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2153 posts • joined Monday 8th October 2007 13:35 GMT

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Coffee/keyboard

@ has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown

Snatched?

Splutter.

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Paris Hilton

Untitled

And we don't have wardrobe malfunctions.

Paris because she's a woman.

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Welcome

I for one

welcome our new climate stabilising phytoplankton overlords.

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@ US of A #

"I hate the term 'Radio' when it comes to internet... casting, "

I know it's not strictly accurate, but what's the alternative? When standalone Internet radios do look like radios.

Whoever did the catalogue pictures for the Bush Tr2015 even felt the need to photoshop a telescopic aerial which it neither has nor needed.

http://www.radioandtelly.co.uk/images/bushtr2015.jpg

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@ Title

"She wouldn't probably have received an automatic email acknowledgement.""

I meant "would have".

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That makes perfect sense. Blears received an email from an official Civil Service address, and quite understandably complained to the department concerned.

I feel that a Civil Servant that stupid deserves to be fired. She wouldn't probably have received an automatic email acknowledgement.

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Is this surprising?

Pure water is a poor conductor of electricity.Of course adding a few more ion will allow m ore current to flow.

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I for on welcome...........

Er, no I don't. It's horrible.

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@Pointy stick

" And then if a kid really, really wants a knife, there is always the cutlery draw"

First they came for the cutlery draw.

And I did not speak out

Because I didn't want to win a knife

Then they came for the National Lottery

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@ All well and good

The satellite was built in America. ESA is now a major player in the heavy launch business which is why the owners used it.

Thirty one successful launches in a row. Three so far this year and four more planned.

It's about time Europe got into the manned space business. We've got an ideal launch vehicle and the ATV which has delivered supplies to the ISS.

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Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because its owner couldn't park outside his house.

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Mulder?

She's changed since her X-Files days.

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This is news?

Scammers will exploit anything.

I'm currently negotiating with a bank manager over $25m that Michael Jackson had stashed away in Benin.

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"dispatched to an observation ward bed"

A bed with a hole cut in the top sheet about half way up?

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Playmobil reconstruction,

or it didn't happen.

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Why?

I've currently got three devices that charge by Mini-USB (Phone, ebook reader, and MP3 player).

What extra benefit does Micro-USB offer?

Charging is only slower if charging from a computer. If it's not enough, buy a charger with a USB socket. And the phone came with a lead that fits a car cigarette lighter socket.

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@ @Brian

Actually because of the DNA retention policy, there are four.

Guilty, innocent of a minor offence, innocent of a major offence, and suspected.

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Probably pollution AND Global warming.

They're so full of mercury that they get longer when the sea warms up.

QED.

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@ @ "PC World"

" Even as a former PC World employee who used to do hard drive recovery, I would never look at people's files."

Is that why you're a former PC World employee?

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Welcome

As they're probably listening,

I for one welcome our new mutant piscine overlords.

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@ Seriously, a Dremmel Tool and a vacuum hose

Thy can manage with two Shuttles, but the time it takes to prepare a Shuttle for its next launch means that finishing the ISS will extend well into 2011.

http://www.spaceflightnow.com/shuttle/sts127/090624update/ sounds less pessimistic though. My money's om Atlantis launching in November though.

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I'm waiting

for the first 419 scam. About his trunkboxes containing several million USD in cash.

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Wow!

Impressive.

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<Title>

If the EU had existed then, it might have insisted on dinosaur passports, and agreements not to eat your own dinos. . With photos and detailed info that could settled the arguments.

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7) (with added superfluous title to avoid problems)

Remember. A horse isn't just for Christmas. You can eat it at any time of the year.

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I blame Dr Who

My SSID is Bad Wolf, And everything connected to the router is Bad_Wolf_1, Bad_Wolf_2, etc.

Another one I set up uses Harlequin, Pierrot, (would have been Pantaloon, but I chickened out), and Columbine.

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IT Angle

I for one

welcome our.......

Er. What's the adjective that means sperm-like?

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@ Lola resolution

That's the altimeter The camera has a resolution of 12 inches, so all the Apollo hardware will be easily visible. And I read somewhere they are hoping to locate a couple of probes that crashed (unintentionally).

Bandwidth available means that images of about 10% of the surface can be sent back in a year.

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Obama

I for one, welcome our new fly-killing overlord.

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Premises?

I thought they danced naked in the woods.

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@ What about LACROSSE?

Not much of a delay. It's due to fly tomorrow, 21.12 GMT. Weather permitting.

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"Ryanair has told those traveling on Thursday the 25th that "in order to avoid any inconvenience," they must do their web check-in before 6pm Wednesday the 24th."

If you've any sense, you'd do that anyway. Leave things until the last minute, and you're asking for trouble.

What if your PC, router, or printer, goes tits-up, and you've no time to get it sorted?

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@ Always with the Hydrogen leaks

This is a quick release connector that detaches at launch, So probably harder to make leak-proof.

And the only way of testing it is to fill the tank.

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@ Agent Smith had it right

On the ground, robots are a poor substitute for manned visits.

Opportunity has travelled just over 10 miles. After over six years! Providing results but exploring a very small area.

All three manned lunar rovers travelled more than that in only a few hours.

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Re @ @@frank ly "Flown more..."

According to Wikipedia

Soyuz 102

Shuttle 134 (eight more planned)

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@ @frank ly

"Then again the Shuttle never was a serious space vehicle."

What? It's flown more than any other manned vehicle. It can carry a crew of seven (more than its planned successor). With a massive cargo bay, robot arm, and the capability of allowing the crew to do repairs in Earth orbit.

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Well, someone has to.

I for one welcome our new indestructible prehistoric overlord.

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@ Just as well..

.The rescue launch would have been on the other launchpad, so the problem may not have occurred.

And I expect they'd have launched anyway. I was told that they would have launched even though the weather at the time would have precluded a routine launch

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Foot wide crater in the road.

Or potholes as we call them round my way. After the weather last winter, the local council is only just getting round to filling them in.

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@ who probably took advantage of weak passwords

No. He fell for a phishing attempt, and logged onto a fake site, after being told his account would be closed if he didn't.

It's a common scam.

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Wow!

I can see the "no win no fee" lawyers rubbing their hands.

"Are your children poor for no fault of yours......."

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Paris Hilton

What about

Parishiltonium?

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Sob!

The first issue had a picture of a Nascom 1 (my first computer) on the cover.

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Why stop there?

I'd like an implant with Internet access.

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Re Edit Your Details

I've retired since signing up, but "Retired" isn't an option.

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Plenty of time.

Give us a few hundred years and we ought to be able to move planets about. Sorting out Mercury's orbit sound like a good place to start.

If we can't, we don't deserve to survive.

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Pinkfuckit/pingfukkit

Less than 1000 Google hits so far, but I'm working in it.

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@ I just don't get it?

The Internet allows a criminal and victim to be in different countries. It seems entirely reasonably to me that the country where the victim is should have jurisdiction.

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Let's hope

that it doesn't occur to terrorists to say nothing about terrorism during taxi rides.

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The Lads from Lagos have joined in too.

/www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2685

"A dormant domiciliary account with a point balance of ($8.3m USD) has been willed to you by late Veronica Ivanovitch, 57; Swiss-Brazilian; the wife of telecoms millionaire Hans Ivanovitch, who died amongst crew and passengers aboard Air France Flight 447, which crashed in the Atlantic Ocean en route from Rio de Janeiro to Paris carrying 228 people on Sunday, 31st May 2009."

Bastards!