliminate' Justin Bieber

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Re: Just how bad does it have to be

Maybe we should put this kid onto fixing the F-35.

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Re: 10k...

You guys beat me to it!

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F-35s failed 'scramble test' because of buggy software

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Re: I think there is a wonderfull message behind this

I only read through the first 60 or so, but those seemed quite sensible, and many of them can be enforced by compiler settings or could be tested with automated tools to check for compliance.

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Switch survives three hours of beer spray, fails after twelve

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Re: Similarites between rugby and american football

American footballs are actually a bit more pointy at the ends than rugby balls.

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Microsoft's Windows 10 nagware storms live TV weather forecast

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Re: Small misfire by M$ leads to a Butterfly Effect...?

"Trust me, Microsoft reads these forums."

I think you forgot to write that post in The Colour Of Irony.

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"frankly a little shortsighted"

But if you do need GPU co-processing support in a server wouldn't it be better it go for a full-feature dedicated GPU (or two, or however many you can link together these days), rather than a cut-down version built into the CPU die?

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China's Dalek-like robots fear only one terrifying nemesis: Stairs

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What? There are more pictures after the one of Servalan?

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30 years on, Chernobyl wildlife still feeling effects of nuke plant catastrophe

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"if it were not for constant immigration"

"Damn immigrants, coming over here and keeping our population from going extinct!"

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NASA saves Kepler space 'scope by turning it off and on again

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Re: If cycling power doesn't work...

I'd say about 3x more is more realistic now.

However, for the Atom, TRS80, etc. we're talking about late 70s - early 80s - maybe the price differential was much higher back then, I can't really remember.

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Re: If cycling power doesn't work...

"Atom was single board with keyboard on one side and all chips hanging from sockets underneath and could slowly work loose as you typed."

The second generation of their colour encoder that turned the signals from the 6847 into PAL relied on you removing the 6847 from the mother board, plugging it into the colour encoder, and then plugging the colour encoder board (with the weight of the PCB itself, a 40pin dip package, various 16pin packages, all socketed, and discrete components) so it was hanging upside down and held in by the friction of a 40 pin dip socket - not sure how that was ever supposed to not fall out!

Probably the biggest advance Acorn made between the Atom and the BBC was moving all the chips to the top of the PCB!

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Woz says wearables – even Apple Watch – aren't 'compelling'

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Re: Seconds out... Round 2

"Now if someone repackaged it into something like 'Half-Hunter' format then I might buy one."

I wonder whatever happened to the Runcible phone.

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" I don't think many people are reliant on connectivity. They like it and expect it, but when its not there, then meh."

Not just connectivity, but continuation of specific services. Imagine you have an internet connected home controller system (the Revolv, for example), and the company controlling those services goes tits-up or to discontinue services for what they consider an obsolete device.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/06/nests_bricking_of_revolv_a_wakeup_call/

Every time Netflix or BBC iPlayer buffers or drops out, it might be a meh moment, but it's a little hammer to the brain to remind you never to trust the internet to be permanently available.

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NASA prepares to unpack pump-up space podule

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Re: Full Circle

Wasn't that a project to launch Phil Collins into orbit?

In space no one can hear you bang drums.

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3,000 kids' sketches to fly with exoplanet hunter

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Passive cooling.

Apparently the CHEOPS CCD is passively cooled.

If they have made it actively cooled they could have included a refrigerator, the door of which is the natural habitat of such pictures!

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Waiting for your Oculus to arrive? Yeah, it's going to be some time

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Re: Oculus Grift @ james 68

3 million years or so of evolution since Australopithecus Afarensis - I should hope we're past version 1.0 by now!

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Blighty's nuclear deterrent will get a software upgrade amid cyber-war fears

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The range of a Trident is quoted as being over 4000 nautical miles - which is somewhat further than the distance from Scotland to Moscow, although they might fall a little short of Vladivostok if launched from Scotland.

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Trident II is physically capable of carrying up to 14 warheads per missile - I have a feeling that some nuclear weapon limitation treaties may reduce the number they are allowed to carry.

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Obscured by clouds...

"Why keep the submarines in Scotland some aggrieved Scot Nat will surely ask, because Faslane is the cloudiest place in the UK which made (makes?) it harder for foreign satellites to count the number of submarines alongside."

And I thought security through obscurity was supposed to be a bad thing!

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Let’s re-invent small phones! Small screens! And rubber buttons!

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Re: "No one thought to check what channels the UK actually shows."

"canal porn"

Is that like hedge porn but with soggier pages?

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Comms 'redlining' in Brussels as explosions kill up to 30 people

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Re: getting close to home

"Duvel is 8.6%, as I learned the hard way. But I think Chimay Bleu is over 10. Hic! Which I think is the strongest beer I've had that was actually drinkable. Delicious in fact."

Both very good choices, as I discovered in the north of Belgium last week. Brugse Zot is another nice one (as are all the HalveMaan brewery beers) with a lighter taste at only 6%.

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