* Posts by Garry Perez

14 posts • joined 28 Feb 2007

'Hi, I'm from Microsoft and I am GOING TO KILL YOU'

Garry Perez

Not my tactic but I have used it......

Call centre "Hello I'm from Microsoft and we've detected a problem on your PC...."

Me (Loudly" "Sweet Leaping Jesus, hallaluah, my pc HAS been faulty, can you fix it?"

Call Centre "Of course sir, please switch it on"

Me "Yes!!!!!! Can you see the screen, its now checking file system on C:. 1%....................2%.........................3% ou stilll there?.......... 4% ...........

Never got to 10%, or had my pc fixed :(

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Protesters stop ground breaking on world's largest telescope

Garry Perez

What would be the resolution of this telescope? (Preferably in elReg units)

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Naked intruder cracks one off in Florida rampage drama

Garry Perez
Unhappy

So sad

To see another electronic engineer go rogue

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Jobs biopic to focus on first Mac, NeXT, iPod

Garry Perez

the sequel

Where jobs rises from the dead

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Move over Raspberry Pi, give kids a Radio Ham Pi - minister

Garry Perez

Excellent Idea

Building my own crystal set got me into electronics and never looked back!

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Wireless remote control inventor zaps out at 96

Garry Perez

Legend

Eugene, I salute you, a brilliant invention by an unknown inventor.

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Billionaire astro mining venture long on hype and timescale

Garry Perez

Moon Zero Two

nuff said

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Adam Sandler's cross-dresser shocker is Razzies stonker

Garry Perez

Its Cobblers

My arse couldn't believe it had to sit through 2 hours of this drivel. Avoid this film at all costs and can we add it to the worse film list, it trumps The Phantom Menace by twelve parsecs.

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Eddie Murphy heading for worst movie ever glory

Garry Perez

Surf Nazis must Die

that is all

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Ultimate flight-sim crashes into living rooms for 36 grand

Garry Perez

For that price, better throw in some hottie hostesses

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Paul McCartney joins Atlantis love-in

Garry Perez

Kill me now

First Elton now Macca - I bet the Atlantis crew have left via the airlock, sans space-suit

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Trucker pulled with DVD and laptop on dashboard

Garry Perez

Shoulda used one of this doohickys

http://www.amazon.co.uk/1st-harrison-Laptop-Car-Tray/dp/B00126A7P4

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France says 'Oui!' to three strikes for music pirates

Garry Perez
Pirate

Could force more piracy.....

If you boot the terrorisist, I mean pirates off, then they won;t be able to use legit services. Plus I suspect they'll just boogie on down to the local car-boot anyway

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Star Trek XI logged for Xmas 2008 launch

Garry Perez

The real Kirk is....

Tim Allen aka Capt Jason Nesmith aka the best Kirk we never had

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