* Posts by Garry Perez

21 posts • joined 28 Feb 2007

Apple iPhone 7 launch hysteria? Not in Viking land

Garry Perez

That is the saddest thing I've seen since I looked in the mirror this morning

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Calm down, dear: Woman claims sexism in tech journalism

Garry Perez

Shame Really

As she looks quite a babe

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German lodges todger in 13 steel rings

Garry Perez

Do the quacks really need to call the fire brigade in for this sort of stuff, or are they just doing it for shits and giggles?

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Sight for sore eyes: Dropbox lands on Win 10 with iris recognition

Garry Perez

Assmetrics

Microsoft,

you may use my ringpiece as a biometric dataset. I'm pretty certain its unique and It would give me great satisfaction mooning to my PC everyday to logon

loving yours

G

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Microsoft now awfully pushy with Windows 10 on Win 7, 8 PCs – Reg readers hit back

Garry Perez

Dear Bill,

You and I were, if not best buddies, certainly people that got on. For 30 odd years we have had a special relationship, DOS, 3.1 WIN95/98 (cough Vista). And you know what I even told my mates how good you were. Things were sweet.

Then win 10.

F*ck you

F*ck you in the a*** with a f****** 10 inch c******r sidewards

F*ck you until you f******g f*****d up f*****d f*****s f*ck off.

I've now gone to linux Mint and will now be converting all my non-tech mates over to it.

So yeah, its not going to be the year of Linux, but y'know, we, the tech nerds support our family and friends and when we tell them to fuck windows off, you are sliding down a slippery slope.

For the record, el Reg users, I held off going to Linux for years. All I can say is what was I thinking? Mint is a fantastic piece of software and is now on my laptop and my friends. Works great and to top it off, no fucking fucked up fucked ribbon.

So one more time

FUCK U MS.

(bit of a rant, soz people)

restored with asterisks by El Mod because it was quite a funny rant really, if a bit too sweary for normal service

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I want my EPG, say Windows Media Center users left in dire straits

Garry Perez

Media Portal- Way to Go

Used Media Centre for ages, it was once of MS best products. However over the years it has got slow (esp clicking through the guide) and just generally flaky. A couple of months ago I switched to Media Portal, and boy what a difference. Can really recommend it.

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Traumatised Reg SPB team barely survives movie unwatchablathon

Garry Perez

"Surf Nazis Must Die" - Do not watch under any circumstances

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'Hi, I'm from Microsoft and I am GOING TO KILL YOU'

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Not my tactic but I have used it......

Call centre "Hello I'm from Microsoft and we've detected a problem on your PC...."

Me (Loudly" "Sweet Leaping Jesus, hallaluah, my pc HAS been faulty, can you fix it?"

Call Centre "Of course sir, please switch it on"

Me "Yes!!!!!! Can you see the screen, its now checking file system on C:. 1%....................2%.........................3% ou stilll there?.......... 4% ...........

Never got to 10%, or had my pc fixed :(

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Protesters stop ground breaking on world's largest telescope

Garry Perez

What would be the resolution of this telescope? (Preferably in elReg units)

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Naked intruder cracks one off in Florida rampage drama

Garry Perez
Unhappy

So sad

To see another electronic engineer go rogue

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Jobs biopic to focus on first Mac, NeXT, iPod

Garry Perez

the sequel

Where jobs rises from the dead

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Move over Raspberry Pi, give kids a Radio Ham Pi - minister

Garry Perez

Excellent Idea

Building my own crystal set got me into electronics and never looked back!

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Wireless remote control inventor zaps out at 96

Garry Perez

Legend

Eugene, I salute you, a brilliant invention by an unknown inventor.

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Billionaire astro mining venture long on hype and timescale

Garry Perez

Moon Zero Two

nuff said

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Adam Sandler's cross-dresser shocker is Razzies stonker

Garry Perez

Its Cobblers

My arse couldn't believe it had to sit through 2 hours of this drivel. Avoid this film at all costs and can we add it to the worse film list, it trumps The Phantom Menace by twelve parsecs.

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Eddie Murphy heading for worst movie ever glory

Garry Perez

Surf Nazis must Die

that is all

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Ultimate flight-sim crashes into living rooms for 36 grand

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For that price, better throw in some hottie hostesses

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Paul McCartney joins Atlantis love-in

Garry Perez

Kill me now

First Elton now Macca - I bet the Atlantis crew have left via the airlock, sans space-suit

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Trucker pulled with DVD and laptop on dashboard

Garry Perez

Shoulda used one of this doohickys

http://www.amazon.co.uk/1st-harrison-Laptop-Car-Tray/dp/B00126A7P4

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France says 'Oui!' to three strikes for music pirates

Garry Perez
Pirate

Could force more piracy.....

If you boot the terrorisist, I mean pirates off, then they won;t be able to use legit services. Plus I suspect they'll just boogie on down to the local car-boot anyway

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Star Trek XI logged for Xmas 2008 launch

Garry Perez

The real Kirk is....

Tim Allen aka Capt Jason Nesmith aka the best Kirk we never had

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