> An upgrade to a faster broadband package at no extra cost
Still capped and throttled.
> £1 off monthly broadband bills
Your generosity astounds me.
> £1 cashback per month
No cut-price store will be safe!
> A cut of advertising revenues
Shrivelling up even as we speak thanks to Wall Street.
> A free premium technical support line
Who will still ask Mac users to click the Start button at the bottom of the screen.
> Free music download vouchers
> Free anti-virus software
Got a Mac, and isn't AVG still free?
> Parental content controls
I gave up trying to control my parents long ago.