Posts by Anonymous John

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear Anna

Happy Birthday to you

"all guns that were used in a crime will be handed over to authorities"

How does she know that a gun was used for crime?

Is this enough letters and/or digits?

Think of all the spaghetti it could harvest.

Things come in threes.

First the woman who fell into a fountain. Now this kid. Who's going to be third?

14th amendment

If he was born in the US, he's an US citizen.

Same here.

No doughnut shops near me either..

Sigh.

Forty years ago, I could fly to the US with a camera tripod in a plastic bag, without it being checked.

The present is a foreign country, they do things differently here.

Moral of the story: carry two mobiles.

Top of the range smartphone for use/willy-waving. Cheapo PAYG one to give muggers or to give as security to taxi-drivers.

Another nail in the coffin of MMGW.

I don't doubt we are responsible for rising CO2, but that's only one minor factor in the always changing climate.

Peter reckons it's more likely the hacker guessed his password

password?

123456?

abcdef?

Presumably

Not an Act of God.

Subject: Call for Urgent

Sir,

I am attorney to late Mr. James L.Dukes who died at camberwell East London on the 11th December, but since his death, nobody has come forward to put a claim to his carbon credits Valued at Thirty million US dollars ($30,000,000.00) He did not disclose any next of kin as was required, hence the bank mandated me to present his Next Of Kin. That is why I need immediate assistance from you to expedite the transfer of the inheritance fund to your account.

About to fall into a fountain?

We've got an app for that.

USB 2.0 sockets are blue.

So problem solved.

Well, I'm shocked.

I didn't realise there was anything worth watching over Christmas.

Really?

I never have any trouble remembering what I've just read. It's about time Facebook sorted out their connectivity problem.

"Suggested" and "indicated"

According to the BBC report. I don't know about the US, but a UK judge has no say in which type of prison is selected. A federal prison seems excessive to me though.

No mercury?

If it's good enough for Curly Flickering Lights, it's good enough for a compter.

Another Errmm

AC's post was about the article, not your comment

(Posted on an Acer laptop used daily for the past four years.)

Godwin's law.

So no more comments please.

Re Bootnote

Is there a female equivalent designed to make the wearer look flat-chested?

DIY

http://diybookscanner.org/forum/