14 posts • joined 8 Oct 2007
'2 girls 1 cup' < '1 guy 1 jar' < '1 guy 1 screwdriver'
god only knows whats going to be next.
O2 do this already. Threaten to leave 'cos u want a crackberry from Orange and they might (depending if they have any) offer you a resurrected jeebus phone for £35 a month. Then all you have to do is notice *ahem* a part is missing, lets say part of the charger and they'll send a courier to pick up the old one and give you a brand spanking new one... Good service as always from 02.
I know pilots look smart in their suits but I thought they were just to attract the ladies? Or do all pilots fly looking like this:
So where can I get me one?
Single Sign On
We do have a SSO system, but I don't think the combination of OUSU and OUCS (Ox Uni Computer Services) would be able to get their act together to implement something as time difficult as a pesky little voting system. I mean, have you even seen the state of the Herald webmail interface - i can't imagine how difficult they would make it to vote?
cybersaur, the BNP formed out of the breakup of the national front. Maybe that helps explain why they are so maligned and what being a member says about you?
@ Simon C
"The whole communion thing is symbolic of your belief in a religion."
Not if you are Catholic.
c.1490-1700 most of Christian Europe was in a slight quandary over this little problem which ended up causing a slight division between Catholics and everyone else resulting in lots of little reformations.
1) What an awful first sentence. Hang your head in shame!
2) I didn't know this many people read El Reg!
Good Article and Neat Science.
Re: Re:Boot Recognition Fault..
FMBs otherwise known as Forward Mounting Bases. It's still dirty...
(it won't let me post a with only 99% below the title as it doesn't recognise it as a comment...)
Paris has Nipped to Japan Leaving Africans Rwandaring
"it could not have been produced simply by using PowerPoint software"
No sh*t sherlock.
Education of the wrong sort
Some alcohol addled miscreants may view it as a chance to hone their driving skills with the intention of making them better drivers whilst drunk. "I learnt to drive safely whilst drunk" will probably not go down too well in court, however.
Perhaps a nod to classic literature
'The disease has turned him inside out so that he now wears his soul on his face'
Choderlos de Laclos - Les Liaisons Dangereuses
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